Sebastian storms out of the doors of Seikley Enterprises, cursing and muttering to himself under his breath about this no good company and how they're forcing him to waste another boring hour stuck in Kurt Hummel's life before they would give him his money back.
He really didn't want to be there for the cutesy romantic girly date that Kurt had planned with Adam, but by the time Sebastian had gotten home, had dinner, and taken a quick shower, it was already 7:45pm. He really wanted to get this over with tonight, so he decided to suck it up and endure the date with Adam. Then he could be back to his own life before 9pm. Hell, he might even hit some clubs tonight after all.
Sebastian stretches out on his couch, closes his eyes, and focuses on the breathing and meditation techniques needed to enter his host. Within a few minutes, he feels the telltale haze in his brain and the room around him starts to fade out and a new scene fades in.
"Ugghh, I thought I could avoid seeing his gay face again," thinks Sebastian as Kurt's face comes into focus. Kurt is standing in front of the bathroom mirror, sculpting his hair with gel. Sebastian is planning to just observe this time because it will allow him to space out or think about other things until his hour is up.
But, he can't resist having just a little fun. Just as Kurt is giving himself a final appraisal in the mirror, Sebastian takes over control of his body and slaps himself in the face, hard. He cedes control immediately and laughs to himself as Kurt brings his hand back up to his now very red, stinging cheek, his mouth forming an O in surprise. Kurt mutters to himself "Why in the hell did I just do that? That mark better go away before Adam gets here." He scurries over to the open shelving unit at the other side of the bathroom and pushes his pots of moisturizer around, looking for the right one for the job. Just then, his phone rings, and Kurt rushes to his bedroom to grab it.
Sebastian sees the photo of Blaine on the phone and notices Kurt hesitate with his thumb hovering over the screen before he starts to put the phone back down on his nightstand unanswered.
"Oh, no you don't, Kurtie-boy. This might actually be interesting," Sebastian thinks and takes control of Kurt long enough to answer the phone with a drawling "Blaaiine, hiiii" in a sultry voice before retreating again to find out what would happen.
Kurt startles a bit, seeming to not understand why he answered the phone and used such a flirty tone when he had clearly just decided to ignore it, but he was stuck now and as Sebastian figured would happen, he tries to be polite.
"Hey, Kurt. I'm so glad I reached you tonight. You haven't returned my last few calls, so I was worried about you," says Blaine.
"Oh, right. I was having some problems with my phone," says Kurt in a flat tone. Sebastian thinks he's a terrible liar. "I'm glad you reached me, but I am right in the middle of something and I can't talk very long."
"Oh. Okay," says Blaine, sounding defeated. He hesitates a moment, then continues with a more hopeful tone. "I just wanted to see if you are coming to Mr. Schuester's wedding next weekend. It would be great to see you. We haven't talked much since Christmas."
"I'm not sure, Blaine," says Kurt. "I'm kind of short on time and money right now…" he trails off.
"I thought you had your spring break right after Valentine's Day," says Blaine. "And I know your dad would love to see you. I was talking with him the other day and he said he would be happy to help you out so you could come back for a visit and see everyone."
"I really can't talk right now, Blaine, I'm sorry. I've got to go," says Kurt.
"Okay," says Blaine. "Call me back when you have more time to talk. I hope you'll think about it in the meantime."
"Yes, sure. I'll talk with you again soon. Bye." Kurt hangs up, sinks down onto the bed and sighs.
Sebastian gloats for a minute, relishing the thought that Blaine must have broken up with Kurt when he moved to New York and assumes Kurt's hesitation over speaking with Blaine and visiting him in Ohio were because he was pining away after him.
Sebastian thinks about how sweet it would be to pay Blaine a visit after he got back to his own body. Perhaps he'd finally have a chance now that Blaine had come to his senses and dumped that loser Kurt.
A knock at the door startles both Kurt and Sebastian out of their thoughts. Kurt stands, smooths out his pants, then walks up to the door and slides it open.
"Adam, hi, you're here," says Kurt softly. "Thanks for coming."
Adam steps in, holding out a bottle wrapped in brown paper. "I brought some wine. One of the advantages of dating a senior."
Kurt ushers Adam in and proceeds to give him a tour of the apartment, ending back at the kitchen table.
"Dinner smells wonderful," Adam says.
"Thanks. I made lasagna. We also have broiled asparagus, salad, and rolls from the amazing French bakery down the street," Kurt explains.
Adam smiles and says something else about how wonderful everything is and how amazing Kurt is, and Sebastian mentally rolls his eyes and tunes it out. He's daydreaming about his freedom after the hour is up and how he's going to spend the money that he almost wasted on this utter disaster.
Sebastian loses track of time and when he starts to pay attention again so he can catch a glimpse of a clock or a cell phone to see if it's 8:45 yet, Kurt and Adam have abandoned the dinner plates on the table and are sitting on the couch, deep in conversation.
"You're right. I am a bit upset about something," Kurt was saying. "I was trying to hide it, but I guess my acting skills need some more improvement."
"I really wish you would talk about it," Adam replied earnestly. "It might make you feel better. And I promise I'm a great listener."
"Well, I got a call from Blaine right before you got here. You know, my ex?"
"You mean the ridiculous fool who cheated on you?" asked Adam.
Sebastian is only half-listening, using Kurt's eyes to dart around the room until he spots the clock on the kitchen microwave. He barely registers that it says 8:52pm when Adam delivers that line. Oh, this is even better than what Sebastian had thought. Blaine didn't just dump Kurt, he found someone better before he even dumped him. "Poor Kurtsie-boy must be crushed," says Sebastian's internal voice in a sarcastic, sing-song tone.
"You know, I still don't understand why you still talk with him," Adam continues.
"It's complicated," Kurt says. "He really hurt me and I want so desperately to get over him. And sometimes I really think I am. But he is my first love and I do care about him. So I want to be friends, but it can be hard to talk with him sometimes. He's always apologizing and asking if we can get back together. It's like he doesn't realize that he crushed my heart and I'm pretty sure I can never trust him again."
"That's understandable, Kurt. He really hurt you," says Adam softly. "What did he want, anyway?"
"Oh, he wants me to come back to Ohio next weekend for our teacher's wedding. It might be nice to see some of my other friends who graduated, but I don't think it's a good idea to go to a wedding with Blaine on Valentine's Day. We have a bit of a history with Valentine's Day in the past. He'll probably delude himself into thinking it's some sort of sign I want to get back together, and I think I'd just be really uncomfortable the whole time."
"No, you should definitely stay here," says Adam in a mock stern voice, trying to lighten the mood. "You know there's someone else in your life who could help you make some new Valentine's Day memories. Like, you know… me. " He grins and wiggles his eyebrows at Kurt until he gets a smile.
Sebastian ignores the rather juvenile flirting that follows and completely forgets about what time it is or trying to get back to his own body. An idea is forming in his head and it's wicked and delicious and stirs a flutter of arousal in his gut. He might just be able to salvage this situation into the once in a lifetime adventure of his dreams he had hoped for.
He runs quickly through the facts again.
Fact number one: Sebastian wants to use someone else's body to live out all of his most outrageous sexual fantasies without causing any harm or embarrassment to himself.
Fact number two: While Sebastian has some shreds of conscience that might prevent him from embarrassing, torturing and possibly causing physical harm certain people, Kurt is not one of those people. Quite the opposite. Sebastian has always loathed and resented Kurt. Just the idea of humiliating KURT, of all people, really turns him on. And humiliating Kurt would be pretty easy, especially considering that Kurt is a total monogamous prude.
Fact number three: Even though Sebastian himself doesn't find Kurt particularly attractive, a lot of other guys who are attractive do seem to find him hot. Kurt himself seems oblivious to the effect he has on the local gay population, but he does own quite a few pairs of practically painted on pants. Seducing guys with Kurt's body would be easy.
Fact number four: Sebastian really wants a chance to fuck Blaine. And apparently, even though Blaine cheated on Kurt for whatever reason, it seems that he desperately wants to get back together with Kurt and presumably "getting back together" includes fucking like bunnies. Kurt, however, is not interested in fucking Blaine. Therefore, Sebastian using Kurt to fuck Blaine would have the added bonus of completely humiliating Kurt.
Fact number five: A perfect opportunity for Sebastian to get himself into Blaine's pants using the cloak of Kurt's body is coming up in a little over a week.
"Wow," Sebastian thinks. "And I was so close to storming back to the company to get my money back. Sid really was right – they found me the perfect host."
Sebastian is so lost in his thoughts, he almost misses a more immediate opportunity for both sex and humiliating Kurt. He's jostled out of his thoughts by the chime of Kurt's phone signaling a text.
"Oh, excuse me a second, Adam," Kurt says as he stands to retrieve the phone.
"Go ahead and check your phone," Adam says. "I'm going to take this opportunity to use your bathroom if you don't mind."
"Oh sure – it's right through there," Kurt gestures, then glances down at his phone.
Rachel: Hi Kurt! I promised you a warning. Brody and I are on our way back. We'll be there in about 30 minutes. I hope you can wrap up anything hot and heavy by then (wink, wink).
Kurt: God, Rachel. I'm so glad Adam went to use the bathroom so he doesn't see me glaring at the phone and start asking questions.
Rachel: So, DID I interrupt something?
Kurt: Shut up! No, just conversation. And there won't be anything to interrupt tonight.
Rachel: But I know he likes you. You should have some fun.
Kurt starts to write "Just because you lowered your standards…", hesitates, then erases that and tries again.
Kurt: I'm just not ready for that right now. Gotta go, he's back.
Kurt, still standing, puts the phone back down on the coffee table just as Adam returns from the bathroom. Adam's eyes rake quickly down and back up Kurt's body and he licks his lips. Kurt swallows nervously and looks away quickly, settling back onto the couch.
Sebastian grins inwardly and decides it's time to take over. If he times it right, he should be able to convince Adam that Kurt is a desperate, wanton slut, experience a great deal of pleasure through Kurt's body, and be sure that Kurt and Adam are in the most embarrassing position possible when Rachel and Brody walk through the door. "Yes," Sebastian thinks. "Thirty minutes sounds just about right."