Chapter Six: The Petsburg Hotel

A/N: I haven't updated this story in a while. So I'll now post another chapter.

Dudley was driving his T.U.F.F. Mobile with his former partner, Kitty. The two were very tired, and stopped at a hotel to rest. Meanwhile, Snaptrap and his goons were hiding in a bush. They were spying on the two.

''Okay Larry, go mace the two T.U.F.F. agents.'' said Snaptrap.

''But, Snaptrap, T.U.F.F. shut down a month and a half ago.'' replied Larry.

''It did?''

''Shhh~! Puppy and Katswell are going in!'' said Ollie.

''Quick! Run up to them!'' commanded Snaptrap to Larry.

Larry started running, but the two went inside. He followed them, and after Dudley and Kitty got the reservations for a room for the two of them, he maced their faces, and then pulled out a tranquilizer. But before Larry could shoot it, Kitty tackled him, went inside the hotel room, and then threw him out the window into a swimming pool.

Dudley went inside. He said, ''What happened?''

Kitty replied, ''Oh, nothing. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. You order dinner for the both of us, ok?''

''Alright.''

Larry came back to Snaptrap. He told them how the plan failed.

''Damn it! We're never going to win the battle against that cat and his stupid friend! Never, never, never!'' screamed Snaptrap.

''Don't worry, Snaptrap. I have another plan which might work.'' said Ollie.

''Tell me, Ollie. What is it?''

''We'll kidnap them.''

''That's it?'' said Snaptrap. ''We just kidnap them? What happens next?''

''We hold them for ransom.'' said Ollie.

Snaptrap rejected the plan. ''No way. Too cliché. We need another plan. How about… We make a robot. A robot will drive Puppy and Katswell insane. They'll have to get out of the hotel because of the robot. It's a perfect plan! Hahahahaha!''

Dudley and Kitty were both inside their hotel room when the food Dudley ordered arrived.

''Dudley, when I said to you 'Order dinner for the two of us', I meant some dinner, not all of the dinner available from room service.'' said Kitty.

''I didn't know what you wanted.'' replied Dudley.

There was a knock at the door. Kitty opened it, and there was a crudely-made robot, who was just standing there.

Snaptrap was inside the robot's body, and thus was controlling and voicing it.

''Beep! Beep! I'm-a-robot! Beep! Beep!'' went the robot.

Kitty stood there puzzled. ''Why are you here? Do you want something?'' she said.

No one said anything. Then, the robot said ''Beep! Beep!'' again. Kitty still wanted to know why he was at the door. The robot said ''Uhh… Beep! Beep! I'm Sna-I mean, Robo Man. I-Beep!-am here because-Beep! Beep! Beep!'' Kitty hit the robot. ''Beep~! I am here because-Beep!-I-Beep!-want-Beep!-to-Beep!-marry-Be ep!-''

''No, I'm not going to marry you.'' yelled Kitty.

''Why not? I'm-Beep!-perfect-Beep!-marrying-Beep!-materi-Beep !-al!'' said Robo Man.

Kitty got mad. ''No you aren't. You beep too much and you're the stupidest robot I've ever seen. Now go away!'' She slammed the door in his face and said to Dudley, ''Can you believe this? Some robot came to the door and he told me she wanted to marry me!''

Robo Man knocked on the hotel room door. Dudley opened it. That robot was still there at the door. But then, he came inside. ''Hey, Robot Person. If you want to marry Kitty, you can't, because she dosen't like you.'' Dudley said.

''Oh, I'm not-Beep!-gonna-Beep!-marry her! I'm gonna kill-Beep!-both-Beep!-of you!'' screamed the robotic man. He pulled out a knife and started chasing Dudley and Kitty with it. The two started screaming as they ran. Robo Man was laughing at their misery, when suddenly he crashed into a wall. Snaptrap popped out, and said:

''Ow~! I'll get those two yet! I just need to fix the robot first.''

Meanwhile, (former) agents Puppy and Katswell were still running. They stopped to call Keswick to tell him about the robot.

Keswick was watching an episode of ''Spider-Mutt'' when the phone rang. He picked it up and said, ''Huh-huh-hello?''

''Keswick, we need your help!'' cried out Kitty.

''Yeah! There's a robot chasing us! I think he's insane!'' yelled Dudley.

''A robot, huh? Where are you two anyway?'' said Keswick.

The two told Keswick the name of the hotel they were staying at, the address, how to get to it, how the robot ended up in the building, and some other information. After the two hung up the phone, Keswick called the taxi service to get a cab to go there.

He arrived at the Petsburg Hotel (the place where the two partners where staying at) to help Dudley and Kitty capture the robot. Keswick snuck in the building and tried to find them. He saw Robo Man running around also trying to find Dudley and Kitty.

''Hey, you muh-muh-must be the robot that was chasing Dudley and ka-Kitty.'' said Keswick.

Snaptrap had fixed up Robo Man a few minutes before Keswick came. ''Uh, uh, Beep! Beep! I'm-a-robot! Name's-Beep!-Robo Man!''

''Where are my fuh-fuh-fuh-friends?''

''If-Beep!-were-Beep!-talking-Beep!-about-Beep!-Pu ppy and-Beep!-Katswell, then-Be-'' Robo Man's arm fell off, revealing Snaptrap's arm. ''Bee~p.''

''Oh man, it's va-va-Verminious Snaptrap!'' screamed Keswick.

''Of course it's me, Keswick! This was part of my plan-Beep!-to scare off Puppy and Katswell! Too bad-Beep!-they escaped-Beep!-though.''

''Didn't they tuh-tell me that you added a buh-buh-buh-beep after most words in your sentences? You only added 3 beeps to your tuh-tuh-twenty-two word sentence.'' pointed out Keswick.

''I don't care if I add a beep to my sentences or not! The two fools are far away; I need to catch them!''

Snaptrap burst out of the Robo Man costume, got his knife out, and ran off. Keswick chased him, and the two saw Dudley and Kitty.

''There he is! I'll kill these two if it's the last thing I do!'' yelled out Snaptrap.

Snaptrap continued running with Keswick after him.

Meanwhile, the other two were in their hotel room. While Dudley was indulging in the food he ordered from room service (before the robot started pestering him and Kitty.), Kitty was waiting for the police to come catch Robo Man. She said, ''You think they caught him yet?''

Dudley stopped eating for a second to say, ''Who?'"

''That robot guy. I think he's just Snaptrap in disguise.''

''Snaptrap… Dang it, why did he have to trick us?'' asked Dudley.

''He's a bad guy, Dudley! A bad guy, don't you get it?'' said Kitty.

''I knew that, but…''

Dudley stopped before he finished his sentence. He heard someone running.

''Quick! Open the door!'' he commanded, as Kitty unlocked the door. They stepped outside, and found out the ''someone'' was actually policeman from the Petsburg National Police, going after Snaptrap. Keswick ran to the two, and said:

''You nuh-nuh-know they're trying to arrest Snaptrap?''

''How did you know that?'' asked Kitty.

''I saw them... And I tuh-told them tuh-that Snaptrap was actually that ro-ro-ro-robot you were talking about.'' said Keswick.

''Robo Man?'' assumed Dudley.

''Yes.''

The policemen caught Snaptrap and took him to the front desk of the Petsburg Hotel.

''This dirty rat was chasing a dog and a cat with a knife while wearing a robot costume,'' explained one officer.

''Really? That's cruel! And admittedly, strange. A robot costume?'' said the hotel manager as he laughed at the last part.

''He really needs to be in a mental institution. And I also think his friends-'' said another police officer, as he pointed to Larry, Ollie, and Francisco. '-need to be taken in as his accomplices.''

Five men from the nearby mental institution entered, and took away Snaptrap and his minions.

''Arghh~!'' yelled out Snaptrap. ''Curse you, Puppy and Katswell!''

Dudley, Kitty and Keswick were standing outside the Petsburg Hotel.

''Well, Keswick? How would you like it if you came with us on our adventures?'' suggested Kitty.

''Hmm… I haven't really ca-ca-ca-considered it yet, but-'' said Keswick.

''Sometimes, we need help. I sold off half of my T.U.F.F. gadgets to help pay my house rent. It's too expensive, ok?'' explained Dudley.

''And sometimes, even when we do have our gadgets, we might end up in a situation when there's no one to help save us. You might be a good helper.'', Kitty added.

At this point, Keswick caved in. ''A good helper… Alright, I'll huh-huh-help you.''

''Yay!'' said Dudley and Kitty.

And so, Dudley and Kitty have found another person to help them out. What will happen next? Will Snaptrap burst out of the looney bin and commit more crimes? Will more villains enter the scene? Will the three attempt to restart T.U.F.F.?

Answers, whenever, same site, same channel.

To be continued…