I'm back! Somebody actually reviewed this. Somebody actually read my story! Anyways I forgot to do that copyright stuff. Sorry please don't Sue me! Anyways lets get back to the story. Also these will be more longer but ill try to split it into chapters so enjoy! Alex edit this darn you!

Chapter 2-Ponyville

Alucard just stood there stunned, he knew he was no longer on earth. "Wait so you're telling me, you don't know where England is?" Alucard asked

"No we don't darling but if it's where you got that outfit than I would be glad to visit their" Rarity replied, admiring Alucards outfit.

Alucard didn't know what to do or say. He has seen some strange things, things that would make a man go insane. But talking pony hybrids was a bit much for the no-life-king. And if that wasn't bad enough, the more Alucard looked around, the more he thought he was in a 8 year old mind high on Meth. "Do you come from this placed called England alucard?" Twilight asked

Alucard snapped out of his daze and answered "no but I do live there. Is this a prank? Did Victoria set you up to this? Victoria you cheeky dick waffle get out here!" Alucard looked around and was only met with questioning looks from the 6 women around him.

Then in a pink blur pinkie pie came in front of alucard, inches away from his face despite how tall he was "oh are you from another planet, that's so cool! I've never met anyone from another planet, are you an alien? You look a little bit like us. Oh! Would you like some cake we have plenty! Also I've been meaning to ask you about your hat its even bigger than applejacks hat oh yeah and also-"

Pinkie was cut off when Applejack covered her mouth with her hand. "You'll have to excuse her, she does this when she meets meets new people" Applejack told Alucard.

Alucard simply nodded and sat down on a conveniently placed chair "Can one of you please tell me where I am? I would like to get a grip as to where I am" Alucard asked the six.

Twilight was the one to answer that question "oh! Well you're in ponyville! Which is ruled by our fair princess Celestia, who rules over the rest of equestria" she answered with a smile on her face

Alucard stood there silent for a moment then fell to the floor laughing. The six just stared, well five of them stared Pinkie joined Alucard in his fit of laughter. They were confused as to why this man was laughing, was he crazy or just as ecstatic as Pinkie Pie?

"Uh ecxuse me are you ok Mister?" Rainbow dash asked hovering over the laughing vampire.

Alucard slowly got up still chuckling a little bit "What kind of people name their town after a miniature horse!" Twilight was about to say something but she stopped herself and thought we did they name the town after a pony? The more she thought of it, the more sillier it sounded. She shook her head a little and faced Alucard

"Look Alucard, I am going to ask the princess about this place you call England. Spike!" Twilight said.

After Twilight called the name spike a little dragon came and faced the purple girl "Yes Twilight?" Spike asked saluting Twilight. He was about 3 feet tall but to Alucard he was as tall as a mouse.

"Come on Spike lets go write a letter to Celestia I need to ask her something" Twilight said already leaving the party. Spike soon followed but stopped to look at Alucard. Whoah this guy looks like he's as tall as discord. The baby dragon thought, and quickly followed Twilight out of the house.

"Well I would like to stay and get to know you better but I really must be going, I need to work on some dresses, see you around girls! And alucard" rarity said as she left. And as if raritys goodbye spread like the flu, her other friends had to leave. Applejack apparently had to do extra work on the farm, and rainbow dash said that she was going to catch some sleep.

The only ones that remained were Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, and Alucard. It has been at least 2 minutes of awkward silence and Alucard just standing in the middle of the room. It was Pinkie who broke the silence with a question for the vampire, "Are you a hairless monkey?"

Alucard raised a brow at the question, and was somewhat infuriated that he would be compared to the a monkey. But he couldn't deny that his appearance was of a human. But he just stayed silent and stared at Pinkie as if trying talk to her with his mind. And to Pinkies surprise, she heard a voice in her head.

Please do not compare me to a monkey, I am much more intelligent and strong compared to those animals. And then it was Alucards turn to be surprised because then he heard a reply in his head

Ooooh you can talk to people with your mind that's awesome!

How are you doing this girl?

Hm? Oh hey! I'm talking to you with my mind!

Yes you are, now can you please stop it. It's a bit weird.

Just then Pinkie spoke out loud to Alucard "Hey well it isn't exactly normal for someone to magically appear in the room, wait yes it is" Pinkie pondered what she said and almost didn't notice Alucard leave.

"Hey where are you going?" Pinkie , her head slightly cocked to the side.

Alucard smiled widely and answered "I'm going to go for a walk" he chuckled a bit as he left. Alucard walked outside, and got a headache from all the men and women of multiple colors. He just kept walking, getting glances from people here and there. He finally reached the end of the town. There was a forest. He smiled as he saw eyes from a distance staring at him, but just as he was about to dwell into the forest, something tugged on his coat.

"Are you trying to get yourself killed?!" Pinkie said as she was trying to pull Alucard, and was met with little success.

"I'm just gonna go explore" Alucard smiled as he continued to walk closer to the forest.

And then Pinkie shouted something "PINKIE STRENGTH ACTIVATE!" Alucard had little time to respond as he found himself being dragged away by the pink girl.

"Let me go!" Alucard demanded surprised that a girl could so easily drag him away.

Pinkie just ignored him and stopped for a moment "hmmm oh! Until you find a house you can stay with Twilight in her library! I'm sure she wouldn't mind!" Pinkie said with a smile on her face.

Alucard just accepted the fact that he was being dragged and crossed his arms in defeat. "How did you even find me?" Alucard asked Pinkie to which she replied "Well I followed you silly!" Before Alucard can say anything his leg was dropped and he found himself in front of a tree that was a house.

Pinkie knocked on the door 3 timed before she was met with her friend Twilight. "Oh hey Pinkie and why are you dragging the new-"

Twilight was cut off as Pinkie interrupted "Well I thought to myself if this man had any place to live and I'm guessing he didn't so I thought he could live with you since fluttershy is too shy, rainbow dash lives in the clouds, applejack is too far away, and the writer can't find any interesting situations with Rarity, maybe he is thinking of some but it is far too late for that now!"

Twilight had no idea what to say so she said yes which pinkie replied by walking in and setting Alucard on the floor of the library. "Thank you Twilight!" Pinkie said and closed the door on her way out. Twilight stared at Alucard as Alucard stared at her. It was only a matter of time when somebody broke the silence. Then Twilight blinked.

Alucard smiled and said "You blinked, I won"

Cristian: So what did you guys think of this chapter? I hope I did better than my last one, and for you Hellsing fans don't worry, we will get to Alucards amazing talents soon!

Alex: No you won't

Cristian: Hey this is my story!

Alex: This is my profile, and I can change whatever I want. DUN DUN DUN! Nah just kidding, or am I?! DUN DUN DUN!

Cristian: Touche my good friend, Touche. Anyways review so I can do better from my mistakes!

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