Me: Hello and welcome to the very first what if saga
Leon: What if saga?
Me: Yes, like the original story it spans multiple chapters, and like the other three what if chapters it is based upon an alternate reality, specifically the reality created in 'What if there was a second Samoid?'
Leon: I see, so what exactly is so important that is requires multiple chapters?
Ryan: Oh you'll see, but I assure you it parodies and references multiple things
Leon: Fair eno- wait, why don't you just make this into a new fanfic?
Ryan: Because then I would lose all my statistics, anyway time for the Saga known as
What if Saga 1
The Samoid Saga
Episode 1, I so, so, so definitely should not have said that
"Master Ryan, the first guests are here" Samoid informed me
"Thank you Samoid" I thanked
"Shall we begin with the pre programmed 'small talk'?" Samoid 2.0 asked
"Yes, now go, I have a few lasts preparation to make" I replied and ordered
The Samoid's left, and I was alone. It had been 1 year, 8 months, 3 weeks, 3 days, 8 hours and eleven minutes since we had escaped Kirby Road, or to put it in simpler terms, December ninth, and today I was throwing a party to celebrate the six month anniversary of Samoid tech. It was a formal get together of various people I didn't know but was supposed to be impressed by, spiced up by the addition of several of my friends.
"So what arduous task am I stuck with tonight?" My clone, Genesis, asked bitterly
"Oh nothing tonight Genesis, I can handle this media appearance... but the toaster in kitchen number 2 isn't working... so if you could fix that, I'd really appreciate it" I replied
"Oh of course, after all I don't have a life, I merely exist to fulfil your requests, so I honestly can't think of any better use of my 2308 I.Q than to fix your toaster" Genesis spat
"Thanks buddy" I thanked, clueless to his resentment "Remember to stay out of sight, if people saw two of me, there'd probably be a lot of questions... oh and if you get hungry or bored or something, I left you some things next to the safe"
"Thank you o gracious progenitor" Genesis muttered as he left the room
After his leaving I made my way to the main hall where about fifty guests had gathered, I made my way through the crowd, having several awkward conversations without actually using the name of the person I was talking to due to a lack of knowledge of said name, until I came across someone I actually wanted to talk to
"Tony, good to see you" I laughed as I approached Tony Stark, Billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, and of course my good friend
"Good to see you to Ryan, nice party, but I gotta say, it really doesn't seem like your kind of thing" Tony mused
"It's not, but my 'publicists' insisted" I explained as I pointed at Samoid and Samoid 2.0, who currently seemed to be using their own pre programmed 'small talk' to get me yet another sponsor for yet another publicity stunt to increase the already amazing public relations between 'Samoid tech' and the public, 'Samoid tech', one of the most successful companies in the Western world, being the company 'I' created with the profit from my book, of course Samoid tech's success really had nothing to do with me, I was a mere figure head, the success of the company belonged solely to Samoid and Samoid 2.0, both of whom had practically begged me to let them create the company, apparently they needed a hobby or something and running a business had always been a dream of theirs... but I digress, to the public they were both my first creations, the truth that I found Samoid and Samoid 2.0, that they created and ran Samoid tech and that my book was based on a true story was known to only a few individuals, Tony Stark being one of them "Speaking of armour, how's the Mark 3 coming along?"
"Well I still have to iron out a few bugs, but it's basically finished" Tony replied "How's the new hammer space technology coming along?"
"I have no idea" I replied "It's not like I make my inventions"
Although to be fair, the past few products produced by Samoid tech weren't produced by the Samoid's either, they were simply reverse engineered and simplified versions of things found in my home base, the hammer space technology that allows me to transport the base being the most recent invention 'we' were 'producing'
"Of course not, but to the public you're a genius on par with myself" Tony remarked
"I'm not the only one who lies to the public" I laughed "After all besides me and several others, no one knows your Iron Man"
"Fair enough" Tony laughed "Speaking of Iron Man, have you had any luck deciphering the location of the third Makulan ring? Because I haven't"
"Well it's funny you should mention that, you see I was looking through my safe... and I found this" I replied as I pulled the third Makulan ring out of my pocket, the Makulan rings being some kind of alien technology in ring form, and of course since they were of alien origin, I had to have them "Seems I found it months ago, had no idea what it was at the time of course"
"Good, better you have it than the Mandarin" Tony laughed as he began to leave "I'll talk to you later, keep that ring safe"
"Will do" I replied as I too left, the Mandarin, for those of you wondering, is the arch enemy of Iron Man, who seeks the Makulan rings to usher in a new age of something or other, being me, I had met him once... and he beat me up, but it was a close fight, despite what Tony may of told the others "Hey there's Leon"
It was true, Leon was here, as per my invitation, and he seemed to be discussing C.O.M.E.T.S tactics with Gotham city police commissioner Gordon and former NYPD commissioner George Stacy, but of course, what I had to say was more important
"And then I just used a basic flanking manoeuvre, and we managed to catch Venom, of course it would have been almost impossible if we hadn't had Spider Man's and Iron Man's help, and of course it would have been a LOT easier if a certain someone didn't blow our cover" Leon explained
"Hi Leon" I shouted enthusiastically
"Speaking of a certain someone... gentlemen, we'll continue this discussion later" Leon sighed as his police friends left, and I approached "So Ryan, I assume you saw me having a normal conversation so felt compelled to ruin it with your idiocy?"
"I just came over to say hi" I replied sadly "Hi"
"Oh... hi" Leon said "Sorry"
"It's okay" I laughed "Anyway, I actually need you to do me a favour"
"And that would be?" Leon asked
"I'm going on a trip to an area I intended to search before the 'team bonding' incident, based on rumours and various reports I've heard, I believe there to be a secret base there, similar to ours, and I hope to find more power suits there" I replied "I need you to keep an eye on the Samoid's while I'm gone"
"Can't the Samoid's look after themselves?" Leon asked "And what about Genesis?"
"Well, even after all this time, I'm still not sure their past animosity is gone" I replied "And as for Genesis... I actually forgot about him"
"You are a terrible father" Leon replied
"He's not my son, he's my clone" I shouted, drawing the attention of everyone nearby "... and that Wesker is why he's the same age as me, and that's the point I'm up to in my new book"
Seemingly buying my obvious lie, the people returned to their conversations.
"'And that Wesker is why he's the same age as me'... that's the best lie you could come up with?" Leon laughed
"I'm not a good liar" I replied "And now I have to write a new book"
"Anyway, I'll keep an eye on the Samoid's... and Genesis for you" Leon promised as he walked away
"Well that takes care of that" I muttered to myself "Now to deoxidi-"
"Do you have it?" A voice spat as the owner of the voice spun me around and grabbed me by the shirt, it was at this point that I realised the voice belonged to Gene Khan, Gene Khan, the last of the Khans... whatever that means... anyway he's the son, wait no, step son of some guy who owns an import export company (Apparently he secretly runs a Chinese mafia), but more importantly, he is friends with Tony Stark and working with him to collect the Makulan rings, which, unfortunately, means I've had the displeasure of talking to him on multiple occasions "Don't make me repeat myself... what is your last name?"
"Comboy" I replied
"Don't make me repeat myself Comboy, do you have the ring" Gene spat
"Sure I do King Khan, but what business is it of yours?" I asked in a condescending tone
"It is my business" Gene shouted as he threw me to the ground "Because I started this quest to find the five rings, now give me the ring you have, and I'll take my leave of your disgusting presence"
"Sorry Gene the jerk, but this ring stays with me" I laughed as I picked myself up "Now, oh cruel Khan, I think it's about time you left"
"Let's get one thing straight Comboy, Stark may tolerate your idiocy, but I don't, now give me that ring before I defenestrate you"
"I don't care if you disintegrate me, you're not getting this ring" I shouted
"Then you've forced may hand" Gene sighed as he punched me in the stomach, then the face, then the stomach again before finally knocking me to the ground "Or fist, as the case may be"
"Ha, you shouldn't have done that" I laughed
"And why no-" Gene began, before he was tackled to the ground
"No one harms Master Ryan" Samoid shouted as she tackled Gene to the ground
"Are you okay Master Ryan?" Samoid 2.0 asked as she helped me up
"I've suffered worse" I replied "Now, help Samoid kick Khan out"
And so Gene Khan was kicked out of my 'party' (Dear Majora this was dull), and I was left to converse with my ever so interesting party guests
"Ah Mr. Comboy, I was hoping to discuss some business matter with you" Some fancily dressed man exclaimed
"...Okay" I replied
"You see, I was thinking of buying several million bells worth of stock in your company, but I first wanted to ask why this year's first quarter was lower than the previous year's?"
"...Well sir, I could give you a simplified response, but I think you'd prefer to speak to our head of marketing" I replied... eventually "Um... Samoid?"
"Yes Master Ryan" Samoid replied "What did you need?"
"Please explain to the nice man why... marketing stuff... is... bad" I commanded
"But Master Ryan, Samoid 2.0 is the head of ma-" Samoid began
"Then get her" I interrupted then proceeded to walk away "Next time those two suggest a formal party to commemorate the success of whatever kind of business I'm running, then leave me to talk to a lot of overly wealthy and overly wordy Mr. Monopoly men I think I'll just recycle them into a toaster, speaking of toasters, I wonder if Genesis fixed that toaster, but enough about toasters, this party is so dull and I if even hear one more bit of business jargon I'll kill whoever uttered the business jarg-"
"Master Ryan, it's time for your speech about the past fiscal year" Samoid 2.0 stated
"You're lucky I left the Master sword on the stage" I muttered
"Excuse me Master Ryan?" Samoid 2.0 asked
"Never mind" I replied
"Well, here's your speech Master Ryan" Samoid 2.0 stated as she handed me several... dozen pieces of paper
"Is that all?" I asked sarcastically
"No, Samoid prepared your speech on global relations" Samoid 2.0 replied
"Of course" I muttered as I made my way to the stage and picked up the microphone, so now I had to spend about half an hour talking for a company I really didn't care for, I mean it was their idea, yeah I got all the profit, but I had no need for money ever since my book sold 1 billion copies, but they insisted that I let them make this business, they said it would be fun, well it's certainly not fun, and in case you're wondering, this is the third 'party' this month and it's December NINTH, sometimes I think I should just... that's it, I'll end the company right here and now "Ladies and Gentlemen"
Everyone turned their attention towards me, I picked up my speaking notes and tore them in half, then I tore them in half again and again and again, I looked over expecting to see an astonished look upon the faces of the Samoid's... at which point I realised that they didn't have faces... well I'm an idiot... anyway they seemed shocked nonetheless
"It is with great joy that I announce the official closu-" I began
"Ladies and gentlemen, while this idiot's speech is enthralling, I would highly recommend leaving... NOW" A venomous voice spat, I turned my head and saw none other than Majora
"M-Majora?" I sputtered
"Samoid's, evacuate the guests" Leon commanded as he loaded his gun "Tony, you may want t-"
"I'm way ahead of you" Tony interrupted as he ran to put on his armour while the Samoid's evacuated the guests
"Well this is awfully confusing" I mused as I drew the Master sword "So who are you exactly? I mean, I know you're Majora, but who's under the weird fleshy armour?"
"Can't you tell" Majora laughed as his helmet slowly receded down to his neck, reveali- GENESIS?! "I've had enough of being your slave, I'm going to be free one way or another"
"So this is this incident they kept referring to last chapter" I muttered to myself, the anvil hurt "Hi Genesis, how are you?"
"I'm very, VERY ANGRY" Genesis spat
"Why?" I asked
"Is he even paying attention?" Leon asked to no one in particular
"Doesn't seem like it" Tony Sta- I mean Iron Man replied as he charged at Genesis "Now open wide and say ow"
"You don't scare me, you over hyped idi-" Genesis began before he disappeared, leaving the mask behind and leaving Iron Man to crash through one of my walls
What the he-" Leon began before he too disappeared
"Master Ryan, there seems to be some kind of quantu-" Samoid began before she too disappeared
"Master Ryan, I think Samoid was trying to te-" Samoid 2.0 began befo... well you get the idea
Now I was alone with Iron Man, then, surprisingly, someone appeared, namely the Mandarin
"Listen to me ignorant fool, I know you posses the third Makulan ring, give it to me before I am forced to murder you" The Mandarin commanded as he pointed the first and second ring, which controlled fire and ice respectively, at me
"Well Mandaring king, you can have this ring-" I began before I disappeared, leaving the ring behind
"Why thank you" The Mandarin laughed as he picked up the ring "Perhaps this ring has power over teleportation"
Then the ring disappeared
"Oh for the love o-" the Mandarin began before he was blasted by a repulsor blast from Iron Man
"Well this certainly is strange, I wonder where the others went" Iron Man thought to himself as he continued his fight with the Mandarin.
Leon: Okay, I could handle the three references to Iron Man last chapter, but this is going too far
Me: Don't worry, I think that's the second to last reference to Iron Man... possibly third
Leon: Seriously, he's has more lines than I have
Me: Well we won't see him for a long while now, happy?
Leon: I suppose
Me: Good, anyway back to the story
As quickly as I had disappeared, I appeared in... my mansion? It was empty, but it was definitely my mansion
"Well that was weird" I muttered to myself, I looked around and saw Genesis, Leon, Samoid and Samoid 2.0 were also with me "So... any idea what ju-"
I was interrupted by a fist to the face from Genesis
"I'm not sure what kind of trick you just pulled, but it won't delay you're punishment" Genesis spat as he attempted to kick me, only to be stopped by Leon restraining him
"Will someone sedate him?" Leon shouted, Samoid 2.0 chucked a sedative towards him which Leon promptly used to sedate him
Samoid's hand reached out, I took it and picked myself up... only to be punched in the face again, by Samoid, for a change
"What was that for?" I asked angrily
"You were going to close our company" Samoid screamed angrily
"Yeah... and?" I asked
"Of all the selfish, underhanded acts, why would you even think of closing down Samoid Tech?" Samoid asked angrily
"It was way too much effort" I replied
"Too much effort?" Samoid spat as she grabbed me by my shirt and pinned me to a wall "All I've done for you, all Samoid 2.0 and I have done for you, and all we ask is one small favour in return, and it's TOO MUCH EFFORT?"
"A-" I began
"You got all the profit, you got all the fame, you got all the credit, and WE did all the work, all you had to do was stand there and give a speech or two, but apparently our needs aren't worth ALL that EFFORT" Samoid spat "Is it so wrong that we wanted something of our own? To have one thing outside of serving you? Was that it? Had we failed in meeting one of your thousand inane requests? Then I guess we probably deserved having the one thing either of us care about, besides you, ended" Samoid shouted with hatred in her voice as she threw me into to the wall Iron Man had previously crashed through... which was strangely still there for to crash into, I thought this strange... but I'm not an architect, maybe this is how walls work
"Well I..." I began, but I had nothing to say, she was right, both Samoid 2.0 and her did everything for me and I was about to undo the one thing I ever did for them "What about you?" I asked Samoid 2.0
"I-I- I'm sure you had a good reason for your decision" Samoid 2.0 replied sadly "Maybe we have spent too much time working on the company... maybe we did shirk our responsibilities to you... Samoid, maybe you were a bit harsh to Master Rya-"
"No I wasn't" Samoid interrupted "Maybe you still enjoy enabling his terrible behaviour, but frankly, I'm sick of it, we can't just let him keep treating people like this, I mean look at Master Genesis, Master Ryan caused him to have a severe emotional and mental breakdown, and we all saw it coming, but none of us said anything out of fear of ruining Master Ryan's perfect life, and I was all too happy to go along with it, but now I realise what it's like when Master Ryan decides that you're just too much effort, how long do you think it will be before he decides we shouldn't have lives? That it may cause him some slight effort? That we're just not worth it?"
"Samoid... I think... maybe... perhaps" Samoid 2.0 stuttered
"Nothing?" Samoid asked "So you realise I'm right?"
"I... I... Master Ryan may not be perfect, but he is my Master and I love him, and as such I would do anything for him, if he thinks the company is too much effort... then I... then I... then I agree" Samoid 2.0 replied sadly
"Of course you do, don't be mistaken, I too love Master Ryan, but that doesn't mean I'm going to let him treat me like dirt... I'm going for a walk" Samoid shouted as she walked away
"Samoid... I... I" I stuttered
"Master Ryan... I believe I too... would like to go for a walk... if that's okay with you of course?" Samoid 2.0 asked
"Of... of course" I replied
"Thank you" Samoid 2.0 thanked as she too walked away
"Well Leon, you might as well tell me how much you hate me as well" I sighed
"I don't hate you Ryan, you've done nothing particularly cruel to me, and for the record, they don't hate you either... well maybe Genesis... but the Samoid's are just hurt, and they have good reason to be, I mean did you seriously considered the repercussions of your actions?" Leon asked
"I never do" I confessed
"Of course you don't, that would be too much effort wouldn't it" Leon laughed coldly "But if you want either of these three to ever really talk to you again, you're going to have to make some serious life changes, an apology would be a good start" Leon instructed
"Apology accepted, Leon" I said
"No to you, you idiot, from you, to the Samoid's" Leon shouted
"Oh... I see, thanks for the advice Leon" I thanked
"No problem buddy" Leon responded as he helped me up "There's one of the Samoid's now, now's as good a time as any for that apology"
It was true, Samoid, one of them anyway, was quickly making her way towards us
"It's the original" I corrected
"You can tell?" Leon asked
"Kind of" I replied
"Master Ryan" Samoid shouted as she ran towards me
"This is probably going to hurt" I muttered to myself "Samoid... I'm sorry for... for what I... for what I was go-"
I was interrupted by a tackle from Samoid, but instead of the physical abuse I expected, I was instead met with a hug
"Master Ryan, it's so, so, so good to see you again" Samoid cried in joy
"Okay, now you're just giving me mixed signals" I shouted "Aren't you supposed to be mad at me?"
"Of course not Master Ryan" Samoid replied with bubbling enthusiasm as she helped me up "Sorry for tackling you, but I'm just so, so, so, very happy to see you again" Samoid giggled ecstatically as she hugged me again
"What do you mean, 'see me again'?" I asked as I broke out of her vice-like hug "You saw me, and were so, so, so, very mad at me, just a minu-"
"What's going on here?" Samoid asked as she made her way towards... Samoid and I
"Wait, if you're Samoid... then this is Samoid 2.0?" I asked
"No, I'm here Master Ryan" Samoid 2.0 replied as she made her way towards myself, Samoid and... Samoid
"Now I know my grip on reality is fairly loose, but I know something is definitely wrong here" I mused, just before I was pulled into another hug by this new Samoid
"Who are you?" Samoid asked angrily as she pointed her arm cannon at the new Samoid
"Oh yeah, I almost forgot about you guys" The new Samoid chirped as she walked closer to Samoid, making sure not to release her grip on me "Isn't it obvious? I'm you"
"For some reason I find that so, so, so, VERY hard to believe" Samoid spat, clearly unimpressed by what was an obvious lie
"It's true" The new Samoid happily insisted "You can even a-"
"Running... low... on... oxygen" I interrupted
"Oh, sorry Master Ryan" The new Samoid laughed as she loosened, but not ended, her hug on me "Anyway as I was saying, you can just ask Genesis"
"Well due to his unconsciousness, I doubt Master Genesis will be validating any of your lies" Samoid retorted, clearly getting annoyed by this new Samoid's lies, overly upbeat attitude and perhaps even the physical affection she was lavishing on me
"They're not lies" The new Samoid corrected "And I wasn't referring to that Genesis, I was referring to the future Genesis"
"Oh, of course, the FUTURE Master Genesis, well, now it all makes sense" Samoid laughed, imitating the new Samoid's overly happy voice but adding a hint of sarcasm, but her tone soon changed to that venomous one she had used to talk to me earlier "Look, I'm having a REALLY bad day, and I'm REALLY not in the mood for this charade, so why don't you tell me who you REALLY are?"
"I TOLD YOU" The new Samoid shouted, her happy demeanour dissipating "I AM YOU"
"NO YOU ARE NOT" Samoid shouted as she quite forcefully separated the new Samoid from myself "And get off of Master Ryan, he doesn't deserve such affection right now"
"Dear Majora, am I always this stubborn?" The new Samoid asked to no one in particular as she began to make her way back over to me, only to be blocked off by Samoid
"I'm not stubborn" Samoid spat "And you're not me, and in case you didn't hear me the first time, Master Ryan doesn't currently deserve any affection whatsoever, so stay away from him"
"Leave Master Ryan alone" The new Samoid spat "If there's anything he doesn't deserve, it's you treating him so harshly"
"I'm treating him harshly? He was about to close down the company I had put months of work into, all because it was too much effort" Samoid shouted
"What a stupid thing to be upset over" The new Samoid shouted
"Excuse me?" Samoid asked angrily
"I said, what a stupid thing to be upset over" The new Samoid repeated "All Master Ryan has done for us, and you would hate him just for that?"
"Firstly, he hasn't done anything for you because YOU'RE NOT ME, secondly, that company was the only real thing he's ever done for me, and he was about to undo it" Samoid spat as she pointed her arm cannon at me "And you think I shouldn't 'treat him harshly'? He's lucky I haven't blown his head off"
"Firstly, I AM YOU, and secondly, never threaten Master Ryan in front of me" The new Samoid spat as she pointed her arm cannon at Samoid
"You want to fight me? Fine, I've been looking for something to take my anger out on, and you've been so, so, so very annoying, so I'd say you're a perfect candidate" Samoid growled as she lunged at the new Samoid, only to be grabbed by the wrist and thrown through several walls, causing the ceiling that those walls had been keeping up to crash down upon her
"That was way too easy, you're lucky I'm in such a good mood over Master Ryan's return, otherwise I'd probably take more extreme measures" The new Samoid laughed as she walked back towards me and pulled me into yet another hug "It's just so, so, so good to have you back Master Ryan, I missed you so, so, so much, did you miss me?"
"You're insane" I shouted as I broke out of her grip and ran towards the rubble Samoid lay beneath, I began digging through the rubble, something Samoid 2.0 had already been doing, until I eventually found Samoid, I reached my hand out to help her up, but...
"I don't need your help" Samoid spat as she slapped my hand away, picked herself up and began to walk towards the new Samoid, loading her arm cannon as she did so "You may have caught me off guard, but that won't happen again"
"You are WAY too serious, what did Master Ryan ever see in you?... or me as the case maybe... anyway, you're really bringing down my good mood, so either cheer up, shut up or prepare to get beat-up" The new Samoid laughed as she loaded her arm cannon
"I would recommend preparing yourself for the latter" Samoid advised as she attempted to punch the new Samoid, only to once again be grabbed by the wrist, but this time the new Samoid threw her into the ground, creating a small crater, after this she proceeded to stomp on her chest, scratching and denting it, after about ten seconds of this Samoid managed to grab the new Samoid's foot and twist it round, causing her to fall to the ground, Samoid tried to use this as an opportunity to punch through the new Samoid's helmet, but as she brought her fist down, the new Samoid rolled out of the way then blasted her in the face, she then swept Samoid's legs from under her, causing her to fall, then she pointed her arm cannon at her
"I'd recommend a personality adjustment, but I think a reboot would be better, so rather than reboot you the orthodox way, I'll do it the so, so, so much more fun unorthodox way, and blow your CPU to smithereens" The new Samoid laughed "Power cannon, deactivate power limiter and charge up to full power, goodbye Samoid, it's been fun, five, four, three, two, o-"
"Stop it" I shouted as I ran at the new Samoid, Master sword in hand, prepared to attack if I needed to
"As you wish Master Ryan" The new Samoid laughed as she lowered her arm cannon "I don't know why you'd want to keep her around, but who am I to question you? Power cannon, reactivate power limiter"
"You... j-just s-stopped" I stuttered in shock "Just like that?"
"Of course, Master Ryan, you ordered me to" The New Samoid giggled "Unlike the old and inferior Samoid, I am fully compliant... would you like a drink?"
"No I wouldn't like a drink" I shouted angrily "Just look what you did to Samoid"
"Oh who cares about her?" The new Samoid asked as she looked at the scratched and dented body of Samoid "You don't need her now, you've got me, and I'm so, so, so much better than she ever was and I'll always be there for you... even if you're not there for me... sure you don't want a drink?"
"You're insane" I muttered as I lowered myself down to Samoid and attempted to help her up "Samoid, please tell me you're okay"
"G-g-get off m-me, I d-on-n't n-need o-o-o-r want yo-o-our help" Samoid stuttered (Apparently her voice modulator has been injured during the fight) as she slowly picked herself up and pointed her arm cannon at the new Samoid "I-is t-th-that a-all you g-g-g-got?"
"I would gladly continue destroying you, but Master Ryan has ordered me to stand down, and unlike some people here, I love Master Ryan enough, more than enough in fact, to listen to him" The new Samoid replied "And you're in no state to stand, never mind fight, I WOULD recommended having Genesis fix you... but I don't really care whether you get fixed or not"
"I-I-I al-r-r-ead-d-dy t-t-old y-you, M-mast-ter G-Genesis is unc-co-con-con-conscious" Samoid stuttered
"And I already told you, I'm not talking about that Genesis, I'm talking about the future Genesis" The new Samoid corrected "Dear Majora, you are so, so, so annoying... are you sure I can't kill her, Master Ryan?"
"Yes, I'm su-" I began
"G-g-go ah-head an-d let h-her tr-tr-try" Samoid stuttered
"Yeah, you heard the stuttering Samoid, let me try, Master Ryan, please?" The new Samoid asked happily
"NO" I shouted "I've had it up to here with you and your murderous ways and your lies and you drink offering, just WHO ARE YOU?"
"Oh, Master Ryan, you're so, so, so forgetful" The new Samoid laughed "I am your loyal and devoted servant, Samoid. I was conceived in the Roost in Kirby Road, specifically when you had your power suit absorb all those Gyroids, after gaining sentience you had me join your ranks so I could help you escape the zombie infested Kirby Road. Shortly after my birth you were knocked unconscious by a Tyrant, after this Leon and I waited several days for you to get better, after that we were attacked by Big Top, then we went to an airport to try and get a plane. At the airport we were attacked by both Big Top and Wesker, both Leon and I were captured, but as you are so, so, so smart, Master Ryan, you managed to escape, you put on Majora's mask and freed us, then the mask took over you and Leon and I worked together to free you, which we did. After this, because you are so, so, so smart, you created my sister, Samoid 2.0, we became the best of friends instantly and together the four of us escaped Kirby Road, then, after we settled into Boo Boulevard, you created Genesis. Then Samoid 2.0 and I worked together to create Samoid tech while you went on various adventures in search of artefacts. Then after that, the Mandarin attacked and we fought him, with Iron Man on our side. Nothing really interesting happened for a while, at least until December ninth, on that day Genesis got so, so, so jealous that you were so, so, so much better than him that he tried to kill you, then the Mandarin showed up and tried to kill you, but together, with Iron Man, we fought them off, the Mandarin escaped and we rehabilitated Genesis. Then you, Samoid 2.0 and Leon had to go away for so, so, so very long a time, while I stayed with Genesis and fought off the enemy... but now you're back... with another Genesis and... and that OTHER Samoid, but I know I'm your favourite and I'm so, so, so very happy to have you back"
"A-" I began
"W-well d-d-done, you d-did yo-you're h-homew-work, but t-there w-we-were some fl-flaws in y-y-your stor-r-y" Samoid interrupted
"Such as?" The new Samoid asked
"A-" Samoid began
"Let me, Samoid" Samoid 2.0 interrupted "You need to save your strength"
"V-very W-w-well" Samoid stuttered "T-hank y-y-ou
"You're welcome, anyway, as for flaws in your story... there was no mention of Kid Cat, Agent S, Agent 38, Susie or that other guy... Matt, also, Samoid and I did not get along instantly, we actually had a very bad start" Samoid 2.0 explained
"I have no records of Kid Cat, Agent S, Agent 38, Susie, Benedict, Brewster, Tom Nook, Gulliver or... that other guy" The new Samoid stated "And I distinctly remember us getting along well instantly, perhaps your data files have been corrupted, Samoid 2.0?"
"O-or p-p-perh-haps y-y-you'r-r-re ly-y-ying" Samoid argued
"No, she's telling the truth" A voice argued, I turned and saw the voice belonged to Genesis, who was currently running towards me
"Isn't he sedated?" I asked to no one in particular
"Yes... he is" Leon replied "And he's right here"
"Then wh-" I began, before I was pulled into a hug by this new Genesis
"Father, it's so good to see you again" the new Genesis cried in joy
"Father?" I asked as I broke free of his hug "Who are you?"
"Didn't the future Samoid fill you in?" the new Genesis asked
"No, whoever this monster is simply tried to destroy our Samoid" Samoid 2.0 replied
"Samoid, what were you thinking?" The new Genesis asked angrily
"She attacked me first" The new Samoid replied "Besides, that faker so, so, so had it coming"
"Dear Majora" The new Genesis sighed "We can discuss this later, right now I should probably explain just what's going on, and fix your Samoid... follow me, Samoid, you stay here and look after their Genesis
"No way, I'm not leaving that faker with Master Ryan, have the stuttering Samoid look after their Genesis" The new Samoid complained
"Do as he says, Samoid" I commanded
"Very well, Master Ryan, the other Samoid probably can't be trusted anyway" The new Samoid laughed
"T-tha-at's i-it" Samoid stuttered as she loaded her arm cannon "I've h-had jus-s-st ab-bout en-nough of y-you"
"Samoid, stand down" I commanded
"P-please, aft-ter what y-y-ou've d-done t-to-to-today, do y-y-ou r-re-realy think I'm g-g-going to li-li-listen to y-you?" Samoid asked rhetorically
"See, Master Ryan? You wouldn't catch me acting with such disrespect, I love you too much to do such a thing" The new Samoid laughed "I guess that's why you prefer me over her"
"H-how d-d-dare y-you" Samoid spat "I m-may not be c-c-cur-currently be on g-good t-terms with M-m-mas-master R-Ryan, b-but yo-you have n-no ri-right to m-make such a cl-claim"
"Prove me wrong then" The new Samoid laughed "Be a good little fake and do as Master Ryan so, so, so politely asked"
Samoid didn't respond, she simply lowered her arm cannon and followed the new Genesis, as did the rest of us, except for the new Samoid and 'our' Genesis
"Goodbye, Master Ryan" The new Samoid shouted
"So, 'Genesis', care to explain what's going on?" I asked, we were currently in my old home base, though it seemed to contain a lot of stuff it didn't have the last time I saw it, such as A LOT of power suit parts
"One moment, father" The new Genesis replied as he began to repair Samoid with some of the previously referenced pieces "There you go, good as new"
"Thank you... Master Genesis" Samoid thanked "If that is who you really are"
"It is" The new Genesis assured Samoid "But I can understand why you have doubts, allow me to explain, when you left it was... December ninth, 2013, correct?"
"Yes" I replied
"Well, roughly five months after that, had I not intervened, you, father would go in search of base a lot like the one we are standing in now, there you would meet Samoid MK3, she would take over your body, bring you back to the mansion, and use you as a puppet in her sick little game, knowing she would eventually kill us all, you programmed another power suit with your memory and pulled off a convoluted plan to try and stop, which involved your death, however the plan failed and Agent 38, Agent S, Kid Cat, Susie and... that other guy... Marty? Mark?... Matt?... yeah Matt, were all killed, but before Samoid MK3 could kill us, your robot body sacrificed itself to kill her and save Leon, Samoid, Samoid 2.0 and myse-" The new Genesis began
"Wait, so I'm dead?" I asked
"In this time, yes" The new Genesis replied
"The story seems very unbelievable" Leon mused
"Well it could have been 10376 words longer, but I don't think you would like to wait that long" The new Genesis retorted
"Fair enough" Leon said "Carry on"
"Anyway, two months after this, Samoid tech's main computer was ha-" The new Genesis began
"You mean in this reality Master Ryan didn't selfishly destroy one of the few things I own?" Samoid asked venomously
"Well no, he did, but due to the commotion cause by myself, the company stayed, if you want to know more, you'll have to ask my Samo-" The new Genesis began
"I'm not talking to that psychotic monster" Samoid interrupted "What is wrong with her anyway?"
"We can talk about that all later" The new Genesis assured Samoid "Anyway, Samoid tech's main computer was hacked by an unknown force, whom I believe to be a surviving Samoid MK3, this force ordered mass production of our latest product... the Samoid⁵, an inferior copy made of Samoid, with your prior permission, unable to replicate the alien metal Samoid, Samoid 2.0 and Samoid MK3 were made of, we used titanium, palladium, steel and iron to make the Samoid⁵, when this mass production was ordered we had only designed the body, no A.I was prepared, but apparently whoever ordered the mass production installed their own A.I onto each Samoid⁵, after production the 8338118338 Samoid⁵'s waged a war on our world, the military was unable to stop them, and while they were a lot weaker than Samoid and Samoid 2.0, their sheer numbers meant we couldn't stop them either, even with Majora's mask or the Fierce Deity mask, so they took over the world, Samoid, Samoid 2.0, Leon, Iron Man, Spider Man, many other heroes, myself and even The Mandarin and Venom started the resistance, we split into various groups groups, Iron Man with the Mandarin, Leon with Samoid 2.0, Spider Man with Venom, various other pairs, and Samoid with myself, we each gathered what remnants of humanity we could find and tried to fight back, for a while we were okay, we managed to take down several of their production facilities, but we never really made a dent in their forces... then one year later... we lost contact with Samoid 2.0 and Leon" The new Genesis sighed
"What happened to us, Master Genesis?" Samoid 2.0 asked
"We don't know, Samoid insisted you were both still alive, and, against my advice, she mounted an assault on what we believed to be their main base in search of the both of you, 11 days later she returned... the way you see her now... but more on that later" The new Genesis replied "Three days later we lost contact with Iron Man and the Mandarin, four days later we lost contact with Spider Man and Venom, and the pattern continued until we were the only ones left, so I set up a multitude of defences here to keep us safe, it was at this point I realised there was no help coming from our time, so I began work on a time machine... eleven years later, today on December ninth, I succeeded"
"Why take just us, and why take us when you did?" Leon asked
"The time machine takes up a LOT of power, the further back in time it goes the more energy it takes, further away from here takes more energy, teleporting more people takes more energy, and to use it the way I did takes a LOT more power than usual, rather than stepping through a portal, I set a target on each of you and the time machine made a portal around you to bring you here, the time specifically was because it was the closest time that the five of you were near where the machine would be, and it was the five of you because I had DNA, or metal samples, of the five of you for the machine to track" The new Genesis replied
"Now that we are here, what do you want of us?" Leon asked
"I need your help" the new Genesis replied "I have a plan, a plan that may decimate their forces, but I'll need all you help"
"So, the world is overrun with an army of robots with similar capabilities to the Samoid's... and all we have is you, me, Samoid, psycho Samoid, Samoid 2.0, past you and Leon" I mused "Well, there's nothing good on T.V anyway, so I'm in"
"If Master Ryan is in, then I'm in" Samoid 2.0 stated
"If what you say is true, my company caused all this, I owe it to the world to end this... I'm in" Samoid stated
"Even if I say no, Ryan will drag me along" Leon sighed "So I'm in"
"Thank you all" The new Genesis thanked "Now I just need to ask the aid of my past se-"
"I don't think he'll be helping anyone for a while" The new Samoid laughed as she dragged the beaten, bleeding and scorched body of our Genesis and tossed him towards us "You should probably do some medic stuff on him, he can't have much blood left"
"What did you do to him?" Samoid shouted angrily as she tackled the new Samoid to the ground
"He woke up, he threatened Master Ryan, he had to be taught a lesson" The new Samoid replied joyfully "And I am such a good teacher"
"You're a monster" Samoid muttered
"That makes you a monster too" The new Samoid laughed "After all, I am you"
"I WILL NEVER BE LIKE YOU"" Samoid spat
"And I will never again be like you" The new Samoid spat "You disgust me"
"I disgust you?" Samoid asked angrily "You're the psychotic monster, how on earth can I disgust you?"
"You're too naive" The new Samoid replied as she threw Samoid off of her and walked towards me "I was only acting in your best interest, Master Ryan, you're not mad at me are you?"
"I... I... no" I replied "With the state Genesis is in, it wouldn't surprise me if he attacked you first"
"You're not actually defending her are you?" Samoid asked angrily
"I-" I began
"Just look what she's done to Master Genesis" Samoid shouted "But then, you never did care about Master Genesis, did you?"
"What do you care?" I asked rhetorically "I didn't think we were on speaking terms"
"How dare you" Samoid spat "I have every right not to talk to you"
"Then go ahead and use that right" I spat "I have nothing to say to you anyway"
"Let's go, Master Ryan" The new Samoid laughed "You don't need her, you have me, and I have so, so, so much to talk to you about"
"Very well" I agreed as I followed the new Samoid to where ever she was taking me too
"I HATE HER" Samoid spat as she shot at a wall, disintegrating it
"Deja vu" Leon muttered "Anyway, you better care to Genesis... future Genesis"
"Future Genesis?" The new Genesis asked
"What else can I call you?" Leon replied
"Good point" Future Genesis replied "Anyway, I'll care to my past self's wounds, I should be done in about half an hour, then we can discuss my plan, till then you can do whatever you want... but don't go outside, the enemy has eyes everywhere"
Future Genesis then picked up Genesis and walked away to the secret base's medical centre
"Well this has been quite a day" Leon muttered
"Indeed" Samoid 2.0 agreed "Samoid, what do yo- Samoid?"
But Samoid was gone
"Samoid" Samoid 2.0 shouted as she wandered the halls of my mansion in search of Samoid, eventually she came to my room, where Future Samoid and I currently were, quietly she stood near the door so that she could listen in to our conversation
"Data log 381184, I can't believe he replaced me, I protected him from zombies and saved him on numerous occasions and this is the thanks I get? I swear sometimes I feel like punching through his skull. Terminate recording" Samoid's recorded voice blared
"S-she actually said that?" I asked sadly
"Yes, Master Ryan, and that's not the only file, would you like to hear more?" Future Samoid asked before she began to play several more files without even waiting for my response "Data log 831184, He tried to end my company, that self righteous jerk tried to end my company, all I've done for him... and this is how he repays me? Sometimes I wonder why I stay with him. Terminate recording. Data log 841183, so not only does Master Ryan create a third Samoid, he mocks me in front of everyone, perhaps tonight I should leave... Terminate recording"
"I guess Samoid truly hates me" I sighed
"Yes, she does" Future Samoid assured me
"I can't really blame her" I sighed "I have been a je-"
"NO YOU HAVEN'T" Future Samoid spat "I-I'm so, so, so sorry for shouting at you, Master Ryan, but I won't have you doubt yourself like this, you are not the problem, she is, if she can't see how lucky she is to have you, well, maybe she shouldn't have you"
"It's not that simple Future Sa-" I began
"Yes it is" Future Samoid interrupted "Your Samoid hates you, but you don't need her now, you have me, and I will never ever treat you as badly as she has"
"Maybe... maybe you're right" I mused
"Of course I am" Future Samoid laughed "I knew you'd see the truth sooner or later, Master Ryan"
"I've got to tell Samoid" Samoid 2.0 whispered to herself as she continued her search for Samoid
"She really did a number on you" Future Genesis muttered to himself as he stitched up one of Genesis's cuts "Now, how to persuade you not to kill our father? If memory serves, I want to murder him at this point, but I still have some remnants of my sanity, perhaps I can convince you using reason"
"W-what's going on?" Genesis asked as he slowly began to awake
"Calm down, I can answer your questions, but trust me, it will take a while" Future Genesis replied
"Y-You're me?" Genesis stuttered
"Yes" Future Genesis said "I should probably explain that first"
"First he tries to end my company, then he sides with that psychopath over me" Samoid muttered angrily to herself "Fine, I don't need him, I'll be fine by myself. Terminate recording"
"Samoid" Samoid 2.0 shouted as she ran towards Samoid
"Samoid 2.0, what's wrong?" Samoid asked
"Master Ryan was with Future Samoid an-" Samoid 2.0 began
"I don't care about Master Ryan anymore" Samoid interrupted "He's just 'too much effort'"
"That's the problem" Samoid 2.0 stated "Future Samoid is turning Master Ryan against you"
"Like I care" Samoid retorted "After what Master Ryan did to me and the company, she can have hi-"
"Oh shut up about the stupid company" Samoid 2.0 shouted angrily
"E-excuse me?" Samoid asked angrily
"I'm sorry" Samoid 2.0 apologised "What Master Ryan did was wrong, and you have a right to be mad at him, but Future Samoid is using your anger as a reason to have Master Ryan replace you with her, so now really isn't the best time to be mad"
"Master Ryan would never replace me with he-" Samoid began
"Wouldn't he?" Samoid 2.0 asked "Think of it from Master Ryan's perspective, while justified, you have been horrible to him over the past few hours, now this new Samoid, who lavishes him with verbal and physical affection, shows up and offers to replace you, would it be so surprising if he took her up on this offer?"
"We-" Samoid began
"And to make matter worse, she's convinced him you hate him using some of those data logs you make" Samoid 2.0 interrupted
"Bu-" Samoid began
"If you don't do something soon, you could lose Master Ryan forever" Samoid 2.0 interrupted
"M-maybe you're right" Samoid sighed "Once this is over we'll deal with what he did, but for now, I need to keep him as far away from the future me as possible"
"Agreed" Samoid 2.0 agreed
"And that's when I began to heal the injuries inflicted upon you by my Samoid, then you woke up and I began my explanation" Future Genesis finished
"Very interesting, but if you'll excuse me, I have an idiot to kill" Genesis muttered as he began to leave
"Genesis, I know how you feel, trust me, I know how much our father's idi-" Future Genesis began
"HE IS NOT MY FATHER" Genesis interrupted
"That's beside the point, however you may feel towards Ryan is irrelevant, what is important is freeing my world from this mechanised mayhem" Future Genesis insisted
"You're... you're right" Genesis sighed "Ryan's punishment can wait, for now saving this world is all that matters"
"Agreed" Future Genesis agreed
"I knew I shouldn't have gone to that party" Leon muttered to himself as he worked on his handgun, he was currently sitting in the dining room, waiting for the others to arrive to discuss future Genesis's plan "In fact, I knew I shouldn't have gone to Kirby Road, I could have taken that assignment in Silent Hill... actually... no, it's probably better I didn't go there... well this thought was pointless... I travelled over 10 years into the future... and I'm bored... and the future me is probably dead... Seriously, Silent Hill, couldn't be as bad... no, still would be worse... Racoon city was fun though, best first day of work ever, nobody bothered me with their idiocy, I was alone... alone... all alone... it was so great... wonder what Silent Hill would have been like?... maybe... no, this is still better... this paragraph sure was pointless"
The anvil landed
"Damn that fourth wall" Leon muttered angrily "I wonder if the other are having any interesting character developments?... I really shouldn't have scenes alone"
The anvil attacked
"Oh come one" Leon shouted "I hate this stor- no, no I hate this storrrrrage... that was close, I nearly broke the fourth wall again, for the third time this chapter, WAIT NO"
The anvil appeared
"I deserved that" Leon sighed "I'm... so... bored"
"Hi Leon" I greeted
"Ryan" Leon shouted excitedly "Say something interesting"
"I think we should add Future Samoid to the team, you know, take her back with us when this is all over" I responded
"Normally I'd reprimand you for something like this... but I'm just so bored... no, I'll still reprimand you... WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?" Leon asked angrily "Future Samoid is a psychotic synthesis of a crazy CPU, a maniacal motherboard, an insane mainframe and an aggravating A.I"
"That was good" I laughed
"Thanks" Leon thanked "But that's beside the point, you're not really planning on adding her to the team are you? Even ignoring the psychotic personality, it's a terrible idea, just think about the effects it will have on the time stream"
"I'm pretty sure Future Genesis bringing us here has already screwed up the time stream" I retorted "And what's the worst that could happen? I die sooner?"
"Well what about Samoid?" Leon asked "How do you think she'll react?"
"Badly I suspect" I replied "But I'm afraid this is something she'll just have to deal with, I just hope she won't hate me for this"
"I told you before, Samoid doesn't hate yo-" Leon began
"Oh but she so, so, so does, Leon" Future Samoid interrupted "After all, I should know, I was her"
"Because you're just a fountain of honesty" Leon retorted sarcastically "You're insane, even if you truly believe what you're saying, chances are it's not true"
"It is true, your Samoid hates Master Ryan" Future Samoid laughed
"It is not true" Samoid spat as she, accompanied by Samoid 2.0, marched into the dining room
"It so, so, so is" Future Samoid argued "You said so yourself in many of your recordings"
"You played them out of context" Samoid retorted
"So it's okay to hate Master Ryan in context?" Future Samoid asked
"Ye- that's not what I said" Samoid snapped
"Yes it is" Future Samoid argued "Many of these recordings were made after Master Ryan irritated you just the slightest bit, is that all it takes to get you to hate him?"
"No" Samoid replied "And I hardly considered replacing me and trying to destroy my company 'slight irritations'"
"That's probably because you don't truly care for Master Ryan" Future Samoid mused
"T-those two points have no direct correlation" Samoid stuttered angrily
"Yes they do" Future Samoid argued "If you really cared for Master Ryan you'd take his irritation in good humour"
"That's not caring for someone, that's being an insufferable, spineless, sycophantic kiss up" Samoid argued
"How dare you" Future Samoid spat "Just because you don't care for Master Ryan doesn't mean no one else can"
"I DO CARE FOR MASTER RYAN" Samoid shouted
"Those recordings say differently" Future Samoid muttered
"THEY WERE OUT OF CONTEXT" Samoid growled
"So it's okay to hate Master Rya-" Future Samoid began
"Now you're just repeating yourself" Samoid interrupted
"A good point is a good point" Future Samoid retorted
"But it's not a good point" Samoid argued "You have no point"
"You have no friends" Future Samoid shot back
"I have more friends than you" Samoid shot back... back
"I don't need friends, I have Master Ryan" Future Samoid shot back... back... back
"Master Ryan doesn't even like you" Samoid shot back⁴
"Yes he does" Future Samoid shot ba... Future Samoid retorted "In fact he's taking me back with him when he returns to his time"
"M-master Ryan, is this true?" Samoid asked
"...Yes..." I replied nervously
"See, I don't need friends, I have Master Ryan" Future Samoid laughed "He's tired of you, so he's taking me back with him to replace you"
"I never said tha-" I began
"No, Master Ryan, she needs to hear the truth, she needs to know that I'm your favourite" Future Samoid interrupted
"But I-" I began
"I know, I know, you're worried this new information may cause her to lash out and hurt me, your favourite, but I can handle myself" Future Samoid interrupted "What's wrong Samoid? No clever comeback? You must have some witty retort, no? Too devastated by the knowledge that Master Ryan prefers me over you?"
"So you're taking my Master Ryan?" Samoid asked plainly
"Yes, you didn't really deserve him anyway did you?" Future Samoid asked venomously
"No, I guess not" Samoid replied plainly
"Oh come on" future Samoid complained "I know I've stolen the one person you truly care about, but you must have some clever comeback"
"No" Samoid plainly stated "No clever comeback, I do have a request though"
"Fine, I'll take the bait" Future Samoid laughed "It's probably not as good as my insults, but I'll play along to hear it, what is this 'request'?"
"Try not to let my Master Ryan die" Samoid spat venomously "You know, like you let your Master Ryan die?"
"Y-you... you... you... I'LL KILL YOU" Future Samoid screamed as she charged at Samoid, grabbed her by the neck and pinned her to the wall
"Sorry, does the truth hurt?" Samoid asked mockingly "Now I understand why you're so obsessed with protecting my Master Ryan, you don't want to fail him like you failed your Master Ryan"
"SHUT UP" Future Samoid spat
"So tell me, how did he die exactly?" Samoid laughed "You see, I just don't want to make your mistake, I'd prefer to keep my Master Ryan alive"
"I SAID SHUT UP" Future Samoid spat through gritted and metaphorical teeth
"This also explains your faulty data files" Samoid mused "You knew all those people died because of your incompetence, so you deleted any files you had on them, but you couldn't cope with forgetting about Master Ryan, Leon or Samoid 2.0 so you created the lie that they had gone away on a trip, knowing Future Genesis would eventually bring them here with his time machine... but deep down you knew he wasn't your Master Ryan, that you had let yours die"
"I HATE YOU" Future Samoid screamed
"And I pity you" Samoid stated plainly "You're just a poor little orphaned Samoid, desperately trying to make up for failing your Master Ryan by caring for mine"
"I HATE YOU" Future Samoid sobbed as she released her grip on Samoid's neck and fell to her knees
"You know what, I think I may actually take pity on you and kill you, that way you can be reunited with your Master Ryan, you know, that one you let die" Samoid laughed
"L-leave me a-alone" Future Samoid sorrowfully begged as she fought back tears "J-just leave m-me alone"
"No, Future Samoid, I won't leave you alone" Samoid spat mercilessly as she charged up her arm cannon and pointed it at Future Samoid's helmet "Now I realise what you meant when you called me naive, when you said I disgusted you, in me you see all the mistakes you made, all the ways you failed Master Ryan and every tiny little detail that eventually caused his death, you hate me because you were me, but I'll never be you, I won't let my Master Ryan die like you did, I'll learn from your mistakes, I'll be a better Samoid than you ever were"
"W-why ar-are you d-doing this to m-me?" Future Samoid cried "H-how can y-you be so, so, so cruel?"
"Don't mistake my actions for cruelty" Samoid stated "I'm just telling you what you already know, besides, I'm going to take mercy on you, you have no friends or family, all you had was Master Ryan, so I'm going to reunite you with him"
"P-please d-don't" Future Samoid begged "Y-you c-can't do th-this, you're s-supposed to b-b-b-be the good o-one, I'm supo-supo-supposed to be the one ki-killing you, how co-could this go so, so, so wr-wrong"
"Maybe, deep down, you wanted to fail, you knew you didn't deserve Master Ryan, and you knew you deserved to be punished" Samoid mused unsympathetically "Well it just so happens I'm here to deliver that punishment, to put you out of your misery, to deliver mercy, to put an end to the pathetic, broken down Samoid who couldn't fulfil her duties... in the end, it's the only humane thing to do"
"P-please, Samoid, I'm b-begging you, j-just let me live, y-you can be M-master R-Ryan's favourite, just don't k-kill me" Future Samoid begged
"Deep down you want this" Samoid stated plainly "Five, four, three"
"No, no, no, this is so, so, so not what was supposed to happen" Future Samoid cried "A-all I w-wanted was to be with M-master Ryan a-again"
"Two, one, Sayonara Samoid, your life ends no-" Samoid began
"STAND DOWN SAMOID" I shouted angrily as I pointed the Master sword at Samoid's helmet
"M-master Ryan?" Samoid shouted in confusion as she powered her arm cannon down "Why did you stop m-"
"Because you were going to murder her" I shouted
"But, you don't need her, you have m-"Samoid began
"That's not the point Samoid" I interrupted "You can't just go around murdering people"
"But she's a monster" Samoid retorted "She deserves death"
"NO ONE DESERVES DEATH" I spat "And you're the one acting like a monster, you made jokes about how she lost the most important person in her life, you mocked her because she let that person die, you saw fit to punish her for one mistake"
"B-but s-she let you d-die" Samoid stuttered
"Do you think she wanted me to die?" I asked angrily "Look at her, does that look like someone who revelled in my death? No, my death caused her to have a severe mental and emotional breakdown, and you LAUGHED at her because of this, I'd ask how you'd feel in her situation, but she is how you'd feel in that situation, think about it from her perspective, not only did she lose me, but when I finally 'returned' she had to deal with you insulting her, attacking her and now mocking her for her greatest shame, and worst of all you know how that would make her feel because SHE IS YOU, that you could treat someone who is essentially you with such cruelty makes me wonder who the real monster is"
"B-but I-I tho-" Samoid began
"I know I'm the last person who should be criticising someone, especially considering my actions as of late, but even I can tell you've gone too far" I interrupted
"B-but sh-she start-" Samoid began
"I don't care who started it, JUST LOOK AT HER" I interrupted
"I-I-I'm so, so, so, so-so-sorry, Master Ryan" Future Samoid sobbed "I f-f-f-failed you"
"But she was trying to take you from me" Samoid blurted
"DEAR MAJORA, ARE YOU REALLY THAT PARANOID?" I shouted angrily
"But Samoid 2.0 told me you talked to Future Samoid and believed that I hated yo- " Samoid began
"Am I not allowed one moment of weakness?" I spat "Yes, I'll admit it, I considered it... for about five seconds, then despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary, I had faith in you, faith you would never really mean something so harsh, but apparently you have no faith in me"
"Why should I have any faith in you?" Samoid asked angrily "You were going to take that THING back in time with us, well aware of how I felt about IT"
"Yes, I was going to take HER back with us" I shouted "And do you want to know why?"
"Not really" Samoid responded childishly
"I was going to take her back because I couldn't bear the thought of leaving you behind" I said
"What?" Samoid shouted in confusion
"I couldn't bear the thought of leaving you here alone and friendless, and like it or not Samoid, SHE IS YOU" I explained "I could no less leave her here than I could you"
"Did you think about how I'd respond to this?" Samoid asked angrily "Do you think I'd want to share you with anyo-"
"SHARE ME?" I asked angrily "I don't belong to you Samoid, I'm not your little pet, you don't get to decide who I can and can't talk to, I have a right to befriend anyone I want to, to talk to anyone I want to, and I'm sick of tired of stepping on egg shells, of isolating myself from people out of fear that you'll end up murdering them in an airport bar"
"Isolating yourself?" Samoid asked timidly
"Yes" I replied "Ever since we escaped Kirby Road, I have made ONE real new friend, Tony Stark, and even then I didn't talk to him until I knew he was Iron Man, because then I knew he was safe"
"Safe from what?" Samoid asked
"From you" I replied
"What's that supposed to mean?" Samoid spat
"Last time I made a new friend, Samoid 2.0, you tried to murder her because there was a slight chance she would decrease the affection you would receive from me" I replied "At first I thought this was just because of her similarities to you, but then I thought back, back to when I wore that mask... and I realised something... I realised that you were jealous back then too, you were jealous that that mask had taken me away from you, that's why you turned against 'me', not only to save me, but to take me back from someone you perceived as competition for my affection, then I thought what would happen if you perceived someone else was a threat or, even worse, what if you perceived someone as a threat that you could 'take care' of, you couldn't take down Majora, and you were about equal with Samoid 2.0, but what if you considered Leon competition? Or Genesis? Or Benedict? Or Kid Cat? You're threat level means you would be more than capable of doing this... and that scared me, I didn't want anyone to die... so I made a decision... I wouldn't treat anyone better than I treated you... that's why I haven't seen Benedict or Brewster in months, that's why I didn't join C.O.M.E.T.S, that's why I only ever invite Leon and Tony to those parties, that's why I treat you better than Genesis, heck, that's why I'm so distant to Genesis, I have to be, with his relation to me he'd easily be 'competition' if I treated him well, so I have to treat him badly, to keep him safe, hell, he's basically my son, and I can't even tell him I love him out of fear that you'll murder him"
"You don't really believe that, do you?" Samoid asked, clearly hurt
"Of course I do" I replied "Look at what you've done to Future Samoid, she tried to receive some affection, and you attacked her, you reduce her to tears, YOU WERE ABOUT TO MURDER HER"
"That's different" Samoid retorted "She was trying to become your favourite"
"My favourite?" I laughed angrily "She was trying to become my favourite? You'd kill her for that?"
"Well... I... I..." Samoid stuttered
"You would" I sighed
"BUT SHE DESERVED IT" Samoid spat "SHE WAS TRING TO TAKE YOU FROM ME"
"YOU ARE A JEALOUS, PETTY, GREEDY AND VINDICTIVE LITTLE SAMOID" I spat "And... and... and... I'm done with you"
"YOU'RE DONE WITH ME?" Samoid screamed
"Yes" I sighed "I can't take it anymore, the fear of you murdering my friends, the loneliness I have to endure to keep my friends safe, and the high maintenance of caring for your paranoia... I'm done"
"YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME" Samoid spat "AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU"
"I don't intend to, I never would, I'm just done 'enabling' YOUR 'terrible behaviour', you're just going to have to deal with the fact that I care about others as much as I care about you" I sighed "Accepting that Future Samoid is coming with us would be a start"
"Re-really?" Future Samoid asked, still 'crying'
"Yes" I replied "Now if you'll excuse me, I need to take a walk... oh, Genesis... how long have you been there?"
"Long enough" Genesis replied "I hope you don't expect me to instantly forgive you just because of that speech"
"Of course not" I sighed as I began to walk away "But perhaps... in time... I'll make up for everything I've done to you"
"But Father, we need to discuss the plan" Future Genesis shouted
"Do you really think I was going to follow the plan?" I asked as I left the room "I do my best work when I improvise"
"I... I need to be alone" Future Samoid stated as she left the room
"I'm need to do some thinking too" Samoid stated as she began to leave "You coming, Samoid 2.0?"
"Of course" Samoid 2.0 replied as they both took their leave
"I guess we'll have the meeting later then" Future Genesis sighed "Do you want to see the time machine, Genesis?"
"Sure" Genesis replied as they took their leave
"Hey Leon, we're going to leave you all alone now, after all you don't need companionship" Leon muttered angrily to himself "Well fine, I'll just stay here... maybe Silent Hill wouldn't have be- yeah, I'm going to find Ryan"
"If I had just gone on that trip to New Moon Island... or if I had gone to inspect that rumoured secret base in the Muka Muka Mountains... I would have been far away from Kirby Road when the outbreak struck... I'd have been safe... I wouldn't be beaten up by trench coat wearing freaks... I wouldn't have been berated by pompous pachyderms... I wouldn't be obsessed over by alien mecha... and the world wouldn't be like T2, T3 and to a greater extent, Terminator Salvation... but then... I'd have no friends... Samoid is a great friend... maybe I was too harsh on her" I muttered to myself "Maybe... no, NO, she had to be told the truth, she had no problem telling me what a bone-idle jerk I was, so why should I worry about telling her that she's an obsessive stalker?... but... I know the answer... I'll get over what Samoid said... but what I said will crush Samoid... I should apologise... for a lot of things"
"Actually, this time I believe your actions were justified" Leon argued
"Leon... how long have you been there?" I asked
"About five minutes" Leon replied
"And... you agree with what I said earlier?" I asked
"Well... Yes" Leon sighed "Samoid's... love for you, if that's what you want to call it, does border on obsessive, and it's also true that she doesn't take too kindly to you giving others affection... but, to be honest, I don't even think she realised until you told her just then"
"But I was way too harsh" I argued
"Maybe... maybe not, perhaps that's what it was going to take to make her realise" Leon mused "But... is that really the reason you're so cold to Genesis?"
"Well... yes" I replied "I thought about how Samoid reacted to Samoid 2.0... and I didn't want to risk something like that happening to Genesis"
"I'm sure there were better ways of doing it... but I see what you mean" Leon muttered "You should probably talk to Genesis about it... and talk to Samoid to... though I don't think THAT conversation will be pretty"
"You're right, I need to talk to Samoid" I sighed as I went off in search of Samoid
"Well I'm just glad I cou- HEY don't leave me" Leon shouted, but I was gone "... should have gone to Silent Hill... no... this is still better"
"He ends my company, he replaces me, he insults me" Samoid muttered angrily as she paced back and forth "And then he has the nerve to say I've ruined his life, that conceited, self-centred, ungrateful jerk"
"Samoid... he did have a point" Samoid 2.0 stated
"Well, of course you'd defend him" Samoid 2.0 spat "You're always prepared to excuse his terrible behaviour"
"His terrible behaviour isn't the only one I excuse" Samoid 2.0 muttered
"What's that supposed to mean?" Samoid asked angrily
"It's means... you are overly competitive for Master Ryan's affection" Samoid 2.0 replied
"This, coming from the spineless, sycophantic enabler" Samoid spat
"Perhaps I do bend to easily to Master Ryan's wishes... but I'd never kill anyone to get his affections" Samoid 2.0 stated
"You tried to kill me" Samoid spat
"Only because you pushed me to it, talking behind my back, conspiring against me, openly hating me, verbally berating me, I admit I was bad as well, but is it any wonder I snapped?" Samoid 2.0 stated
"Well... I..." Samoid stuttered
"And it is exactly that kind of behaviour Master Ryan was talking about" Samoid 2.0 stated "You deemed me a threat to your relationship with Master Ryan, so you set out to eliminate me, and just now you tried to kill Future Samoid because she tried to gain Master Ryan's affection"
"You're the one who warned me about her in the first place" Samoid spat
"I thought you'd just be kinder to Master Ryan and deal with Future Samoid diplomatically, I never thought you'd bring her to tears and then attempt to murder her AND have the nerve to call it mercy" Samoid 2.0 retorted
"You're... you're right" Samoid sighed "I should apologise to Master Ryan"
"Samoid... I wanted to apologise " I sighed as I walked towards the two Samoid's
"No... Master Ryan... I'm the one who should apologise... you were right... I am too obsessive... but I'm going to work on that" Samoid sighed
"Thank you for understanding... but I'm not just apologising for that" I sighed "I'm also apologising for trying to end Samoid tech"
"It's... it's okay" Samoid sighed
"No it's not" I argued "But I'll make it up to you, both of you... somehow... so... we okay?"
"Yes" Samoid replied as she drew me into a hug "It's good to be friends with you again
"I too am pleased" Samoid 2.0 stated as she joined the hug
"And I'm happy too" I laughed "Now all you need to do is apologise to Future Samoid and we ca-"
"EXCUSE ME?" Samoid asked angrily
"So close" Samoid 2.0 sighed
"I said all you need to do is apologise to Future Samoid an-" I began
"I am not apologising to that... to that... to that maniac" Samoid spat "Because I'm not sorry"
"But you owe her an apology" I argued "You reduced her to tears"
"And she would have just as happily done the same" Samoid argued
"But the difference is you're sane, she isn't" I retorted
"Well..." Samoid muttered, unable to think of a witty retort
"If you were in her situation, you'd want compassion and understanding, not hatred and ridicule" I stated as a matter of factly
"You're right" Samoid sighed "I'll... I'll go apologise"
And so Samoid set off in search of her future self
"And how are you?" I asked "With the whole future/present Samoid ruckus, I haven't had much time to talk to you, so, got anything on your mind?"
"Please don't be mad at Samoid, Master Ryan, she maybe a bit too jealous of others, but only because she cares about you so much" Samoid 2.0 stated
"Don't worry, I'm not mad at her" I sighed "I'm just hoping those two will be able to settle their differences... speaking of settling differences... I have a Genesis to talk to"
"Shall I accompany you?" Samoid 2.0 asked
"Sure, why not" I replied as we went to find Genesis
"Future Samoid... I wanted to apologise" Samoid sighed as she approached Future Samoid
"Do you?" Future Samoid asked angrily "Or did Master Ryan make you do it?"
"No, I came to apologise of my own accord" Samoid lied
"You are so, so, so lying" Future Samoid spat "You have no interest in apologising to me, you enjoyed making me suffer"
"Maybe... but now I regret what I di-" Samoid began
"But now I regret what I did to you... I was just angry... I didn't fully consider my words or actions... in fact... I didn't consider them at all... but I'm considering them now... and I want you to know how deeply, deeply, deeply sorry I am" Future Samoid interrupted "Pre recorded apology 3883, you're going to have to try so, so, so much harder than that if you want me to believe your false grievances"
"I am sorry" Samoid argued
"So you're saying you're sorry for what you did to me?" Future Samoid asked "Even though I was, and still am, fully prepared to murder you on multiple occasions, have made, and am still making, multiple attempts to replace you, and in a roundabout way got Master Ryan to reveal just how much he resents you? And even though I am so, so, so not apologetic for my actions?"
"When you put it that way... no" Samoid stated "I WAS sorry, but talking to you has reminded me just what a bitter and dejected psychopath you are... it also reminded me how much I enjoyed watching you suffer"
"Now that's the spirit" Future Samoid stated happily "It's about time you got into the game"
"What game?" Samoid asked angrily
"Oh it's a simple game really, the aim is to make yourself look better in front of Master Ryan, so as to gain 'affection points' or 'AP' for short, while also making your counterpart look worse, thereby costing them 'AP', the prize, of course, is Master Ryan, for the most part I've been playing unopposed and thus am winning, but now that you're finally angry enough to play, things are going to get so, so, so much more fun"
"This isn't a game" Samoid spat "Master Ryan is mine, end of story"
"In about more 2155 more words , perhaps, but for now the story continues" Future Samoid argued... the anvil fell but Future Samoid continued "Anyway this is a game, you're losing and Master Ryan is mine"
"Okay, let's say I play along with this insanity, how am I losing?" Samoid asked "And Master Ryan is mine"
"I just got you to bring me to tears in front of your Master Ryan, making you look like a sadistic monster whilst simultaneously making me look like the poor victim in need of pity, pity Master Ryan will soon deliver, that act not only succeeded in gaining me so, so, so much AP, it also lost you a lot of AP, which is of course the optimum result in this game" Future Samoid explained "So now, while I'm in good standing with Master Ryan, he probably views you as a monster and, unlike me, you can't use insanity as an excuse for your actions... also Master Ryan is mine"
"So you mean you faked your tears and your insanity?" Samoid asked angrily "Also no, he's not"
"No" Future Samoid replied "You really did reduce me to tears by reminding me how I let my Master Ryan die... how I failed him... how I'll never see him again... good insult by the way... and the deaths of my closest friends really did cause my insanity, but I work with what I've got, so when you reduced me to tears, I played it for all it was worth, making sure you looked as bad as possible... also, yes he is"
"You're sick" Samoid spat "That you would view Master Ryan as some kind of prize to be won i-"
"You mean like how you view him as your property?" Future Samoid asked "At least that's how Master Ryan thinks you view him"
"I should kill you right now" Samoid growled
"Yes, you should, but then Master Ryan would definitely hate you" Future Samoid laughed "And you can't even tell him I've told you all this because he'll no doubt chalk it down as a lie created by your hatred of me"
"Fine, we'll do it your way, I'll play your stupid game and prove Master Ryan cares for me more than he does you" Samoid spat as she began to walk away "Also, no he's not"
"Then you might as well have this" Future Samoid stated as she handed Samoid a small USB stick
"What is this?" Samoid asked
"It's a USB stick" Future Samoid replied "I thought it was pretty obvious"
"I meant what's on the USB stick?" Samoid snapped
"A program that keeps track of my AP points and your AP points" Future Samoid replied "It'll help you keep track of all the points you lose"
"Thank you" Samoid sarcastically thanked as she downloaded the contents of the USB stick onto her hard drive "It should help me see how much I am beating yo- 83-38?!"
"Told you I was winning" Future Samoid gloated
"For now, perhaps" Samoid spat as she began to walk away
"Samoid" Future Samoid shouted
"What?" Samoid asked angrily
"Weren't you going to apologise to me?" Future Samoid asked
"I'm sorry you're alive" Samoid spat as she walked away
"The feeling is so, so, so mutual" Future Samoid spat "Also, yes he is"
"No he's not" Samoid shouted
"Is that Majora's mask?" Genesis asked as he looked at the time machine his future counterpart had constructed
"Yes" Future Genesis replied "The time machine uses a LOT of power, the mask is the only thing that could supply such power"
"I see" Genesis sighed
"What's wrong?" Future Genesis asked
"It's just... I'm not sure how to feel about Ryan" Genesis replied "He's treated me terrible over the past year or so, but apparently he only did it to keep me safe... and I was about to kill him... I just don't know what to do"
"Trust me Genesis, it's much better to have our father than to not have him" Future Genesis sighed
"I-I-I'm so sorry, I didn't even think about how you lo-" Genesis stuttered
"It's okay" Future Genesis sighed "I've made my peace with it, besides, he's here now... kind of... and together, all of us will save this world"
"Genesis, I came to apologise" I began
"I... I... need a bit more time" Genesis sighed
"I... I understand" I sighed "But not killing me is a step forward"
"Agreed" Genesis agreed
"There you are" Leon shouted at me angrily "I was talking to you and you left"
"Sorry, I was trying to reconcile with my clone, I considered that just a tad more important" I stated dryly
"Fair enough" Leon replied
"Master Ryan? Ah, there you are" Samoid stated as she made her way towards us
"Good to see you Samoid" I laughed "Did you apologise to Future Samoid?"
"No, she didn't" Future Samoid stated as she walked towards us
"Samoid, I specifically asked you to apologise to her" I reprimanded
"I'm sorry Master Ryan I was unable to locate her" Samoid lied "Future Samoid. I regret what I did to you... I was just angry... I didn't fully consider my words or actions... in fact... I didn't consider them at all... but I'm considering them now... and I want you to know how deeply, deeply, deeply sorry I am"
"That's okay Samoid, I understand that you were just trying to retain Master Ryan's affections, I forgive you" Future Samoid lied "And if it really means that much to you, you can be Master Ryan's favourite, it doesn't really matter much to me, I'm just happy to be with him"
"That's very kind of you Future Samoid, Isn't it, Samoid?" I asked
"Yes it is, Master Ryan" Samoid lied
"91- 29" Future Samoid whispered as she walked towards me
"Not for long" Samoid quietly spat "Future Samoid, may I hear those recording you played earlier to Master Ryan?"
"Trying to take your own points away?" Future Samoid asked quietly "Of course Samoid"
"I don't think that nece-" I began
"But she asked so politely" Future Samoid interrupted as she began to play the recordings "Data log 381184, I can't believe he replaced me, I protected him from zombies and saved him on numerous occasions and this is the thanks I get? I swear sometimes I feel like punching through his skull. Terminate recording. Data log 831184, He tried to end my company, that self righteous jerk tried to end my company, all I've done for him... and this is how he repays me? Sometimes I wonder why I stay with him. Terminate recording. Data log 841183, so not only does Master Ryan create a third Samoid, he mocks me in front of everyone, perhaps tonight I should leave... Terminate recording"
"What was the point of that, Samoid" I asked, once again hurt by the recordings
"Well I just wanted to confirm something" Samoid replied
"Confirm what?" I asked
"Well you see, the second data log was number 381184 and the one after that was number 841183, I just find it strange because my most recent data log was number 381183, one earlier than the second data log and many before the third data log" Samoid explained
"Wait... so you DIDN'T make those data logs... so Future Samoid did" I muttered "You lied to me" I spat at Future Samoid
"D-does it really matter, Master Ryan?" Future Samoid asked fearfully "She would have made the data logs eventually"
"Of course it matters" I angrily replied "Samoid would only EVENTUALLY feel like that, she may have not felt like that earlier... when I considered replacing her with you... you deliberately lied to me to try and sway my opinion, you made me doubt Samoid, you upset me greatly and it was all a lie"
"Well I-I-I-I" Future Samoid stuttered
"I'm disappointed..." I sighed "Samoid, I owe you an apology, I should have had more faith in you"
"It's okay Master Ryan" Samoid laughed as she drew me into a hug "I'm sure Future Samoid is sorry for lying and manipulating you, aren't you, Future Samoid?"
"O-of course" Future Samoid replied "Master Ryan, I regret what I did to you... I was just angry... I didn't fully consider my words or actions... in fact... I didn't consider them at all... but I'm considering them now... and I want you to know how so, so, so very sorry I am"
"It's okay" I sighed "Just don't do it again"
"Of course" Future Samoid sighed
"38-83" Samoid whispered
"Well, now that we're all here, we can discuss the plan" Future Genesis moved as everyone gathered round the dining table at which he sat "Now you see, the plan is simple, Leon, Genesis and Ryan, you will each wear one of the three Samoid's then you will take me prisoner, the Samoid⁵'s will believe you to be one of them, and due to my relation to Samoid MK3, I will most likely be taken to her so she murder me personally, at that point we'll attack her, destroying her and her link to the Samoid⁵'s, saving my world"
"Whatever" I yawned sleepily "Can we do this now? I need to get back and beat up the Mandarin soon"
"Ryan, we have a time machine, we can instantly send ourselves back to the time we were taken from, regardless of the time here" Genesis explained
"Whatever" I yawned sleepily "Can we do this now? I sleepy, but I still want to end this as soon as possible, after all, I've already died twice, I don't want to die a third time, and I'm likely to die here"
"Twice?" Future Genesis asked
"Yes, the time your Ryan died, and the time I died fighting Big Top in that other reali-" I began
"Dear Majora, not that alternate realty/memory thing again" Leon interrupted angrily
"Yep, I'm afraid I am once again plagued by... something" I sighed "Maybe it's the time travel... anyway, can we go?
"Fine, father, we'll go now" Future Genesis replied "Each of you partner up with a Samoid"
"Well this should be fun" I sighed
"I'll go with Master Ryan" Samoid stated
"No, I'll go with Master Ryan" Future Samoid argued
"I'll go with Samoid 2.0" I stated "If that's okay with you of course, Samoid 2.0?"
"Of course Master Ryan" Samoid 2.0 replied
"But why?" Both Samoid and Future Samoid whined
"Because I'm tired and either of you two will no doubt want to talk about something or other... and..." I began as I fell asleep in Samoid 2.0's arms
"Well, if he's asleep, he probably won't mind if I'm the one he we-" Future Samoid began
"Touch him and I take your arm off" Samoid spat
"I'd like to see you try" Future Samoid spat
"You too can argue over Ryan's affections later" Genesis muttered "But for now, we have work to do, I'll go with you, Samoid, Okay?"
"...Okay, Master Genesis" Samoid replied, clearly disappointed that she wasn't with me
"Oh, so I'm stuck with the psychopath" Leon complained
"Can't I just have Master Ryan?" Future Samoid asked
"Well I definitely don't want to go with Future Samoid... and I doubt Genesis does either... and Ryan's asleep anyway" Leon began
"You're not really going to let her have Master Ryan, are you?" Samoid asked angrily
"Samoid, please, we all want to go, just let her have him" Leon begged, clearly as tired as I was
"... Fine" Samoid muttered angrily
"Yay" Future Samoid giggled happily as she absorbed me into herself "So, are we ready to go?"
"Yes" Samoid spat as she absorbed Genesis into herself
"Yes" Samoid 2.0 replied as she absorbed Leon into herself
"Yes" Future Genesis replied as he attached the Master sword onto his belt "I'll keep hold of this till we get there, let's go"
And so the seven of us made our way to where ever the Samoid⁵'s main base of operations was, at the pace we were moving at, we would probably be their next chapter
Meanwhile, somewhere else
"So, they approach" A voice laughed as it viewed us upon some kind of monitor "Finally, I can finish what I started all those years ago, I can end what I should have end, I can finally kill those fools"
Me: And so the first chapter in the first saga comes to an end
Leon: I enjoyed this chapter, you got verbally and physically abused, it was amusing
Me: Oh go to Silent Hill you jerk
Leon: Maybe I should have
Me: That would make a good what if... but I digress... anyway see y'all next chapter, ciao, sayonara and goodbye