Heya.
Been a while.
Like a year, now.
I AM SO GOOD AT THIS UPDATING THINGAMAJIGGER. YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT.
Nah but uh, I'm deleting this story and re-doing it. Won't be uploaded until it's actually finished, beginning to end.
You: BUT SNEAKERS THAT'LL TAKE SO FUCKIN' LONG OHMAHGAWDGJROGHUREGEJRURE
Me: Shhhh...sh shs hs shhhhshshsh...I'm tired of people messaging me asking for updates shhhhhhhshshshshshsshspancakeshshshshs... there's no wait-time if the story's already complete.
That's how our conversation is going to go. You and me specifically. Who are you? You're you, that's who.
Yeah. Eliminating wait-time makes you, me, and Obama happy.
#ohshitsnacksobamawasmentioned
In the meantime, one-shots'll be posted one by one. Hooray. c:
I dunno when I'll post them.
I dunno what genre they'll be.
But I do know that PewdieCry.
FOOL. That is all. *sips tea and has sex with Death the Kid*