Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto and Characters, they all belong to Masashi Kishimoto.
I just own this story's plot.
Sasuke: While I own Naruto's ass. *glomps said ass*
Naruto: AH! TEME!
It was about a month since Sasuke and Naruto found out about the baby. It had been rough for Naruto, waking up in the early morning to rush to the bathroom the throw up his stomach contents into the bowl or just throwing up by smell certain scent when he walks into the kitchen. Naruto learned the hard way when he tried to make ramen without Sasuke's knowing only to run quickly to the bathroom when he finished making the ramen. Ramen was quickly added to the list of smells that make Naruto nauseous during his pregnancy when Naruto finished his business in the bathroom. It was also the day that Sasuke was forced to sleep on the couch for the night when he found out what ramen did to Naruto and laugh about it. Sasuke was starting to have a feeling that he was going to know the couch real well during the whole deal.
It was two weeks after the 'ramen incident' that Naruto was starting to have strange cravings of food that would leave even Chōji gagging. At the current moment, Naruto was enjoying what looks like a bowl of strawberry ice cream with pickles, BBQ sauce, and small pieces of salted pork. Sasuke paled at the site of what Naruto was chewing down on. Naruto, noticing the Raven staring at him, turned to glare back the paled Raven.
"What the hell are you staring at?" Naruto growled at his boyfriend.
Sasuke cocked an eyebrow at his Blonde before answering.
"I was trying to figure out how on Earth could eat something like that without throwing up," Sasuke answered before receiving a deepen growl from the pregnant male.
"What's wrong with what I am eating? I don't see anything wrong with it," Naruto retorted back, his eyes narrowed with anger.
"Naruto, you are eating things that will make Chōji to turn green at. I was just wondering how you can stomach the creations that you make, that is all," Sasuke said.
That was a bad move on the Raven's part.
"So are you saying that I have no taste or are you saying that I am crazy?" Naruto asked, his temper rising.
A sweat drop started to form as Sasuke's shirt slipped over his shoulder at the Blonde's questions.
'Is he starting to have mood swings?' Sasuke thought, as the Blonde glared at him.
"I'm waiting, Sasuke," Naruto said, his voice calm and full of promise of pain if Sasuke doesn't answer quickly or answers wrong.
Sasuke just stared at the Blonde before taking a deep breath and letting it out in a sigh. Sasuke wrapped his arms around the Blonde with his hands resting on Naruto's stomach, his head resting on Naruto's shoulder.
"Naruto, I don't think that you have no taste or crazy," Sasuke said before letting Naruto.
Walking to the front of the pregnant man, Sasuke bend down so his face was across Naruto's stomach before stroking where the unborn child was growing inside of the Blonde.
"All I think about is you and our unborn child. I want to make sure that I am doing the right thing and not screw up again. I would die if something happened to you and our child," Sasuke said before kissing the small bump on Naruto's stomach.
Naruto's eyes soften at Sasuke's words before wrapping his arms around Sasuke's shoulders and pulling him into his embrace.
"You are really are the most troublesome guy I ever met," Naruto said as he was stroking Sasuke's soft noir locks.
Sasuke didn't answer Naruto; instead he gently wrapped his arms around Naruto's waist so not to hurt their unborn child. They stayed like this for some time before Naruto's stomach growled in hunger. Both males looked at Naruto's stomach for a moment before looking at each other. Smiling weakly, Naruto started to rub his hand against the back of his head and letting out a nervous laugh. Sasuke let a small smirk before getting to his feet to get Naruto something to eat.
"I can tell that our child has your bottomless stomach, dobe," Sasuke said, ducking as a box full of rice come flying towards him before hitting the wall where his head was at.
"Teme quit calling me that!" Naruto screamed at him as Sasuke laughed.
* Timeskip no Justu *
"No," said a voice.
"But…" a deeper voice started before the first one interrupted it.
"I said no!" the first screamed.
It has been a couple of months and Naruto was starting to show and Sasuke was begging the Blonde to wear the maternity clothing, but Naruto refused.
"I am not wearing them and that is final," Naruto said with his arms crossed.
Sasuke narrowed his eyes before he tried to get his Blonde to wear the clothes that he picked out.
"Naruto, you are having a baby and pretty soon, you will need bigger clothes. So stop being stubborn and put them on," Sasuke snarled as Naruto's eyes narrowed into slits.
Naruto's narrowed eyes glared at what Sasuke was holding in his hands. It was big, loud; hot pink piece of clothing that was so girly that it would make Ino gag. What's worse that it had so much lace on it that it could choke a horse. Naruto refuse to wear the shirt and when he gets the chance, he will burn that evil pink shirt and scatter its ashes all over the backyard. Moving his eyes away from the evil shirt, he glared at the man that ever dared to suggest having him wear it.
"I am not wearing that shirt. It makes me look more girly than all your fan-girls put together and last time I check, I am a guy," Naruto growled.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow at that and looked down at the shirt. He didn't see any problem with the shirt. When he saw the shirt in the store, he thought that Naruto would look cute in it. Now here he was, trying to get his pregnant boyfriend to wear and Sasuke's not going to take a no for an answer.
"Naruto put it on. It is not so bad," Sasuke said, stressing on his words.
Naruto glared at Sasuke.
"If it is not so bad, why don't you wear it," Naruto snapped back.
"Because I am not the one pregnant, now put it on!" Sasuke barked, his eyebrow twitched in frustration.
"No!" Naruto shouted, his blue eyes sparked in anger.
Naruto and Sasuke glared at each other, both not going to give in to the other's wishes.
* 5 hours later*
'It took a long time, but I managed to do it,' Sasuke thought as he looked at his boyfriend, wiping sweat away from his brow.
Naruto, who was now beyond pissed, was standing in the middle of the couple's bedroom, wearing the dreaded shirt. He hated it. He hated the pink lacy shirt. He can't believe that his boyfriend had somehow managed to slip the hated shirt on him during their struggles. Tearing his eyes away from the shirt, Naruto trained his angry eyes at the one who was responsible for this. Sasuke, feeling the burning sensation from the glare, looked at his Blonde, licking his lips at the sight of Naruto in the shirt he picked out.
'Damn, Naruto looks so fuck-able right now' Sasuke thought as his inner pervert was drooling and yelling to pound the Blonde into the bed until he can't move.
Pushing his inner pervert out of his mind, Sasuke walked up to Naruto as he was checking the Blonde out. After Naruto left the hospital a few months ago had let his hair to grow out. With his long golden hair touching his shoulders and wearing the pink maternity shirt, Naruto looked like a pregnant woman, a beautiful pregnant woman.
Naruto scowled as he noticed the Raven looking at him with those lustful eyes and the drool starting to pool in the paler corners of his mouth like a hungry wolf over his kill.
'Oh no you don't, you bastard, you are not going to get away that easily,' Naruto thought as he started to form a fist, ready to punch that perverted look on that pale face.
But before anyone could act on their impulses, there was a knock on the door. Sighing in frustration and disappointment, Sasuke turned away from his Blonde before heading out of the room and down the stairs to answer the front door.
'Who ever dared to interrupted my moment with my lover because of something stupid, so help me God, I will slowly torture them, making them begging for mercy before slitting their throats and letting that deep crimson blood to soak the Earth red,' Sasuke thought darkly as he made his way towards the front door and the person on the other side of it banged the door again, almost like someone is beating it down to the ground.
Sasuke growled before ripping the door open, scaring the other person from the other side of it. When he got a good look of the person outside of the house, Sasuke's eyes narrowed in hate and anger. Standing outside of the house was no one else other than the slut herself, Sakura Haruno.
Wow, I am still trying to figure out on what the fuck I was thinking when I was writing the second part, but hopefully it would be better than I planned it to be.
Anyway, I have a question for you guys. What gender should I give the unborn child? Should I give Sasuke hell by giving him a girl and have him waiting outside the door with a kuni when she is on a date with a boy or should I give him a boy that gives both parents a few grey hairs with his pranks?