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Inuyasha Regashi chapter 4: Little Inn of Horrors

I don't own Inuyasha. Wish that I did, but unfortunately, I don't.

And just a note, what I have observed in Japanese culture, relatives bathe with each other at times and it's not an embarrassment for them. Correct me if I'm wrong.

While the others had gone to their rooms for the night, Itaru and Meimei went to have a bath.

"Ahh, that sure does hit the spot…!" Itaru sighed. Meimei sat with eyes closed breathing in the relaxing steam. Then she turned to her brother and gave him a mischievous grin. "What are you doing?"Itaru said. "Im a shark! RAWR!" Meimei said as she darted towards her brother. "AHAHAHA! HEY CUT IT OUT!HAHAHAHAA!" Meimei ceased her assault on her brother as they both laughed.

"Itaru?"

"Yeah, Meimei?"

"Why don't they recognize us? I mean, I know that they don't know us at all yet, but why can't they tell that we look a lot like them? Or at least smell us?"

"It's because of these leaves uncle gave us." Itaru said, leaning over to retrieve the leaves that were kept in a brown knapsack.

"Oh! So that's what they are for!"

"Yeah. Uncle said that these leaves will conceal our scents and our appearance so much that they won't figure out who we are."

"That is so clever!" Meimei exclaimed.

"Yeah, it is, isn't it?"

There was a moment of silence between them.

"So, Itaru, how are we going to save Papa? Couldn't we ask them for help?" Meimei asked. "NO WAY! We can't ask them for help! Inuyasha would never want to get involved!" Itaru rebuked. "B-b-but, I think they would like to help!"

"Absolutely not! All we have to do is get the tetsusaiga to father, let father do his business and then return it! its that simple. There is no need for them to get involved. And besides, Father told us not to bring them back anyways!"

"But that's stupid! We should ask for help!"

"I'm not going to discuss this with you Meimei! I'm in charge so whatever I say, goes! Got it?"

Meimei slipped down under the water in a defeated frown.

Itaru submerged half of his head in the water. Only allowing his eyes to be above.

'I have to find a way to get the tetsusaiga. If I don't, everyone will die. Oh father. If only I was as smart or as strong as you. None of this would be a problem for you.'

When Itaru saw Meimei yawn, he stood up, "Okay, kid, time for bed!"

"awww, but I don't wanna…" she said in a drowsy voice.

"Come on, we need to get you dry." Itaru said grabbing his little sister and lifting her out of the water. He carried his sister back to their room. Her just now starting to fall asleep, but before she did, she said, "Itaru…we will save Mama and Papa. I just know we will…" and with that, she fell asleep.

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When Inuyasha woke up, the next morning, he felt really uncomfortable. 'Ugh, my chest feels like I have bricks on it…' "Hey Marko…" he said, but his voice was very high and feminine. 'What the hell? Hmm maybe it's just because I just woke up.' "Miroku!" he tried again. His voice still sounding girly. He decided to walk over and kick him awake. But the figure under the covers was too small to be Miroku. "Hey, Shippo! Where did Miroku go?" "He is right there, inuyasha." Shippo groaned from behind him.

"What?" Inuyasha pulled back the covers and revealed a miniature version of Miroku. 'WHAT THE HELL?'

"Inuyasha, can't a man get some decent rest around here without you—"Miroku said a small voice.

"MIROKU! TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF!" Inuyasha said.

Mini Miroku looked up at Inuyasha and through his blurred sleepy vision; he saw two rather large lumps on Miroku's chest. "Yeah, you should take a good look at yourself, Inuyasha. Are those…breasts? Miroku said in his small voice. 'Wait my voice…! Why do I sound like this ?' Inuyasha looked down at his chest and notices the two rather large lumps bulging out of his haori. He took his index finger and poked the firm, but soft lumps. Inuyasha widened his eyes in horror.

"No…NO! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE?" Inuyasha cursed.

"May I touch them?" Miroku asked standing up. But when he stood up, he only came about half of Inuyasha's size "W-WH-WHAAAT? Inuyasha, you're….taller!"

"No Miroku! You're shorter!"

Shippo finally woke up and said "could you guys keep it down? Me and Itaru are trying to…hey wait a minute…."

He looked both Inuyasha and Miroku. "WHOA! ITARU! WAKE UP! TELL ME IM NOT DREAMING THIS!"

"mmmhmmm…" was all that Shippo got.

"NO wake up you idiot!" Shippo said swatting his head with a paper fan.

"Okay, okay I'm up!" Itaru looked over at Inuyasha and Miroku. Inuyasha looked extremely feminine and Miroku had turned into a child. "See, Shippo, I'm still asleep. Leave me alone." Itaru said rolling over. "NO ITARU! THIS ISNT A DREAM! INUYASHA HAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN AND MIROKU HAS TURNED INTO A CHILD!" Shippo shouted. Itaru woke up again and took another look at Inuyasha and Miroku. Itaru's eyes grew big with disbelief. "WHAAAA?"

Then they heard running outside "Inuyasha! MIroku! Itaru! Shippo! Something terrible has happened!" Meimei cried. When she opened the shoji, there was obviously something wrong. "Its Kagome and Sango! They are really…oh my!" then all of a sudden, they heard a strange noise "NEH NEH NEH NEH! N-NEH NEH! NEH NEH! NEH NEH NEH!" Kagome came running into the room, her tongue huge and protruding from her mouth. "NEH NEH! NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEEEEEEHHHHHH!" (You guys! Look what happened to my toooonnnnngguuueeee!)

Inuyasha and Miroku tried their hardest to stifle the barrage of laughter pent up inside. "Oh no! Not you guys too!" Meimei groaned. "Inuyasha! You're a girl!"

"geh! Im not a girl! Im still a man! I guess there is only one way to find out then!" Inuyasha pulled open his pants and looked down to where his 'manhood' was supposed to be. a look of absolute horror was on his face. 'Its …it's gone…' "it's….not…there….! Its gone!" ITS GOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Inuyasha crumpled to the floor and began wailing and sobbing.

"Hey, where is Sango?" Shippo asked.

As if on cue, Sango meekly entered the room.

"Oh there she is! And it looks like she has been unharmed!" Miroku said.

"Hey, Sango! You're okay!" Shippo cheered. But Sango immediately shook her head 'no'.

"So, you're not okay?" Sango nodded her head.

"Are you going to tell us what's wrong?"Shippo continued. Sango shook her head no again.

"Well how are we suppose to help you if you don't tell us what it is?"

Sango fervently shook her head.

"GODDAMMIT SANGO! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!" Inuyasha yelled.

"I-I-I'd rather not say." Sango said, her voice had taken a super bass voice.

This made Miroku, Shippo, Itaru and Inuyasha fall on the floor holding their bellies laughing their heads off.

"OH. MY. GOD THAT'S HILARIOUS!" Shippo shouted

"NEEEH! NEH NEH-NEH NEH NEH!" (HEY LEAVE SANGO ALONE!) Kagome said. this only made the boys laugh harder.

"You guys! This is no time for games! We have to find out who and what did this to us!" Super bass Sango said.

No one bothered to listen to her.

Meimei ran out of the room crying.

"Oh no! what has happened! Inuyasha is a girl, Miroku is a little boy, Sango voice is that of a man's and Kagome cant speak at all!" she ran until she tripped over something. She picked herself up and looked at the cause of her fall. It was the remains of a human ribcage. She looked in horror. She saw that there was a trail that led to a dark room. She opened the door and the scene before her caused her to tremble…

~*0*~

The gang back in their rooms were still arguing and laughing.

"NEH NEH NEH NEH! NEH NEH NEHNEH NEH NEH! NEH NEH!"(INUYASHA! IVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU! SIT BOY!)

Nothing happened.

"Neh!" (Huh?)

Inuyasha could tell by the look on her face that she had just told him to sit.

"AAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! YOU CAN'T TELL ME TO SIT ANYMORE! I guess that means that I can do whatever I want now!"
"WOW this is the greatest thing that has ever happened! Oh my gods!"

Sango was seething with anger and got even angrier when she felt something on her butt.

"MIROKU!" Super bass Sango shouted.

"So we finally meet face to face."Miroku said with a letcherous smile. Sango whacked him on the head with her hiraikotsu. "OWWWW! CHILD ABUSE!" Miroku cried.

"Hey, Shippo, I've been wanting to give you something for a while now…" Inuyasha said

"Oh yeah? Whats that?" Shippo said curiously.

"A FIST TO THE FACE!" Inuyasha said angrily. He grabbed Shippo by the tail as he squirmed to get away. "AHHHH! KAGOME! HELP ME!"

"NEHNEHNEHNEH!NEH NEH NEH!" (INUYASHA!LET HIM GO!)

"Hey kagome, why don't you put a sock in it, we cant understand you!" inuyasha said laughing. Then out of nowhere, Kagome broke a vase over his head.

"OWWW! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!"

"NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH!" (I TOLD YOU TO LET HIM GO!)

"LOOK, I NEVER FELT LIKE IT WAS FAIR TO HIT GIRLS, BUT AT THIS PRESENT SITUATION, THAT RULE IS NULL AND VOID!"

"NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH!" (HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT!)

"COME AT ME!"

Kagome tackled Inuyasha and had him pinned to the ground, pulling his hair.

"YOU BITCH!"

Sango, Miroku, Shippo and Itaru stood by and watched the horrendously funny scene.

"Uh oh, its about to be a-"

"WHAT? A GIRL FIGHT!" Miroku, Shippo and Itaru piped. ~(hope you noticed what I did there *wink wink*)~

Then, the shoji slammed open, at the entrance was Meimei, who was pale with fear.

"Whats wrong, sis? You look like you saw a ghost?"

"You guys! We are in danger here!"

Meimei led them down the hallway and opened the door to the dark room.

The room was full of corpses. But they were no ordinary corpses. All of them had their mouths were open in an expression that resembled them laughing.

"Oh my!"

"What is all this?"

"look at their faces! It looks like they are—"

"nehneh!" (laughing!)

"…yeah what she said." inuyasha said.

"what do you think they are planning to do with us?" Sango said.

"I have a feeling they are trying to make us laugh to death!" Miroku hypothesized.

"well they're doing a really good job. Look at all of us!" Itaru said.

"What are we going to do?" Meimei said

"We're going to kick their asses, that's what we are going to do!" Inuyasha said.

"Neh neh neh neh neh neh neh?" (but how did we get this way?)

"Kagome, I really think you should refrain from speech, at least until we are all back to normal." Miroku. "The question is, how did we get this way?"

"neh neh neh neh…" (I just said that…) kagome said annoyed.

"Yes, and why aren't the children affected?" wondered Sango

"Well, what did you guys do that we didn't?" Itaru asked.

All of them though for a moment, and then they all realized, "IT WAS THE SAKE!"

"But it was just one sip!" Inuyasha said.

"I suppose that was enough for the spell to take effect." Sango said

"So it wasn't an accident that that girl gave us sake instead of water; We were being set up!"

"This is highly upsetting. Firstly, because my manhood has been compromised…"

"YOUR MANHOOD! I DON'T HAVE A MANHOOD, THANKS!"

"Oh so you have figured it out haven't you? My aren't you an intelligent lot? its unfortunate that you all could not have realized it sooner!"

A voice boomed inside of the room ~(unintentional rhyming)~

"Who are you? Show yourself!" Inuyasha commanded.

"Oh how impatient you are! Even as a beautiful maiden, you still hold an ugly disposition!"

"HEY! WHO YOU CALLIN UGLY?"

Five figures materialized before their eyes. It was none other than the innkeeper and her four daughters.

"We were so excited when we saw you coming to the inn!" said Miko

"Yesss! We have not had a good laugh in a long time!"said Niiko

"Do not worry, we will not kill you painfully…" said Shiko

"Oh no… we plan on killing you in a slow, happy death!" said Riiko

"So you were planning on making us laugh to death!" Inuyasha shouted. "Prepare to meet your maker!"

Inuyasha charged at the five women and drew tetsusaiga. But suddenly, he stopped in his tracks and doubled over in pain.

"AAAHHHHH! My abdomen! My abdomen! It hurts!" Inuyasha cried.

"Inuyasha! What's wrong?" Meimei said crouching over him.

"My abdomen! It hurts like..!"

"Hmmm, Inuyasha? Where does it hurt?" Sango said.

"Here! Gaaaah!" Inuyasha grunted as he pointed to his lower abdomen.

Both Kagome and Sango knew what was happening. Kagome ran to her backpack and pulled a small, but long tube. She ran over to inuyasha and offered the item.

"And what the hell is this supposed to be? Inuyasha spat.

"Neh! Neh neh! Neh neh neh neh neh neh—" (here! Use this! All you have to do is…)

"KAGOME! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, I CANT UNDERSTAND YOU!" Inuyasha shouted.

Kagome gave a big sigh and settled for sign language. She pointed to the item, then pointed to Inuyasha's 'undercarriage' and did an upward thrusting motion.

"Wait….you want me to take that and ….shove it up my…"

Kagome nodded.

"Kagome, you are one sick little…"

"Umm, you guys, we have more important things to be focusing on right now!" Shippo reminded.

"Oh this will be soo much fun!" the old innkeeper said. And with that, all five of the women were engulfed in a purple smoke. When the smoke cleared, five weasel demons stood where the five women once were."

"Just as I thought! Weasel demons! When it comes to magic and mischief, them and fox demons are head to head!"

"That's right, boy!" Said Niiko

"And once we take the fragments of the sacred jewel, we will be able to prank the whole region and no will be able to stop us!" said Riiko.

The weasels all laughed evilly as the group watched.

'I've got to do something! They're going to kill us!' Itaru though "Not if I can help it!"

Itaru stood there with sword drawn staring the weasel demons down.

"Nuh?"(huh?) Kagome said.