Me: I AM ALIVE BITCHES! XD

Draven: *clasps slowly and with a bored face* Yes yes we can all celabrate on that you are alive and breathing.

Me: *glares* Hey for all you know, I could have been in some glutter dying instead of trying to write the next chapters of my babies.

Draven: But it too you what, a year to post a new chapter? You got to admit, that is a long time.

Me: I was working at my job! It is not my fault that my boss's manager was an asshole to the point where my father asked me personaly that if she always sounds like an asshole when she called for me to work on my day off.

Draven: True, true, but still...

Me: *shakes head* I know, I know... but I still write in my notebook with I get the chance to sit down and write during my breaks and days off.

Draven: *rolls eyes* What ever you say...

Me: *gives him the two finger salute* Screw you. Anyway, enough talk. This guys would like to read the next chapter of this story. So Draven, would you do the honors?

Draven: *sighes* Fine. Phoenixtear101 does not own or make money off of this story. The characters belong to Masashi Kishimoto. Also this story has yaoi in it so if you have a problem with yaoi than GET THE HELL OUT AND NO FLAMES! Thoses who love yaoi, enjoy! *turns to me* Can I go now?

Me: Yes you can my minion.

Draven: *rolls eyes* Yes miss. *walks away*

Me: Enjoy the chapter!


Chapter 7: Surprise Surprise

Sasuke groaned in pleasure as he wiggled deeper in to the warm blankets as he continued to sleep. He had never felt so warm before, especially when…

Sasuke froze still; a small chill ran down his back. He had forgotten that Iruka was here and…

'Oh my God, what if Iruka is planning on murdering right now when I am fast asleep!?' Sasuke thought.

As Sasuke continued to panic in his mind, he heard a soft sigh before he felt something wrapped around his torso tighten a bit.

'Oh my God, is Iruka tying me up before he tortures me!?' Sasuke thought in panic mode.

Before Sasuke could do anything to protect himself and his balls, he heard another soft sigh.

"Sa… Sasuke…" a voice sighed softly.

Sasuke snapped his eyes open and he was faced to face with no one other then the mother of his unborn child, chasing any thoughts of his torturer. Long blond hair covered the closed lids that hid away his sky blue eyes of his uke's face. A small mumble escapes Naruto's ruby red lips as he snuggles closer the Raven, his swollen stomach pressed against him. A small smile broke through Sasuke's face as he raises his hand to brush the blond hair away before placing a small kiss on Naruto's forehead.

"I love you, Naruto," Sasuke said quietly.

Naruto mumbled something under his breath before blinking his sky blue eyes open to look up to a smiling Raven. Letting out a yawn, making the Blonde looked like a fox kit, Naruto gave a tired smile before leaning over to place a kiss on Sasuke's pale lips.

"Hey, feeling any better?" Naruto asked, moving himself to lean his back against the wall of the bed.

Sasuke rose a black eyebrow in confusion before the memories of what Iruka did to him came rushing back and beating him on the head, laughing like a madman that sounds almost like Itachi.

"Oh God… It wasn't a dream…" Sasuke gasped out before leaning heavily on the wall of the bed, his eyes widen in shock and horror.

Naruto chuckled as he scooted over and laid his head on Sasuke's shoulder and placed one of Sasuke's hands on top of his swollen stomach. He knew that Sasuke calms down when he rubs on his stomach when he first becomes pregnant. Slowly, Sasuke starts to calm down and continued to rub Naruto's stomach.

'Well, it could have been worse. Sakura would have come around when I was unable to protect myself,' Sasuke thought.

As soon as that thought crossed his mind, Sasuke stopped his hand and his eyes widen in fear. Naruto looked up and noticed Sasuke's fear-stricken face. Seeing the paler than normal face of the father of his child, Naruto placed his hand on Sasuke's cheek to gently push his head to face him, forcing Sasuke to look at him.

"Sasuke, what's wrong?" Naruto asked, worry laced in his voice.

It was Naruto's worry that snaps Sasuke out of his trance as he closes his eyes and with his free hand, he gently rubbed his cheek on Naruto's hand.

"I was thinking of what would happen if the She-devil came across me if Kakashi didn't save me in time," Sasuke spoke as a shiver ran down his spine.

Naruto scrunched up his nose in disgusted as he thought of what that pink nightmare got a hold of his Raven and father of his unborn child.

"I would tear her to shreds before she touches you without my permission," Naruto growled, his eyes squinted in anger.

Sasuke snorted in amusement as the tip of his lips quirked up in a smirk.

"And if you are in labor?" Sasuke asked.

Naruto thought for a moment before answering.

"I can always sick Iruka on her and have him drag your pale ass back to the room where I am giving birth in," Naruto said in a cheery voice with his foxy grin.

Sasuke snorted as he laughed at Naruto's answer. Naruto always knew how to make him smile even when he acts all serious, because Naruto looked too cute when he's serious or angry. Naruto gave a small laugh before nipping Sasuke's nose.

"See, there is nothing to worry about. You are just worrying for something that can be fixed by either me or Iruka, okay?" Naruto stated as he lean back to his Raven lover, eyes closed.

Sasuke snorted before he wrapped his arm around his pregnant lover, placing a kiss on Blonde's forehead. He was grateful of having Naruto in his life. Sasuke's life was dark and bleak before Naruto crashed in, dumped Ramen on top of him, kicked his ass back into gear, and pranced away with his heart in his hands. Sasuke would not change one thing… Well, not true. The only thing he would change was a certain slut to be put in the ground, 7 feet deep in the Earth with a stake in her heart, but one could dream of course. An evil smirk crept up on his pale face.

'Yes, that is the one thing that I would have change if I had the chance,' Sasuke thought.

Naruto snuggled into his pale lover, unaware of the thoughts that raced through Sasuke's head. At the moment for the first time this week, it was calm and peaceful. No crazy sluts, no over-protective father figures, no morning sickness, and no interruptions—

BANG! BANG! BANG!

Naruto groaned in frustration as he ducked his head under Sasuke's chin. He had hoped that it was going to be peaceful today, but someone up there in the sky decided that they are going to have guests, wanted or not. Sasuke growled as he glared at the spot of the floor where underneath the bedroom floorboards, the front door was located. Speaking of the front door…

"Hey Naruto, do you know who fixed the front door? Last thing I remember, Iruka broke it down from his last visit," Sasuke asked, hoping against hope that Naruto didn't fix the door by him-self.

"Kakashi fixed the door after he dropped off Iruka at the school," Naruto answered without removing himself from Sasuke's side.

Sasuke hummed at that.

"Remind me to thank Kakashi for that and saving me from certain death," Sasuke said, rubbing Naruto's arms and stomach.

Naruto was about to answer when another knock was heard from the front door. Another groan, Naruto slowly unwrapped himself off his pale lover and walked towards the stairway.

"Come on, let's see who is knocking on the door," Naruto said, not wanting to answer the door.

Sasuke sighed before got off the bed and putting on some sweatpants before following his pregnant lover.

"Okay, but if it is Sakura and her bullshit again, I will kill her," Sasuke growled before placing himself in front of Naruto once they reached the ground floor and heading towards the door.

"And I will not stop you," Naruto said as they arrived at the door.

"Good, I'm glad that you agree with me," Sasuke said, mentally preparing himself for the worse, "Ready, Naruto?"

Naruto nodded, wanting the person to go away. Sasuke nodded and with quick reflexes of the ninja that he is, he threw the door open and revealed…


Me: Dun dun DUNNNNNN! So what do you think? Who could be at the door? Tsunade? Ten ten? Pink-haired bitch? Find out in the next chapter! BYE MY FRIENDS AND READERS!