I will not be continuing the challenge after this chapter. I FUCKING HATE THE CHALLENGE. Instead, I have reworked the storyline, added a fucking plot and ditched the mindless fluff. The chapter should be up in a few days, after Ive written it and beta'd it. Sorry about the challenge but I can't do it. I don't like feeling locked into my writing and prompts do that to me. I hope you enjoy this chapter because it will be the last of the mindless fluff.

"Fucking Reed!" Tony grumbled looking down at his rather larger than normal chest. "Steve, come out of bathroom. We can't fix this if one of us is gone." Steve walked out of the bathroom a scowl on his beautiful face. Tony had to admit, Steve was beautiful as a girl.

The fight had been so straightforward, they hadn't needed the help of Reed Richards- supreme fuck up. The world just hated Tony. That's what it was.

"Fucking Reed!" Steve's higher, sweeter voice said.

Steve never swore, well hardly ever. He was mad too. Tony couldn't blame him. They had been fighting Doom bots around the city. There had been outbreaks of the little evil things in multiple stops so that had broken up into teams. The Avengers had gotten the call and thought they were on their own. Hardly any other superhero came to help when The Avengers were on the job. They had broken into teams of two, and Steve and Tony had been unlucky enough to find Reed in the area they had been assigned. They had been shocked to find him there, but considering Victor Von Doom was Reed's arch nemesis, he supposed he should have known. He had been trying out a new machine, but it didn't work the way it was supposed to. Instead it blew up and Steve and Tony got caught in the blast.

Thankfully, Sue had given them some of her clothing to wear, it was very uncomfortable walking around as a girl, in the Iron Man suit. Steve had looked just as uncomfortable in the Cap costume.

They had been wondering around the Baxter building for the better part of six hours, waiting on Reed to fix his mistake. Sue was fielding calls from Fury and The Avengers. Tony had opted not to tell them about being changed into women. Clint would never let them hear the end of it.

Ben was still dealing with clean up and Johnny...

"Wow! Who are the babes?" Johnny's voice rang through the room. Steve cringed, Tony knew Steve didn't want anyone seeing him the way he was. Tony couldn't blame him. He'd seen a lot of things as an Avenger, but being transform from Tony to Toni had not been one he had expected. He had asked Steve, jokingly of course, if he could call him Stephanie the first time he'd seen him. The glare he got told him everything he needed to know.

Tony glared, "Shut it, flameboy."

"Tony, be nice." Steve admonished, walking passed both men, well one man and one used to be man.

"Steve, I am not a babe, I will not be called that." Tony said, placing his hands on his hips. It made Steve followed Steve down the hall. "Plus, after that kiss between him and Darcy I saw a few nights ago, he doesn't get to talk about babes."

Steve stopped walking suddenly, causing Tony to crash into him. Tony rubbed his chest, making a note not to smash boobs into things, especially rock solid super soldiers, that hurt.

"What kiss?" Steve asked, turning back to look at Tony and Johnny.

Tony smirked, he had warned Johnny. He hadn't told Steve about the kiss he had seen, hadn't seen a reason to until then.

"Whoa, what? Steve? Tony?" Johny said looking between the two girls. "I'm going to need therapy after this."

"What kiss?" Steve said again, stepping closer to Johnny. Johnny's features went pale as girl Steve grabbed him around the collar and planted him against the wall.

"Steve," Tony said, placing a slim hand on Steve's arm. It was really weird, the two of them being so much smaller than they were used to. Still Steve had his super soldier strength. "I don't think Reed will help us get our real bodies back if you kill his brother-in-law."

"I will kill you, if I see her shed one tear of sadness over you. One tear and I swear, they will never find your body." Steve let go of Johnny and he slid to the ground, a crumpled heap, gasping for breath.

"Told you." Tony said, looking down at Johnny.

Steve rounded on him, "I'm not finished. You knew about him and Darcy and didn't tell me."

Tony swallowed, he should have seen that one coming. He had kept the knowledge about Johnny and Darcy to himself, admittedly, it was a bad choice. Meeting Steve's eyes, he said, "I wasn't sure how to tell you." Which was true. It wasn't exactly a conversation someone wanted to have with an overprotective brother.

"She's a big girl, Steve." Tony said looking down at Johnny again. "But, if he hurts her, I'll help you dispose of the body."

Steve nodded and started to walk away. Tony was pretty sure he heard Johnny say she was worth it, but he wasn't going to ask. He wanted his body back. The arc reactor placed between large breasts was uncomfortable.

"Oh good! I think I have figured out how to reverse the...iIssue."

Tony rolled his eyes, leave it to Reed to turn Captain America and Iron Man into girls. Steve was hot as a chick, but he really wanted his Captain back. Plus, being a girl was uncomfortable. How anyone worked around the boobs was beyond him. Not that he hadn't given himself ample time to play with them while he was changing out of the Iron Man suit. He was Tony Stark after all. But tripping over things because he couldn't see his toes and crashing into things was annoying and he wanted his body back. He hated being a girl.

"Right, well, you may want to change back into your suits, I don't think you will fit in Sue's clothing after you change back."

Tony and Steve helped each other change, neither of them could figure out how to get their arms behind them to unhook the bras. How the hell women did that on a daily basis, Tony didn't want to know. He was now firmly against all things bra related.

Reed led them into a chamber, that would contain the blast and hopefully change them back.

"3...2...1"

The box that Tony and Steve stood in lit up and Tony closed his eyes. He could feel himself getting taller, things within him changing. The box heated up and Tony felt like he had been placed inside the sun. His skin burned. Beside him, he could feel Steve, hear him gasping in pain.

The light and heat died and he and Steve stepped out of the box, gasping for air, but male and that was all that mattered.

"Oh sweet baby Jesus. Thank you God." Tony said, laying down on the cool floor. Steve followed nodding. Reed Richards was officially on Tony's "I don't like you" list.

"Oh good, it worked." Reed's face loomed over Tony.

"You," he pointed at the face of the world's dumbest smart guy, "will pay for that."

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