ALF MEETS KINGDOM HEARTS: ENTER SUPER SONIC
Our heroes were in a bind, thanks to Eggman's robot! As they struggled to get free, the monster only made things harder.
Eggman was laughing evilly, whilst Decoe and Bocoe stood on the sidelines cheering….no, I mean…they were really cheering…in costume! And they were making complete idiots of themselves!
"Yay! Yay! Hip Hip Hurray! Yay! Yay! Hip Hip Hurray!"
See what I mean? Anyway, just when all seemed hopeless…
"CHAOS…BLAST!"
A large red beam of energy blasted the robot with deadly accuracy, causing 3 of its clawed limbs to explode!
Everyone turned to see…
"Shadow!" our heroes exclaimed in unison.
"GAHH! YOU!" Eggman shouted in a rage.
"Not just him Eggy!"
"That voice!" Lynn pondered out loud. "Rouge, is that you? You guys came back! But why?
"Hmph!" Shadow replied with his eyes closed and a small, dry smile. "Because Sonic is a worthy rival to me, and if he dies, then I would have no one to compete with; and believe me…that would really ruin my day."
"And I came here because I just know Eggman has a hidden treasure around here somewhere!" Rouge added with a devious smirk.
"Just who are you exactly?" Sora asked Shadow, trying to ignore Rouge.
"I am Shadow: the world's most ultimate life form! And it's my duty to oversee the balance between light and darkness of this planet!" he told them, whilst Sonic and Tails just rolled their eyes. "And you Doctor..." he added, pointing right at Eggman. "It ends here! You're going straight to hell!"
"Why you! I'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget! E-01, get that pesky Sonic lookalike, and that rat with wings!"
Before anyone could do anything, another blast of energy hit the robot, completely obliterating it!
"WHAT?" Eggman shouted in a rage.
"Oh, dear… It seems that we have no further use with you." A cold, sinister, emotionless voice taunted.
"Hey! What are you getting at Saix? We had a deal! Don't tell me you're planning on going back on your word?"
"Saix?" Sora and Roxas pondered to themselves.
"Did you actually think I would make a deal with you? I know all about you."
Now Eggman was hopping mad!
"HOW DARE YOU EVEN THINK TO BETRAY ME?"
"Actually, you were the one planning on betraying US."
"(Gulp!) Well you see I-I...that is…you see…but I…
"Oh well. It's not a total loss. You can still serve us…as a Heartless
Eggman broke down, sobbing uncontrollably!
"(Sob) Oh please have mercy! (Sob) I'm just a simple fellow! Boohoohoo!
"You should have thought of that before."
He snapped his fingers and summoned a group of Berserker Nobodies.
"Attention beings of nothingness: eliminate the traitor."
"No! Please! Wait! Have pity!"
"I hate to say this, but we should probably help him." said Roxas.
"But how?" asked Lynn. "Organization XIII is dangerous! What can we possibly do?"
"We'll think of something!" Sora replied.
"Go right ahead, but it won't change a thing. We will still win either way, thanks to your help."
"What do you mean?" Brian demanded, pointing his staff at the Luna Divider.
Saix gave a sinister chuckle.
"You haven't figured it out yet, have you? Pitiful Heartless, mindlessly collecting hearts. And yet they know not the true power of what they hold. The rage of the Keyblade releases those hearts." He held up his hands for emphasis. "They gather in darkness, masterless and free...until they weave together to make Kingdom Hearts. And when that time comes, we can truly, finally exist."
"Who are you and what do you want?" demanded Lynn.
"Nothing…for the moment. Oh, there is someone here who wants to meets you."
Saix stepped aside to reveal…
"What? Eggman?" exclaimed Lynn.
"There're two of them?" exclaimed Sora.
"Wait! I recognize that creep!" exclaimed Sonic.
"Me too!" agreed Tails. "It's not Eggman; it's…"
The man turned to face them. He looked almost exactly like Eggman, only his mustache was a grayish white, instead of orange, and the colors of his outfit were inversed.
"Eggman Nega!" Tails and Sonic exclaimed in unison.
"Who is Eggman Nega?" Lynn asked.
"We don't know. All we know is that he comes from another dimension. Sometimes he claims to be Eggman's descendant, while other times he says he a parallel version of Eggman; but no one knows for sure!" said Tails.
"Well, well! What do we have here? If it isn't Sonic and Tails!"
"What do you want Nega?" demanded Sonic.
"I just talked to Saix here. He told me to come. Said he had something for me if I helped him. This seemed like the perfect opportunity to get my revenge on those who defeated me before. And now that you have some new companions, that means I have double…no…triple the pleasure of causing tremendous pain and suffering!"
Saix chuckled evilly and left through a portal.
Our heroes looked at each other in a mixture of confusion and worry.
"Wow! He sounds almost like Larxene!" Roxas noted, as Sora nodded in agreement.
"Who's Larxene?" asked Brian.
"Larxene is a member of Organization XIII: The only female member. And she's mean…REAL mean!" replied Goofy with a shudder.
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE ORGANIZATION'S CASTLE
"Larxene what's wrong." asked Demyx.
"Um…I think someone is talking about me…" she paused for a moment, then regained her composure; "Nah!"
BACK TO OUR HEROES
"Well technically speaking, she wasn't always the only one" said Roxas. "…Not if you count...somebody else…" He added with a sad sigh: though it was more to himself.
"Roxas, are you OK?" Lynn asked, concerned.
"Y-yeah! I-I'm fine."
Nega laughed evilly
"Aw, how touching! Now where were we? Oh, yeah! Prepare to meet your end you pests!"
He aimed a photon blaster at our heroes, smirking evilly as he got ready to pull the trigger.
"Hold it right there Nega!" a feminine voice shouted from a distance, surprising everyone. "ACCELERATOR TORNADO!"
A few seconds after the shout, a fiery cyclone was seen spinning at top speed towards Nega!
"Gaaah!" Nega grunted as the tornado made impact, sending him flying backwards, where he slammed hard into a wall and got knocked out, the gun flying out of his hand and landing on the ground several feet away.
"That should keep him out of commission for a few moments." The voice continued, as a pinkish purple humanoid cat came into view, along with a silver colored hedgehog.
The cat wore a purple costume with red tips, pink high heeled shoes, gloves with a fluffy cuff, and a golden necklace.
The hedgehog looked a lot like Sonic and Shadow, except he had yellow eyes. His attire consisted of white, navy, aqua, and gold boots with a ruby red gem, white gloves with gold cuffs and a circular aqua symbol.
"Blaze! Silver!" exclaimed Tails in a mixture of surprise and joy. "What are you doing here?"
"We figured Nega was up to no good, so when he decided to invade your dimension and timeline, we decided to follow him to see what exactly he was planning." Silver explained.
"It looks like we were right, too!" added Blaze. "Alright Nega, give up! You don't stand a chance."
Nega snickered as he struggled to stand up.
"Oh, I wouldn't quite go there if I were you." He pressed a button hidden within his right cuff, causing a large holographic image to appear.
Two robots appeared onscreen and saluted. They looked exactly like Decoe and Bocoe, except their colors were inverted; The Decoe look-alike being silverish in color, whereas the Bocoe look-alike was gold colored
"Becoe! Docoe! Sent out my ultimate weapon now! That's an order!"
"Yes sir!"
"Becoe? Docoe?" Sora replied, confused.
"Oh here he comes now."
Suddenly a robot dropped down from the sky. it looked like a robotic version of Sonic, except it was yellow and black.
"Ah! Metal Sonic 3.0! How nice to see you!"
"Oh no! Careful everyone! Metal Sonic 3.0 is extremely dangerous!" Tails explained.
"H-how do we fight him then!"
"Ohohoho! You can't! My precious robot will crush you where you stand!" Nega replied with an evil laugh.
Our heroes scowled.
"That's what you think you imposter!" Eggman shouted.
"What?"
Suddenly a large laser blast barely missed Nega.
The laser hit a nearby building, causing think dust and smoke to rise. When it cleared, Eggman was standing in front of Nega. He was riding a giant robot; the robot was black, grey and orange; had long arms that ended in gigantic yellow pinchers; a even longer tail that looked like a scorpion's and had a reddish purple tip; legs with clawed feet, two energy blasters that served as antennae, red compound eyes that fired lasers; mounted cannons around the shoulder area; and the Eggman insignia on the side.
Everyone, including Nega, had a look of awe.
"So what do you think of my latest and greatest creation yet? I call it the Egg Scorpion!"
"Oh, yeah? Well two can play at this game! Take this!"
He summoned a giant black and yellow robotic bird and hopped in.
"May I s be so kind as to introduce MY greatest creation? Feast your eyes on...the Nega Falcon!"
"Hmm! Perhaps you're not as psycho as I thought…" Eggman gave an evil smirk. "Sora! Sonic! Everyone! You go after 3.0! I'll take care of this me imposter!"
"C'mon, let's go!" Sora waved, and our heroes ran to face off against 3.0!
"Now that they're busy defeating your pathetic creation, I can turn my attention to you, you faker!"
"Ha! Just say when!"
"Ohohoho! Very well! I'm going to enjoy this!"
Well that's it for this chapter! Next chapter concludes the Sonic adventure chapter! (Heh! Sonic…adventure; Sonic Adventure! Heh! Video game humor!)