Chapter 1
Fionna's P.O.V.

" Cake, Cake! Get up silly buns!," I yelled poking cake all over " I made something that is now indeterminate because I'm pretty sure I over cooked it!," I said teasingly, all of sudden cake pounced out of bed and ran towards the kitchen grabbing a fire extinguisher, I stared at her in confusion then realized that I had forgotten to turn of the burner I jumped down the stairs nearly tripping over all of them and saw cake extinguishing a piece of black coal
" oops...," I said trying to act innocently cake just stared at me so I guessed it hadn't worked " I'm really sorry cake... I just really wanted to make you a birthday omelet cus' you always make me something special on my birthday!," I scratched the back of my neck and nudged my toe into the ground I looked up and saw cake looking at me but with a softer look in her eyes.
" Oh sweetheart! Y'all didn't have to do that I woulda just been happy with you singin' me happy birthday and picking me some flowers!," she had pounced on me and had me in a tight hug and was squeezing the life out of me.
" Cake... Can't... Breathe...,"
" oh! I'm sorry Fi! Sweetheart what did I tell you about the kitchen being off limits-,"
" fionna I don't want you cooking in the kitchen because you aren't very good at cooking and I don't want you to hurt yourself or burn down the treehouse," I said flatly
" oh sweetheart, I'm sorry I just worry about you burning yourself, oh dear look at you! How on earth did you get flour all over yourself if you were just cooking an omelet!?"
" well I was making pancakes but you know... A squirrel got in the house and I threw the pancakes at him but he dodged all of them and when he had jumped to the open window, over there and wasn't paying attention I threw the whole plate at him..." cake had her hands on her temples " um... I got him in case you were wondering... Although I think he grabbed something it was white I don't really know what it was..,"
" okay well I totally appreciate the gestures sweetheart, now go get cleaned up and you can take me out to breakfast instead," she said waving her hand at me while cleaning up the whole mess I had made.
" I'm really sorry about all that cake"
"don't worry about it sugar as long as your not hurt" she smiled at me and I smiled back and then jumped up the stairs. After I had finished taking a shower and getting dressed I ran downstairs and saw her finishing cleaning up my mess
"hey where's your hat?," she asked, I stood there thinking and remembered I had left it by the window sill the night before I ran over there and gasped.
"Cake... C-Cake...," I said my voice a little shaky
" what's wrong Sweety?!," cake ran over to me
" um... I think that stupid squirrel took my hat...," I said staring at the place I had left it before.
"uh... Well let's go on an adventure and find that hat of yours!," cake said encouragingly, I shook my head in agreement. I walked next to cake pouting, she had to drag me out of the house to go find my hat, I'm so embarrassed she could have at least let me grab something to hide my hair in or at least put my hair up, it's so long that I'm always tripping over it or getting it stuck in things it's just so embarrassing!
" sweetheart you look fine stop worrying about it! You've only tripped like 2 times so far,"
" cake, I've tripped 11 times n-," I tripped again and fell to the ground scraping my elbow " Owwwwweeeee," I moaned in pain all of a sudden I realized that it was Cake's birthday and I was acting like this towards her, all of a sudden I burst into to tears and shoved my face in the grass.
"oh no sweetheart how bad is it?! Are you okay?," cake said running over to me and trying to pick me up
"cake I-I'm so sorry...sniff... I-I've ruined y-your birthday...sniff,"
"what?... No, no of course you haven't ruined my birthday Fi actually I really wanted to go on an adventure today anyways and we can totally make this day better!," she said trying to cheer me up, and I guess it worked although I still felt like a butt for being so rude
"...your sure?," I asked wiping my eyes?
"of course Fi!," she said dusting me off. Cake was just so forgiving that sometimes it actually pissed me off but it was also one of her best features.
we looked everywhere, trees, bushes, but it was useless I tried to act like everything was cool but it was really hard, soon it was getting dark and we started walking towards the tree house
" stupid poo-brain squirrel...," I muttered to myself, my vision getting blurry. God! Why today of all days did my hat have to go and gets itself kidnapped?! And why on earth would a squirrel want my hat?! All my hat is good for is being on my head and my head only...and keeping my hair all bundled up so that I don't fall and embarrass the stuffing out of myself.
"don't worry Fi, I promise to make you a new one and it will be even better than the first one! So stop being down and don't forget that it's my birthday so we still have to go with PG and Mochro to dinner so let's get home and get dressed!," she said encouragingly. She grew and threw me on her back stretching herself to get to the treehouse quicker.

Marshall's P.O.V.
"...hmmmmm...," I was watching this squirrel drag a giant white thing full of acorns towards it's home I decided to follow it a while back because if you ask me I thought it was pretty dang funny. I was floating over a bunch of bushes but I guess I wasn't floating high enough because my foot got stuck in the bushes and made a bunch of noise, the squirrel heard all the noise and dropped the thing he was carrying his acorns rolling everywhere he looked frantically from side to side then bolted like he had been caught doing something he shouldn't have been, he didn't even see me floating over the bushes like twenty feet away from him, suspicious, I decided to go look at the thing he had been using to carry his acorns. I kinda just stared at it, poor fionna's hat was really dirty and torn.
"maybe I shouldn't give it back to her I mean what if she thinks I did it or breaks down crying..," I sniffed the hat it smelled like a bouquet of flowers Even after all it had been through. She didn't know smelled so nice but she did and it was wonderful. I knew I was blushing dark gray and shoved it into my pocket quickly "I really hope she doesn't cry," I muttered sadly to myself. I watched as the tip of the sun disappeared and it reminded me of when the land of Aaa was a world famous city called San Francisco that was before the world had a giant hole in it. Even though I was born a vampire I had tons of human friends one looked exactly like Fionna but she died when the world ended. All of sudden I felt something tickling my cheek.
"UUGH boys don't cry you freaking wimp!," I yelled at myself "for christ's sake! Your a vampire king!" I usually act pretty tough but when it came to that part of my past I couldn't help but remember all the pain everybody went through especially me when I realized that Stacy was gone... The tree house came into view and I pulled my self together and I did not sniff the hat one more time before I knocked on the door. No one was home I looked from one side of the house to the other and saw that a paper had been pinned to the house. It read
'sorry we're not in right now because it's cakes birthday! So we all went to dinner. All saving will have to wait till tomorrow we apologize for this inconvenience And promise to save you or retrieve anything that's been lost.'
"well I guess I'll just wait here until they get back" I said to myself. I floated up to the roof and crept through the window at the very top they never closed it because they had completely forgotten about it because it was in the attic I floated to living room "Beema, Beema?! Where are ya?," I shouted I decided to look for her because I didn't want to wait for them to get home in boredom.
"why hello there Marshall!," she said popping around from the bathroom doorway not to mention giving me a heart attack "I created a new game called plant smash! Would you like to try it?," she asked excitedly
"uh... Sure why not" I don't think a game called plant smash would be very fun, though I was completely wrong it was awesome. After beating Beema I decided to take a nap, when I woke up it was about 12:00 at night and man did I have to go the bathroom I floated groggily up to bathroom, when I opened the door my nose went off like a fire hose and I fell backwards. Fi had been getting out of the shower luckily I didn't see anything because she was turned the other way and was wrapping a towel around herself.
"EEEEEKK Marshall!," she shouted, all of sudden I felt someone dragging me out of the bathroom I looked up and cake was glaring at me angrily while dragging me to edge of the stairs.
"wait cake I swear it was an accident I didn't know she was in the shower I didn't even hear you guys get home! You know I'm a deep sleeper! I'm sorry cake I swear I didn't mean to!," I shouted trying to get her not kill me "if I had known she was in there I wouldn't have gotten a nose bleed!," I said trying to plead my case, she stared at me a little more and then let go of me.
"Marshall why are you here so late at night?!," she demanded
"well I found something extremely important so you can't kill me just yet"
"well what is it?!" she asked
"I'm not gonna tell you now because you were mean to me, I'll only tell Fi," I said sticking my tongue out at her.
"ugh, whatever just hurry up and go home we're really tired," she said waving her hand at me and going downstairs
"oh yeah and happy birthday cake!" I shouted after her because I felt kinda bad
"your ten minutes late," she said back to me.
"well I guess you don't want you birthday present" I said crossing my arms, closing my eyes, and turning the other way.
"did I tell you that I consider you a good friend?," she said running up to me
"fine, here ya go," I smiled at her and tossed a giant bag of catnip to her. I had been saving it for if she ever she got super pissed at me but now seemed like a good time give it to her I'll just have to go and restock on it.
After cake had thanked me like a ton of times she went downstairs and I waited for on her bed. I was fidgeting with my fingers and looking down when I heard
"hiya Marshy, don't worry about what happened I know you didn't mean to do that," I looked up at her and blushed she was wear a short night gown that or it was a really big t-shirt I stood up quickly and scratched the back of my neck.
"I found your hat but...its really torn up though," I told her. All of sudden she was giving me a big hug and...squishy... They were pressing up against me. I pushed her away and handed her her hat,she stared at it a while and then smiled at me.
"thanks marshy this means so much!," she said her eyes all teary
"oh yeah when's your birthday?," I asked.