Rachel
Today, Finn sung me an acoustic version of 'Just The Way You Are' to make up for his accusation that I'm a total anorexic.
It was really sweet what he did and he said all this stuff afterwards about how I'm perfect already and that he knew I wasn't anorexic because I didn't need to be, which was also really nice because it really felt like he had so much confidence in me.
But it puts so much pressure on me to stay that way and, I mean, this is the least I've weighed since I stopped growing and it's doing wonders to further accentuate my figure. You can actually see where my hips are and my hip bones poke out just a little bit. A little more and it'd be absolutely perfect.
If I keep this up and I am successful with my healthy portion-controlling (not the crazy no-eating kind) then, I may even consider starring in those blockbuster movies with raunchy make-out scenes.
Quinn stopped nagging me about my eating, but I think she's been talking to Finn about it behind my back, because sometimes I walk down the hall and they're talking really quietly and totally go back to loud normal conversation when I walk over – way to make it obvious, right?
I don't care – she can think what she wants, but I know what I want.
I'm going to be a star and one with a long-running career that at least turns out like Meryl Streep's. I'm aiming for Barbra's, of course.
Also, I age really well, so that helps (having a healthy diet helps too, which is why I don't understand the accusations!).
You know, I used to think the world couldn't hate me more, but then I got successful and it was a whole new world. At least I know all this talk in the choir room isn't about how I should get a nose job or go live in a library.
Anyway, enough about me, I noticed that Finn has toned up really nicely. He's definitely got a more positive ad confident attitude too, which sticks well with my level of patience (sometimes I get annoyed at how insecure he is, because I never saw the point – I mean – he's basically perfect).
It's really strange, I always knew Finn could be hot (and personally I liked to pretend he was more than awkward-cute), but I never thought he'd actually take that jump and make it. The tables have turned and I am so ready for the two of us to be the power couple of the century; me with my celebrity-slim body and glowing skin, hands wrapped around Finn's super-toned arms, and Finn with his confident walk and his almost-Photoshopped abs.
Like Brad and Angelina, except more human and definitely less kids.