Authors Note: The laziness has passed! :D Okay I'm still lazy but I still forced myself to make this chapter and now I feel like making another one so there will either be another update out by tonight or tomorrow. School starts in 20 days, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WHY? Dx

That means slower updates and no more daily stuff, I hope my schedule isn't too packed this year cuz I'm starting high school now. 9th grade…anyone have pointers or advice for high school? I got nothin'

Perry unattached his claws from the passenger seat and began unbuckling his seatbelt. The car ride wasn't that bad, they only ran into a few stop signs this time and they didn't die so that's a bonus! Doofenshmirtz must have been practicing his driving skills because they improved nearly one hundred percent! The platypus turned to congratulate the doctor on his good driving but the man was asleep. What the? Perry tugged on his lab coat.

"Huh? What?" Doof looked around like he was confused "We're here? Norm! Why didn't you tell me we were here already?" He glared at the dashboard.

"I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO ON VACATION, DAD. WOULDN'T YOU MUCH RATHER SPEND SOME TIME WITH ME?"

"No, no I wouldn't! And how many times do I have to tell you, you glorified toaster!" Doofenshmirtz slammed the car door shut and started to stomp away, Perry was close behind him. "I am NOT your father!"

Norm's smile turned upside down to a frown and he drove away "WHY AM I SO ALONE?"

"Forget him Perry the Platypus, this vacation it's going to be you and me from here on out. We are going to hang out and have fun and do…stuff…where are we going again?"

The agent shrugged and soon they got to the bus stop. At the bus stop stood many agents and LOVEMUFFIN members paired up with their respective nemeses. Peter the Panda was with Rodney, Dr. Diminutive with Agent Silent G (he had his mind wiped of Newton the Gnu's identity), Planty the Potted Plant and his nemesis, Sergei the Snail, Agent D the dog, Agent C the chicken, Agent F the frog, Agent Kangaroo, Agent Pig, Agent W (worm), Agent O the owl, Agent R the raccoon and Foster the red fox, Agent K the orange cat and more scientists.

"Oh there you are Agent P." Major Monogram greeted "I see you brought Doofenshmirtz with you."

"What, was he not supposed to bring me?" Heinz scowled.

"No he was, I just didn't think you'd show up."

"You didn't think I'd show up or you didn't want me to show up?" When the Drusselsteinian doctor didn't get a reply he continued walking to the end of the line "Stupid Francis…" He muttered.

The platypus patted him on the leg to calm him down, they just got there and he was already worked up. The reassuring patting seemed to be working and they stood there in silence until Doofenshmirtz called to the front of the line loudly.

"At least I have TWO eyebrows!"

Perry sighed and figured he'd occupy himself by looking for some agents to talk to. He looked around and after finding that none of his closer friends were here, he reluctantly walked up to Peter.

"Hey, where's Terry and Pinky?"

"Don't know." The panda shrugged "They didn't call in that they were going to be late or anything. We're just waiting on them, now."

The platypus nodded and didn't say anything more, not because he couldn't find anything to talk about. It's just he really doesn't like talking to Peter, it was nothing against the panda per say. They had pretty much made up after the whole 'stealing his nemesis' thing and since Perry had no idea that the panda was plotting to get rid of him in the last story, they're still cool. Peter never admitted to Agent P what he tried to do last summer and he never would, if he told him then the platypus would never trust him again let alone talk to him and neither would Pinky or Terry. They were all pretty much friends now and the panda was happy with how things were now, his relationship also changed with his nemesis Dr. Roddenstein. The two were still getting used to frenemy terms. Rodney built less complicated traps for him to get out of and they hung out a little but no matter what activities or frenemy stuff they did together, it was still completely awkward. They were trying, they really were! They wouldn't admit that they were having relationship problems, instead they both tried to cope with it by themselves. They silently refused to talk about it with one another, that would just be even more awkward! They had to get out of this awkward stage of their frenemosity and fast, maybe this vacation would be good for them. Maybe they needed some advice. Peter was just about to ask Perry a question when the platypus interrupted abruptly.

"I have to go make sure Doofenshmirtz isn't plotting to do anything evil to the major, later Pete!"

The semi-aquatic mammal ran back to his nemesis. He let out a sigh of relief when he was there, that was close! The panda almost started talking to him! He wasn't trying to be mean but…this is Peter we're talking about here! Maybe he should go and apologize…

Terry and Pinky pulled into the parking lot and the chihuahua hopped out of the car, pulling his nemesis along. The small dog looked very excited to check in. The turtle sighed and got out of his hovercraft, clicking the button on his keys with his teeth to lock the car. His arms were stacked with small suitcases, none of them his and all of them Pinky's…or should he say ISABELLA'S! His nemesis Dr. Bloodpudding asked if he needed any help with all of those but Terry shook his head no, well it looked like he did anyways. The tower of suitcases shook from side to side, the doctor took that as a no and they went to check in.

"Ah, Agent T there you are. You're tardy but I assume it's from not getting a head start on packing." The major said.

Terry narrowed his eyes from behind the suitcases.

"Be sure to pack in advance next time."

The turtle gave a- I'm gonna say a halfhearted salute but it was actually zero-hearted – halfhearted salute and trudged to the back of the line behind Pinky and Poofenplotz who were behind Perry and Doofenshmirtz. Pinky stuck his tongue out to the side and began absentmindedly counting his fingers. The platypus shook his head as he walked past the chihuahua and up to Terry.

"What's with all the suitcases?"

"They're Pinky's and they're filled with all Isabella's clothes."

"Why?"

"Because Pinky's going to miss her." The turtle rolled his eyes.

There was a pause and then Perry continued.

"I thought Major Monogram was getting Pinky checked."

"Not yet, but soon."

"I'd like to see those results."

"Everyone would, the other agents said they'd pay me half their paycheck for first peaks."

"Are you gonna do it?"

"Heck no" Terry shook his head "Pinky has enough criticism already, and besides. What kind of friend would that make me?"

"I think you're a pretty good friend already." The platypus gestured to the tall stack of suitcases, towering over both their heads.

"Thanks."

"Seriously though, isn't Isabella going to notice that all her clothes are missing?"

"I don't think so; Pinky said that he left a lot in there. I gotta give the girl props though, she has A LOT of dresses."

Garcia-Shapiro House.

Isabella opened her vanity and looked around.

"Mom!" She called "Where are all my clothes?"

"They should be in there mija, I have to go to the store. We are all out of laundry detergent."

"Okay mom!" The black haired girl called backand murmured "Well that's strange…I could of sworn I had clothes in here this morning…" A small sticky note attached to the bare wall on the inside of her pink vanity caught her eye and she pulled it off. It read:

Took your clothes.

-Pinky :)

Well that was strange.

Bus Stop.

"Carl? Hello? Are you paying attention?" The major scowled "CARL!"

"What?" Carl shook his head "Oh, sorry sir I was just thinking about something."

"Well stop thinking and get everyone on the bus. We only rented it for the hour."

"But sir, the ride there is three hours long."

"I know but don't tell the driver that." Monogram chuckled and got on the bus.

The intern face palmed and got on the bus into his seat, but not before paying the driver for the extra two hour service for two reasons. One, he was a nice person and two because she wouldn't let go of his throat. He leaned back as the bus started to drive off. Carl couldn't get what happened last night with Dara off of his mind. He hadn't understood why she wanted to talk to him in the first place; he was just a lowly intern. The female rabbit wanted to thank him for saving her and when the red head tried explaining to her that Agent P was the real one who had acted quickly, the rabbit wouldn't take no for an answer. Eventually Carl stopped trying to give the platypus the credit and let Dara thank him completely for all that he had done. The intern put Insta-grow on her to make her fur grow back and it was successful. Her coat was as white and full as it was before and it was like she had never gotten it shaved off, it was fluffier and whiter than it ever had been in her lifetime. There wasn't any long term damage on her lungs although she had to be careful with them from now on. In other words, she was perfect. She was even perfect enough to come on the vacation with them. Dara was offered to be driven back to where ever she came from but she didn't want to go home. Carl tried to persuade her to go back to the forest or wherever but she refused and just like the intern had dreaded, the major offered her a full time job at the agency which she happily accepted. The female rabbit had stayed the night- or what was left of it –at his house on his couch. When he woke up to a frantically ringing phone she was curled up against him for some reason. He had gotten up quietly and took the majors call in the bathroom so as not to disturb her. The intern looked over at the little rabbit, she was talking to some other agents a few rows back from him. He hoped they weren't being mean to her; it wasn't her fault she got wrapped up in Dennis evil plans. Speaking of Dennis…

"Sir, why did you think it was a good idea to bring Dennis on vacation with us?"

"This is the third time you've asked this question Carl, but if I must answer it's so we can keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn't cause any trouble at the agency jail while we're gone."

"And who's guarding the jail now?"

Major Monogram grew silent "Cheese and Crackers! I knew I forgot something! Ah well, I'm sure it's fine…"

Carl rolled his eyes "Of course it will, sir…"

"Lighten up Carl! We're going on vacation, the most wonderful time of the year!"

"Shouldn't that be Christmas?"

"Well it is for me because unlike you I actually get a Christmas vacation and man is it wonderful."

"I bet it is…" The intern said through clenched teeth "So, where are we going for this vacation? Being as you didn't tell anyone so they could pack correctly…"

"I knew there was something else I forgot! Attention everyone I have an announcement!"

Carl watched his boss stand up and start giving an announcement but he wasn't listening, he was too busy wondering why his teeth wouldn't unclench.

He was also wondering why he was beginning to see red.

…

To Be Continued…

A/N: Uh oh, looks like Carl's getting angry…and just where are they going on vacation? Where do you guys think they're going? Leave it in a review! Next update should be quick!

NattyMc is out, PEACE!