Gazzy is depressed ch 2
Revenge is a dish best served with a side of burritos.
After chasing my traitorous flock out of the house and around the yard for a while, I decided I'd get my revenge during the night.
I pretended to calm down, but gave Angel a stern warning. If I found out she'd been in my head again, I'd tie up her wings and drop her off the edge of the Grand Canyon.
The next day, I started preparing my plan.
While the others had dinner, I took Gazzy to town. He needed cheering up, so I was going to give him a treat.
We made it to the All-You-Can-Eat Mexican Buffet. His face lit up.
'Go ahead, Gazzy,' I told him. 'I told them about your eating habits, so they won't kick us out this time. And it's all ours!' I pointed out the lack of people here.
He leapt up and hugged me. 'Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou, I love you so much, Max!'
I laughed and managed to detach him from me. 'Start with the burritos,' I said. 'They are by far the best in the country,'
The Gasman almost exploded in happiness.
Two hours later
'I'm stuffed,' Gazzy moaned happily, having eaten ALL the burritos, which I was happy for. My plan was going flawlessly.
'Now Gazzy, just remember not to tell the others, OK?'
'Why not?' he asked.
'Because as long as we can keep this a secret, we can come back every Friday.' I said.
'ZOMG! THIS IS FREAKIN' AWESOME!' he yelled.
I laughed and finished off a taco. 'Ready to go home now?' I asked. Gazzy nodded.
A little while later
Gazzy and I snuck in, knowing full well we were supposed to have been home a while ago. I tucked Gazzy into bed and kissed him goodnight.
The next part of my plan required some outside help.
I flew back out to the Mexican Buffet, seeing a white van still parked across the road. I landed by it and knocked on the window loudly. The man inside jerked up, hitting his head on the roof before opening the door and growling at me.
'Max,'
'Ari,'