Me: I AM ALIVE, BITCHES! XD *gets hit with a lemon* OW!
Sasuke: Where the hell were you!? You were missing for TWO FUCKING MONTHS!
Me: I sorry! But I was swamped with work and my parents also kept me away from my laptop.
Sasuke: Grrrr... whatever.
Me: Anyway, ON TO THE STORY!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and characters, they all belong to Kistmoto Masashi.
Also, if you don't know by now that this story contians Yaoi, then where on Earth have you been?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Sasuke slowly cracked open an eyelid and looked at the clock by his side of the bed. It read 6:30am in bright green numbers.
'Who in their right minds would be banging on the door this early in the morning?' Sasuke thought as he laid his head back down on the bed with his arms around his pregnant lover.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Sasuke clenched his eyes shut, trying to ignore the banging and go back to sleep. He was hoping that whoever was banging his door would give up and go away so he can sleep.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Sasuke groaned as he slipped his arms out from around his lover and slowly got out of bed to see want the hell the person wants at this early in the morning. A small whimper was heard, making Sasuke turns his head to see Naruto opening his tired eyes and looking up at him.
"S'uke, what's wrong?" Naruto muttered his voice husky from sleep.
A tired smile was shown as Sasuke reached his hand and stroked Naruto's soft golden hair, making Naruto relax.
"I am going to get rid of the person for knocking on the door this early in the morning," Sasuke said gently.
Naruto nodded his head in understanding and laid his head back on the bed with his eyes slowly closing shut.
"Okay, just don't make a mess in the house," Naruto tiredly said.
Sasuke smirked at Naruto's comment.
"Hm, okay dobe," Sasuke said as he ducked from an airborne pillow to his head and silently laughed his Blonde lover's actions as he leaves the bedroom and down the stair before walking towards the door.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Sasuke's eyebrow twitched, annoyed at the person behind his front door. If he finds out that the person is only here for something stupid that doesn't involved a mission or Naruto, he is going to beat the living shit out of them and sending back to whatever shithole that they called home.
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Sasuke's eyebrow twitched again as he walks closer to the door with his hands forming into fist in anger.
'Really, this idiot couldn't wait until, oh I don't know, SOME TIME AROUND WHEN A NORMAL PERSON ARE UP AND ABOUT AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING!' Sasuke screamed in anger in his mind as he reached the door.
As Sasuke reached his hand to open the door, a slighted chill ran down his spine. Sasuke raised an eyebrow at this as he looked down at his hand and to the doorknob. He shrugged his shoulders and reached out to grab the doorknob, ignoring the second chill and throwing the door open. It was that moment when time start to tick slowly as Sasuke stared at the person outside of his house, wishing that he had checked outside before opening the door because standing outside of his house was the only person that could send chills down his spine, Iruka.
Iruka was standing outside of Sasuke's door with his hands in his pockets of his shinobi uniform, a kind smile, and his eyes closed.
Sasuke gulped at the sight of a calm Iruka. Sasuke learned in his years of dating Naruto that a calm Iruka is a dangerous Iruka. He learned the hard way when Iruka found out that Sasuke had, in Iruka's words, stolen his 'son's' purity as Iruka pounded Sasuke's head to the ground after mistaken Iruka's calm side as a good sign.
Sasuke was thinking of the possibilities of why Iruka was here, Iruka broke the silences.
"So… Uchiha… I have a few questions about some interesting news about Naruto last night," Iruka said, his voice calm, making Sasuke to slightly shake in fear.
"I-I don't u-understand," Sasuke stuttered, his fear growing by the second and taking a step back from the calm, dangerous man in front of him.
Iruka stepped closer to the frighten Uchiha.
"Oh really, that is not what I heard when Sakura was running through the village, screaming her lungs out," Iruka said.
Sasuke's eyes widen in horror and realization of what Iruka is talking about.
'Damn you, Sakura and your loud mouth!' Sasuke thought as he kept his eyes on his former teacher.
"W-what did S-Sakura screamed out, I-Iruka?" Sasuke asked, his voice shaken.
What happened next was something that haunted Sasuke from the last encounter with the calm man. As Iruka opened his eyes to look at Sasuke, his once soft, gentle brown eyes were now fired up and full of promise of endless pain of the young Uchiha.
"She screamed out that Naruto is carrying your child, you piece of shit!" Iruka snarled as he pulled out his knives and a wicked grin on his once calm face.
Now there are a few choices that Sasuke can do in this situation. He could A.) Scream like a girl while Iruka beat the living shit out of him, B.) Slam the door in Iruka's face, or C.) Run to safety. Of all the things he could have done, he had chosen answer D.) All of the answers above. Sasuke would rather jump off the cliff before admitted that he had scream like a little girl as he slammed the door shut and started to run around the house to lock everything to keep Iruka outside of his home and towards the only one that could calm down Iruka from his bloodlust, Naruto.
Naruto was sitting up on the bed, tired and slightly angry from all the screams and slams of the windows and doors as Sasuke rushed in and locked the bedroom door.
"Sasuke, what are you doing?" Naruto asked as he rubbed his right hand to wipe the sleep from his eyes as he looked at his frighten lover.
Before Sasuke could answer, a loud smash was heard as the door was kicked in from the bottom of the stairs.
"UCHIHA!" a loud, angry voice was heard as the wood of the door creaked as the person step on it, making Sasuke's eyes to widen to the size as large ramen bowls.
Naruto raised a blond eyebrow as he turned and looked at the frighten Raven.
"What did you do to make someone that angry, Sasuke?" Naruto deadpanned as he watched his lover growing paler by the second and rubbing his swollen stomach.
Sasuke looked like he about to faint from whatever was scaring him at the moment.
"Iruka found out about your pregnancy and he is planning to kill me for it," Sasuke said, turning paler as the sounds of footsteps were coming closer to where they were hiding.
Naruto just stared at him in disbelief.
"Iruka found out? How did he find out?" Naruto asked, his anger was heard in his voice.
"Iruka heard Sakura screaming about it when she was running through the village," Sasuke said.
Naruto closed his eyes and rubbed the bridge of his nose in frustration.
"Remind me to kick Sakura's ass after the baby is born," Naruto said, not looking at his lover.
Before Sasuke could answer Naruto's comment, the bedroom door started to shake.
"SASUKE UCHIHA, COME OUT AND FACE ME!" Iruka's angry voice yelled out as Iruka tried to get in.
Sasuke whimpered in fear as he ran around the bed and hid behind Naruto as the door started to splintered from the force of Iruka's strength. Naruto rolled his eyes from his lover's actions when the door fell to the ground and Iruka was standing outside of the room.
"Found you, you little shit," Iruka whispered evilly as Sasuke tried to make himself smaller behind Naruto's back.
Naruto looked at his father figure with annoyance before speaking up.
"Iruka, why are you scaring the father of my child?" Naruto said with annoyance coated his voice.
Iruka turned his hell-fired eyes from the young and frighten Uchiha towards his self claimed son.
Sasuke looked over Naruto's shoulder in wonder as he watched Iruka's face twisted itself from an angry sneer to soften, loving face of a father under a minute. He got to hand it to Naruto; his blond angel can turn almost anyone from being badass assholes, like himself, to caring people.
As Iruka started to calm down, Sasuke made the biggest mistake today by moving slightly from his hiding spot. As soon as Sasuke moved, Iruka whipped his head around and his cold, evil look returned to his once gentle features.
"Uchiha….," Iruka whispered that sent chills down the Raven's spine.
Before Sasuke can do anything, Iruka grabbed Sasuke's ankle and started to drag the fearful Uchiha to his doom. As Iruka was dragging the fearful Uchiha to his doom, Sasuke tried in vain to claw his way from his soon-to-be murder to freedom with his blonde.
"NO! PLEASE, HAVE MERCY, IRUKA, HAVE MERCY!" Sasuke screamed out as he was dragged out of the room where his lover was and towards the stairs that Iruka was pulling.
Naruto watched as Sasuke was dragged out of the room by his father-figure before his closed his tired eyes. Pinching the bridge between his eyes, Naruto sighed in frustration.
"Sakura, after I have given birth to my child, not only would I kick your ass, but I will do the things that Anko and Ibiki have taught me after I become chunin and become close friends to them," Naruto said his promised threat.
Somewhere in the village, a certain slut sneezed.
Meanwhile Sasuke was finally stopped being dragged by his psycho teacher in the middle of his backyard. He flipped his body over and sat up to look up to his soon-to-be murder, Sasuke shivered at the icy glare that Iruka gave him.
Iruka slowly removed his sharp knives, a thick rope, and duck tape from his bag of goodies. Sasuke's eyes widen as he watch Iruka doing this and when Iruka was done pulling the items out, Iruka spoke so softly, so cold that Sasuke could feel the temperature drop a few degrees and he could have sworn that he could see his breath forming a cloud.
"Let the fun began."
It took awhile for Naruto to make his way towards his father-figure and boyfriend. He sighed as he walked towards the backyard. He hated morning sickness, he really does. Luckily, it is getting to the point where he doesn't rush to the bathroom to worship the toilet every morning, but with all the stress lately, the morning sickness was coming back with the force. Another sigh escaped Naruto's lips before he opened the door that lead out to the pouch in the backyard. After walking onto the pouch, he turned his head, looking around to locate where Iruka had dragged Sasuke to. After a minute of looking, he rubbed his face, especially his eyes, looking between his fingers.
'Damnit, it is too early in the morning for this shit,' Naruto thought in tiredness and frustration as he looked at Iruka's handy work.
On the right side of the backyard, there stands this large oak tree, a few yards away from the tree belt. Naruto found his boyfriend, hanging upside down by his ankles, naked with what looked like a duck tape cover that covered his private area. His arms are tied in front of him with his hands holding together like Sasuke was praying for mercy, his mouth had a piece of duck tape taped over his mouth so no one can hear him scream, his eyes were as big as giant ramen bowls, and his skin was even paler than before, but what caught Naruto's attention was the knives that were sticking out of the wood around Sasuke's hanging body with small scratches where the knives have cut the skin and one of those cuts on his cheek had started to bleed, leaving a trail of crimson red blood down passed his left eye and dripping off his forehead to the grassy ground of the yard. Standing a few feet away from the scared Raven was none other but his father-figure, Iruka, with one of those sharp knives in his hands with an sinister smile spread across his face with an angry flame in those deep dark brown eyes.
Before Iruka can throw the last knife at the terrorized Raven, he heard someone clearing his throat. Turning his head, his eyes locked into tired, frustrated sky blue eyes of his son-figure. Looking closer to Naruto's face, Iruka noticed that his 'son' was paler then before he dragged Sasuke out to the yard, as if he…
Iruka's eyes widen before he let the knife drop from his hands and run over to his 'son', wrapping his arms around the pregnant nineteen year old.
"Naruto, are you okay? Why are you so pale? Did I do something to cause this? Please, Naruto, tell me," Iruka pleaded as he tighten his hold around the Blonde.
Naruto sighed before; he too, wrapped his arms around Iruka.
"Iruka, stop terrorizing Sasuke for getting me pregnant and stop all this drama. I don't want any more drama and stress right now. Please," Naruto begged, his arms tighten around his 'father'.
Iruka sighed before giving Naruto a tight squeeze and leading him back to the house.
Meanwhile, Sasuke was still hanging upside down on the tree. At first, Sasuke was filled with relief when Naruto came to the rescue, but after Iruka leaded Naruto back into and a few minutes past, Sasuke realized that they are not coming back to get him down. After awhile, Sasuke started to get light-headed and he knew that he had to do something before he passed out, or worse, Sakura finds him in this state and unconscious.
'Oh crap, she'll RAPEme if she finds me like this!?' Sasuke screamed in his mind as he starts thrashing, trying to break free from his bindings.
After a half hour, Sasuke was too light-headed to struggle any more. As his eyes started to roll back to his head, he heard a sound of the rope snapping and he felt himself getting lowered down to the ground. Trying to keep his eyes open, Sasuke looked up to see a blue blur with grey on the top. After looking at the blur for what was a few seconds, Sasuke closed his eyes, letting the darkness take over.
Kakashi sighed as he lifted the young Uchiha up from the ground after he cut the rope that was tied to his late student. Sometimes, his little uke can be really scary at times. He just hope that it wouldn't cause any more stress to the already stress out pregnant Blonde. After lifting up the unconscious figure in his arms and walked into the house where his lover and student were sitting on the couch in the living room.
Naruto looked up when Kakashi walked in to the threshold and noticed the unconscious Raven in his arms. As quickly as any four month long pregnant man could be, he got off the couch and cross the room to see what was wrong with his lover.
"It is okay, Naruto. Sasuke just on light-headed and fainted, so he will be out for a few minutes, okay?" Kakashi said, trying to calm down the pregnant teen.
Naruto nodded his head, but kept his eyes on his lover with his right hand caressing the pale cheek of the Raven. Slowly, he removed the tape from his pale lover's body and covered him with a blanket that they had on the couch for any reasons like this or cold nights. With Kakashi' and Iruka's help, all three took the unconscious teen to the couple's bedroom for the Raven to sleep the tiredness off. After setting the pale teen on the bed, Naruto climbed over the other side of the bed to watch over the teen and be there if Sasuke woke up and needed him.
When Kakashi was sure that Naruto and Sasuke were going to be okay, he took his lover and led him out of the room, down the stairs, and out of the door. After placing the door back in place, they started to walk away from the young couple. As they were walking down the dirt road that led up to the village, a smile was forming on his face.
'Now I have something to blackmail Sasuke if I needed something from him, kukuku,' Kakashi thought darkly as he continued to walk with his brown-haired lover by his side.
Me: Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha! I am so evil! :D
Sasuke: Wha... Why would you do that to me? T_T
Me: I felt like it. :D
Sasuke: So... Cruel... T_T
Naruto: *hugs Sasuke* Don't worry, I still love you.
Sasuke: :)
Me: But Iruka doesn't!
Sasuke: ... Don't remind me.
Iruka: SAUSKE YOU ARE SO DEAD!?
Sasuke: *screams like a girl before running off with Iruka chasing him with a chainsaw*
Naruto: Damnit, Now I have to save his pale ass. *walks off*
Me: *shouts* GOOD LUCK WITH THAT! *turning back* Anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter and I will see you in the next chapter or in 'Take My Pain Away'. Peace out, Phoenix out!