I'm Hotter than Lucy!

P.S:: Sorry for the late update you guys! :)

"Hmm…another ordinary day…" mumbled Natsu to himself with his legs on the coffee table and eating his morning cereal.

"I should just watch Television…" he thought as he picked up the remote control.

||FAMED FASHION DESIGNER, AQUARIUS AND HER HUSBAND SCORPIO HAVE JUST CAME BACK TO TOKYO TO VISIT THEIR NEPHEW||

"I heard he has been dating a great girl these days. I just wanted to know who she was personally" stated Aquarius to the press.

Natsu spat out the cereal he was eating. Uh oh! He knows how much his aunt liked to play MATCHMAKER. And if he can't present a great girl, she'd be furious. She was always into the whole romance thing and believed that the sooner you can find a girl/boy, the possibility of the both of you will be ending up together is 100%.

"Oh no!" Natsu shivered.

His and Lisanna's pretend-dating-to-get-more-fans ended up being heard by his aunt. She hates lies. Now, that Lisanna won't even talk to Natsu, he was in trouble.

"What should I do?!" he shivered even more.

He immediately bolted from his seat, went out, and looked for a very familiar blonde. He first went to Wendy's house but she told him that Lucy was at their old mansion. He drove once again to Heartfilia Estate. He arrived at her almost-crumbling mansion. He tried to knock but the door fell on the ground. He entered with no second thoughts and climbed up to find Lucy's room.

"LUCY!" he yelled, slamming the door open.

"Kyaaaaaaaaaa!" she screamed. She was still in her towels.

"Oh my…" Natsu blushed and closed the door.

"Ah…I'm sorry Lucy" Natsu said as he was making a very weird face.


It took her about 10 minutes to change and went out to entertain Natsu.

"What do you want Natsu?" she asked coldly with one eyebrow up.

"Well you see, my aunt Aquarius just came back from the States and she's with her husband you see…" he muttered.

"Get to the point already!" Lucy demanded.

"Please be my GIRLFRIEND!" he asked enthusiastically.

Lucy blushed. That was out of the blue.

"Well, a pretend one at least" he added with a goofy grin.

"No!" Lucy answered coldly as she closed the door on him.

Natsu's foot prevented the door from closing.

"I won't take NO for an answer…" he said as he looked at her with sharp eyes.

He took Lucy's arm and ran towards his car. He put her into the front seat. He jumped to the driver's seat, not bothering to open the door. He looked at Lucy who was still awed by his moves.

"Let's get goin'!" he stated as he lowered his sunglasses.

With just inches move from the ground, Natsu stopped and was dizzy.

"Natsu!" Lucy was shocked by his "uncoolness". She always takes spare medicines for Motion sickness and gave it to Natsu.

Natsu was back up!

"Let's get goin'!" as he repeated what he did the last time.

"Don't repeat it!" Lucy stated.

Natsu was in full speed!

"Natsu! Slow down!" demanded Lucy—she was getting motion-sick.


Clive Complex…

"C'mon Lucy!" he said as he closed the car door.

"Ha…" Lucy fainted.

"Lucy! Lucy! Wake up Lucy!" screamed Natsu as he shook Lucy.


Inside, Natsu took Lucy as if carrying a sack of rice.

"That's not how you bring a lady!" Gray stated.

Natsu put Lucy on the sofa. He looked at her. Everyone was silent. He was bowing his head as if deeply saddened.

"Natsu-nii…" said Romeo with comfort in his voice.

Natsu turned around with teary eyes. His eyes bigger than usual. Pouted his lips. A river flowing down his face.

"Now, what will I do?" he asked as tears fell from his eyes.

"So…moe(pronounced as mo-e)!" the other four members thought.


Natsu tried to revive Lucy with a fan. No effect! She was down. His aunt will be at their mansion in just an hour. Suddenly, an idea came into mind. It was that idea or nothing. He let out a smirk and a giggle.

"Hey Natsu! Stop thinking about perverted stuff" scolded Gray.

"Hey Gray! I know we've been fighting and making up all these years…" stated Natsu.

"We don't make out!" countered Gray.

"I said MAKE UP! "UP"! MAKE UP! NOT MAKE OUT! You perv!" countered Natsu.

"What was that-"before a fight could break out, Lucy moved a little.

"Hey Lucy…You okay now?" asked Natsu.

"Ye…yes…" Lucy gave a weird face and a thumb's up.

"What's with that face?!" Natsu was shocked.

"I can't take someone like this to my aunt!" he added.

"Gray! Wear this!" Natsu demanded as he held a frilly pink dress and a wig.

"No way! I'd look like a body-building woman!" Gray hesitated.

"It'll look good on Loke" Romeo suggested as he was reading a magazine.

The two looked at Romeo.

"He's lean and he looks good in anything" he added.

Loke was still on the phone and as he turned around. Gray and Natsu came pouncing in.


Loke was in the frilly pink dress. He had the beautiful brown wig on his head. He sat down with an annoyed face and was blushing with shame.

"I…I hate this…" he stated as pink glitters surrounded him.

"Whoa! You look so cute…" Gray stated.

"Shu- shut up! Why do I even have to be Natsu's fake girlfriend! I'm not even a girl" Loke complained.

"C'mon Loke…it'll be great" said Natsu with a smile.

Loke decided to just help out his friend. Natsu took his arm as they headed to the car.

"We'll get caught…" Loke thought to himself.


To our reviewers::

KnightmareScream00, thank you! ⊂((・▽・))⊃

SadisticQueen700, in the next chapters. we just have to insert a lokexaries. (^_^)

NaLu4ever2000, lisanna is a nice girl. she will not take revenge. you're very welcome (ノ*゜▽゜*)

ZOmBiEMaGe0205, here you go! ( ^-^)_旦""

NaluAngel, she'll be happier. i'll give them(natsu and lucy) both a happy ending. (ノ´∀`*)ノ

shortypink, you should be in showbiz. really got fooled there. ヽ(;^o^ヽ)

RandomMeowz, sorry for the late update. (ી(΄◞ิ౪◟ิ‵)ʃ)

Ororita, he will. and all hell will break loose. ヾ( ^▽^ )ノ

moocow4me, i know, i feel kinda bad writing those against her. (@´_`@)

Chicca17, thank you so much. very glad you loved our story. Ψ(´▽`)Ψ

titis98773, the paparazzi did. (o´ω`o)ノ

LiLyRoSe98, calm down. (^_−)

1fairytaillover, hahaha! haters will hate.(ノ>▽<。)ノ

MangafreakXP, that's because lucy's normal. ヽ(;^o^ヽ)

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Cupcake-Lover-1374, thank you! hehehe. (-^〇^-)

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TsundereFairy, really sorry. this is a nalu fanfic after all. but there will be upcoming chapters for the other couples. (-ε- )

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