Hey! so this story turned out longer than i thought... and I hope you guys enjoy this (or not) Arigatou, Minna!

Disclaimer: I don`t own Fairy Tail

Natsu`s P.O.V. This was the first thing I heard when I wake up, "Marry me, Reptilicus. I am so lonely! Please!"

Oh hell naw! I fall asleep and then my Lucy wants to get married to a person, and I don`t even know what he looks like yet.

I tried getting up but my legs would not listen to me. "Get the f**k up now, legs! Get the F**k up, now!" I kept trying to get up. That`s when I heard Lucy giggling like how she giggled when she was with Dan. OH HELL NAW!

I got up and walked to the house from the forest. Every step I took made me want to yelp in pain. My legs were weak so I supported myself on trees that were lining the forest. I heard more giggling. Oh god, I can`t stand this one bit! I am coming Lucy!

You are not gonna be taken by this guy named Reptilicus! You`re mine! I finally reach the house and yelled, "Oi, who`s this Reptilicus son of a boy?"

I gawked at Lucy as I saw her bra on the ground. I looked at her, then at her bra, then at her, then at her bra, then her again. It felt like I was staring at her for five minutes.

Lucy stared at me and said, "Natsu! Fall back!" I didn`t know what she meant so I started to walk into the house. Then, a wave came toward me.

HOLY MAVIS!

Lucy`s P.O.V.

I saw Natsu at the door after I grew tired of running around giggling like I was a freaking crazy weirdo. I told him to fall back as in get out of the door way, but he just freaking marched in like he was something that needed to be there. Aquarius washed out everyone, including me.

I told Aquarius, "Aquarius, you need to stop washing me away in your wave…"

"Uhmmm? You complaining about me? Would you wanna be washed away? Uhmmmm?" Aquarius enquired.

"Now that I think about it, I`m fine with being washed away," I said as I backed away from her.

"Well, I need to go. My boyfriend is waiting for me. Yes, my boyfriend. You should get one, too." Aquarius quantified. She waved me off and went back to the spirit world.

"Y-You didn`t have to repeat boyfriend twice… Nor did I need one. Unless it is Natsu…" I said as I blushed and looked around the front yard of the house.

I searched for Natsu, but I couldn`t find him… Nor Erza or Gray… Something smells fishy…

"Natsu! Erza! Gray! Where the hell are you, minna?" I sniveled.

"I`m here, L-Lucy!" a voice called. I could not make out who it was, but I ran. Please-Please-Please be Natsu or Gray or Erza or Happy… Wait. Where was Happy the whole time? Did something happen to him?

I ran to the location where I heard the call. No one…

"Baha! I finally got you now!" it was Reptilicus`s scratchy voice! I ran as fast as I can, but Reptilicus caught me in a bear-hug and wouldn`t let go, "Now, let`s go and plan our wedding. Shall we?"

I struggled under his grasp. I stomped on his foot. "Ow!" I cried.

"Baha! I have no weakness, you see? Zeref gave me a full body armor!" Reptilicus whispered in my ear. I could hear him licking his lips.

I could not take this… No, I can`t. I thrashed under Reptilicus`s grip. With no luck, I felt him touching my butt.

"KYAA!" I screamed, "YOU! YOU! TOUCHED MY ASS! GET YOUR SCALY HANDS OFF THERE! AND DON`T THINK ABOUT THE CHEST!"

"Calm down, babe. It`s gonna be fun once we get in bed," Reptilicus chuckled in a way that it sounded like he had a rape face on… I quivered.

"Hiyah!" a blue fur ball yelled as he kicked Reptilicus`s head. I ran toward the other side of the forest opening and watched Reptilicus. Happy flew beside me and said, "NIN NIN!"

Reptilicus cried in woe and said, "Dumb ass little cat! I put you where I put Adalia! How`d you get out?"

Happy said, "Never underestimate a ninja! NIN NIN!"

I looked at Happy and said, "Go get Adalia. I`ll deal with him." I petted Happy on his head.

"She`s already out! She`s looking for her mom, baka," Happy said in a matter of factly.

"Don't call me an idiot! And you better back me up when I need you," I said to Happy while brandishing my fist above his head.

"Aye, Sir!" Happy said in his 'Aye, Sir' Pose.

"Oh, Lucy still wants to fight, eh? Ok! Let`s go! I`m not gonna hold back this time!" Reptilicus grinned evilly.

I nodded. Neither was I.

I took out Fleuve d'étoiles and jumped at Reptilicus. He drop kicked me down. I dropped to the floor and slid a few feet.

"Lucy!" Happy cried. I beamed back at him and told him I was alright.

I got up and winced. My rib cage was bleeding, but that didn`t stop me. That lizard had ruined a perfect family. He dared to take advantage of a child that did have a family, but was conceived to think her own family wanted her to die. I don`t want people to suffer like me. I don`t want them to not have a happy life.

I gazed at Reptilicus and asked him, "Why do you want the Celestial King Iris anyways?"

"That flower can grant wishes. Any kind. So I want it so I could ask for a world without useless people. A world that every villain fantasizes about. A world full of people fighting for their right to live, but the only people who will survive will be the ones who will take mages and use them as slaves. Zeref promised me a spot in that world. I will be a creature that will own mages, and I will make mages fight each other to the death. It will be luxurious and entertaining!"

"Fudge you!" was all I could say. Then, I jumped at Reptilicus; he dodged me attack and punched me in the stomach. I felt the tangy taste of iron in my mouth.

I spit out some of my blood and wiped my mouth. I looked at Happy; he had a worried look on his face. I suddenly felt as if I am Natsu. I am Natsu looking for the weak little Lucy, but weak little Lucy is not so weak or little any more.

I stood up and kept jumping at Reptilicus, but failed at every try. Reptilicus kneed me in the gut, and I felt like barfing all my organs out.

I tried standing up for the last time, but was sent down before I could take a step off the ground.

"LUCY!" Happy said as his eyes enlarged.

"No, Happy, I can do this!" I said as I smiled at him.

Reptilicus gave me a blow to the head with his fist. I blacked out.

So... What do ya think? Writers block can really get to me. Well sorry if there`s any mistakes because there was this bug on my laptop and its seriously killing everything in my laptop... so sorry about Ch. 13 the last paragraph was all bunched up... I felt like my life ended when my sister pointed it out... So yeah. Arigatou!