Okay, no excuses apart from laziness. And lack of storyline. I though the sex ed thing would be great, but I've painted myself into a corner here! This is a hard story to write! My wit can only work so hard okay?
Anyway, this is short, but full of fun. Hope you like it~! Waaaiiiiii~!

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Kohaku down looked nervously at the small... person? Walking along the hallway with him. Although, because it seemed that everyone else staying at Yuuko's was male, Kohaku decided to attach the male pronoun to the cute child-like creature, just as others called Kohaku 'him'.
Ashura didn't look twice at the floating angel next to him, he'd seen weirder, that's for sure. He wasn't exactly sure why he had been separated from Yasha, and being away from the strong arms of his protector distressed him a little, but he tried very hard not to let it show as the unlikely pair began their 'sex education'.

While Kohaku and Ashura made their way, slowly, to Yuuko's interrogation room, she and Tomoyo had been busy preparing some interactive models for their innocent victims.

For the majority of the lesson Kohaku was adorably embarrassed by the enthusiasm with which her teachers demonstrated the various things one could do with a penis.

Ashura's dark side had emerged early in the lesson and proved to be just as, if not more, sexually creative than Tomoyo and Yuuko put together. And even though man sex wasn't really Tomoyo's area, she was a keen admirer of yaoi fanfiction and so, reliably informed. No one knew how Yuuko knew what she did, but they had all decided not to question her disturbingly broad knowledge of male anatomy and the art of pleasure.

….

Meanwhile, Saiga and Kakei were eagerly displaying their skills as lovers to a room full of men. They had started by working together at the front of the room, but it soon became apparent that they weren't very good at controlling their emotions, so they split the room into two groups. Kakei took the semes, Saiga the ukes.

Kakei took a deep breath as he tried not to be overcome by the amount of sheer manliness in front of him, and he managed to gain control of himself enough to give a short lecture on 'How to be Gentle: Stopping the accidental breaking of limbs."

Saiga, on the other side of the room, leered openly at the unruly bunch of beautiful men in front of him, giving an extra sleazy wink to Kazahaya, who tried to run, but was stopped by an eager Fai. Saiga was a little put off by the enthusiasm of the blue-eyed mage, who kept of asking if size really mattered and whether or not he should do Pilates.

Rolling his eyes behind his sunglasses he decided to just give a short talk on anatomy, but quickly abandoned that when two of his pupils fainted and a third started foaming at the mouth. He shot a desperate look across the room at Kakei, who seemed to be doing quite well with his group. He had started an exercise in which he was getting them to stoke each other's' faces, without breaking bones, drawing blood, or trying to lick tears. Kakei's main problem was trying to stop Kurogane from punching anyone who tried to touch him…

It was probably a mistake to pair him up with Seishiro…

Saiga fell back to Plan B. Reaching into the depths of his coat he pulled out several short novels, all written by the local erotic author Tomoaki. He had received them from his good friend, who also happened to be Tomoaki's bodyguard and long term lover, Masaya. Saiga had found them quite educational in the early days of his relationship with Kakei, though the one with the bears hadn't really done anything for him.

Fai eagerly seized the slim book and began reading aloud, as if to kindergarten kids. Subaru immediately sat up from where he had fainted on the floor next to Kazahaya's semi-conscious body and stared adoringly up at Fai; Watanuki wiped the foam from his mouth and allowed himself to be drawn into the story. All the boys began admiring Fai's confidence and pretty reading voice.

However.

Saiga had to admire Fai's ability to keep a straight face, especially since Tomo-kun had been particularly experimental in the book he was reading from.

The horrified and disbelieving noises coming from the other side of the room drew the attention of the semes and Kakei quickly called an end to the activity.

They had moved on to 'How to press your lover up against a wall: No glass needed."

Rikuo and Doumeki shared a concerned look as they noticed Kazahaya lying as if dead on the floor and Watanuki's arms flailing around maniacally as the foamed violently at the mouth.

Seishiro smirked as he watched Subaru's face get redder and redder and redder….

Fuuma didn't really know what was going on over there, but when he winked at Kamui from across the room, he wasn't exactly expecting to be blasted in the face by purple lightning whilst Kamui shouted "DON'T EVER LOOK AT ME AGAIN YOU FILTHY SEME PERVERT KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY FRAGILE AND SENSITIVE BODY! AHHHHHHHHH!"

Gingetsu moved stealthily and swiftly removed himself and Ran from the danger zone.

Kurogane was the last to catch on, but when he heard Fai's very convincing rendition of the character he was reading…

"Oh yeah, you're so big! Give it to me now! I've been waiting so long for the mome-…"

*insert own suitably sexual sound effects: eg: panting, groaning, crying out in ecstasy…*

He was cut off as Kurogane knocked the book from Fai's hands and pinned him to the floor, breathing heavily in an effort not to strangle him right there.

"Oooo, Kuro-chu likes it when I tell stories~!"

Kurogane roared in response.

"Maybe you should read one of these books Kuro-sem, you don't want to be inexperienced for our first time do you~?"

Saiga smothered a smirk as the remaining, conscious ukes all evacuated the room as Fai somehow escaped Kurogane's vice-like grip and recovered the book, then began running about the room, making some very provocative noises while Kurogane chased him with the most murderous/lustful look in his eyes.

Fujitaka was unsure as to what he should do. Kurogane had lost control completely and Fai was still pushing him further over the edge of blind-rage. Saiga and Kakei swaggered out of the room, arms wrapped around each other. As they passed Fujitaka they simply shook their heads and walked away. Checking that the room was empty apart from Fai and Kurogane, Fujitaka closed the door quietly and retreated to the kitchen where he returned to bleaching every flat surface, just in case Saiga and Kakei had spent some time in there…

Hokuto had said goodbye to Sakura and Syaoran and returned to the observation room to check up on the boys. She was delighted to note that while the room was beyond repair, Fai and Kurogane had stopped running around and were violently making out on the floor.

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Ridiculous.
I think Watanuki is my favourite character. Who's yours?
Did you notice Tomoaki and Masaya from Suki? I forgot them, but they've earned an honorable mention. ILYs.
If you have any crazy ideas for me please share? I'm dying here. The only thing I've got going on this story is some sort of Anger Management thing, but I don't know where it's going….
Sorry guys, this story is on the endangered list….
If you're keen for more like this, please check out my other stories, I promise you'll like them.

Sooooorrrryyyyyyyyy! Bye.