Disclaimer: I do not own any of the original characters from Devil May Cry nor do I write this for money it's just for the fun and a pass time.

Warning: This story will contain at one point or another;

Blood and Gore, Violent Imagery, Graphic Imagery, Sexual Themes, Crude Humor, Alcohol and Tobacco use, {and most common for me} Lot's O' Sex.

Code Name 0 : Elchulus or Dante?

Why is fear of something unnatural still among these humans? It has been over two-hundred years since the four gates have open on the realm known as 'Earth?' Yet still I feel and smell that pointless fear of things that they do not consider normal. Why should I awaken to such biased animals that are so childish and easy to drive by such frail emotions. Weak all you creatures are weak in my eyes I will not wake to such boring emotions. Fools of science you will not get anything out of me. Bring me something of interest and then and only then may I consider awaking. Though you will not be able to study my genetic code for this isn't the true body just a reflection in a mirror. My body still slumbers behind the Gate of Twilight. However you all already know that don't you? Lucky for you I am still slumbering or I would slaughter you like the lambs you are…. I despise you all…..

A deep reptile, lion, bird of prey, wolf like growl rumbles from behind room VIII. The building doing nothing as the growl ripples threw out the whole of the building. Chilling the blood of those with in the walls of the same building. However the ominous feeling affects far more than just the one build. A dozen blocks cause every humans, demons, and contractors neck hairs to stand on end. All of those same people looking around trying to pinpoint where the ominous feeling is coming from. All but one.

"My my; what a large building somebody must be compensating for something." Small smirk settling on Dante's face. Right before the doors opened Dante jumped back a few shots fired from a silenced Dragunov Sniper rifle and from the looks of it more than five. I can't help my smirk growing to a full blown smile. 'You would think Trish would warn one about the thorns hidden under those leafs.' Shortly after I end up jumping out of the way of more shots fried via the Drabunov's. "Now that's not the best way to greet your guest!" I know full well that my voice is full of amusement by this event. I haven't had to jump out of the way of bullets in a long while and I have to say I miss it brings back old memories.

"What business do you have here stranger? Seeing how you are still alive you have some potential to you." The voice on the intercom to my left behind me. "Tell me are you the one Halo sent? Answer carefully because your life depends on it."

I can't help my fit of laughter that escapes my lips. This fit cause my whole body to quake I end up doubled over. My arms holding my stomach as the laughter starts to cause a sore ache in my gut. There are some things I find funny this is one of them. If I could be killed by a gun I would have been dead a very very; long time ago. Hell I can't even count how many fucking times I've been stab, shot, strangled, and gutted. Being a half demon has its perks after all. That's not including all the stupid shit I've done without others attacking me like jumping off a thirty story building and landing on my back….

"You find this amusing?" The voice on the intercom spoke sounding somewhat annoyed at my reaction. Well too bad that was just funny shit. Slow I gain back my breath my stomach and gut protesting the movement of standing straight.

"I find it very amusing actually." I say while rubbing tears away from my eyes. Shit I haven't laughed this hard in a very long time. That was after teasing Nero about his girlfriend. Oh man I can't help but snicker at how red face he went and how pink faced she went. Lady gave me a hell of a wallop for it though. I had a bump in the back of my head for over two months. "If only you knew stories 'bout me back then. Trust me when I say if a gunshot could kill me I'd be dead long before now."

"…Who sent you?" Boy this guy behind the intercom seems to have an on track mind. Fine wonder-lad I will answer you. You are starting to sound like a broken record.

"Which Halo you talking 'bout? 'Cause the Halo that sent me happens to be a woman by the name of Trish." I'll play this guy's game. Stunned I hear clapping over the intercom.

"You answered correctly, so you are the Famous Dante….. Or is that infamous?" The sarcastic tone on the guy clear as day.

"Oh a wise guy. I assume you are Haseo yeah?" I answer in the same sarcastic tone. No one has a bigger mouth then me. I sure as fuck ain't letting that happen now either. Nope not as long as I breathe.

"Bingo. Once the doors open ask the account at the front desk for directions to room VII. I will meet you there and then we shall speak of our 'terms' for getting you into this business." With that a click followed the gates behind me closing. Each gate groaning as the heavy metal slid shut. Either those gates are much heavier then they appear or the gates need to be oild down. Judging from this building however I doubt it is because they need to be oild down. With a beep the Intercom also shuts off. I can hear the doors mechanics work as the door slides up. Really someone put a ton of money into this building.

Some time later

Damn it seems like my luck with women hasn't gotten any better. I mean she didn't even budge even with my flirting. Fucking hell did I ever do to piss the goddess' off I would really love to know. You would think after two-hundred years my luck would improve even if only by a little. But nooooooo that's not what happened I think its gotten worse to be honest. Okay where the fuck is this Haseo guy I'm tired of waiting.

What an interesting aura you have half breed.

Startled I end jumping to my feet ready to draw my ever loyal ladies Ebony and Ivory. Looking around the room I know for a fact there is no intercom in this room. Second I know for a fact no one can talk like that without some kind of special effects overlay. With the echoing and he sounds like he is talking underwater. Looking around some more and seeing nothing I wonder if my minds playing games on me.

I can assure you that it's not your brain…. Seems you are not use to being complimented ne?

Okay so you can read minds then? To answer your question no I am not and what do you mean aura? Who are you?

…Maybe some other time those vile creatures are 'bout ta enter.

Okay that was really odd. Before I have the chance to think about it anymore the door opens. A very well dressed man walking in hair slicked back. Nothing like my brother Vergil's though. Vergil always had his spiked up after slicking back this guy has it slicked back onto his scalp. I can't really tell what color his hair is in this light it looks black one second then blue the next. Raven colored perhaps. Pushing up thin glasses with his pointer finger and middle finger he cocks his head to the side.

"You're nothing like I was expecting." Okay from his look right now I would say he is very unimpressed with my appearance. Okay so I don't exactly like to dress up but hey I never say a point they get ruined anyways especially in my line in work. I end up going through more outfits then a woman does. With all the near misses and bullets shot at me not to include all the times I've been stabbed as well. Narrowing my eyes I kick my feet onto the coffee table in front of me.

"So what is it that you want me to do?" I say no longer amused or feeling like being on my best behavior. Trish never said this guy was going to be a stuck up prissy man-bicth. I no longer look at the man fully just with half my face looking his way. I can see a scowl show on his face as he sees my boots hit the table, don't like it too bad you ass-wipe. He takes his seat slowly.

Prissy man-bicth huh…. That's a new one.

My eyes snap open and I look around the room. Haseo didn't hear it from the looks of it. He's watching me pretty intently though. Is it him…. No the voice doesn't fit. They sound completely different and not just in the watery echo sense either. The second is softer and lovelier then this guy I bet he could pass as a woman if he really wanted too.

Not funny it ain't my fault I was given this tone bitch!

I can't help saying out loud "I am NOT a bicth! Come out here so I can kick your ass!" I find myself standing again. I notice a smile on this guy's face. "You are the one doing this aren't you!" I point my finger at the guy whose smile widens.

"I wish it was but I'm sorry to say I'm only a normal human I have no powers other than being gifted in combat. The voice you are hearing right now is Elchulus' who happens to be right here." Touching a ball that I hadn't noticed before I watch the surface ripple like water would if you touch the calm surface. The silver orb just floating in mid-air. How did I not see it maybe 'cause it blends in with the room.

That's not my name.

"Elchulus only speaks to those it finds to be interesting. Who would have guessed you would be one of those lucky few." I can hear the envy clear in his voice.

That is NOT my name.

I raise my eyebrow at his tone he doesn't seem to like the nick name at all. "So this orb you call Elchulus." I hear a very strange growl at the supposed hated nickname. "What is so special about it? I mean it's just an orb isn't it?"

Haseo just looks down at his hands folded in his lap. "No there is a body within the liquid metal we have seen it with scans and by other means but he will not wake up. The liquid metal also will not remove itself from the body thus we cannot do anything with Elchulus not study him or take DNA samples or anything else."

Stop calling me that I should kill you with this metal…after all you wouldn't live long from mercury poisoning.

"You know he hates being called Elchulus" I can't help but feel for whoever is trapped in the ball of liquid. I mean who wouldn't like being called something that is not their name and not be able to really tell anyone. Maybe there is a reason behind why it only talks to certain people.

Haseo gives me a funny look then looks at the orb. "Alright then what is Elchulus real name?" We both end up shuddering as it growls again this time apparently Haseo can hear it. Be a smartass with this orb and look what happens.

"I'm not sure actually maybe if he would say it…." I look at the orb and tell him my name. After fifteen minutes I get no answer. "I think you pissed him off now he's not talking at all won't answer me or anything now."

"I see." Sighing Haseo decides now is the best time to break down the mission it appears that this orb and I will be spending a lot more time together after all. They want me to escort him to a different lab. That sounds so boring they couldn't give me something that had some action in it.

Dante

I look at the orb again waiting on it to speak more. It says nothing for few more moments. Look back I listen to more of my mission and when and where to go to for this mission. Looks like I will be riding a train.

Dante

I look over again and yet again nothing.

"Well I think that's about all that covers it. Have any questions for me?" Haseo asks as he sips on his tea we got after an hour of starting the meeting. Right before I answer the guy however….

Dante

"WHAT IS IT?" I'm tired of my name being said and it saying nothing after for two hours I put up with it. No more I'm done.

You must be blond or something

"Why you little…" before I have a chance to say anything else he speaks again

MY name IS Dante you stupid head

I just sit there blinking a few times. Haseo looks at me then asks over the rim of his cup. "So what did he say I know he has been bugging you this whole time you kept looking over at the orb every five minutes or so."

I can't help my chuckle that leaves my lips…. Odd was that a hitched breath from the guy in the orb?

Don't do that again

"Oh and why not?" I can't help being an ass now.

…ummm…

"Well? Unless you have an answer for it I'll do it again just to harass you."

I have a…. voice….. Fetish please don't

That wipes my smile right off my face I can't help but be stunned with this other Dante. Of all the fetish's to have that has to be the worst. "What is going on?" Haseo eyes me oddly. Knowing that a name for the man would be enough information for Haseo. That last bit I'll keep to myself.

"Well it appears that I have someone who shares my name… the orb you've been calling Elchulus is actually Dante." I can feel the funny expression of the man before me he clearly doesn't believe me.

"Why are you lying about something like this?" Here we go again with that tone.

"Look I don't lie or joke about shit like this don't believe me then ask it for yourself." I say folding my arms across my chest and sitting back in the chair.

Haseo glares at me before turning to the orb and speaking. "Is that your name? Is your name Dante?" The response is a hum.

"Told ya." I can't help the smile on my face head held high my eyes narrowed in satisfaction with Dante in the orb. He can still make sounds to make those who can't hear him otherwise.

"All right then… but enough about that your mission starts tomorrow at dawn. Code name is 'Phantom Elchulus' make sure you are there." With that Haseo leaves me but stops at the door. "Oh and by the way this is you room for the night as well try to get along." With that the door shuts as the door shuts however…

WHAT!

"WHAT!" We both say it at the same time. You've got to be joking I have to sleep with this floating orb in the same room as me. He didn't say I was going to babysitting as soon as I started. I can't help but groan at the thought. Thanks a lot Trish…

What are you bitching about? You think I like this anymore then you, fuck no one ever stays in here what the fuck did you do to piss that guy off?

I glare at the orb. I'm tired I just wanna go to bed not in the mood. Worst of all I have to get up early and escort this orb for the next week. Man of all the luck I've gotten this is the worst yet.

Bedroom is behind this orb if that's what you are after.

The quite voice startles me I look at the orb and walk around sure enough but there is nothing blocking the orb from seeing me in the bedroom. So it won't matter this is like a hotel room after all.

Just go to bed so I can have some fucking peace and quiet.

Demanding aren't we?

Don't you start with me I will kill you while you are asleep.

I smile and allow a low chuckle to escape. After hearing the hitched breath again I bask in glory. You can try to kill me but until you do I'm going to enjoy teasing your ass. Oh what fun, maybe my luck isn't so bad after all.

You are the Devil.

With that I head to bed after laying down I don't hear the orb anymore. I can't help but wonder what this other Dante is doing spying on me? Waiting to try and kill. Asleep perhaps? I wonder what this kid looks like. If he truly has a body hidden within the liquid metal. I can't remember the last time I looked forward to a mystery. With that thought in mind I close my eyes hoping to get more outta the boy. After all it's like having Vergil all over again. Only unlike him he is not related to me by blood. Damn it I miss him sometimes he may not look the type but he would enjoy teasing this other Dante as much as I am… we are brothers after all.

After fifteen or so minutes Dante's breathing slows and deepens as sleep overtakes his body. The dummy forgot to cover his self even with the chill of the room. The orb of liquid creating an almost tentacle slid over to the bed how easy it would be to strangle the sleeping man. The tentacle hovering for a few seconds before gliding down to the blanket and pulling it up over the nude body well mostly nude.

I suppose I'm stuck with you for the long haul might as well make the best of it before these fuckers piss me off when I reach the new lab. You would think after all those fail attempts to get me outta this liquid they would give up.

The tentacle of liquid metal retreating back to the orb. Disappearing as if nothing ever happened. Just ripples in the wake of the returning liquid that slow began to fade back to a smooth undisturbed surface.

Goodnight demon hunter. Get as much rest as you can because I can tell you right now that escort mission is going to be far more complex than you think. By next week you won't have any energy left because they didn't say what will be hunting me down.

I'll tell you what I've been having a hard time with my other stories I am actually stuck on paragraphs on both Bleach and FFVIII. My mind is trying to go in a million different areas with both so I thought I would take a break. I don't force myself to type cause I will never be happy if I force anything out of my head.

This will be the only other page with warnings on it as I've done with the other stories I plan to only input warnings on first two chapters I mean it is kind of silly to put it on every bloody chapter.

I hope you all enjoy this and it was worth the wait for you and yes I've started the crude humor pretty fast I mean this is Dante we are talking about it wouldn't be him if I didn't do it at the get go. I hope I don't confuse all of you with double Dante names cause I assure you either next chapter or the following he won't be in the orb anymore. Let me know what you think and yes I'm having fun with this story its taking lots of planning on my side to get this story to work while staying true to Devil May Cry and Darker Than Black.

Thank you for taking the time in reading my stories any comments you have let me know I won't bite your head off. . Second can someone please point me to a website that has both the name and a picture of guns. I mean it's a pain in the ass to look up the gun then a picture. -.- Thanks.