Me: Hello and welcome to chapter fifteen of Apocalypse Crossing end of days, unlike the previous chapter this will be written by yours truly
Leon: So it's going to be a terrible piece of unreadable rubbish?
Me: That's it you're fired
Leon: What?
Me: Security
Leon: You'll hear from my lawyers
Me: Anyway time for the chapter known as
Chapter 15
Judgement Day
Apocalypse Crossing end of days is written before a live studio audience
The role of Leon .S. Kennedy will be played by Arnold Schwarzenegger
"Great Scott Leon zombies just took Kid Cat, Samoid and Agent S... What are we going to do?" I asked
"Terminate them" 'Leon' replied as he walked off
"Wait what should I tell Susie and Matt?" I asked
"Tell them I'll be back" 'Leon' replied "Asta la vista baby"
"Wait I-" I began
Me: Cut, Arnold... this just isn't working... you're my favourite actor but I just don't think you're right for the role
Arnold: Are you saying I am fired?
Me: Yes
Arnold: Very well... asta la vista Ryan
Leon: So am I back in?
Me: Yes
Leon: Great, now for the real chapter fifteen known as
Chapter 15
The curious case of Susie maddened
It was the morning after the day before today... that is to say it was the morning after I had been freed from Majora. Today Leon, Samoid and I were going to learn what we could about the secretive Susie... but we would probably not learn much about the not so mysterious Matt.
"Well we're going to go get some... supplies" I lied
"Yes Ryan, Samoid and I will go and get some food from some of the nearby houses, we should be back in a few hours, Kid Cat, Agent S, while we're gone you can teach Matt and Susie some basic techniques so they'll be more likely to survive this living hell" Leon lied, in a much more convincing way than I did
"What about escaping this living hell?" Matt asked
"Well we could do that now but you and Susie would be unlikely to survive the trip there... especially with Wesker and merry menagerie of mutated morons gallivanting across the town" Leon replied
"Hey that merry menagerie insult was mine" I shouted
"Well I wrote that chapter so it was mine" Leon retorted... seconds later an anvil hit him upon the head
"Hooray for running gags" I shouted
"So we'll stay here and train... and you guys go and get supplies" Matt mused
"Agreed" Everyone said in unison
Minutes later at the umbrella laboratory
"So found any information yet?" Leon asked as he looked through another computer file
"No" I replied as I red another of the diaries of the scientists that worked here "When did it all become so complicated? Remember the good old days Leon?"
"What good old days?" Leon asked
"Well remember that time we fought off zombies in the Winchester?" I asked
"Ryan that was Shaun of the dead" Leon corrected
"Oh... oh yeah" I sighed "What about the time we chained Merle to the roof?"
"That was the Walking Dead" Leon corrected
"How about that time we found Fred in the middle of a street?" I asked
"That was I am legend" Leon muttered
"How about when I walked around an abandoned London, walked into a church and was attacked by a rage infected priest and then you and Kid Cat got him with-" I began
"We are not referencing that series again" Leon interrupted "Any other stories from the 'good old days'?"
"The time we went to investigate a series of disappearances at the Curien Mansion? The time we fought zombies in Pennsylvania? The time we fought those weird zombies on the Ishimura? The time we fought zombies in that mall in Willamette? The time we fought zombies on Banoi?" I asked frantically
"House of the dead, Left 4 dead, Dead space, Dead rising and Dead island" Leon sighed "One more... I will suffer through one more of these 'memories'"
"Okay what about the time we went on vacation to that cabin in the woods and found the Necronomicon?" I asked
"That was the evil dead" Leon sighed
"I have the Necronomicon at the home base in that vault" I laughed happily
"Of course you do" Leon chuckled as he went back to searching for information on the computer
"I think I've found something" Samoid stated
"And what would that be?" Leon asked
"Big Top's personal journal" Samoid replied as it chucked the journal to Leon "Pages 38 to 45"
"Let's see" Leon murmured "Day 11, after days of trying to capture her we finally caught the girl in a small town called Kirby Road (Why in the world is a town called Kirby ROAD). As per our agreement with Wesker we have begun construction of a lab in this town, this will be particularly easy as this town has a series of underground tunnels, unfortunately this town is home to my nemesis Kid Cat... but I have a proposition which will hopefully turn him to our side. It would have been easier to transfer her to one of our other labs but the idea is that whatever makes her so special is here so we are also to search for it. Wesker has yet to tell me why this girl is so special, he says the scan will speak for its self... we will conduct said scans tomorrow. Day 14, we conducted the scan today and Wesker was right, the scans told me everything I needed to know. Her DNA has special properties that, theoretically, will allow us to make a B.O.W that surpasses anything we have created thus far... except perhaps Wesker himself. Tomorrow we will start making designs for the B.O.W we will turn her into, making sure to take full advantage of her DNA. Day 17, after hours of design, preparation, hard work and gene splicing we have finally done it... We have finally created a B.O.W that will surpass Wesker himself, she has the basic abilities, enhanced strength, endurance and agility but she also has many special abilities. Thanks to her special DNA we were able to give her an ability that can only be described as telekinesis, the ability to read and affect minds and the ability to control other B. . Due to all this tampering with her brain she will likely have amnesia when she is awoken, which is fortunate as she would be unlikely to join us if she remembered all this, she may also be mentally unstable... but this will not matter as she will be under my control and unable to use any of her abilities until I say the words 'initiate B.O.W ability protocol 32'. Day 20, the experiment has met complications and will take several more days to complete so we have decided to produce several lesser B. just in case we are discovered, we have also removed all of our files on the girl and transferred them to a memory stick that I will keep with me at all times. Day 22, Kid Cat has finally discovered us but I managed to bribe him to keep him quiet. The experiment is projected to be finished in five days... at which point I will take the girl to Wesker at the main umbrella lab and... Take care of him. Day 25, Agent S discovered the arrangement Kid Cat and I had made and in a panic Kid Cat blasted her into a tube containing the T-virus. I assured him I would take care of her. This event has provided me with a rare opportunity to see the effects the T-virus has upon a super powered individual... if the affects are sufficiently pleasing I will infect myself... of course the procedure I'll be under will be controlled and will be improved by adding extra abilities. Day 27, the girl is finally complete and in two days I will take her to Wesker, at which point I will use her to take him down. In the meantime I will see what I can learn from Agent S and see if it is worth changing myself... I must act quickly though as I have received news that Leon S Kennedy will be arriving in this town soon... apparently someone tipped him off to our experiments. It doesn't matter though becau-"
"Becau what?" I asked
"It cuts of there" Leon explained
"That was probably when Agent S came back to life and rampaged through the lab" Samoid mused
"So all this happened, all these lives were lost, Agent S is a zombie, Kid Cat is a fallen hero, we've been suffering so much, this lab was designed, Big Top became a B.O.W, Wesker came here, Ryan was traumatized, Majora almost killed us all, I had to transform into a demigod and I had to meet Ryan all because of Susie" Leon shouted "Damn her... I could have not met Ryan"
"Hey!" I shouted
"Kidding" Leon chuckled "But seriously all this happened all because of one girl?"
"If only we could go back in time" I sighed "Wait a minute we need a Delorean"
"Ryan you can't seriously think-" Leon began
"All we need is to get the car up to 88 miles per hour and get some Plutonium to produce the necessary 1.21 jiggawatts" I interrupted "And Leon I know this is heavy but if my calculation are correct when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious-"
"Ryan it won't work" Leon interrupted
"Okay let's just reset" I commanded... I was then hit by an anvil
Chapter One
The beginning of the end
It was a special day in Kirby Road, for it was the annual Chicken convention and it was being held in this very town.
"Ryan thanks for coming with me to the Chicken convention, you see I'm just so nervous, I mean what if the other chickens think I'm not good enough? Benedict said as he looked over his speech
"Don't worry Benedict you'll-" I said
"No ressetin'" a zombified Resseti shouted, suddenly we were transported back to...
Chapter 15
The curious case of Susie maddened
"You" I shouted as I stabbed Resseti in the head "Dear Majora, I have wanted to do that for so long"
"So I suppose resetting is out of the question" Leon sighed "Now let us gather some supplies and return to base while there is still some semblance of the fourth wall"
"Okay but let's take the diary with us" Samoid stated as it picked up the diary
"What are we going to do about the scientifically super powered Susie?" I asked
"Well I think the best thing we can do is make sure Susie keeps away from Big Top lest he says the word that push her berserk button" Leon replied
We then grabbed some food from the fridge in the lab and began to return to our base but when we got there...
"Why... Won't... This... Door... Open" Wesker panted as he punched at the door of our base repeatedly
"Perhaps we should try the password input machine" Agent 38 suggested
"Because it could take hours to crack the code and we don't have that kind of time" Big Top shouted "They have the ultimate B.O.W in there and if they can turn her to their side we won't stand a chance"
"I swear Big Top when all this is said and done the board of directors and myself are going to have a serious talk about your demotion, not whether it will happen, because it will, but how much you are demoted" Wesker yelled "I mean seriously all you had to do was turn one human into a B.O.W and you managed to turn an entire town into a nice sneak preview of the apocalypse"
"Dear Majora those mutated morons have found our base" Leon whispered angrily
"Don't worry" I laughed "That door is made of a metal not of this world, it is virtually unbreakable"
"So now we just need to find away to get in there without letting them in" Samoid stated
"Oh I know, we'll say we're delivering a pizza and then... Nah I got nothing" I sighed
"Looks like I'll have to come up with a plan" Leon sighed
"Oh wait I got an idea now" I shouted "We'll pretend to be Jehovah's witnesses and then they'll completely ignore us"
"Ryan Jehovah's witnesses are fully entitled to their beliefs and should be respected and treated just like any other human being" Leon scolded
"Dear Majora they got to you didn't they Leon" I accused "Now I don't mind them I just don't want to bothered in my own, now destroyed, house... and you can't pretend you're not in because you left your blinds open and then they look in your window and they see you and look at you with those sad eyes so you have to let them in and then you don't want to be rude so you have to fain interest and then you feel compelled to offer them tea and then you have to give them biscuits as well and then you don't have biscuits so you have to tell them that and the say it's okay but you know they are judging you but you know what Joey doesn't share food, and then Captain America wants to know what Tony Stark is if you take away the armour, well Cap if you take away the armour he is Sherlock Holmes, but the important thing is that he was able to build the arc reactor in a cave... with a box of scraps. But the real question is what the hell are you doing out here Fred? Well there is no Earthly way of knowing Daniel-san so I'm going to make you an offer you can't refuse... wax on, wax off and by the power of Gray skull it is for the greater good because there is a girl in the garden"
"Are you finished?" Leon asked
"Yes" I panted "Wait don't forget to kill Philip"
"Whatever" Leon sighed
"The views expressed by the fictional characters in this fan fiction do not represent the views of DimentioDude38" Samoid stated... seconds later the anvil fell
"I thought I was an author's avatar?" Ryan asked
"No you're an author's pet" Samoid replied
"No he's a Mary Sue" Leon argued
"Well whatever he is he is soon going to be a red smear on the wall" Wesker laughed as he grabbed me by the throat, Agent 38 grabbed Leon and Big Top grabbed Samoid
"So Ryan who should I kill first?" Wesker asked
"Agent 38" I replied sharply
"Funny" Wesker sarcastically laughed "I think I'll kill you first"
"Not today Wesker" Kid Cat shouted as he kicked Wesker in the jaw sending him miles away, he then began to grapple with Big Top while Agent S wrestled Agent 38 off of Leon
"Ryan, Leon, robot thing are you okay" Matt asked as he and Susie ran towards us
"Susie you've got to stay away from Big Top" Leon shouted
"Why?" Susie asked
"Because he... wants to kill you" Leon lied
"Well what does he look like?" Susie asked
"Well sometimes he looks like Leon and sometimes he looks like me and one time he looked like Kid Cat but most of the time he looks like Big Top" I replied
"Idiot" Leon sighed "He's an elephant"
"Ah Susan so good to see you" Big Top laughed as he chucked Kid Cat towards Agent S and Agent 38 and then slowly staggered towards "initiate B.O.W ability proto-"
"Shut up you pompous pachyderm" I shouted as I threw my sword into Big Top's mouth, rendering him unable of finishing his sentence
"initifdate .W abeilitdfy prrfgotocofl 38" Big Top gargled as he tried to remove the sword from its place in his mouth
"Pompous pachyderm?" Leon asked
"I do know some vocabilarium lingo" I replied
"How did I get stuck with this guy?" Leon asked
"Well I'm sick of toying around" Wesker shouted as he pinned me and Leon to the wall, Agent 38 pinned Samoid and Agent S to the wall leaving Susie alone with Big Top (except Matt but he doesn't really do much)
"I hafte thagt kiod, whedn I gert thius sword out of my, there we go" Big Top laughed as he removed the Master sword from his mouth and threw it towards Wesker, hitting him square in the chest, pinning him to the wall
"You mutated mammoth wannabe what are you doing?" Wesker asked angrily as he let go of me and Leon and Agent 38 let go of Samoid and Agent S
"Well Wesker now that I have the ultimate life form I can finally kill you and then I'll capture sword slash kid and the ragtag bunch and hand them to the board of directors then I'll have your job and then I'll use Susan to kill the directors and become the head of umbrella" Big Top laughed
"That's really something I'd expect from you Wesker" Leon mused
"It's really something I wanted to do" Wesker sighed
"Enough chatter initiate B.O.W ability protocol 32" Big Top shouted
"What in the world is goi- initiating B.O.W ability protocol 32... abilities activated..." Susie murmured
"Excellent know Susan assert your mind control over Wesker" Big Top ordered
"Command noted... command ignored" Susie murmured
"What you insolent little bi-" Big Top began
"Loading personality files... ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR ERROR... personality files damaged... continue loading?... Loading... Loading... Loading..." Susie interrupted
"Why does she speak like a computer?" I asked
"I don't know it's your story" Leon replied
"Damaged personality files loaded... Begin reboot protocol?... Beginning reboot... Repair personality files as a secondary directive?... Secondary directive set... Reboot complete... Starting Susie in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..." Susie blared "So Big Top you dare to give me orders"
"I created you and-" Big Top began "mind override initiated... subject Big Top now a part of the Susie network"
"Oh great a computerized hive mind" I muttered
"This preposterous story arc ends now" Wesker shouted as he dropped the Master sword and charged towards Susie
"Not so fast" Susie laughed
"You little bi- mind override initiated... subject Wesker now a part of the Susie network" Wesker muttered
"Good work... Susie" Agent S rasped as she and the rest of others walked towards Susie
"Oh please you pathetic mortals I am not on your side I am on my own side" Susie giggled "Now you Agent S will be useful but the rest of you are useless to me so you must die"
"But... Su- mind override initiated... subject Agent... S now a part... of the Susie... network" Agent S rasped
"As for the rest of you while I can't officially add you to the hive mind I can mind control you" Susie laughed as she sent out a mental signal
"Dear Maj-" Leon screamed as he shuffled towards Susie
"What the he-" Kid Cat screamed as he shuffled towards Susie
"Help me robot thi-" Matt screamed as he shuffled towards
"System error" Samoid stated as it shuffled towards Susie
"I told you no good would come from an amnes-" I screamed as I shuffled towards Susie, but not before picking up the Master sword
"Nice try you overhyped idiot" Agent 38 laughed "Years of being trained by Wesker to be emotionally distant, strong of mind and strong willed have left me unable of being brainwashed"
"Perhaps but with my army of mind controlled warriors you don't stand a ch-" Susie began but before I could finish I stabbed her in the leg "How... did... you resist... my mind... control?"
"Elementary my dear witless my prolonged exposure to the alien power suit has left my mind different to that of the average human, as an added side affect thanks to your attempt to affect my neurological patterns you have actually increased my I.Q by 2683 points" I laughed "I know have access to every memory I have ever recorded no matter how abstract"
"You'll pay... for this" Susie threatened as she clutched her wound
"From memory I know that you lack a regenerative factor so I would recommend going to the Kirby Road hospital and getting your mind controlled servants to tend to your wounds, you should then probably wait three days for the damage to truly heal. But don't worry we'll be there in 3 days for the granditer ultimo" I explained
"How do I know you'll come?" Susie asked as Leon picked her up
"Because I give you my word we will" I replied
"Very well" Susie agreed "Minions get me to the hospital and heal my wound"
And with that Susie and her mind controlled minions made their leave
"We'll?" Agent 38 asked
"You have any other choice?" I asked as I looked at the blood upon my sword
"I guess you're right" Agent 38 sighed "So what's the plan?"
"Well we have her DNA" I mused as I put the blood in a small tube that I carried around for some reason "Let us venture to my lab so that we can study this DNA"
Several minutes later at home base
"This is very fascinating" I muttered to myself
"So what's the diagnosis Doc?" Agent 38 asked mockingly as he amused himself with a switchblade
"Well I'm just about to add a drop of Agent S's DNA and... dear Majora" I muttered "This is astounding"
"What going on now?" Agent 38 asked
"In a moment" I replied "And now if I add a drop of my DNA... hehehe this is it"
"Going to fill me in?" Agent 38 asked
"Perhaps" I replied "But that would depend on whether or not you would be willing to join me"
"And if I were to join you?" Agent 38 asked
"Well let's just say the possibilities are... limitless" I laughed
Me: And so another chapter reaches its logical conclusion
Agent 38: What about the story is logical?
Me: Be silent you overpaid thug for hire
Agent 38: If I felt emotion I'd probably be offended
Me: There is a 98.3 percent chance you would be. Any way I will see you next chapter. Ciao, sayonara, goodbye and good sailing.