Messed up 3

A/N

Skipping the intro and going into the disclaimer, let's do this!

I DO NOT OWN POKEMON. JUMP INOT THE STORY ALREADY.
-Nobody P.O.V.-
-5 years Later-
Sally, now a strong trainer, was fifteen years old. The age where she could start her Pokemon journey.
Her trusted partner, Gallade was by her side wherever she went.
'Mistress-'
"Please Gallade, cut the Mistress crap. Just call me Sam."
Gallade nodded, 'Yes... Sam. So, where are we going?'
Sally nodded slowly and continued to walk forward, people giving her glances of confusion.
True there weren't any Gallade in the Unova region, but still, couldn't they give her more privacy?
She shook her head from her thoughts. She could be easily classified as "Goth" or "Emo" due to the way she dresses.
She wore a black vest over a grey t shirt, the buttons having the faces and/or the bodies of her current Pokemon. She wore her Pokebelt on her waist, but the belt was lagging a little to the side. She also had a bag that was bright yellow and black at the rims. She wore black jeans and black combat boots. She had her ebony hair cut short, now it was in a small-side pony-tail. She also had a Pokeball designed headband, on the sides were two Pokeballs, tied with ribbons, making them look like simple decorations. Her buttons showed her Pokemon in this order:
Gallade
Roserade
Arcanine
Absol
Mismagius
Gardevior
She smiled a little bit as she saw a trainers eyes perk up. He looked normal enough, black hair like hers, a Unova League cap, but the strangest thing was the rodent Pokemon perched on his shoulder. She had seen nearly every Pokemon all over the world, and she could easily classify the Pokemon as Pikachu, the Electric Mouse Pokemon. She smirked lightly, this was going to be a tough opponent...
The boy walked up to her and he spoke first, "Hi! My name is-"
"Ash Ketchum of Pallet... I cannot believe it..." Sally mumbled distinctively. It was true, she had heard of him and his Pikachu when she had went to Pallet town...
He nodded, slightly aware that she knew his name.
"Yeah... That's me... And you are?"
"My name is Sally Tulley, but you can just call me Sam!"
"Aha, hello again, Sam!" A familiar voice sounded, behind Ash.
Before I could blink, I immediately identified the voice as Cilan, of the Striaton City Gym Leaders.
"Ah! Cilan! It's so nice to see you again!"
He smiled in response, "Hey!"
She giggled and Gallade just stood stock still.
"Oh, we still haven't introduced our Pokemon yet!" Ash nodded in agreement.
"Hey, how about we do that over lunch? Sound good?" Cilan asked.
Sam nodded and Ash's stomach growled in response. We both laughed until she heard a feminine voice ring behind the two boys.
"Hey, Guys!"
"Hey Iris! This is Sam!"
She nodded at Iris and she smiled and waved in response.
Ash nodded and unclipped five Pokeballs off of his Pokebelt.
Out popped a Emboar, Serperior, Samurott, Unfezant, and Gigalith. Pikachu joined the bunch.
"Alright it's my turn!" Cilan unclipped three Pokeballs off of his Pokebelt and threw them.
Out popped a Stunfisk, a Crustle, and a Simisage.
"My turn, my turn!"
Iris unclipped three Pokeballs off and threw them.
Out popped an Emolga, an Excadrill, and a Haxorus.
"Alright, I guess that just leaves me!"
Sally unclipped five Pokeballs just like Ash and threw them out.
A Roserade, Mismagius, Arcanine, Absol, and Gardevior popped out. Gallade quickly went to Gardevior and put a blades arm around her. She held him closely.
Sally giggled.
"I guess I should introduce you all! This is Blue-"
"Roserade!"
"Magi-"
"Mismagius!"
"Abby-"
"Ab..."
"Blade-"
"Arca!"
"Gallade and Gardenia!"
"Gal."
"Gardevior..."
"Alright guys-and gals-you can go wander around, but don't go too far."
Sally warned. The Pokemon all nodded and went to mingle.
Blade wandered up to Crustle and Stunfisk. Gallade and Gardevior were talking to Simisage, Pikachu, and Samurott. Magi was busy scaring Haxorus, Excadrill and Emboar. Roserade was talking to Unfezant, Serperior, and Gigalith.
Cilan was busy making Pokefood while Sally was busy making the food for the humans. After all of that was finished, Sam had created the PERFECT blend of Mago Berries and Chest Berries, making the blend of Sweet and Dry, adding rice to the mix making the curry of the century!
Cilan's eyes widened in pure surprise as he took a bite. Ash had anime-ish tears flowing, and Iris was just hoarding her food. Everyone else was just minding their own business, eating their own food.
Sam smiled a little and ate her food in peace. When something clicked in her mind. It intrigued her greatly.
"Hey, Ash... Do you by any chance ever met a Lucario on your trips...?" She knew she was treading on dangerous grounds right now.
Ash stopped eating and all of his Pokemon stared at him in surprise.
"Yeah... He was the mentor of Sir Aaron."
She smirked, 'Just the reaction I wanted...'
She nodded slowly, took her headband off, untied one of the Pokeballs and enlarged it. She nodded at Gallade and threw the Pokeball, Gallade acting quickly, took the creature into his hands and quickly used Thunder Wave, rendering it unable to move.
It was a Houndoom.
She smiled and pulled another Pokeball off and threw it as well, out popped a huge Luxray!
She smiled brightly and hugged the Luxray, the Luxray nuzzled her back.
"Heya Luxray... Long time no see, eh?"
Luxray nodded and Ash jumped up.
"What are you doing to that Houndoom?!" He shouted.
She nodded at Gallade and Gallade stopped the Thunder Wave. She grabbed her bag and quickly sprayed a Full Heal onto Houndoom.
"It's just that he goes crazy when he comes out of his Pokeball! The only way to calm him is to either take Luxray out first or use a Status move!"
Ash stopped and sat back down.
"Fine."
She smiled and giggled.
"B-But... How do you have EIGHT Pokemon...?" Cilan asked under his breath.
Sally smirked and leaned into Cilan until their noses touched, "That's for me to know, and for you to find out! Ash Ketchum of Pallete town, I challenge you to a battle!"
Ash stared at her. Then nodded.
She smiled brightly and finished her food, her Pokemon did as well.
Ash quickly engulfed his food and so did his Pokemon. She smiled and Cilan stepped for referee.
"WAIT!" Sally shouted.
Ash, Cilan and Iris stopped dead in their tracks. Sally put her hands on her hips. "I was asking for a TRIPLE battle from you all!"
Cilan shook his head in disbelief, "Well, alright... I guess..."
Ash nodded and so did Iris.
"Gallade?"
Gallade nodded and stepped up for referee.
'This is a battle between Sam, Ash, Iris, and Cilan. You may only use one Pokemon. Trainers, choose your Pokemon!'
Sam smirked lightly and called out her three:
Mismagius
Arcanine
Luxray
Ash chose Pikachu, Cilan chose Simisage, and Iris chose Haxorus.
'Perfect...'
She smiled. Gallade nodded, raised his hand and brought it down, "Begin!"
"Alright! Pikachu, use Volt Tackle on Mismagius!"
"Mismagius, move Pikachu with Psychic!"
Mismagius's eyes glowed blue and Pikachu started running at full speed, electricity popping all around him. Pikachu then felt a strong force that forced him to go backwards and ran into Haxorus!
"Great job! Now, Arcanine! Use Heat Wave!"
"Oh no! Look out Simi-"
ARCANINE opened its maw and a huge heat blew out. Simisage flew backwards while Pikachu and Haxorus stood their ground.
"Haxorus! Use Dragon Claw on Arcanine!"
"Luxray! Intercept it with Spark!"
Luxray was covered in blue electricity and ran straight to Haxorus, who had his claws sharpened and blue aura surrounding it. They clashed and made a small dust cloud.
"Now, Mismagius, use Shadow Ball!"
"Pikachu use Thunderbolt!"
Mismagius had a dark orb between its mouth and it fired it at Pikachu, who's cheeks were sparking. Sally smirked and the attacks collided, making a big dust cloud.
"ARCANINE! Finish this with Heat Wave!"
"Oh no you don't! Simisage! Use Bullet Seed, full blast!"
"Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!"
"Haxorus, you use Dragon Rage!"
"Humph! Luxray, Discharge, and Mismagius Shadow Ball!"
Arcanine's maw opened again and the heat passed them, along with a bolt of blue electricity and a dastardly, devilish ball of black.
It hit them all dead on. Haxorus fired his blue flames at Arcanine who stood his ground, Pikachu thunderbolted Mismagius, who quickly used Psychic to evade it, and Simisage used Bullet Seed and Luxray gracefully dodged it.
"Finish them off! Discharge! Heat Wave! And Punishment!"
Luxray was covered with blue electricity and quickly fired it. ARCANINE opened his maw and the heat came out. Mismagius went close to Simisage and smacked him across the face. On the field lay three fainted Pokemon of Green, Brown, and Yellow. On the other side, stood three Pokemon of Black, Purple, and Red.
'The Pokemon are unable to battle, the winner is... Sam!'
Sam pulled Luxray into a hug, "Yay! We did it! We did it!"
Ash, Cilan, and Iris all sweat-dropped simultaneously and Sally smiled brightly, still holding Luxray.
"Well, anyway, Ash Ketchum of Pallet, I have a final question..."
He nodded, "Shoot."
"Can I travel with you, Cilan, and Iris?"
Ash took a step back, then remembered that he couldn't beat her even with Pikachu! He hesitated for a split-second before nodding a little. To his total surprise, Cilan and Iris whole-heartily agreed!
"Why of course you can join out travels! Where are you headed now?"
Sam thought, then took out a case, a badge case. She showed it to them. One was missing. The Legend Badge in Olecupid city, the city where Ash and Co., were headed next.
Cilan nodded and smiled, "You certainly have gotten better!" She giggled sheepishly and rubbed the back of her head.
Gallade smiled a little and continued to talk to Pikachu about the different battle styles, including the one that they had done, The Triple Battle.
She smiled brightly, then saw that the sun was about to set.
"Uh-oh... Better take the two rascals in now..."
She took the two Pokeballs from her headband and returned Luxray and Houndoom in red light.
She retied the bows and smiled at her Pokemon, "Would you all like to stay outside tonight?"
They all nodded simultaneously.
Ash nodded, as did Cilan and so did Iris, they all said together, "You guys have fun!"
Ash yawned and stretched, "Im gonna hit the hay guys..."
Iris yawned, "Yeah... Me too..."
Cilan yawned as well, "Yep, me three..."
Sam giggled and climbed into a tree, the tree had a hook in it so she could set her feet down. She felt rustling in the trees and thought Iris climbed a tree and promptly fell asleep in it. She heard rustling of sleeping bags under her so she presumed that it was Ash and Cilan falling asleep.
Soon her eyes began to droop and she fell into a deep slumber.
A/N
Okay, this is going to be the Pokemon talking, and since I'm too lazy to do the whole "Pika chu" thing, I'm just going to put their speech in stars like this *Hey guys*

*Hey Gallade?* Pikachu called out.
Gallade was resting in a tree, not far off from the group but still within hearing range.
*Whats up, Pika?*
Pikachu giggled at the nickname. *Ohhh... I was just wondering if you and Gardenia are related...?*
Gallade shook his head a little and muttered something about 'Kicking puppies' and 'Killing kittens'
*Naw Dude, we're mates*
Pikachu smirked lightly and ran onto Gallade's shoulder where he naturally perched there. Pikachu them proceeded to climb up his head and slid off of his horn-like appendage.
Gallade laughed at the Rodent's attempts to get onto his head.
*Hey Abby!* The said Absol was resting up in a tree, and the person who had called her was Ash's Gigalith.
She jumped down and over to Gigalith, *Whats up Gigalith?*
Gigalith smirked slightly and she motioned for her to follow her. She did as told. The rest of the Pokemon, mainly Simisage, Arcanine, Gardevior, Mismagius, Excadrill, Emolga, Emboar, Samurott, and Serperior were there. They were sitting in front of a small fire-curtsy of Emboar-and they had a bottle in front of them.
*Oh Arceus forbid...*
Gigalith laughed and said, *Yep! Time to play some good ol' TRUTH OR DARE!*
Absol stood stock still. *...*
Gardenia saw the uneasiness of her best friend and motioned for her to come to her. Gardenia smiled and patted Absol's head slightly until she sat down.
Absol sighed in content as she laid down on her paws, in a laying position. Gardenia smiled and giggled.
Gigalith smirked lightly and twirled the bottle. It landed on Emboar.
"Humph, Emboar... Truth or dare...?"
Emboar, being the brave one, said *Dare!*
*Alright, I dare you to douse your flame.*
*I can help!* Samurott exclaimed. Emboar nodded and ignited his flames. Samurott nodded and breathed in. He opened his mouth and a steady stream of cold water splashed against Emboars back. The flame quickly disintegrated. Then the flames came back as quickly as they had left. Emboar smirked, *There! My turn!*
Emboar walked over to the bottle and spun it. It landed on Serperior.
*Hmm... Serperior, Truth or Dare?*
*Truth* she immediately replied.
*Hmm... Is it true that you like someone in this group?*
Serperior sat there, then blushed. She nodded a little and hid her face with her tail.
Emboar smirked and Serperior used her vines to quickly spin the bottle. The bottle landed on Gigalith.
*Gigalith, truth or dare?*
*Truth!*
Serperior smirked, *Is it true, Gigalith, that you like Excadrill?*
A/N
In this story, Gigalith is a girl and Excadrill is a guy -.- it's just that Gigalith is tomboyish.
Gigalith blushed furiously and Excadrill's eyes widened largely.
Gigalith gave a simple nod and turned away.
Excadrill looked shocked, with a big blush on his face. Serperior giggled *Hey Gigalith, would you like a turn?*
Gigalith shook her head, her body still turned so she wasn't facing them.
Serperior shrugged and spun the bottle again, this time it landed on Abby. Abby's eyes widened a slight millimeter.
Serperior smirked, *Alright Absol, Truth or Dare?*
Absol thought, *Dare! I love a good challenge!*
Serperior nodded and thought... *Alright, I dare you... To... Oi-vey I'm going to regret this... To kiss Samurott.*
Samurott's face immediately bursted into a near rosy red.
Absol lied there. Shocked beyond belief. Absol shook her head and stood up, walked up to Samurott and kissed him on the cheek. Samurott's eyes widened big time. Even Gigalith turned back around.
Absol had a small blush tinting her cheeks as she sat back down next to Gardevior.
Absol shook her head and spun the bottle. It landed on Serperior.
Absol smirked and Serperior looked horrified. *Hmm... Serperior, Truth or Dare...?*
*Truth!*
*Who is the crush that you like?*
Serperior's tail suddenly drooped gently, *Err... I meant Dare...?*
*Alright, I dare you to tell us who your crush is!*
Serperior sweat-dropped and mumbled something incoherent.
*Cone on Serperior! It couldn't be so bad!* Absol said.
Serperior sweat-dropped more, *Its... Blue...*
Absol's jaw dropped, her eyes shining in excitement.
*Well, he is currently available!*
Absol exclaimed, only to be stopped from squealing by Serperior's vines.
*Be quiet! He'll hear you!*
*Who will hear you?* A voice asked directly behind Serperior.
Absol quickly recognized the voice and smirked slightly.
*... Crap.* Was all Serperior said before she was on the ground from a Poison Jab attack.
After several Poison Jab's, Vine Whips, Magical Leaf's, and Leaf Storms, both Grass-types were on their last straw.
*I-huff-admit that you are-pant-strong...* Blue started, but Serpeiror interjected, *I am-pant-stronger than you!*
Blue's eyes narrowed then his face broke out into a grin.
*I have been waiting for a female with some power!*
Serperior huffed and puffed out her chest, *Of course!*
Blue laughed and Serperior giggled.
Absol and the rest just stared at them blankly. They were at each other's throats one minute and the next minute they are acting as if they have been best friends forever!
Blue stopped laughing and held out his Blue rosed hand. *Friends?*
Serperior smirked and let her vines out and shook *Friends!* after a few seconds of Rose holding Vines, a bright purple light ignited from Blue's rosé and they fired multiple Poison Stings at Serperior, while Serperior had taken Blue upwards with only her vines and threw him to the ground, HARD. They both grunted as the attacks hit but they stood up never- the-less.
Blue stood up, nodded at Serperior and went back into a nearby forest. Serperior slithered back to the group where she was promptly glomped by Absol. Absol had stars in her eyes and glee shown all over her facial expressions.
*That was so awesome Miss Serperior!* Absol exclaimed. *I mean, not even Luxray can beat him, and she's strong!*
Serperior giggled and smiled, *Months and years of practice!*
Absol then realized that she had been pinning Serperior down in a suitably uncomfortable position for the Regal Pokemon.
Absol, flustered, jumped off of Serperior, and landed neatly next to Samurott. Their fur touched gently and Samurott and Absol's faces turned a bright shade of red.
Serperior laughed and wrapped her tail around the latter two and pulled them even closer. Samurott blushing a bright shade of red and Absol just suddenly found the ground much more interesting.
Samurott smacked Serperior's tail with his Blades and quickly scurried over to Gallade, Pikachu, Arcanine, and Simisage.
*Hey Samurott, what's wrong?* Pikachu asked curiously, he did not see what had happened the past hour.
*Yeah, why're you all red?* Gallade asked.
Samurott shook his head to clear his head, but all he could think about was Absol's shampoo... 'Lilies...' He thought.
He then saw a yellow paw waving in front of him. He snapped out of his daydream and came back to reality.
*Umm... Earth to Samurott? Anybody home...?* Pikachu asked, while holding his paw in front of a dazed Samurotts face. Samurott shook his head to clear his thoughts.
*Huh...? Wha-*
Gallade suddenly put his hand on Samurotts head and focused. He saw... Disturbing pictures of an innocent Absol and a Samurott. Gallade recoiled in shock. Gallade smirked slightly, *Soooo... You like Absol, eh?* Samurott's jaw dropped. 'Of course... He is a freaking psychic type...' Gallade laughed, *Yes, yes I am!*
Samurott shook his head again and looked at Pikachu who was perched on Gallade's shoulder. Samurott lied down, paws facing outwards, and let out a yawn.
*Hmm... Alright Arcanine, TRUTH OR DARE?* Simisage asked.
*I would like the Truth please.*
*Alright... Is it true that you like someone romantically?*
Arcanine's gaze did not waver, *No.* he said simply.
Simisage's gaze drooped slightly *Aww... Alright...*
*Hey you guys...!* Pikachu whisper-yelled.
Simisage and Arcanine looked at the yellow rodent. *What is it Pikachu?* Simisage asked.
Pikachu pointed at the sleeping Absol and the sleeping Samurott. *I have a plan of how to get them to... Get together.*
Arcanine's eyes widened a slight millimeter.
Serperior smirked, *Well, since your trainer is going to travel with us for a while, I don't see why not hook them up?*
Pikachu nodded, *Me and Gallade have come up with the perfect plan as well!*
Gallade nodded in agreement and smirked slightly, his eyes glowed blue and a slight blue aura enveloped Absol. She gently floated upwards and was pushed up next to Samurott. Then Samurott's paw glowed a slight blue around the edges and it moved over Absol so that it depicts them hugging.
Gallade snickered and let go of his Psychic hold and his eyes turned from bright blue to his regular crimson red irises.
Gardenia giggled and wrapped her hands around Gallade and smirked, *Absol wouldn't like you if you did that...* Gallade shrugged and replied, *When has she ever liked me?*
Gardenia thought, *Point taken.*
Gallade chuckled and kissed her on the cheek and Pikachu went off to play with Emolga and Emboar. Serperior yawned, *Im gonna hit the hay guys.*
*Alright, you have a good night Serperior.*
*Please, call me Ivy. That is my given name anyways!* Serperior smiled and slithered up a tree, where she instantly coiled herself around a sturdy branch.
Gallade chuckled and sat down. Gardenia followed his example and sat down next to him. Excadrill was still standing there. But reluctantly sat down, facing away from the couple. After a few minutes of silence, Excadrill dug a hole and his himself there for the night. Unfezant was flying overhead, not resting. Stunfisk had long been asleep and Crustle went into his stone home to have some peace and quiet. Mismagius-bored, had went off into the forest to explore. Arcanine had fallen asleep next to Haxorus. Haxorus had fallen asleep next to a tree and had the heat of Arcanine for a calming blanket.
Gallade laid down on the soft grass and stared at the stars. Gardenia just continued to sit.
They immediately recognized the star patterns and shapes.
*Hey, I see the Swords of Justice.* Gallade said nonchalantly. True to his word, there was a cluster of stars in the shape of Four Swords.
*Well, I see Mewtwo.* Gardenia immediately replied, spotting a star shaped like a M2. Gallade nodded, *Yeah and I see The Skorupi.* He pointed to the star clusters that related to the Scorpion Pokemon. Soon, after they had identified most of the star shapes, Gardenia began to feel her eyes droop. She fell over, next to Gallade, hugged him close and fell asleep.