Gazzy is depressed ch 5
Revenge is a dish best served in the middle of the night at a NASA facility with a blond clone making out with a hairy Eraser with a side of burritos in a vacuum chamber.
Fang was crying. I guess he was emo after all. I'd taped Gazzy's eyes shut, and faced him away from the action, because I didn't want him dropping his guts too soon.
Iggy was the one who was the most traumatized by the experience. He'd heard everything they'd done with shocking clarity. And Nudge was staring at Ari's hairy abs.
Anyways, I told Ari and Maya to get in the van with the kids while I drove through the building. I may have run over a scientist or two, but what did that matter?
I could hear sirens in the distance. One of those scientist bastards had called the cops!
We made it to the vacuum chamber. Ari and Maya helped me to load the kids into the room.
'Are we gonna un-tape them now?' Maya asked.
'No, we want to force them to use their noses,' I replied. I crouched down and hugged Gazzy. 'Sorry, Gazzy, but the burritos were a one time fling,' I apologized. His eyes exploded in their sockets and he started struggling to get away. I let him go.
'Max fed you BURRITOS?!' Maya shrieked, pulling at her hair. At the mention of burritos, everyone finally understood my plan.
I was going to suck most of the air out, and leave a burrito'd Gazzy to repopulate the atmosphere while the rest of the flock could only breathe through their noses.
Revenge is a dish best served Maximum Style.
Maya and Snookums the Eraser quickly ran out of the room. I checked the control panel as I heard a dude yelling something over a megaphone.
'Please leave the building with your hands up!' he yelled.
I turned to Ari and Maya, who were making out again. 'Could you guys either go do that in front of the cops or keep them occupied?'
Ari stopped snogging and thought for a moment. 'Lets go do it in front of the cops!'