Oh crap.
Yes, that was the first thought in Damon's head as he walked downstairs.
It felt like an intervention for crack addiction.
There stood everyone he knew.
Elena, Stefan, Jeremy, Caroline, Tyler, matt, Rebekah and even Klaus. Even Hayley was there!
Damon blinked, before lowly walking towards his liquor.
Everybody stiffened when they saw Katherine walk downstairs. She looked at each of them, and then shrugged, walking over to Damon.
"Bye, honey. I gotta run. Call me when your 'are-you-crazy' party is over, okay?" she said, kissing him, as everybody looked like they were having an intense itch they couldn't wait to scratch.
As soon as he heard the door close, a surprised hybrid, a freaked out blonde vampire, a werewolf, a severely angry doppelganger vampire, his brain-damaged brother, a really worried human, a vampire hunter and an original blonde vampire were all over him.
"What the hell is wrong with you?" "What the hell, man?" "Damon Salvatore, I never thought you could do such a thing!" "Damon, you're my brother, is something happening to you?" "Mate, I thought you'd have a better taste." "She's evil, dude!" "She hurt my sister and you're dating her?"
These were some of the things thrown at Damon, and he could probably say that a day without getting yelled at was a day without sunshine.
For him, at least.
"People, people. I can't understand a word you're saying! Calm down, everyone. Jeez." He said, rolling his eyes, and pouring a drink for himself.
Elena came towards him.
"Damon, we're all worried about you. The way you've been acting, it's not healthy! She's not good for you Damon." She said a pained expression on her face.
"Are. You. Kidding me? What am I? A heroin junkie or something that you're all going to go all 'we're-worried-about-you-because-we-care-about-you '? Really? Because cut the crap everyone. I can do whatever I want. I'm not some little kid who can't take care of himself. So just, let it go." He answered.
Everyone made this weird groaning sound. He rolled his eyes.
"For god's sake, man, I mean, katherine? She's a physco!" matt said, putting his hand on Damon's arm.
"Okay, dude, no touchy! No touchy!" said Damon, shaking his hand off, and moving away.
"What is with all of you? It's my damn life, and it's my damn business. Jeez, you'd think this many people would be there at my funeral." Damon said, pouring another drink.
"Damon, we want what's best for you, and Katherine isn't!" said Hayley.
"Oh, jeez. It's like, bitch convention over here! We have queen bitch." Damon replied, pointing at Caroline, "we have the original bitch," he said, mentioning Rebekah, "and we have the bitch in training!" he finished, mentioning Hayley.
"SHUT UP, Damon!" the three women yelled, in unison.
"Okay, okay, you know what? I'm going to be in my room, where no one should bother me, okay? Thank you. Now everybody, it's my life, and my decisions, so you all can go away. Shoo." He said, making a shoo-ing motion.
It was their turn to roll their eyes, and roll their eyes they did.
Damon simply picked up his bottle of scotch and retired to his room.
After half an hour, he was more drunk than jack sparrow.
"Well, this isn't very nice. You should share things, you know?" the sickly sweet voice played.
"Then have some. I never stopped you, kath-er-ine." He said vision dull.
"It wasn't very comfortable. Climbing in through your window. I thought the guy was supposed to that!" she said, taking the bottle from Damon.
"They're gone by the way. If that's what you're wondering." She said, drowning the rest of the liquor.
"Well, then, let's go. I need more booze." Damon replied, before walking down the stairs.
x-x-x
After another hour Damon and Katherine were now so drunk, they actually needed subtitles. And the fact that Damon was actually enjoying watching 'a walk to remember' with Katherine as they made fun of it, made him want to drink even more.
"Of course she'll die! They're not vampires like usss. If a car comes they'll die." Katherine rolled her eyes, borrowing the bottle from Damon.
"Du-uh!" Damon resounded.
*after 15 minutes.*
"It was definitely, a walk to remember." The character spoke, as Damon started to sniffle.
"Oh, oh, are, are you o-okay, sweetie?" Katherine asked, worry filling her eyes.
"It's just, she's dying and, oh god! I just, I feel so sad!" Damon replied, sniffing.
"shh….shh….it'll be okay….it's okay, I'm here now….shhhhhhhhhh." she slurred, before they both fell asleep, her head resting on his shoulder, as his arm encircled her waist.
x-x-x-x-x
They both woke up; yelling loudly as the sound of a bottle being smashed was heard.
"Jesus, what the hell?" said damn, rubbing his temples.
"I thought you had more manners, Gilbert. Ow." Katherine said, holding her head.
"Damon, we need to talk. Got it? And Katherine? GET OUT!" Elena yelled, as Stefan stared at them.
"Seriously. Go do that, if it gets her to shut up. Oh, and remind me never to get drunk with you. Ow. Killer hangover." Katherine said, blinking, and standing up.
"okay….just, please don't yell. Oh. Ouch." He said, following her upstairs.
"Soooooooo…what up?" said Stefan, in a bad attempt to get rid of awkwardness.
"I really don't have a thing for taken guys. Buh-bye, honey!" Katherine said, blowing him a kiss, and walking out, as Damon walked upstairs behind Elena.
Stefan stood there, before shaking his head.
"Now I need a god dammit drink." He muttered, walking towards the alcohol.
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