Chapter 6: Shadow's Humiliation
Klaxon charged the red-black hedgehog and slammed his swords into the ground where the hedgehog was previously standing and then blocked a kick with his metal arm.
"You're fast, but I'm faster." said Klaxon grabbing Shadow by the leg and throwing him into a tree. Shadow climbed out of the tree and barely avoided Klaxon's shoulder charge. Shadow then Chaos Controlled in an AK-47 and aimed it at Klaxon who inhaled and unleashed a green fireball that impacted with Shadow's gun and melted it into molten slag.
"What are you?" growled Shadow holding his somewhat burnt hand.
"A Wolf/Dragon/Terran Hybrid. What? It isn't obvious?" said Klaxon.
"You look more like some kind of mad scientist freak experiment."
Klaxon turned around and began sobbing which Shadow took to his advantage and charged the Hybrid and did a jump kick only to wind up having his head grabbed.
"AAHH!" cried Shadow in pain.
"Say hello to the Iron Claw." said Klaxon smiling as he tightened his grip a bit causing Shadow to squirm.
"Chaos Blast!" yelled Shadow.
"EEP!"
*Explosion*
The dust clears and Shadow looks around to see Tobi juggling grenades.
"Hello. Want to play?" said Tobi and his answer is a Chaos Spear through one of the grenades and Shadow turns around only to get a right hook across his jaw.
"What the-?! How did you?!" said Shadow shocked.
"It was a clone silly!" said Klaxon before he had his tail blade morph into the Mini-gun; Ol' Painless.
"Open wide!"
Shadow's eyes grew wide before he sped off trying to avoid the projectiles that Klaxon was firing and soon a dust cloud enveloped the hedgehog. Klaxon reverted his tail to normal and began walking forward when Shadow jumped out of the smoke cloud wielding a Havoc Rocket Salvo Launcher.
"EAT THIS!" yelled Shadow firing the missiles.
"EEEEEKKK!" screamed Klaxon running away and dodging 9 of the ten missiles that tenth though hit him in the back, "AAAAHHH!"
*Explosion*
Shadow threw the empty launcher away and began walking away when a hand shot out and grabbed his leg and began pulling him into the cloud of smoke and when the smoke cleared who saw a man that had weird eyes, black around white pupils, and he was incredibly stitched up.
"This should be fun. I've never used Kakuzu before but always time for new things!" said Kakuzu before he threw Shadow forward and into another tree, his arm retracting back into it place with a squish. Before Shadow even blinked, Kakuzu was in front of him and kicked him in the gut sending him into a brick wall. Shadow got up unsteadily before a hand shot forward and grabbed him by the throat and began pulling him forward.
"Just give up Shadow, you lost. I win you lose. I don't want to have to kill you just to make you quit." said Kakuzu as he lifted Shadow above his head.
"I'm not giving up. I'm the Ultimate LifeForm!" snapped Shadow.
"Pity. I could have let your ego live if you had."
The next thing Shadow knee was he was kissing pavement and then...darkness...
Several Hours Later
12-year-old Klaxon (in his version of the Tobi get-up) was walking back towards Tails place while carrying large bags of money on his back. He smirked as to what he did to Shadow and continued on his way and he bet that Shadow's ego would be severely hurt after he saw what was posted on the Web.
He began laughing at this thought.
"What's so funny?" said Tails jumping off his house as Klaxon neared.
"Look up 'The Hedgehog Puppet' on the Internet later." said Klaxon as he continued walking leaving Tails confused.
Later; Tails' Workshop
Tails turned on his computer and typed in what Klaxon said an a video appeared after the search bar and he looked at the views.
"2,000,000,000 VIEWS?!" he asked shocked and then he pressed play.
Several Hours Earlier
A red haired man walked on to a fairly decent stage and he was wearing a black cloak with red clouds on it and his hair was red, his eye color couldn't be described.
"Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to my puppet show. Now then, I have one thing to say about one certain puppet. His name is Shadow and he 'willingly' allowed me to do this. My name is Sasori and I'm your host. Enjoy the show." said the redhead before he walked off and then a black-red hedgehog puppet appeared on stage with blue strings attached to his arms, legs, and eyelids.
Present
Tails burst out laughing at the play and he fell onto the floor howling with laughter. And Klaxon was laughing at his way of humiliating the hedgehog inside the Living Room with the News on saying that "The Hedgehog Puppet" is an inter-species hit among Robians, Mobians, Half-Mobians, and Humans. While Shadow smashed the TV at his place before curling in on himself at such a humiliation.
END CHAPTER