Finn

It's been a few months now my Sensei says I'm a complete natural at karate (and I've been steadily losing weight and my muscles have more 'definition', Sam called it), which is a relief because let's face it, I'm not really good at anything else except making stupid faces and sometimes standing up for my friends. And neither of those skills are good for any job.

Except maybe a superhero.

…But I'm not fit enough for that.

Oh well, I never looked good in crazy-tight costumes anyway.

Anyway, for the past few months, Rachel's been eating less and less.

And, she sure as hell looks greater than ever, but she hardly has the energy to make out with me for a solid half hour and she's still portion-controlling (that's what Quinn told me it's called) but with a helluva lot more foods. And now instead of eating it all, she cuts out at least half of what she gets and says she can't finish it.

So, being the genius I am, I asked her why she eats things in little bits and she accused me of being like everyone else in Glee club and thinking she's anorexic too.

Like, what the hell? What does that have to do with anything?

I seriously just wanted to know why she liked cutting her food into small bits before eating them. So touchy!

Is this portion thing just something girls do?

So, last week, I went to Miss Pillsbury about it because she's a woman and maybe she'd know (heck, she probably portions too, which would be helpful to me).

She said maybe Rachel just wants a healthier diet and I told her Rachel's a vegan or vegetarian or something and Miss Pillsbury said that some people just eat neatly and like to keep things in an 'orderly way'.

I get that, but Rachel eats so little!

So, I told Miss Pillsbury and she gave me a couple of crappy flyers with stupid titles like 'HELP! I DON'T LIKE FOOD!'

I put together a…umm, what's it called?...Oh, yeah, acoustic version of 'Just The Way You Are' for her and I'm gonna perform it in the auditorium for her, with Sam's help on guitar.

Mr Schue always said that the power of music can inspire people and make people help themselves and stuff and I hope she hears the message, because I mean what I sing when I sing to her (as stupidly cheesy as that sounds).