CHAPTER SEVEN

~Legolas~

Carlos? Diesel barked to me. This doesn't look like our castle.

"Nope," I replied, "it looks more like a forest to me."

Suddenly, Diesel and I heard a voice, along with the cries of a baby, coming from further in the forest.

"Your name is going to be Laura," the voice said.

Hey, let's see if that voice knows where we are! Diesel barked, now running towards the voice.

I ran after him, hoping to find out our location. When we finally got to where the voice was coming from, we saw Legolas from The Lord of the Rings, riding away on horseback!

Diesel barked at him. Hey, get back here, you- hey wait, isn't that Legolas?

"I think we've stumbled onto a Lord of the Rings fanfic," I replied.

Hey, let's follow him! Diesel barked, then he began chasing after Legolas.

We were in hot pursuit of the elf when suddenly, he pulled out a bow and arrow and began firing at us!

Diesel successfully dodged all the arrows, but I took one to the knee. Nevertheless, I continued running... once I had pulled it out, of course.

After running for some time, Legolas had made it to a castle. It didn't look familiar to me, but then again I haven't seen a Lord of the Rings movie in ages.

Legolas walked inside and we followed suit, but remained hidden from him in the shadows.

After sneaking around in the dark corners we made it to the Throne Room of the castle. Diesel and I were still hidden from view as Legolas addressed the king and queen.

"Father mother I found this little baby in the woods," Legolas told them.

What's with Legolas? Hasn't he ever heard of a comma? Diesel quietly barked.

Just then, Legolas' mother walked down the steps of the platform where their thrones were towards Legolas. "How can people put baby in the woodsand to die?" she asked.

This is immensely stupid dialogue.

"We are going to keep her," Legolas' father said. Legolas grew a wide smile at this.

Ugh, I can't stand this any longer! Let me use the F.F.P.D., Carlos! Pleeeeeese!

"...Fine," I whispered to him.

Suddenly, a bright light came around us and we were still in the same place, although the throne room was empty.

"Diesel?"

Oops, sorry. That was the Time Skip app. I think we went ahead by... ten years?

"Ten years?" I said.

Yeah, ten years. Sorry, Carlos, we can't leave yet.