Alf Meets Kingdom Hearts: Trouble

When we last left our heroes, they were battling a mysterious hooded man known as Nobody. The man's turn soon came. He formed a dark aura around him and fired a power blast of dark energy at the heroes, knocking them back and sending them flying hard into the wall. "Foolish child!" the dark man said in an equally dark sounding voice. "You think you can defeat me? You and your pathetic acquaintances don't stand a chance against the darkness I command!"

"What do you want?" Sora demanded, struggling to get up.

"I want you to choose a path." was the man's reply.

"A what?" cried Sora.

"Will you turn around and return from whence you came and let this world get consumed by darkness? Or will you try your hand at defending this world, and by doing so, risk losing your own heart to that same darkness?"

"We would rather sacrifice our own hearts then let you steal the hearts of all the innocent people of this world!"

"You have made a foolish choice!" said the man. "So be it! Save this wretched world from darkness! But be forewarned: by freeing this world from the powers of darkness, you are at risk of awaking the darkness in your very own heart. Choose wisely. But before I depart..." He than fired a dark blast of energy at the controls, destroying them. He then faded into darkness.

Alarms blared as the ship started going down. There was a rumble as the ship shook uncontrollably.

"Error! Error! Emergency maneuvers!" the computer warned. "This is not a drill! Repeat this is not a drill! You all suck! 404 computer hamsters not found! Can't let you do that Star Fox! Lets rock! Yeah baby!"

Everyone gave the computer strange looks until they realized what was going on

"Guys the ship's malfunctioning!" Sora panicked. "It...it's lossing altitude! We're gonna crash

"Gwarsh! But how do we stop this thing?" wondered Goofy worriedly. He started fiddling with the controls. "Goofy no!" shouted Sora. Before he could stop him though, the ship suddenly flipped over.

"Is everyone ok?" Riku shouted. All of a sudden they heard a scream. "Kairi!" Sora yelled. Everyone turned and gasped in horror. There was the door, wide open, and Kairi was hanging from the ledge, dangling about 50 feet from the ground!

"Hold on Kairi!" Sora cried. Our heroes knew they had to do. They had to save Kairi .

"Kairi!" yelled Sora. "We need to get you to safety! When I say let go, you let go! Ok?"

Kairi nodded. "Ok!" she replied. "Sora!" shouted Donald. "We're ready!"

Ok Kairi, LET GO!" commanded Sora.

Kairi nodded and forced herself to let go. Although the ground was soft, she hit it pretty hard. The last thing she saw and heard was the ship plummeting far away into the mountains and Sora's voice shouting, "Don't worry Kairi, we'll be ok! We'll be back, I promise." And with that Kairi's world went black.

And now we return to the present. Kairi was lying on the Tanners' couch. She had been shook up since the accident, and the Tanners were attending to her. Suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"Hey Tanners!" said a man in a New York style accent.

"Alf, it's Trevor!" Kate said. "The kitchen! Go into the kitchen!"

"Ok, but first, promise me you won't let Kairi eat my chocolate covered buffalo wings!" replied Alf. He pointed to a box of wings coated in chocolate. "I know exactly how many there are!"

"Alright already!" Willie sighed in exasperation. "Just go now!"

"Yeah, yeah, yeah!" grumbled Alf. He headed towards the kitchen.

"Don't worry Alf! I'll try to refrain!" Kairi replied sarcastically.

Kate watched him go in, and then she turned to Willie and nodded. Willie opened the door and the man walked in. He was somewhat fat and was balding, his hair gone except for some at the back and for his sideburns. "Hey Willie, I was wondering if you had some cards. My friends are coming over later to play bridge, and so I thought I'd come to ask you if you have any cards I could borrow."

Willie nodded, "Let me see if I have any in the other room."

He walked towards the room in the back of the house. Trevor stayed in the living room and waited. He pulled out a cigar, lighted it, and put it in his mouth, and took a puff. "You shouldn't be smoking." a voice from behind him said. Trevor gave a yelp, jumped about a foot into the air, and then, taking a few seconds to catch his breath, turned around and was surprised to see a young girl in front of him.

"Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!" Trevor stated in a combination of shock and annoyance. "What's the big idea sneaking up on someone like that, huh?"

"Sorry." the girl responded. "I was just trying to warn you that smoking's bad for you. I almost lost my dad once because of that. He gave me and the rest of my family quite a scare. Most people don't have that luck of recovering from lung disease like that."

"Wait! Who the h-e double hockey sticks are you anyway?"

"Oh? Yeah my name's Kairi. Kairi... Wait. What is my last name?! I guess the creator never gave me one... Oh never mind. Nice to meet you...um...Trevor Ochmonek right?

Yeah I know. Short chapter. Next few chapters are gonna be much longer though