A/N: Okay, first of all I would like to thank Sugarpops12 and Me(guest) for reviewing! I would also like to say that I was away all weekend and didn't have internet on my laptop so I could not update.
I do not own Jessie
A few months later, around breakfast time I was sitting in the living room, thinking about how diapers suck. Like seriously, can't we just have bloody underwear like everyone else in the world and just know how to use the toilet!? That was be the most amazing thing ever. Good thing I'm three, or else I would not be amused. I can at least go without help, but I still have to use the stupid things.
And pacifiers, out of everything you could use to make a baby shut the hell up, these adults think of pacifiers. Okay, so I under when you are gagged you cannot talk. So I guess they decided to use that idea and make a gag on a stick that you suck on for little children who cry. Good thing that I have a good throw still, because every time someone tries to give me one I throw it at them. That taught them a lesson.
All of the sudden I saw Bertram bringing stuff out of the table onto the terrace.
"What you doing?" I ask him.
"Go into the kitchen." He responds as he continues his way outside. Confused, hesitantly and curious I stand up and start my way towards the kitchen. Never in my life have I seen Bertram actually work unless mom and dad were home... wait a second...
I open the door and see dad standing at the counter placing his wallet on it, "Daddy!" I cry as I run into the room. I had to admit, that was not one of my finer moments.
"Hey Dest" Dad says as he turns around and picks me up off the ground easily, "How's mini mommy?" he asks me as he finishes when he was doing and puts his wallet back in his pocket.
"Good!" I say as my arms around his neck and I press my face against his neck. All of the sudden I feel my eye lids getting heavy. Why am I tired, it is like nine in the morning.
"Dest to early to go back to sleep." Dad says with a laugh as he walks out onto the terrace with me and places me on a chair.
"Dad!" I hear Emma say as she runs out onto the deck and hugs dad. Ravi follows her lead.
"Mr. Daddy!" Ravi says. I don't understand why he puts the Mr. in front of what he says, not cool dude.
"Why don't you two sit down?" Dad says as the two sit down in chairs.
"Working." I hear Bertram say to someone as he walks out with a picture of orange juice. That is not something you hear every day.
"Dad!" Luke says as he walks out onto the terrace and hugs dad.
"Hey bud! And Jessie! Good you're all here." He says as Luke sits down.
"I missed you guys so much! I felt like my heart was gonna... was gonna..." dad lurches forward a little bit. We all are on the edges of our seats. What is going on right now, not cool. Is this one of his jokes? All of the sudden a fake heart bursts from his shirt and everyone screams, "Burst." He says with chuckle.
"Mr. Daddy is full of these shenanigans." Ravi starts to explain to Jessie. Shenanigans? Who says that? Is that some super smart Ravi words that only he can pull off because for everyone else it would either sound stupid or weird? I believe it is.
"...well he is staying here!" Dad says. Emma stands up and starts to hyperventilate. What just happened? Now Jessie is fainting... what is going on?
"We'll meet you guys in the living room in a sec..." Dad says as he helps Jessie and Emma. I walk into the living room with my older siblings and sit down on the couch.
After a few minutes dad walks in with Jessie and Emma, finally.
"So since he is staying here, you guys will need to act normal... so here are some tips on acting." Dad says as he hands us out flashcards. I look at mine. Be cute and independent, me? Independent? What word does he come from? I am an eighteen year old in the body of a three year old, I do not want to be independent, that's boring.
"Be nice to Emma?" Luke scoffs.
"Daddy!" I whine. Dad starts to get everything ready as Jessie goes to talk to Bertram in the kitchen. Everyone goes off into their own groups but I run over to dad, I have to pretend I can't read.
"Daddy!" I whine louder. Dad looks down to me then kneels beside me.
"Do you know what it says?" dad asks me. I nod my head and pout. I know I have him wrapped around my finger now, I can tell, "It says be cute." He says, leaving off the rest of it. He stands again and takes the card and putting it in his pocket.
All of the sudden Tony speaks into the voice box thing and tells us that someone named Rufus T Firefly is here. Who the heck is that? Emma goes into the elevator and Jessie runs down the stairs.
When they go dad gets his people's choice award and puts it on the piano- why do we have a piano!? Nobody knows how to play it!
"Come around the award!" he says to us. We all go over and I start to crawl under the piano but he picks me up. By the look on his face he is wondering why I am being so difficult. Maybe it is because there is some celebrity coming into our house.
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