Me: Hello and welcome to chapter five of Apocalypse crossing end of days
Leon: Wow you can count to five, I must say I would be impressed if it wasn't for the fact that everyone else on the planet can do that
Me: Oh give it a rest you pompous jerk
Leon: Wow you now the word pompous as well, you must be having Benedict tutor you in your spare time
Benedict: Thanks
Leon: That wasn't a compliment
Me: I should really get you a muzzle
Leon: And you a flea collar
Me: Anyway while I go and buy a muzzle for Leon here you guys, the readers, can read the next chapter known as
Chapter five
S is for sustenance
It had been two days since the destruction of the train station and things have been going all right, the zombies have been keeping quiet. But we were still talking about the Agent S situation.
"So let's see what we know, Agent S has been shot twice in the head and had a giant energy beam shot through her head and just recently she has been exposed to a giant explosion, so her status is unknown" Leon said
"The question is how she keeps reforming" Kid cat wondered
"Perhaps she keeps rejuvenating her lost flesh with a constant supply of nourishment, in this case humans, perhaps she then use the digested flesh to reform her own, a way of fighting of the decaying attributes that comes with being a zombie" I suggested, not a hundred percent sure on what I had just said
"Genius, perhaps I was wrong about you" Leon said in a shocked tone
"The question is what are we going to do about it?" Benedict asked "and do all of the zombies possess this skill?"
"Well like myself Agent S is or was a super powered being so I assume that is why she can regenerate flesh, so it is probably an ability unique to her and to me if I were to become a zombie" Kid Cat mused
"And I would say it would be important to destroy her, but it is more important for us to get out of here" Leon said
"Well maybe-" I began to say but I was interrupted
"Help-stuck-in-Nook-tons-help—zombi-tacking-send-help" The radio blared but unfortunately it was a bad signal and only every other word could be heard
"Survivors!" We all yelled
"We've got to help" I yelled as I pulled out the master sword
"We might as well, it's the right thing to do and we are running out of supplies" Leon sighed as he stared at Benedict who had just finished his twelfth drink for that day
"O.K Leon, Ryan and I will go and save these survivors, Benedict you stay with the others and keep them safe" Kid cat commanded when suddenly something dawned on him "Where are the others?"
"Yeah I haven't seen them since we blew up the train station" Leon said
"Brewtser, do you have any idea where they are?" Benedict asked
"Well after the train fiasco the others took some tools and materials from the new wing the museum was building and went to your house to fortify it for a worst case scenario, don't worry they have guns and a walkie talkie to call us if they need help" Brewster replied
"Well okay, guys let's go, Benedict stay here with Brewster" Leon yelled as he Kid Cat and I went through the underground passageway.
What we saw in Nookingtons was something we all agreed never to speak of again. The walls had been coated in flesh and fur, with de-skinned animals hanging from the ceiling by their veins.
"This sick" Leon said
"I agree" Kid Cat agreed
"I hate the redecorating that Nook's done with the place, its way too tacky" I said
"Idiot" Leon muttered
After wandering through Nookingtons for a while (by now Nookingtons had had about ten extensions and was the size of a small shopping centre) we came across what looked like some kind of throne, it too was covered in flesh and at the end of each arm rest was a skull.
"So who do you think this belongs to?" Leon asked
"Throne... mine..." a raspy voice struggled to say, I turned and saw Agent S with her mouth covered in blood
"Attack!" Leon yelled as he pulled out to pistols and began to shoot at the husk of a hero, but he was soon tackled to the ground by some zombies as was Kid Cat leaving me to take care of Agent S.
I drew my sword and lunged at her but she blocked it with her arm which had been reduced to nothing but bone, upon closer inspection I saw that it had been sharpened to a point that it was as sharp as my Master sword.
We began to exchange sword strikes with Agent S using her pointed arm as a sword, I then trust my sword straight through her eye and through her skull and stood triumphantly waiting for her to crumple to the ground, but instead she used he handed arm to remove the sword form her head and through it towards Kid Cat, barely missing him.
Agent S lunged towards me with her bone sword and her sharpened claws aimed at me and I only managed to avoid her.
"This is bad I'm weapon less in a zombie filled convenient store" I thought "wait a minute what better place for weapons than a convenient store"
I tackled Agent S into the ground and ran towards the counter, and just as I thought there was a gun beneath it, I grabbed it ran towards Leon and Kid Cat.
"So what's the plan?" I asked as I loaded the gun
"Plan... hehehe... plan... work" Agent S laughed
"Damn Agent S must have sent the distress signal as a trap" Leon muttered angrily
"Okay, guys I'll distract them and you get back to the roost, I'll be there with you in five minutes" I commanded
"Fine" Leon said as he grabbed Kid Cat and set off towards the underground tunnels
"And now for my plan" I thought "This coupon expires at midnight" I yelled as I rammed the zombies and ran towards the underground passageways.
"I'm back" I yelled as I entered the roost
"And the zombies didn't see where you went?" Leon asked
"Well Agent S was missing an eye so I'm pretty sure no one saw me" I replied
"So now we have to focus on more pressing matters" Kid Cat said "Namely getting out of this hell on Earth"
"I agree" Leon said
"As do I" I said
"Would you guys care for a nice cup of coffee while you plan?" Brewster asked
"Sure" We replied
"There you go" he said as he passed us the drinks "Drink up while it's hot"
"It's got to cool" I replied
"What!" Brewster yelled
Me: And so chapter five comes to an end
Leon: Not bad for an idiot
Benedict: I liked this chapter a lot
Leon: You said that last time, you are easily pleased
Me: Anyway see ya next chapter, till then ciao, sayonara and goodbye