Authors Note: Told ya it'd be quick! :3 i wrote these last two updates directly after each other after staying up all night and updating 4 times in one day. Wow i am going to kill myself like this.
So THIS is how i die...
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i'm gonna go write more chapters now.
"Pinky, you don't need to bring all these dresses with you! What's Isabella going to have left to wear? You took her entire wardrobe!"
"I'm gonna miss her! Only one more load! I promise!"
"This is the FOURTH one!"
"Please Terry? I'm really gonna miss her!" Pinky whimpered and made puppy eyes.
Terry massaged the bridge of his non-existent nose and sighed "Fine, ONE more load and then we're leaving. Understand?"
Pinky nodded vigorously and smiled "Thanks Terry! I knew you'd understand!...Oh no!"
"What?" Terry was immediately concerned, fearing something was wrong with the dog "What's wrong? Are you alright?"
"I forgot the shoes!" Pinky held the sides of his head and started running to Isabella's room, lucky for them no one was home.
Terry twitched in anger and ran after the chihuahua "PINKY!"
"Go away!" Doofenshmirtz moaned and pulled the covers back over his head.
Perry pulled the blankets but the scientist tugged harder and he lost his grip, the platypus fell off the edge of the bed with a pained yelp and a thud.
"Ha! Serves you right!" When the doctor didn't get a growl or chatter back, he sat up in his bed. "Perry the Platypus? ...Perry the Platypus, are you alright?"
The only answer he got was more silence and he crawled over to the foot of his bed.
"This isn't funny Perry…are you o-"
Doof screamed when his pajamas were grabbed by a small teal hand and he was flipped off the bed and onto the floor. He opened his eyes and he glared back at the platypus standing over him, from his point of view Perry was upside down. The platypus chattered and walked over to his dresser, opening them and digging for clothes.
The scientist sat up and rubbed his head "Well, good morning to you too." He glared "Don't you normally come a little bit later? You know like FIVE HOURS from now? Why are you even here this early anyways?"
The mammal threw a lab coat, turtleneck, socks and pants at him. The lab coat landed over his face and there was a moment's pause before he abruptly fell back to a lying position on the floor. Perry raised an eyebrow and walked over to him, lifting the white fabric from over his head. His eyes were closed and the platypus nudged him with his webbed foot. Doofenshmirtz opened one eye and looked up at his nemesis. He closed the eye and smirked, grabbing the platypus by his chest with a handful of fur and flipping the platypus across the room. Perry hit the wall and opened his eyes in shock at what just happened.
Doofenshmirtz continued to smirk with his eyes closed "Hm, serves you right."
Perry got up and marched back over to the man with his arms folded. The scientist opened his eyes and glared up at him.
"What?"
The platypus pointed to the clothes he picked out that were in a small pile on the floor.
"You want me to get dressed?"
Perry nodded.
Doof shrugged and got up, picking up the clothes and heading to the bathroom. He closed the door behind him without a word. The platypus shook his head and curled up on the foot of his nemesis' bed. He just needed to shut his eyes for a moment…
He must have dozed off because when he woke up he was being carried and he was sat on the couch. Perry opened his eyes to see Doofenshmirtz sitting across from him expectantly.
"Well?"
The agent must have looked taken back at the question because the scientist continued either that or because he couldn't talk back anyways.
"What's so important that you had to flip me out of bed and throw clothes at my face at 8 in the morning?"
The platypus handed him a piece of paper, the doctor took it and read it.
"You're taking your yearly vacation. Ok so what do I have anything to do with this?"
Perry pointed to him and then to the door.
"You want me to come with you? Well no offence Perry but last time I went on vacation with you, you almost died and Rodney looked like he wanted to strangle me the whole time so-" Doofenshmirtz stopped when his nemesis shook his head "So you don't want me to come with you?"
The mammal slid his finger over both his eyebrows in a straight line.
"Major Monobrow."
Perry nodded.
"Major Monobrow wants me to go on vacation with you."
The platypus thought for a moment and pointed to his lab coat.
"Lab coat."
The agent shook his head no and signed the letter 'L' with his hand.
"L"
Perry signed nine more letters and Doofenshmirtz recognized them immediately.
"O…V…E…M…U…F…F? Two F's?" He was confirmed with another nod "…I…N…LOVEMUFFIN!"
The semi-aquatic mammal nodded vigorously and then pointed to his hat.
"Fedora."
Perry took off his hat, crossed his eyes and chattered. Then he put his hat back on and focused them.
"Stupid?"
The platypus shook his head no and then his eye's widened in realization and he narrowed them and crossed his arms. He chattered.
'What's that supposed to mean?'
Doofenshmirtz shook his head "I'm sorry Perry the Platypus, it's nothing against you. I'm just no good in the morning. Not evil but I'm just not all there." He shrugged. "Can't be a genius all the time."
The agent rolled his eyes and smirked. Now he was just being cocky.
"Okay, okay." The scientist pushed his hands outward, getting back to their guessing game. "Agents?"
Perry nodded.
"See? It's getting later so I'm already getting smarter. Okay so the agents."
The platypus signed the letter 'L'.
"LOVEMUFFIN, okay so the agents and LOVEMUFFIN."
Perry put his hands together and used them to point to the door and then to the piece of paper.
"The agents and LOVEMUFFIN going on vacation."
The platypus nodded and slid his finger straight across his eyebrow again.
"Major Monobrow wants the agents and LOVEMUFFIN to go on vacation together!"
Perry clapped his hands together and gave a thumbs up.
"I knew I'd get it sooner or later." He smiled "So what day are we leaving?" The scientist walked to the kitchen and started up the coffee maker, momentarily he came back sipping from a mug.
The mammal pointed down to the ground, signaling right now.
Doofenshmirtz spit out his coffee "Today?"
The platypus nodded.
"What time?"
Perry pointed to the clock and put up 1 finger, tapping his wrist with it. He didn't think the time would pass so quickly, it was 8:00 already.
"One hour? But I have to pack and everything!"
They both ran to Doof's room and the scientist grabbed a vacant suitcase from the top shelf in his closet. Perry was already opening the dresser when he got there and they both began folding clothes.
"Where are we even going anyways?"
The platypus shrugged.
"You don't know?"
Perry shook his head.
"Typical Monobrow…" Doofenshmirtz half muttered and continued packing "I don't even know what type of clothes I'll need."
The agent shrugged, he was lucky he didn't wear any clothes. He didn't have to worry about this problem.
"Whatever. I guess I'll just bring one of everything."
They finished packing and soon they were out the door, loading everything in the back of Doofenshmirtz' car AKA Norm.
"WHERE ARE WE GOING DAD?"
"How many times do I have to tell you Norm?" The scientist picked up Perry's hover craft and placed it in the back of the "I am NOT your father." He got in and buckled his seatbelt, Perry was already in the passenger's seat and buckled in.
The car started and they started driving.
"Any specific destination?" Doofenshmirtz asked and the platypus handed him a piece of paper from his hat. The scientist nodded and the rest of the ride was ridden in silence.
Peter arrived at his nemesis house and rang the doorbell. Dr. Aloyse von Roddenstein answered the door immediately.
"Oh, hello Peter. What are you doing here this fine morning?"
The panda handed the scientist a tiny strip of paper with a single question on it.
'Go on vacation with me?'
"Alright." Rodney shrugged and went to go pack his things.
Peter face palmed, silently hoping that he'd get at least ONE decent scene in this story.
A/N: Maybe Peter will get a decent scene sometime in the future, if he's a GOOD panda.