Thurs 25th (me tinks?)April 2013
Disclaimer: I don't own warriors and I never will! It belongs to Erin Hunter! (My fave author all 4 of them put togetha r just amazing xx)
Sexeh review corner:
U no who I am: please fuck off I'm bored of you. Ik ur a guy fgs and plus sayin that u used to be my best friend boitch please. Little bastard go (innocent people turn away) shove ur dick up ur anal, then I'll rip ur balls of, shove it down ur throat. Then I'll gouge your eyes out and cut off your tongue. I'll play nurse and rip out a kidney and your.. (What's it called... Eto... Back!) Appendix while your in a freezer. I'll tie you up with plastic ropes and grab a knife and cut you and cut you, and rip out your spine and strangle you with it. Understand? Good.
Oh, I started my (you-know-what) and I have enough hormones so I cannot be held responsible.
Mewmewlight: Hai! (Last time I accidently forgot to update on sunday -_- I hope I don't do It again :) )
Maddogjean1: yes, I hate that bitch (sorry sandstorm fans *waves Spottedleaf flag*) yesssssss the journey. I was gonna have it like in midnight but, honestly, I came up with totally awesome idea!
NinjaWarriorFan: Sure ^-^
Wolf that howls at eclipse: you'd never realize how much I try to not do action xD but otherwise it'd be boring (=|
Blabbing & Questions corner:
Guys, I must thank you for the support when I write shitty chapters , and I'll do the side stories as requested as nursery stories ^-^ yes, I've decided, Silverpaw will not be leader (: Okay.
Oh yeah I changed Flamepaw's name cause it is kinda girly xD and I want him to be fully male so his new name will be.. Um.. ... Foxkit maybe xD .. Oh shit I already have somebody called Foxkit okay he'll be called sunpaw... Maybe? XD or maybe ... IDEA IDEA :D :D
I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK :'(
Okay, I need to tell y'all sank (did I tell ya dis before or not :o?! XD)
I'm naturally only good at one shots. And I've failed at all other stories, so this is my first attempt at a chaptered story. The quality and texture is absolute sh*t I know, but it's really hard for me to write because I get writers block really easily and plus I'm having emotional times due to a thing that only women know about really -_- FUQQQQQQQ WHY DIDZ I HAVE TO START :'(
I lost my homework ffs.. Well I didn't, it was because, mum had decided to clean my room when I was at school (damn her) and the next thing, I had no homework and mum said "OH I UNNO WHERE I PUT UR HW" I was like omg ffs spaz attack alert...
I spent 3 hours perfecting it as well :( now I'm going to fail in dt xD it's the only subject I'm not failing in (=|...
1) Cba to turn up to lessons
2) Too busy typing up ideas
3) Too busy sleeping
4) Forgot to go to school :)
5) Hates all people in my class
6) .. Ano.. What was I gonna say?
XD
ANYWAY !
VOTES:
1)SHOULD SILVERPAW BE LEADER.
No.
I literally had maybe for all of ist and I decided, no. She's too boring to be a leader (she's always angry and everything lol) boring little cat.
2) SHOULD I MAKE STARCLAN'S SECRET INTO AMV
Yes! I'm gonna do it! But I need someone to teach me and what programs so I'll go to my good ol' trusty friend.. The internet ;) So basically.. I just draw loads of shit on the internet and so like say I drew a wolf and it's tail up and I then had to draw it like midway with lines on it before down and then repeat? Lol I had an app on my dsi that's what I had to do to make an amv, I honestly have no f*cking clue because ... I'm shit at pc's all I can do is hack on da phone and dat xD
3) What was it again..? Wait let me go check... Oh ya, should I get a beta (cba to do capitals (=|)
It seems that people think nope so.. XD I don't even go over my story :O that's out of order xD I just have an auto correct on my phone that isn't gay and when u write fucking it doesn't go.. Like.. Ducking? XD
4) Side story thingy
Side stories, in nursery (: can't waitt! :*
CHAPTER 16
With Silverpaw (at long f*cking last)
The silver she-cat slinked through the bushes, her thoughts on the possibly terminal she-cat.
"C'mon, lazy pokes!" Leafpaw called, her eyes giggling.
"..Right!" Silverpaw managed to say.
How was the kits? Would they think she betrayed them? The thoughts practically killed her.
Their apprentice ceremonies would have been done about a moon ago, but the problem of not having a leader..
"Come out of dreamland already, Silverpaw." Leafpaw whined, bouncing ahead of the she-cat. Before collapsing.
"Shit!" Leafpaw muttered, and tried to get up, but the nerves in her body would not respond.
Silverpaw rushed over. "At times like this we need Gingerpaw." She muttered.
The tempting thought hit her mind, and she knew she couldn't refuse. She needed the knowledge, what was wrong with Leafpaw?
Silverpaw protectively layed over her other best friend. 'Ya better start workin' again, ya hear me?' She thought.
She closed her eyes and thought of the mutated dead forest. The noises of silence. The scent of death. The taste of hopelessness and fear.
The picture swarmed around her, becoming real, connecting to her soul.
She felt her life shimmer and her pelt began to lightly glow, and she thanked StarClan for being alive.
She appeared. The brilliant blue glow vanished, and she swung her muzzle around. Nothing rushed through her fur and her head twisted to look at the sky, black and all.
The she-cat felt herself call Teacher.
A soft wind picked up behind her, and Silverpaw turned around, bristling, and her eyes scanned the trees in front of her, before she gasped as she saw leaves twist and turn. Wind.
She scented the air and the smell of blossoms entered her nose.
"Silverpaw." A cool, female voice greeted.
"Leafblossom." Silverpaw replied, not in the mood for anything, really.
"What do you seek from me, Silver?' Leafblossom asked, and the painful memory of the pool burned her mind.
"My name is not Silver. I am a Thund- JadeClan apprentice." Silverpaw told her coldly.
"Right. Well, let's get onto business." Leafblossom told Silverpaw.
"What is wrong with Leafpaw?" Silverpaw asked. She was about to ask about Wolfpaw, but she remembered Moontail taking after her.
'Wolfpaw, stay alive! If you don't I swear down I'll kill you!' Silverpaw tried to playfully threaten through her mind.
Leafblossom paused, before moving north, away from Silverpaw, turned and flicked her tail for Silverpaw to follow.
Silverpaw hesitantly followed the she-cat who smelled like blossoms.
A sharp wind hit the air, and Silverpaw lost sight of herself.
"What is it now, Leafblossom." A cold, heartless voice snapped.
"Hn."
Silverpaw's vision cleared. "H-How did you do that?!" She stuttered.
Leafblossom smirked. "It's my gift." She boasted.
"Hn." Icepaw said.
Silverpaw's mind raced. 'Leafblossom could.. Teleport?'
But her thoughts went back to Leafpaw. "Tell me, Leafblossom."
"We shall talk while we walk." Leafblossom told Silverpaw.
Ferns rustled, and any signs of movement stopped. Heavy footsteps rained on the dry, cracked earth, though you could also hear the occasional sweltch of mud.
"Leafblossom. Tigerstar. Icepaw." A deep voice boomed. "Are we going yet?"
"Snakestorm." Tigerstar's arrogant voice actually turned respectful.
Silverpaw looked around, her green eyes flailing, and they fell on a cat. He had long white fur, and clear, slitted yellow eyes. He had a long scar down his flank.
"Who are you?" Silverpaw asked boldly.
Snakestorm hissed. "Foolish kit!"
Silverpaw snarled, her eyes burning. "I am an apprentice, near my warrior naming ceremony!"
Snakestorm sadistically smiled. "But your not going to be their for your ceremony, are you?"
Silverpaw's paws shuffled, and she looked down before she looked up. "Bastard! All I asked was who the f*ck you are!"
Snakestorm bit back a retort. "Calm down." His tongue fell over his lips in a disgusting manner.
Silverpaw did just that, and let down her guard, only for a second, but it was in that second that a snake formed out of Snakestorm's claw and gradually got bigger.
It had a long disturbing yellow tongue, and had dark green scales.
Silverpaw let out a shriek and automatically sent up a shield made of ice.
The snake rammed into it, smashing it and wrapping itself around her neck and lifted her high into the air.
Silverpaw gazed in disbelief down at Snakestorm. "What the hell are you, creep?!" She practically screamed.
"I'm Deviltongue's father and mentor."
