Me: I am alive! !
Naruto: Sasuke, she is scaring me.
Sasuke: Don't worry, Naru. She will calm down soon.
Me: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha *cough cough* Damn cold.
Sasuke: Okay, now that is all out of your system. Can you please get on to the story?
Me: ... Fine.
Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto and characters.
I just own this story's plot.
Sasuke: And I own Naruto's ass. *smirks and glomps Naruto*
Naruto: HEY!
'What the hell is SHE doing here?' Sasuke growled in his mind.
Sasuke glared at the pink thing that was standing outside of his door, thinking of things to do the pink thing for ruining his moment with his blonde lover. Meanwhile, Sakura was staring at Sasuke with a look that was supposed to be sexy, not noticing the dark killing aura surrounding the raven man. After a few moments of standing like, Sasuke grew inpatient of waiting for Sakura to say something and growled.
"Sakura, what the hell are you doing here?" Sasuke growled, resisting the urged to rip her throat out.
Sakura, shaking her head to clear out the dreams of Sasuke and her-self, grinned at Sasuke before answering.
"Hey Sasuke, do you want to go on a date tonight? I know a good place where they serve the best seafood in the village," Sakura said, hoping that Sasuke would say yes.
Sasuke stood there in disbelief at Sakura's stupidity.
'Is this girl serious? I thought I told her that I love Naruto at the hospital when Naruto was hurt,' Sasuke thought.
"Are you that stupid Sakura? I told you at the hospital that I will love Naruto and only Naruto. What do I have to do to get that through that big forehead of yours? Do I have to use sign-language for it to stick, because I will if it will stick," Sasuke said with anger laced in his voice.
That made the pink ninja angry.
"Why Sasuke, why do you always turn me away? What does that idiot have that I don't? I am beautiful, smart, and fashion sense, while that that IDIOT is stupid, a demon host and he can't give you an heir to bring back the Uchiha clan. So why do you stay with that LOSER!" Sakura spat at the last Uchiha member, her flat chest heaving heavily in anger.
During the whole rant, Sasuke's got narrow in anger and his arms crossed over his crest with his left hand formed into a fist. Now it was a common rule that you NEVER insult Naruto in front of the Raven and get away with it without some sort of an injury. When they first went out as a couple, a villager made a cruel remark at the Blonde in front of Sasuke and that same villager had spent a month in the hospital with burn marks and broken bones when Sasuke was through with him. It took over five villagers to be sent to the hospital for everyone to keep their thoughts to themselves when Sasuke was around Naruto. Now Sakura was breaking that rule as we speak.
Sakura, not noticing the warning signs, wrapped her arms around the stiff form of Sasuke and hugged him and rubbing her 'breasts' against him.
"Come on Sasuke-kun, come with me and leave the loser behind. I can give you what you want and more," she said in what was supposed to be sexy and licked the shell of Sasuke's ear.
Before Sasuke can rip Sakura off of him, a blond and pink blur came forward and ripped the pink ninja before throwing her out and away from Sasuke. Sasuke, wide-eyed, turned toward the source and noticed it was no one other then Naruto in his pink lace glory.
Naruto was bored of waiting in the bedroom for Sasuke to come back and decided to go down stairs to see what keep the Raven. When Naruto got to the bottom of the stairs, he can hear Sasuke growling at what or who was outside of the door. Making his way towards the door, Naruto saw that Sakura was standing outside of the house with Sasuke shaking in anger. Naruto smirked at this.
'Serves the Teme right, that should teach him for making me wear this evil shirt and burn my other shirts,' Naruto thought darkly when he discovered when he looked for his other clothes, only to find them charred from Sasuke's fire justu during their struggles.
As he watched Sasuke being tortured by listening to Sakura when all he wanted was the pound the Blonde to the bed. But as Naruto continued to watched, he overheard what Sakura said about him and he started to see red. What pushes him over the edge was when Sakura wrapped her arms around HIS boyfriend and father of his child and LICKED him. Naruto snarled as he rushed over to his lover and ripped the pink thing and thrown her away and watched her with angry red eyes as she slowly picked her-self up.
"No one touches my man and gets away with it, bitch," Naruto snarled as his demon characteristics started to form without his noticed.
Sasuke blinked his eyes a few times from shock before smiling at his lover with love in his eyes.
'Let's see if Sakura can get her-self out of this alive,' Sasuke chuckled when he saw the panic look in the pink thing's eyes.
Sakura could not believe that Naruto was nearby and DARED to take her Sasuke-kun away from her arms. Shaking the fear away, she glared at Naruto before she opened her mouth.
"Your man, don't make me laugh. You took Sasuke-kun away from me and made him believe that he loves you and besides why would he stay with someone that is fat with someone that has the perfect body," Sakura snarled at Naruto.
Naruto growled in rage at this.
"First off, I did NOT take Sasuke away from you. You and Sasuke were never in a relationship in the first place! We confessed to each other on the same day that we started dating as a couple. Second off, what perfect body, all I can see is someone that starves themselves to impress someone instead of training to become stronger for their ninja career and I am not fat, I am pregnant with Sasuke's child," Naruto growled at Sakura, enjoying the pale look that Sakura gotten when she heard the last part.
Sakura was in shock when Naruto yelled at her about the news.
"What? Na-Naruto is pr-pregnant and with Sasuke-kun's child. No, it is not possible, you are lying, you demon!" Sakura screamed before running towards Naruto, ready to slam her fist into Naruto's stomach.
Naruto's eyes widen when he saw where Sakura was aiming her fist at, but he could get away, Sakura's fist was caught by Sasuke's hand before Sasuke's other fist slammed into Sakura's face, sending her back away from Naruto. Naruto turned his wide eyes from the pathetic girl on the ground towards his raven lover. Sasuke, his eyes turned from midnight black to blood red Sharingan, was breathing harshly and glared daggers at the would-be murder of his child.
Sakura shivered at the glare that Sasuke was given her.
'Why is he glaring at me? I didn't do anything wrong, so why is he glaring at me,' Sakura thought as she looked at Sasuke with fear in her heart.
Sasuke was pissed at Sakura. How dare she try to kill his unborn child just because she couldn't take the news well and to call his lover a demon, she crossed the line big time and he's not going to let her get away without punishment.
"Sakura, you bitch!" Sasuke snarled as he stepped closer with blood lust in his eyes, "you dared to kill my unborn child and you insulted my lover and you think you can get away with it!" Sasuke growled as he took another step closer, ready to rip her throat out and let the crimson blood flow out of her veins to dye the Earth deep red.
Sakura shook in fear from seeing the killer intent in Sasuke's eyes and tried to crawl backwards away from him. She only pulled herself away by two normal steps when Sasuke grabbed her throat and yanked her up with her toes barely touching the ground beneath her. Sakura's eyes widen, fearing what Sasuke was planning to do to her. This was not her plan; in fact, her plan backfired when Sasuke answered the door. Naruto was supposed to come to the door and she would make a big scene to the point where Sasuke would leave the Blonde and marry her. Now, she was in the air with Sasuke's hand wrapped around her neck. When she felt the pressure around her neck, she started to panic. She was going to die!
'No, I can't die. Not like this. It is all Naruto's fault for this mess, his fault that she was dying. His fault,' she thought as the edges of her vision started to become blurry and she started to have trouble breathing.
Suddenly, the pressure around her neck was gone and Sakura found her-self on the ground, coughing and wheezing from the lack of air. Looking up from her place on the ground, Sakura saw what caused Sasuke to let go. Naruto has his arms wrapped around Sasuke, HER SASUKE, and his head on his shoulder. Sakura couldn't hear what Naruto was saying do to the fact she was glaring at him, but suddenly Sasuke whipped his head towards Sakura with anger in his eyes.
"Sakura, because that Naruto didn't want to have any bloodshed, I will let you live. But remember this, Bitch, if you EVER harm my Naruto and my unborn child again, I will kill you," Sasuke snarled, his Sharingan spinning wildly in rage.
Sakura shaken in fear, but nodded in understanding, Sasuke looked at the shaking pink thing and pointed his finger back towards the leaf village, away from his house.
"Good, now get out of my yard before I give in my impulses and kill you now," Sasuke growled.
Sakura quickly got to her feet and ran back to the village, tears running down her cheeks. Naruto sighed as he leaned on Sasuke's shoulder; he was tired of all of the drama that Sakura brings with her every time she comes over. To her, Naruto stole Sasuke away from her and it gotten worse when he got out of the hospital after the incident. Sasuke wrapped his arm around Naruto's shoulder and places a kiss on Naruto's forehead. He knows Naruto was tired of this, but all that Sasuke can do was stood by his Blonde and support him when others won't.
"Hey Naruto, it is going to be all right. She won't harm you, not while I am alive," Sasuke said, his eyes turned from blood red back to midnight black that Naruto fell in love with.
Naruto nodded as he sighed again.
"I know, I just want it to stop," Naruto said tiredly.
"I know Naruto, I know," Sasuke said; tighten his hold on his blonde.
They stayed like that for a few moments before Sasuke walked Naruto back into the house and back to bed. As he was about to leave the Blonde alone, Naruto grabbed onto Sasuke's arm, causing Sasuke to raise an eyebrow.
"Can… Can you stay with me, Sasuke?" Naruto asked, hoping that the Rave would say yes.
Sasuke looked at the Blonde, a small smile started to form on his stoic face.
"Okay Naruto, I will stay," Sasuke said, moving the sheets away before wrapping them over both him-self and the Blonde.
Naruto smiled at his lover before drifting off to dream land. Sasuke looked down at Naruto, stroking the golden locks on his head.
'I love you, Naruto and I promise that no one will hurt you and our unborn child. If I fail to keep my promise, I will kill whoever hurt you and if you died, I will follow you into the afterlife, because you are the only one that holds my heart and you are my life, my soul, and my heart, Naruto,' Sasuke thought as he drifted off to sleep with his blonde lover in his arms.
Me: So how do you guys think about it?
Sasuke: You should have let me kill her.
Me: Don't worry, you will get your chance. Just not now.
Sasuke: Fine... Damn.
Me: *rolls eyes* Get over it and go to Naruto.
Sasuke: You don't have to tell me twice, kukukuku...
Me: Poor Naruto.