In case some of you are wondering, yes, there is a romance battle in this story, but it will not involve around the Wolf Boss and Tigress, although it is included right after the battle ends along with Tai Lung. Once you reached the end of this chapter, you'll see. Anyway, enjoy! :)


KFP: The Kung Fu Masters' Visit

Ch. 3: A Romance Battle

Later, we see Shen preparing himself to battle against Tigress with his sword and daggers while the Soothsayer watches.

"Are you practicing for something, my lord?", asked the Soothsayer.

"I'm going to battle against Master Tigress", said Shen, "Call it a... romance battle, to be exact."

"A romance battle?", asked the Soothsayer, "And what kind of a romance battle is it, might I ask?"

"It's a battle where someone can seduce a beautiful young warrior with the arts of Kung Fu", explained Shen, "That's what a romance battle is about."

Then, Tigress appears in the top of the stairway to his throne room.

"Well, Tigress", said Shen, "You might be wondering why I'm using these daggers, do you?"

"Tell me, your lordship", said Tigress.

"I'm practicing", said Shen, "for a battle against you, my dear. A battle that would make me... seduce you for love."

"Oh, really?", asked Tigress, "Well, why won't we keep this a secret? If we do, no one would know, but if Tai Lung finds out about that, he and I will tell Po, the Dragon Warrior about it. How does that sound?"

"Sounds a lot more interesting to me, Master Tigress", said Shen, "Since you're spending the night here in this rebuilt tower, we shall do this right now. Like, say... three minutes if given the chance."

"With pleasure", said Tigress and prepared herself to wait for Shen to sharpen his sword.

Then, after a moment of silence, the two fought valiantly against each other. Shen had the advantage at first by distracting the tiger Kung Fu master with his daggers, but before he can pin her to a table near his throne, Tigress quickly dodges another one of his daggers and tackles the peacock overlord. She jumps into the air and lands on the ground perfectly while Shen charges towards her with his sword. After a few swipes, Tigress dodges every one of them before she uses her kick attack on Shen.

The peacock overlord, however, manages to keep going, but when he's about to attack the tiger Kung Fu master, Tigress uses her final attack that knocks him to the ground with her double fists of fury technique. Shen gets up and after he see little bits of bruises here and there, he becomes impressed at the Kung Fu master's motivations within her Kung Fu.

"Very impressive", said Shen, "I have always dreamt that a Kung Fu master like yourself would lay down his life for others to fight against an overlord."

"All the same, your eminence", said Tigress, "and for a peacock like you, Lord Shen, you're very impressive with a little bit of your fighting skills."

Then, we see Tai Lung and Wolf Boss entering the throne room before the peacock overlord can easily seduce Tigress.

"Whoa!", said Wolf Boss.

"Well, well, well, Shen", said Tai Lung, "Looks like my wife is really looking forward to have some sexual time with you, does she? Because I really want to join in the fun as well."

"Same here", said Wolf Boss and stares at Viper for a moment before he smiles seductively.

"Charming", said Viper and wraps herself around the wolf's body before she lifted her head to look at his devilish looking eyes. Wolf Boss caresses her chin and the wolf and the snake kissed each other before they fell to the ground while holding each other. The snow leopard and the peacock overlord got a hold of Tigress before they walked with her.

"Come with us to my room and I would like you to wear something", said Shen.

"Oh, you have clothing here?", asked Tigress, "Intriguing."

Later, we see Shen and Tai Lung dressed in robes while they smoked some Chinese cigarettes. While they blew a lot of smoke, we see Tigress in a beautiful red silk robe. They turned around and the sight of the red silk robe made the snow leopard feel very sexually horny.

"Tigress", said Tai Lung and walked towards her before he held her, "That silk is so infuriatingly seductive. It makes you feel... irresistible and very foxy."

"Thanks, Tai", said Tigress and Wolf Boss appears with Viper wrapped around his chest.

"Does anyone want to come with me to the spa in Gongmen City?", asked Shen, "It's only a few blocks from here and it'll make you three feel acquainted."

"With pleasure, Shen", said Tai Lung and after a moment of him and Tigress holding each other and kissing each other, they walked with the two to the spa where they relax for nearly an hour and a few minutes.

"Ah, what a day", said Viper, "This is getting so good so far."

Then, Wolf Boss and Viper lay down next to each other before they started to kiss each other. Shen, while watching, turns away from the others and sees Tai Lung stroking Tigress's head gently before the peacock sat next to her.

"Whatever it is that you're trying to do, Shen?", asked Tai Lung.

"Making sure this lovely tigress here is comfortable enough", said Shen and Tigress quickly wakes up and gets out of the hot tub. She then prepares herself to have a little battle against Tai Lung and then Wolf Boss, who watches her purr in the most sexiest way possible.

"You go, girl", said Wolf Boss.

"Thank you, Wolf", said Tigress, "You ready, sweetie?"

"Ready when you are, sweetheart", said Tai Lung and growls sexually before the two started to fight. They dodged each other's attacks in about 30 seconds until the snow leopard gained the upper hand in knocking her out for a moment, but Tigress quickly gets back up having endured the punch on her stomach. She then manages to dodge Tai Lung's nerve attack and kicks him in the chest. After that, she uses her final attack by giving him double kick in the face. Tai Lung and Tigress stopped and took a few breaths.

The snow leopard bowed respectfully to Tigress and got back in the tub. Wolf Boss feels a lot engaged before he prepares himself to fight against Tigress. The wolf and tiger Kung Fu master fought for nearly two minutes. The first half minute revolved around Wolf Boss having the upper advantage, but Tigress dodges them and quickly beats him to the ground. The others clapped as the two battles have impressed them for the moment the three got off the tub.

"You're a fair fighter, Tigress", said Wolf Boss, "Maybe you're not so bad after all."

"Then I guess that makes us even", said Tigress and the two shook their hands gently. The next morning, we see the three setting sail off the Gongmen City harbor while the peacock overlord, the Soothsayer, and Wolf Boss smiled at them. They waved their arms "goodbye" and the three shouted, "See you next time, guys!", "It was nice seeing you three again", "We'll see you again, soon."

After the boat float a few miles away from Gongmen City in about a few hours, we see Tai Lung and Tigress looking at the stars before they spoke to one another.

"Tigress, I have to ask you one simple thing", said Tai Lung.

"Anything", said Tigress.

"However did you meet those three?", asked Tai Lung.

"Well, it may be a long story", said Tigress, "But... Shen had something to do with Po's family."

"Po has a family?", asked Tai Lung, "I... didn't know about that. Did it happen to him before when he became the Dragon Warrior?"

"Ask Po", said Tigress, "He might tell you once we get back to the Valley of Peace."

"I suppose you're right", said Tai Lung and the two Kung Fu masters went back to their sleeping posts in their boat.


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