Damon was awed at the scene unraveling in front of him.
Elena, yelled at him, in all her angry glory, screaming, shrieking and sometimes even cursing, as Damon flinched at every sentence she said. After a while, she was yelling really fast.
"WHATTHEHELLISWRONGWITHYOUDAMONSALVATORE? IMEANWHATISWRONGWITHALLYOUMEN! SHEISABITCHYVAMPIREWHOCOUDN'TGIVEACRAPABOUTYOU! WHYAREYOUDATINGHER?" she screamed.
"Well, if you can't whatever you wanted to be, you can definitely be a rapper. Or an angry maid on those soap operas that yell at families for being worthless good-for-nothings." Damon joked, his mouth crooked up at one side in his signature smirks.
"Damon. I swear to god. Shut up. Before I do something I'm going to regret." Elena said, clenching her jaw.
Apparently, Damon got the message, because he decided to get through the entire thing.
The next hour and a half passed with Damon being told that:
Katherine was a bitch who didn't give a crap about anyone but herself.
Damon was stupid, idiotic, and moronic and every other insult in the English language, for dating said bitch.
And lastly, it was getting on Elena's nerves seeing the idiotic Damon dating aforementioned vampire bitch.
To say Damon was tired, and annoyed was an understatement.
So when Elena finally ran out of the room after receiving a text from bonnie, he was beyond relieved.
Still annoyed and bored, but relieved.
To say that annoyance grew tenfold was another way to say Katherine waiting for him in his room.
"Jeez, could you stop doing that? It's creepy and scary. Oh my god, I just described you." He said, faking a gasp.
"Well, that wasn't very nice, Damon." She answered, pouting a little, before moving to the other side, making space for him.
After he had laid down, she decided to ask him a question.
One little question.
"How'd it go with Elena?" she asked still smiling.
"REALLY? CAN A GUY NOT HAVE A SECOND OF PEACE BEFORE A PETROVA DOES SOMETHING?!" he yelled, grumpily, before closing his eyes.
The next thing he felt was water being sprayed at his face.
"What the?" he said, looking t Katherine holding a water spray bottle.
"Bad Damon! Bad, bad, naughty Damon!" she said, faking an angry look.
"Did you just- did- did you just spray me like I'm a cat?" he asked, an eyebrow raised, as he looked at katherine.
"It worked with a lot of others. Cheer up, and entertain me." She said, smiling provocatively.
""it's not the 1860's Katherine. You can entertain yourself." Damon announced, wiping the water on his face with his sleeve.
Katherine pouted. "Damon, I think we both know you can be more creative than that!" she said, putting the spray bottle away.
"I think that may be the nicest, most sincere thing you've ever said to me." Damon said, putting a hand on his heart.
Katherine laughed.
"Listen, I think we should stop this whole thing. It's hurting Elena." Damon said, eyes closed, again.
"Well, fine by me. I know you're going to come begging again, and I'll be waiting." She replied, still smirking.
"No way. Ever." Damon answered, rolling his eyes, internally.
Then they both heard footsteps.
Most likely, Elena's footsteps.
"Okay, laugh. Laugh loudly like you're enjoying yourself. LAUGH!" Katherine whisper-screamed.
"Why are we laughing? Is there something wrong with us?" Damon whisper-yelled back.
"No, you're just enamored with everything I say, now do it!" she said, smacking him on the back of his head.
"Um, sorry, but I don't wanna go to another meeting with the Eminem version of Elena, okay?" he said, as a knock came on the door.
Both their eyes widened.
"Hide! Go, now!" Damon whispered.
"Where? Under you?" Katherine asked, freaking out as well.
"Okay, um, go into the bathroom. Go, go, GO!" Damon whispered, as Katherine vampire-sped into the bathroom, and Damon, "Come in."
Stefan came inside, and sat on the chair opposite to the bed, facing Damon.
"Brother, you know that even though we've had our ups and downs, I still think this is a bad idea, but since that has never stopped you, I just want to say, I'm sorry, for what happened with Elena. I am. I mean, sure, she chose me, but you know, you know what I mean." Stefan said, looking down.
And apparently this was enough to make Damon forget about the whole, "no more making Elena jealous." Plan.
So, as soon as Stefan left, and Katherine came out, Damon went back to his old, "there are no bad ideas" settings.
But Katherine had a special way for going to phase three.
"Say sorry, and also say, 'katherine is one of the most awesome people I have met.' And then say, 'I was wrong and she was right.'" Katherine said, smiling like a Cheshire cat.
Damon groaned. This was going to be hard.
"I'm sorry. Katherine is one of the most awesome people I have met, and I was wrong and um, she was right. Happy?" Damon said, peeved.
"Very! Now, let's talk about stage three." She said, clapping her hands, and lowering her voice.
x-x-x
Elena literally wanted to punch something. And that's why she was standing in the middle of the forest where she used to train with Alaric, beating the crap out the punching bag.
Why was she angry?
Wasn't that the hundred dollar question, she thought.
She kept punching.
At last, after another half hour, she had epiphany.
She was still in love with Damon.
Oh. Crap.
Why did things like that happen to her, again?
She shook her head at this revelation, and started to punch the bag again.
x-x-x
*in a coffee shop. Caroline and Tyler are sitting there, having coffee.*
"Care, what happened?" Tyler asked, pulling his hand away.
"What? Nothing, I was just- nothing." Caroline said, shaking her head.
"Care, I know when something's out. What happened?" Tyler asked, looking at her.
"Nothing, it's just, can we, you know, take some time apart? I mean, please? Because, I kind of need it." Caroline answered looking at her shoes.
"Wait a minute. This is because of Klaus, isn't it? It's because of that vile, arrogant son of a bitch! You feel something for him, don't you? He ran me out of town! He killed so many people!"Tyler said, his eyes flaring with anger.
"Ty, he's not like that anymore! Just, please, listen to me!" Caroline replied, sadness on her face.
"You should listen to her, mate." the British voice spoke.
Klaus grabbed a chair and sat down.
Tyler sighed, knowing that he would have to fight for Caroline.
Caroline took a deep breath, before starting.
"I think, all of us, need a time out. I'm going to go out with both of you." She said, smiling a little.
"What?" Tyler and Klaus almost yelled, in unison.
"Well, yes. And in the olden days, they called it dating. Bye, now. I have to meet matt to help him pack." She said, smiling widely.
She stood up and left, leaving Tyler and Klaus staring daggers at each other.
"You up for this, old man? Because, I'm going to fight for her." Tyler said, glaring.
"Oh, I'm going to fight for her too, mate." Answered Klaus, glaring at him as well.
"Well, I'm going to win." Tyler shot back.
"We'll just to see about that, now won't we?" the original hybrid answered, before they both stood up, and walked away.
x-x-x
DRAMA! DRAMA! DRAMA! Whhooooooooooooooosh!
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