JOY
"If you're my father, I'm sorry, but you're an absolute creep," I said bluntly. "You look like a creep and you act like one. I'm disowning you."
Jack was shocked. "You can't disown me! I can disown you, but you can't disown me!"
Fabian walked in suddenly. "Hello!" he said cheerfully.
"FABES!" I screeched, running over to him and kissing him passionately. Nina ripped me away from my man. "Fabian is mine you little-"
"Children!" River screamed, pulling both girls away from Fabian. "Are you romantically involved with this man?"
"Uh, yeah, he's my boyfriend!" Nina replied, crossing her arms. Joy started to protest, but River cut her off.
"This man is our mortal enemy!" River cried. "He's the Master!"
Fabian said a very rude word. "You've found me, then. Very well. I will destroy you all!" He held up a large gun.
"No you won't!" River yelled back. "Because the Doctor is here!"
The Master laughed maniacally. "Yeah, but he's unconscious! So I will kill you all!"
"Not today!" Victor burst in, except he was the Doctor.