Leon: Hello and welcome to chapter 14 of Apocalypse crossing end of days... anyway in this chapter Kid Cat, Agent S, Samoid and myself have to race against the clock to save Ryan and ourselves from certain doom. So since Ryan wasn't here to commentate and write this chapter I had to do it myself... so this chapter will be from my point of view instead of Ryan's but don't worry eventually we'll put the monkey back to work on the typewriter and he'll go back to producing his chapters with his strange brand of humour. Anyway onto the chapter known as
Chapter 14
Dawn of the final day
It had been three days since are failed escape attempt and not much had happened we hadn't seen Wesker, Big Top or Agent 38 and Majora/Ryan hadn't moved from town hall. We would have attempted an attack by now but with our threat levels being so low compared to his we knew it would end in our deaths.
"Good morning everyone" I yawned as I walked into the main hall of our base, Samoid had found out something critical and had called all of us in to tell us what it had found out
"Good morning Leon" Kid Cat replied as he fidgeted impatiently in his chair "When are we going to see some action?"
"People and zombies... try to kill us... everyday... then we get... two days of peace... and you complain?" Agent S asked
"Yeah... pretty much" Kid Cat replied
"Okay is everybody here? Samoid asked as it walked into the room
"Yes all three of us are here" I replied sarcastically
"Good, anyway as for why we're here... you see... the moon is falling" Samoid explained
"Okay chicken little we'll take care of the nasty moon" I laughed mockingly
"It's true" Samoid shouted "You see the moon is usually 221,463 miles from Earth at this time of year and it is now only about 100 metres away... and it is getting closer
"What's causing this?" Kid Cat asked
"I believe it to be the work of Majora" Samoid replied "According to a journal I found about the mask that Ryan wrote it tried to make the moon crash into a small country called Termina"
"Where does... Ryan get this stuff... anyway?" Agent S asked
"Apparently before all this happened Ryan went on numerous adventures to gain ancient and powerful items like Majora's mask and myself... but that's a story for another fanfic" Samoid replied... seconds later an anvil hit it upon the head
"So I guess beating Majora will stop the moon from hitting Earth" I asked
"Affirmative" Samoid stated
"How long do we have?" Kid Cat asked
"16 hours 38 minutes and eleven seconds" Samoid replied
"So it's... now or... never" Agent S rasped
"Well while you guys devise a plan of attack I'm going to see if I can find anything to help us" I said as I walked off in search of useful equipment
After searching for several minutes I came across a storage closet and within it was a safe of alien design, I assumed this was where Ryan stored the mask, inside it was a small note, I picked it up and red it.
"To whom it may concern, if you are reading this the town is probably in some kind of apocalyptic situation (most likely with zombies), I have probably been beaten up by some kind of jerk in a trench coat and am now probably wearing Majora's mask and am causing the moon to hurtle towards Earth. No Leon I'm not psychic, I just wrote this about ten minutes before my, if you are reading this, failed rescue attempt. If this is the case I need you to kill me. Now I know you may not be too fond n the idea, but it has to be done. I brought this upon myself due to my own cowardice and so must suffer the consequences. Type in 3883 in to the safe and you will get the item you need to kill me. I know we have been through quite a lot together and I consider you a good friend but I need you to kill me... please. Thanks in advance, from your friend Ryan" I red "Dear God Ryan... I swear if we survive this I'm going to kill you for making me kill you"
I typed in the code, a mask appeared and I picked it up, it gave out a strange energy, similar to the energy Majora exuded. Upon it was a sticky note that red Fierce Deity's mask.
"This better be a strong mask... but I won't kill you Ryan I'll find another way" I sighed as I walked back towards the others
I walked back to Samoid and the others and they explained to me the plan they had devised. We were to take the underground tunnels to the town hall, enter the office through a trap door, go up stairs to the room behind the clock tower's clock and free Ryan from the grip that the maniacal mask known as Majora had upon him.
"So how exactly are we to break the grip that the maniacal mask known as Majora has upon him?" I asked
"We'll think of that when we get there" Kid Cat replied as he began to exit the home base
"Well as long as there's a plan" I chuckled sarcastically as I put several guns and the mask in a backpack and put the Master sword in its scabbard and followed Kid Cat with the others not far behind me
After walking for several minutes we came across the trap door to town hall, are journey here had been rather uneventful, apart from the occasional corpse we hadn't seen anything. It was this lack of enemies that worried me, if the B. were too afraid to be here Majora's power must have increased exponentially. We entered through the trap door and to my surprise we saw two people and even more surprisingly they were human.
"Hello who are you?" a blonde haired male of about Ryan's age asked
"I'm Leon, that's Kid Cat, that's Samoid and that zombie who's on our side is called Agent S" I replied "And you are?"
"I'm Matt and that girl of about my age with brown hair is called Susie" Matt replied as he pointed at Susie
"Hi I have amnesia" Susie said happily
"Oh an amnesiac in a zombie invasion... this can only end well" Ryan shouted
"What the" I shouted
"Sorry Ryan insisted on saying that" Majora explained "Now get up here so I can kill several of you, you injure me with that sword, I go to kill the Leon, Kid Cat jumps in the way, he says he finally regained his honour, dies, this inspires Leon to finally beat me but then the moon hits and we all die"
"Don't tell us how to get ourselves killed" Matt shouted angrily "Also who was that?"
"Okay just for that I'm going to make the moon crash in one hour and eleven minutes" Majora shouted angrily
"Why not round it down to an hour?" Susie asked
"Fine" Majora replied "You have one hour to make a futile attempt at stopping me"
"Wouldn't thirty minutes be more suspen-" Matt began but before he could finish I covered his mouth with my hand
"Shut up you morons" I shouted angrily "Now you can both come with us and try to help us take that thing down or you can wait here"
"Fine" they replied in unison
"But who was that guy?" Susie asked
"I'll explain on the way" I shouted as I and the others made our way up the clock tower towards the final battle
After a while we finally got to the room behind the clock tower, the walls were coated with the same substance that Majora's armour was made of and in the corner was Majora sitting on the throne from Nookington's and watching... TV
"He took... my throne" Agent S rasped angrily
"I'll buy you a new one" I whispered "Okay Matt, Susie do you have any weapons?"
"I have a machete" Matt replied happily "Oh and a sniper rifle"
"No" Susie replied glumly
"Well that's just great" I muttered "Samoid what are their threat levels?"
"Scanning... the boy's is... 3" Samoid replied "and the girl's is... ERROR... intiate reboot... logging in... scanning... threat level is... 3083... 2111... 5674... over 9000... 3... 2... 1000... 1"
"Are you okay?" Kid Cat asked
"Y-ye-yes" Samoid replied "There must be an error in my system... I'll have to perform a virus scan later... but for now I do not know the girl's threat level"
"That's... okay" Agent S rasped
"Weird" I muttered "Anyway as for the plan-"
"A little help if you would" Wesker shouted
"Wesker what are you and your flunkies doing here?" I asked
"We tried to capture that maniacal masked moron Majora but he overpowered us and stuck us to the wall" Agent 38 explained
"Get us down" Big Top shouted angrily
"NO" I replied "Anyway Kid Cat, Samoid and Agent S you guys distract Majora and I'll attack him with the sword"
"Affirmative" Samoid stated
"Sure... Leon" Agent S rasped
"Whatever you say" Kid Cat replied
"Matt and Susie you wait here and stay out of the way" I commanded
"But I want to help" Matt whined
"You're not the boss of me" Susie shouted as she kicked me in the leg
"You little b-" I went to say before I was intterupted
"Language Leon" Majora laughed "So I guess it's time for the final battle... let's make it quick the adverts will be over in a minute and I want to see how Pokémon Wiggly Dungeon ends"
"Fine" I muttered as I rubbed my leg "But would you mind pinning Susie and Matt to the wall like you did to Wesker and the pussycats?"
"Sure Leon" Majora giggled "In fact I'll do you one better and pin all of them to the wall"
And then he did just that
"Get me down from here" Kid Cat shouted
"Can't... move" Agent S rasped
"Movement ERROR" Samoid stated
"What did I do?" Matt asked
"Put me down you masked moron" Susie shouted
"Oh this is fair just poor old me against the maniacal masked megalomaniac known as Majora" I complained
"Oh don't act as if you're all defenceless" Majora laughed "Put the mask on"
"How do you know about the mask?" I asked
"Really Leon?" Majora asked "I've turned myself into a mass of flying pixels, I'm making the moon hurtle toward Earth, I beat up Tesco over there and you're wondering how I know something I could easily find out by tapping into Ryan's memories?"
"Well when you put it like that" I sighed as I put the mask on "I-"
Suddenly I felt myself contort and transform much like how Ryan did when Majora took over him. Within seconds I was wearing a tunic similar to the one Ryan wears but with different colours and patterns and was wielding a sword that was twice as long as the Master sword, the blade was shaped like a DNA strand with the two different coloured parts of the blade meeting at the end to make a point. But most importantly I was no longer in control of my own actions, I could see through my eyes but something else was controlling my body.
"Prepare to be destroyed you disgraceful Demigod" The Fierce Deity shouted as he slashed at Majora, removing a large chunk of the armour... however Majora healed this in seconds
"Oh Fierce Deity I was wondering when you would show your ugly face" Majora giggled "Come to spoil my fun again?"
"Don't act as if we are friends you sick freak" Fierce Deity spat "I was enjoying my well deserved imprisonment in my mask when a certain psycho awoke me"
"And this psycho was called?" Majora asked
"Ignoring that idiotic comment, do you have a reason for doing all this?" Fierce Deity asked
"Fun" Majora replied excitedly
"You sick selfish monster" Fierce Deity screamed "I'm going to enjoy killing you"
"Oh don't act all holier than thou, you slaughtered thousands more than I did back in the day" Majora retorted
"Only because you're an incompetent twit" Fierce Deity shouted "Besides I killed to win wars, you killed for no reason whatsoever"
"A murderer with justification is still a murderer" Majora mused
"Touché" Fierce Deity muttered
"Well this fun is but I think there is a more pressing matter" Majora stated
"And what would that be, no wait let me guess, do you need a new host or is a mask change in order" Fierce Deity said dryly
"Well this host is starting to degrade" Majora replied
"It was a rhetorical question you idiot!" Fierce Deity shouted angrily
"Tissue" Majora muttered
"It's touché you idiot" Fierce Deity shouted angrily
"Whatever" Majora giggled "Now are you ready to fight"
"Well-" Fierce Deity began before Majora interrupted him
"That was a rertoricool question" Majora said dryly
"It rhetorical you twit!" Fierce Deity screamed
"I know you are but what am I" Majora taunted
"That's it!" Fierce Deity screamed as he struck his sword at Majora, only for Majora to morph one of his arms into a sword and block the attack, they then began to exchange sword strikes and punches
"Dear God this seems awfully familiar" Kid Cat thought to himself "Samoid-"
"It's 9038" Samoid interrupted "Majora's is currently 9083"
"So Majora has the advantage" Kid Cat mused
"Not enough to make a difference" Samoid stated "This battle could go either way"
"Should we... help?" Agent S asked
"We can't" Kid Cat replied
"And if we could we'd probably be better off staying out of the way" Samoid replied "With their threat levels they could crush us like insects"
"I'm so glad you guys filled me in on what happened on the way up here or I'd be really confused" Matt laughed
"I just wish my life was this interesting" Susie sighed
"You can't even remember your life" Majora shouted before being slashed by Fierce Deity, only to return the blow
"I suppose" Susie murmured
"How did you two survive so long anyway" Kid Cat asked
"Well I saw you, Ryan and Agent S in a scuffle the day this all started, I tried to catch up but the door was barricaded when I got there, zombies were approaching so I ran towards town hall and barricaded it, a couple days later Susie cam through the trap door with no memory and we've been in the town hall eating the food left in the staff fridge until you guys showed up" Matt explained
"Unfortunately there was no rice pudding in the fridge" Susie sighed
"These guys have been fighting murderous zombies and you complain because they didn't have your favourite food?" Fierce Deity asked as he punched Majora
"Yeah pretty much" Susie replied plainly
"Whatever" Fierce Deity sighed as Majora punched him in the gut
"Well at least that Majora is going to get what's coming to him" Wesker laughed
"That's what we thought when Majora beat you up" Kid Cat laughed
"Shut up you has-been hero" Agent 38 shouted "Nobody insults the great Wesker"
"The lapdog defends his master... what a surprise" Majora said sarcastically as he threw Fierce Deity at a wall
"Aren't you busy getting beaten up?" Agent 38 laughed
"Don't act so tough it's Gloomy Mc Doom over here giving me a challenge not you" Majora replied as Fierce Deity threw him at a wall
"He owned you" Big Top laughed
"Shut up you mutated freak" Agent 38 shouted
"Quite lapdog" Big Top taunted
"Am I going to have to separate you two?" Wesker asked
"Ryan would have loved this" Samoid stated
"He'll be... back soon" Agent S reassured
"She's right" Kid Cat agreed
"So do you think you guys can train me later to raise my threat level?" Matt asked
"Me too" Susie chimed in
"Sure" Kid Cat replied
"Thanks" Susie and Matt said
"You really think you can win you weird twit?" Fierce Deity asked as he put his sword to Majora's throat
"Of course I can you uptight jerk" Majora replied as he wrapped his tendrils around the sword and began to play tug of war with Fierce Deity
"These two bicker more than the real Leon and Ryan" Kid Cat laughed
"True" Agent S rasped
"You got a point" Wesker said
"I begrudgingly agree" Agent 38 muttered
"No way Leon and Ryan argue way more than these two" Big Top argued
"I've got to agree with Big Top on this one" Samoid stated
"Now way Majora's way more obnoxious than Ryan" Matt laughed
"He's got a point" Kid Cat said "Majora is obnoxious
"I'm in the room" Majora shouted angrily as he glared at Kid Cat and Matt
"Unfortunately" Fierce Deity said as he took advantage of the distracted Majora and landed eleven consecutive blows on the monster
"No... fair I... wasn't... ready" Majora seethed in pain as all of the flesh like armour receded until only the mask was left on Ryan's face
"Life's not fair" Fierce Deity muttered as he put his sword just under Majora's mask "This is going to hurt you a lot more than it will hurt me... and I'm glad"
Fierce Deity put pressure on the handle of his sword, pushing it down, this caused the blade to go upwards and because it was just under the mask it caused the mask to be slowly peeled off until the force was too much and the mask lost its grip and flew into the air
"And know with him gone I can continue my war against although who dare to breach my dogma" Fierce Deity laughed "Which is living is a privilege, not a right and those that wish to live have to fight for it"
After saying this Fierce Deity, with his sword in hand walked up to Wesker and put his sword to his neck.
"And those that bend the rules of life and death will suffer" Fierce Deity laughed "Albert Wesker prepare to die"
"Please, better men then you have tried" Wesker laughed, but it was clear he was terrified
"I am not a man I am a God" Fierce Deity hissed "Now in the name of all those you have killed and resurrected you will suffer"
"Not so fast" Majora giggled as it began to hurtle back towards the ground, several tendrils grew from it, wrapped themselves around the Fierce Deity's head and ripped of his mask
"Well played" fierce Deity laughed as he turned back into a mask and Leon began to turn back into himself
"Till next time" Majora giggled as he too became a mask
"Well that was a horrible experience" I muttered as I dusted myself off and got up
"Yeah" Ryan laughed as he walked towards me "Sorry about all the trouble I caused"
"Consider it water under the bridge" I laughed
"Trolls live under bridges" Ryan mused
"Okay... it's good to see you're back to normal... or whatever qualifies for normal with you" I mused "Anyway what do you say we get these guy's down?" I asked as I handed Ryan the Master sword
"Sure thing" Ryan said as he slashed away the strange material that bound our friends to the wall
"Thanks Ryan" Kid Cat said
"Thank... you" Agent S rasped
"Thank master" Samoid stated
"Thanks I guess" Susie murmured
"Hi Ryan" Matt shouted
"Hi Matt good to see you again" Ryan laughed
"You two know each other?" I asked
"Yes" they replied plainly in unison
"Okay..." I said "So shall we go?"
"Sure" the others replied as they dusted themselves off and made their way down the clock tower
"Coming Ryan?" I asked
"Be down in a minute" Ryan replied
"Whatever" I said as I walked down the stairs
With us gone Ryan took the opportunity to reclaims his masks
"Well you tried to take over my body and you almost destroyed my body" Ryan thought as he stared at the two masks "But if I leave you here there's no telling what Wesker and his merry menagerie of mutated monsters will do with you"
With that Ryan began to take his leave but before he did something caught his attention or more specifically someone
"Aren't you going to get us down?" Wesker asked angrily
"No" Ryan laughed as he made his way down the clock tower
"I really hate that kid" Wesker muttered
"Me too" Agent 38 agreed
"So how do we get down?" Big Top asked
"Well without Majora this flesh like substance will probably decay within a couple of hours... so till then we wait" Wesker sighed
After several minutes we finally arrived at home base where we decided to have a meal and discuss the current situation
"So I destroyed Gulliver's ship" Ryan sighed
"It wasn't your fault you weren't in control of your own actions" Kid Cat said
"On the bright side the moon is returning to its original orbit" Samoid stated
"Besides if it wasn't for you we would have never found Matt and Susie" Leon said
"Yeah I guess" Ryan murmured "So what's the plan now?"
"Well I can fly a plane if that helps" Matt suggested
"Well that's convenient" I replied "I suppose we could get a plane or helicopter from the airport and fly out of here"
"So tomorrow we go to the airport, get a plane or helicopter and fly far away from here" Samoid stated "Agreed?"
"Sure" Ryan laughed "After all things went so well last time we went to the airport"
"Whatever" I muttered
"Fine by me" Matt shouted
"Sounds good" Kid Cat said
"Fine" Agent S rasped
"Okay" Susie said
"Well you humans should probably rest... Ryan, Leon I need to talk to you two privately" Samoid stated
With that the others went to their sleeping quarters (We had already assigned rooms for Matt and Susie) leaving only Ryan, Samoid and myself.
"So what's the problem?" I asked
"Well I wanted to tell Agent S and Kid Cat as well but it would have seemed to suspicious" Samoid began "Remember when I scanned Susie to try and find out her threat level?"
"Yes" I replied
"No I was possessed" Ryan replied "But to save time let's say I do"
"Well even though I was unable to tell her threat level I was able to pick up a strange wave length using my sensors" Samoid stated
"And?" I asked
"They're the same energy signatures that Big Top, Agent S, Wesker and the other B. give out" Samoid replied
"Well that's... discouraging" I muttered
"I told you now good come from amnesiacs" Ryan shouted
"Keep your voice down" I whispered "Anyway tomorrow will tell everyone were going to go on a supply run but we'll actually go to that umbrella lab and see if we can find any information"
"Very well" Samoid stated
"Okay" Ryan replied
"Ryan and I share a room with Kid Cat so we'll fill him in" I explained "Samoid you tell Agent S"
"Affirmative" Samoid stated
With that finished Ryan and I went to our room and explained what Samoid told us to Kid Cat
"I see" Kid Cat sighed
"But we'll deal with that tomorrow" Ryan assured Kid Cat
"Well goodnight" I yawned as I prepared to go to bed
"Wait Leon... thanks for saving me" Ryan murmured
"No problem... friend" I murmured
"Well it's good to see you two getting along" Kid Cat laughed
"Yeah I think from now on Leon and... wait a minute" Ryan shouted as he punched me in the arm
"What was that for?" I asked angrily
"I was that psycho" Ryan angrily replied
"What?" I angrily asked (again)
"Chapter four, third line, not including commentary, you said and I quote 'a certain psycho ran into me'" Ryan explained "I was that psycho you were talking about"
"You... only just realised that?" I asked, clearly dumbfounded
"Yes" Ryan replied plainly as he tackled me to the ground
"You'll pay for that you weird twit" I shouted
"Says the uptight jerk" Ryan yelled
"Some things never change" Kid Cat laughed as he began to fall asleep
Leon: And so the first chapter written by myself comes to an end
Me: Well Leon I must say you did a good job filling in for me, this hapter came out pretty well
Leon: Thanks
Me: And if you ever want to write another chapter...
Leon: No thanks
Me: Okay, we'll see ya next chapter, which will be written by me, ciao, sayonara and goodbye