Damon knew that this was one of the worst things he had agreed to. And that's why he was sitting on his bed while Katherine jumped on the bed and yelled.

"OH GOD! Damon! DO IT AGAIN! OH JUST LIKE THAT! OH YOU'RE A GOD! OH MY GOD, DAMON! OH!" she yelled, while the poor vampire sat on the bed, staring at her. How did they end up here again? He thought.

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Damon entered the boarding house, Katherine in tow but behind him. When he entered he wanted to get out and never come back.

Stefan and Elena. Making out on the couch. He felt sick, and disgusted, but most of all, hurt.

He coughed, loudly, and they stopped, pulling away from each other.

"hey." Said Stefan, trying to keep the emotions out of his voice. As if Damon didn't know that this was the happiest day of his life.

"hey." He answered, eyes bearing into them, his face not giving away any sign of how much he had been drinking or plotting with Katherine over the last three hours.

And then she came in, hair all curled up, smirk on her face. Speak of the devil, thought Damon. And then she kissed him, not caring if they saw or not.

When she pulled back, even Damon wanted to smile.

His brother looked like an eleven year old who was told what sex was. And Elena's eyes had a film of emotions running through.

Damon caught two of them.

Hurt and jealousy.

Both their mouths hung open.

"You should close that you know? Wouldn't wanna eat a bee." Said Katherine, striding in like she owned the place. "What is she doing here, Damon?" both Stefan and Elena asked in unison.

"Um, yeah…she's, yeah…..um, yeah." Answered Damon, speechless.

What could he have said?

Yeah, I'm kind of with Katherine now, we're dating. We have this weird thing now, we um, solved our problems, and now I'm dating her again, even though she tried to kill all of us, over and over again. You guys don't mind right?

Yeah, that wasn't going to happen.

Stefan and Elena were both still waiting for an answer, and Damon was actually glad for bringing Katherine with him.

"We're dating now." She said, holding up a small bowl and examining it.

"WHAT?" yelled Stefan and Elena, again in unison?

"Yeah….we, um, are." Said Damon, sheepishly.

"She tried to kill me? And she broke your heart! Her? Really?" asked Elena.

"Why not? We worked it out." Katherine answered, standing next to me.

"Really? How'd you work it out? Huh, Damon?" she asked.

Damon was in a bad place. Between two ex-girlfriends who were copies of themselves, and a brother who was probably having brain damage after his revelation. But, he decided to be his normal sarcastic self.

"We took couples counseling." He answered, smirking, as even Katherine chuckled, a little.

Elena looked like she wanted to rip both their heads off, and Katherine nudged Damon, mouthing a 'told yah!' Damon rolled his eyes.

"Why are you so annoyed, Elena? I mean, you have Stefan you know, so obviously you won't mind me having the elder Salvatore hottie, now would you?" she asked, holding Damon's hand, as he looked at the sight before him.

And what a sight it was.

Stefan was basically drooling on the carpet, Elena looked like she was going to vamp out any minute and Katherine was holding his hand and smiling as if she had just won miss mystic falls.

Damon simply dragged Katherine upstairs, actually feeling thankful to her.

"Well, what did I tell you? She was jealous as hell!" drawled said vampire, before smiling smugly.

"Thanks, Katherine. You were right. All that jazz." He whispered, smiling.

"Did you see Stefan's face?" she whispered.

"He was ten seconds away from passing out. The guy looked like he had brain surgery!" Damon answered, and before he realized it, he hugged her. "Thank you!" he whisper-yelled.

Her eyes went wide, and he pulled back. Both coughed, looking here and there.

"Okay, time for phase two!" she said, sitting on the bed, and crossing her legs.

"What's phase two?" Damon asked, thankful that they had moved past that.

"Oh you'll see. Not now. There's till two hours left till eight o clock. That's when it starts." She answered, as he lied down on the bed.

"Okay, then." He said, looking around the room.

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After two hours, Stefan and Elena had retired to their bedroom, which was exactly below Damon's room. Katherine was lying on the bed as well, her high-heeled shoes thrown across the room.

When she heard Elena and Stefan kiss, she gave the signal to Damon, and when he squinted his eyes at her, she smacked him on his head. She shook her head, and stood up on the bed.

Damon stared at her, thinking she had obviously gone crazy.

Oh and crazy she had gone, because she started jumping up and down, making sex noises, and yelling loudly.

"OH RIGHT THERE! OH GOD! YES! YES! YES! DAMON…OH MY GOD, YES! …OH DAMON YOU'RE A GOD IN BED!" she yelled, loudly, all the time jumping up and down.

"What the hell is wrong with you Katherine!" yelled Damon, standing up as well.

"nothing! God, Damon, relax would you? Or better, kick the head post and groan." She whispered, before continuing the ungodly sounds and screams.

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Elena was utterly fuming, and that was probably the understatement of the year. Stefan was shocked as hell, and had left with caroline on his 'hunt'. Elena was kinda peeved about that.

And with that, what annoyed her the most was Damon, dating her ancestor.

Only why she was angry and annoyed, was beyond her.

Her heart belonged to Stefan, right? Then why was she having this killing feeling in her chest when she saw Katherine kissing Damon?

Because, you are either still in love with him….or….you're just angry with him for dating someone who tried to kill you. A voice inside suggested.

She decided to go with the latter. Even though, even in her mind, the excuse sounded flat, like a soda bottle that had been open for a long time.

She shrugged it off, and lied down, and closed her eyes. Suddenly she heard it loud and clear.

Katherine screaming loudly.

And not in pain. Oh no. she was yelling about Damon being a god in bed.

Dammit.

Elena felt this huge need to go over there and rip her heart out and feed it to her.

She suppressed it well, and tried to sleep, only, a part of her, wanted to go there and be with Damon.

But, then she would be betraying Stefan. Nice Stefan, her Stefan. Her boyfriend, more importantly.

So she threw her head back on the pillow, and even let a tear escape, for the hurt she felt as Damon moved on.

Not that she'd ever admit it.

When the yelling got louder, she stuffed her head in the pillow and tried to sleep.

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Katherine fell back on the bed, and started laughing.

Damon had the deer-caught-in-the-headlights look on his face. "Katherine, what the hell? Crazy woman!" he whisper-yelled, staring at her.

"Oh, come on! It was funny, and entertaining, and now she's jealous." Katherine says.

"It wasn't funny. And we have no idea if she even heard." Damon answered, his bubble of self-pity enveloping him.

Katherine simply rolled her eyes. "I'm going to start to start it again, unless you entertain me. And, for your sake, it was hilarious." She replied, her grin set.

Damon shook his head, and turned around, closing his eyes.

Only, he didn't realize, he was smiling as well.

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