Hidans POV

"Like what you see?" I asked.

I had tried hard to ignore the little minx, that Uchiha fucker would behead me if he knew I wanted her. I don't fucking care if they told her she could have sex with an entire village, I wouldn't be able to control myself if I got my hands on her. Not screwing her brains out while she was sleeping was hard enough. Teasing her though? I couldn't help that

I splayed my hands over my bare chest in an implying gesture. Kakuzu stood beside me, fresh out of the shower, still having a towel wrapped around that perfect waist. Jashin must be in a giving mood tonight, because this was just too much. A gorgeous half asleep little masochist on the bed in-front of me and my half naked sadistic lover beside me. I watched her mouth open and a blush creep across her cheeks. Her long teal her was tossed over to one side and the over-sized shirt she was wearing showed off her scarred shoulders perfectly. I don't even like women; quite frankly never have. When I walked in on Itachi getting pleasured, though, the look on that cold bastards face convinced me that this child was sin herself.

Kakuzu nudged me slightly, and when I looked up at him he gave a barely perceptible nod.

Jashin forgive me.

"I think you do, don't you Katani?" I teased.

"I think I should receive some sort of payment for letting you sleep in my bed," that greedy old miser said, bending down close to her ear. "Don't you, Hidan?"

I've never seen him act like this with anyone, hardly even myself. This fucking storm must be messing with everyone's head today.

I moved off the bed and crouched in-front of her, tucking my finger under her chin and looking into those opaque eyes. She wanted it; lust was heavy on her lids. I suppose I can't deny such a strong desire. I will have to do a lot of praying after this.

Before I could pull her lips closer to mine, she completed the gap herself. Her lips were needy, and when I slid my tongue against them she opened without hesitation. The fiery cavern that was her mouth was glorious. The battle for dominance, if there even was one, was short lived, and she allowed me full access to every crevice she could offer. She tasted like pure peppermint, and how she could be icy cold and yet so hot at the same time I will never know. I felt her soft hands wrap around my neck and her body press flush into mine. We kissed like that for a little, breaking for air every now and then before I felt it; rough, knowing fingertips making their way down my back. I moaned, surprised, and arched my back into that seductive touch.

Kakuzus POV

The way that sexy little zealot arched under my fingers was amazing. I wanted him, and I wanted him to make that child scream under him as I took his body and claimed it. I hooked my fingers in his waist band and leaned down over him, my growing erection pressing against that tight heat. "Take her," I purred for his ear only. He shivered deliciously, and pulled the girl under him lacing his fingers in her tight pants and yanking them down.

"Ah.. Hidan!" She squeaked.

I fully removed the Jashinists bottoms, as well as the towel I donned, and ran my finger down past his puckered entrance. I probed him slightly, pulling away when he tried to back into me. He growled into Katanis wet slit, which he was currently ravishing with his lips. She looked like she was trying to struggle, so I decided to help him out by threading her legs so they were forced open. Listening to the moaning mass on the bed made me want to take him that much more. I slipped in two fingers, not bothering to try and be gentle anymore. I didn't have the patience to be gentle.

"Fuck," Hidan groaned when I started scissoring him roughly. He was fingering Katani just about as fast as I was him, so I decided to make things more interesting. After all, this was the payment that I requested. I pulled out my fingers, earning a whine of disappointment, before positioning myself with his tight hole and thrusting with force. He mewled in pleasure gasping and tightening his muscles around me. I groaned, pulling out just as quickly and forcing myself back in.

"So.. fucking tight Hidan.." I husked into his ear.

My hands gripped his waist tightly while I began to pump into him roughly. Watching my swollen cock getting surrounded by all that pale flesh could have made me cum by itself.

He was still tongue fucking Katani, who now had a thin sheen of sweat on her. He groaned when I brushed past that precious bundle of nerves and pushed that perfect ass onto me harder. I barely hit it again, knowing that I was driving him crazy. My movements slowed and I smirked at the loud moan I earned when I finally hit his spot dead on.

"Kakuzu.. please.." He begged when he turned away from the writhing body under him.

"Please what Hidan?" I asked, sheathing myself into him and once more hitting that spot of ecstasy.

There was a loud groan of please from under me, and I watched Katani arch her back beautifully. Doesn't surprise me, that immortal has a way with his mouth. Now, though, Hidan was done using that pretty little mouth and I can listen to him moan properly.

I grabbed his shoulders, throwing my head back with my mouth parted, and began pounding mercilessly into his body. I took one hand and curled it around in his hair, pulling his head back. The girls essence was still on his lips every time I entered him he let out a wanton moan. He was perfect this way; muscles rippling and spasming under me. I finally felt my release coming, and tightened my grip on him. With his cock rubbing against the sheets like that, I'm sure he is nearing his too. Keeping the hand in his hair I reached under him, grabbing the neglected member and pumping in time with my thrusts. There was so much pre-cum at first I thought he had already came, but the way he was still pushing against me said otherwise.

"Ngh.. Fuck Kakuzu I'm close!"

I pushed in again, hitting his prostate dead on and releasing my seed in his tight entrance. He moaned exceptionally loud, and thick ribbons of cum coated my hands. I would have stayed, slumped over him in a sweaty mess, but there was a certain Teal-haired female that needed to be released from my threads. I pulled out of him slowly and freed Katani's legs, eyeing the slick trail in-between them. I expected some sort of response after Hidan basically got off of her, but she was asleep. Dead asleep. So asleep actually that I became worried and checked her pulse to make sure she was alive.

We ended up pushing the two beds together and sleeping with her in the middle. It honestly felt good to have soft feminine curves press against you. I ended up slipping one my shirts onto her limp form, because Hidan obviously doesn't own any. The rain had long since stopped and I could hear members returning to the base. Katani sighed, rolling over and nuzzling her head onto my chest.

Katanis POV

I woke up beside the Zombie duo to loud music playing in the living room, yelling, pots falling, and lots of cursing. I smile, knowing that everybody is home now, and I can tell 'Tachi-kun all about the little adventure I had last night. I notice Kakuzu has taken the liberty of loaning me his shirt, which I may never return to him due to that intoxicating manly scent. Both of them seem to be asleep, so I try to crawl over Kakuzu without waking him up. When I'm about to touch the floor, a strong hand grabs my arm and pulls my down to him. His face, beautiful in all its scarred glory, smiles at me with his eyes closed and plants a chaste kiss on my lips before letting me go. I blush at the simple act, and crawl off of him with a warm feeling in my stomach. I completely disregarded my pants, too excited to see Itachi to care that I was about to enter a room full of guys in nothing but a long shirt.

I opened the door with a smile, seeing Deidara and Sasori arguing about art, Zetsu yelling at Tobi for turning up the music, and my amazing two lovers in the kitchen making breakfast. I walked over to Itachi while rubbing my eyes, inhaling the sugary scent of his shampoo mingling with maple sausage. "I.. missed you 'Tachi-kun," I said innocently, wrapping my arms around his waist and looking up at him. He barely smiled, enough for my eyes only, but it was enough to let me know that he missed me too. It was rare he and I showed our affection in front of the others. Our love was much more deep rooted and spiritual. I released him so he could continue cooking, and went over to Kisame who was at the table. "I missed you too Kisa-chan," I joked, wrapping my arms around his neck while I firmly planted my bare bottom in him lap. He blushed a light shade of purple and held me.

"I.. uh.. missed you too 'Tani," he said kissing my sweetly on the lips.

"Good, because I'm hungry." was my response as I began picking at his half eaten omelette while the rest of the food was getting served.

"'Tani.. that's my food."

He pouted cutely and crossed his arms.

"I know.. but your food is betteeer," I pretended to whine. I was going to actually try and muster up a fake tear but someone cleared their throat behind me.

"Are you sure about that..?" Itachi asked, standing there with two plates of the yummy goodness that is breakfast. He started walking to our room after saying "I guess I'll just eat all of this then."

I jumped off of Kisames lap and beat Itachi to the door, jumping on our bed and peeking out from under the blankets. A fork was placed into my 'spy hole' that had thick piece of sausage on it. He threw the covers back when I retrieved the food, smiling at me dumbly. "I missed you too, Katani."

We stayed in our room the rest of the day, enjoying the company of one another. No sex, no foreplay, just breathing and relishing in the fact that the other one was breathing. I never had sex with Itachi anyway. With him, with us.. we made love.

AN/ Well.. that was my first attempt at smut. I don't know who Katani will be with next.. but if you have any suggestions let me know! Thanks for reading and look forward to the other (more serious and yet so twisted) works that I'll be posting with in the next week or so.