Gazzy is depressed ch 3
A little outside help
'Well, well, well, what have we got here?' Ari growled at me, obviously trying to make some kind of joke to raise the moral of the other Erasers.
'A van full of sleeping Erasers.' I bluntly shattered his moral.
'Whatever. Any last words before we capture you, take you away, and do unspeakable things?' Ari asked.
'I need help to capture the flock.'
His eyes nearly popped out of his head. 'Max II?' he asked, incredulous.
'Please, call me Maya,' I winked at him. He hopped out of the van and grabbed me, swung me around, and kissed me.
'Oh, Maya, it's so good to have you back,' he said softly. 'I'm sorry I thought you were Max, you've only been gone for ten minutes and I didn't recognize you,' he apologized.
I heard some flapping wings and the light touch of me landing on concrete.
'Oh, snookums, I'm back!' I heard my voice say, and someone digging around in their purse.
Ari and I looked towards the voice, with horribly shocked looks on out faces.
Maya looked up from her purse. She looked amazing. She must have gone away to put make-up on.
She took one look at us and recoiled. 'Dafuq?' she said.
'Uhh-' Ari gurgled.
'Either I'm having an out of body experience, or snookums is kissing Max-' her eyes widened.
'Max!' she shrieked, rushing forward. She shoved Ari aside and gave me a huge hug. 'How've you been? Is Fang still hot? Is Nudge still chatty? Is Iggy still your dream boy? Why's snookums kissing his half-sister? Tell. Me. Everything.' She ordered.
OK, so we got together at the coffee shop sometimes, and she was me so why can't I share my secrets with myself?
'I'll tell you later, right now I need help to capture the flock.' I said.
'ZOMG awesome! You've finally turned to the dark side!' she said in an excited girly whisper.