CHAPTER FOUR

~Spring Night~

"How come you're against Jenna, Saria?" I asked.

"Because she's a Sue, of course!" she said, wiping the tears from her eyes.

"No, I mean... if she's a Sue and controlling this story, then how are you helping us?"

"An author only controls the portions of the story that he or she writes. Anything outside of the author's text is fair game."

"Ah, I see. Well, what if she comes?"

She began to cry into her hands. "I'll... I'll... become her minion..."

I stared at the crying girl in front of me. I never realizes what writers can do to their story...

...Or how hard it hurts the characters.

Suddenly, a wagon rode into town. I recognized the woman on the horse as Jenna, and a man was sitting behind her, whom I recognized as Link.

"I'm so sorry," I heard Saria whisper behind me before walking over to the crowd of Kokiri and fairies surrounding Jenna and Link. All the Kokiri seemed curious as to who Jenna was.

Saria walked over to Jenna and said to her, "My name is Saria, what's yours?"

"My name is Jenna, it's a pleasure to meet you," Jenna replied.

"Are you the one that came with my friend Link for our Spring Night Festival?"

"Yes he invited me."

I looked at Saria as she spoke to Jenna. Her eyes would sometimes turn over to Link in an almost pleading expression, as if she was trying to say "help me, Link."

But her nonverbal pleading was in vain. Link was in Jenna's hands now.

Still hiding behind the tree with Diesel, I watched the Kokiri have a feast with Jenna and Link. Whilst that went on, some Kokiri were playing music for them.

I looked closely at the table and saw that the Kokiri - a race of children - had bottles of wine on the table! Jenna was the one who was drinking the most, thankfully.

After the feast, Link and Jenna began dancing for an hour or two. It was late into the evening when they were done, and I saw that Jenna was tired. Link took her by the hand and led her into Link's old house from Ocarina of Time.

I'll give ya three guesses as to what they're gonna do, Diesel barked softly.

"I'm gonna guess... each other," I replied.

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

I rolled my eyes and left the cover of the tree that we were hiding behind. Saria and the rest of the Kokiri walked over to Diesel and I.

"Please, I beg you Carlos," Saria pleaded, "help us. Break the Sue."

The rest of the Kokiri agreed with her and nodded in reply. As I looked at their sad faces, I could tell that they needed this fanfic done. I knew how to break a Mary Sue, thanks to the app I downloaded.

Saria took us inside her house to talk to us. "What's the plan?" she asked.

"Umm..." I couldn't think of what to do!

The wedding, Diesel barked. Next chapter.

"What?" I asked.

I'll buy a Time Skip app on the F.F.P.D.. We're gonna go to the Wedding scene and confront her there!

"Good idea!"

"What did he just say?" a Kokiri asked.

"According to Diesel, there's a wedding in the next chapter. We'll use the Time Skip function on our portal device to skip ahead and confront her there, in front of all the wedding-goers. Knowing a Mary Sue, she'll probably have all of Hyrule there to witness her breakdown." As I was saying all this, Diesel was tapping the screen of the device with his paws, looking for the Time Skip application.

We were getting ready to break a Sue.