Hey guys~ Another update. I dedicate this one and my soon to be updated chapter of Gravity of Love to KokoroSpice. Get better honey, love you! I guess I should warn you before this chapter starts that there IS Stony. Steve x Tony, Captain America and Ironman. Haha, so if you don't like it, sorry people! It's pretty mild though. xP So yeah, enjoy everyone! ^^


"Thor, you have to stop being pathetic eventually," Jane scolded as she walked into their shared living room. She stopped beside the couch, watching her childhood friend glued to cartoons on their TV. "You should come jogging instead of watching Adventure Time and eating two boxes of Pop Tarts a day." she muttered. Thor swallowed one of the pastries and shrugged his shoulders.

"I don't want to jog anymore. I just want to sit here and get fat. I messed up so bad, Jane. God, he hates me." the blond male whined and snuggled his face into the matching pillow to their couch. The brunette sighed and sat down next to her friend on the couch. She plucked the remote out of Thor's lap and turned off the cartoon, then placed the device far from her friend's grabby hands.

"Look at you. You are acting like you two broke up."

"Jane! It's even worse than that!" Thor retorted. "We didn't even date and he dumped me already."

"… Really Thor? Really? Come on, get your teenage girl butt of this couch. We're going jogging." Jane frowned. The male of the duo shook his head and snuggled into his red fuzzy blanket.

"No way. There's no way you're getting me off this couch."

"I'll take you to Subway." at this, Thor scrambled off of the couch and ran out of the room.

"Give me a minute!" he yelled, earning a smirk from Jane. She leaned against the couch, blinking and taking out her phone when it sounded off. The lock screen displayed Lekný's name on the text message. She hummed and unlocked her phone, reading the text and sighing.

Are you suffering as much as me, gurl? :/

… Suffering is putting it slightly, Lekný. How is your brother doing?

Acting like a pissy bitch. He sits around and sighs, goes shopping with me and sighs. Goes out to coffee, sighing. Omg, is he ever dramatic. How's your Brodinson doing?

Holy crap. Thor does it too, cept he isn't going anywhere, just work and home again. Talked to his friend Natasha and all he does is sigh at work. He comes home, eats Pop Tarts, and watches stupid cartoons. I can't take much more of this.

Ugh, I kno! They should tots just kiss and make up. lol.

Oh wow. Well, I guess I agree with that one, girl. Don is supposed to come to this charity event Tony is holding tonight, but I won't be going if Thor decides to be sulky AGAIN.

Awe. =( Loki was supposed to go to that, but now the princess doesn't even want to mention Thor at all. My brother being too melodramatic about this… He started it too. -_-

If you don't mind me saying, I totally agree! Thor was just trying to help. To keep Loki from, ya know, getting his fingers cut off by uncle scissors or some shit. Thor is so madly in love with Loki it makes One Direction fan girls look mild.

Omglolyes, they need to just have sex and get it over with. I'm so sick of this "Oh, I do not like him, dear sister" and then calling fuckin' mom and then telling me "Maybe I do like him, oh but I do not deserve him." *Whine* -_- Real tired of my brother's shit, Jane. Real tired.

Awkwarddd. Let's not talk about Thor and Loki and sex at all. However! I do agree. They just need to get together. It's like a soap opera. We should try to convince our boys to both go tonight.

My bad, girl. Keep forgetting you two dated. ;) Anywho, I will try my very best. I don't know how it will go, but a solid attempt will be made!

Haha, good times. I don't know how easily it'll be to get Thor to go, but I have Tony. Thor and him basically have the world's biggest bromance.

jfc, I need to see this. Kk, bby girl. Wish me luck with my whiny brother. 3

I don't even know what jfc means. Awkward. You need to get off Tumblr. Best of luck with Loki, Lekný. xoxo

"Who are you texting?" Thor asked while walking out of his room, now dressed in his running attire. The female looked up quickly at her roommate and locked her phone, shoving it into the pocket of her jogging pants.

"… Lekný." Jane admitted, standing up and smoothing her clothes down. She watched as Thor's face seemed to hit a snag before settling on a sad smile.

"How is she?"

"Um, good. She's good." his roommate replied. Thor inhaled deeply and began tying his shoes, all too aware of his friend staring at him.

"Did she say anything about Loki?" he asked without looking up. When he did, Jane was fiddling with her shirt.

"Well, yeah."

"What about him?" Thor questioned, walking over to her. Brown eyes looked up into blue and the female's eyebrows furrowed. Minutes passed in silence before she replied to her friend.

"From what she said, I think he misses you. I think he wants to say sorry, Thor." Jane answered finally. Thor said nothing, blue eyes shifting up to the ceiling.

"We should start our run. I think we should ditch the Loki topic for a bit." he smiled, looking back at Jane. He knew he had been a nuisance for his roommate the past week, with his constant presence and talking about his dark haired love interest.

"Ditch the Loki topic? That's unlike you." Jane snorted, elbowing him as they began walking towards the door. Thor laughed softly and opened the door for her, locking it when they had made it to the hallway.

"I've been such a burden to you. It's not fair. I don't think you've spent any time alone with Dan since I came back from the restaurant last week." the taller of the two explained as they made their way toward the elevators. The brunette laughed loudly and crossed her arms over her chest after pushing the down arrow.

"Okay, as annoying it may be at times, I owe you a lot, Thor. Don't you remember how you stood up for me, when I was bullied by those popular girls? And the time when you stayed on the phone with me for five hours because you heard from Darcy I was going to kill myself?" she mused, causing Thor to sigh.

"Yeah, I do remember those times. Especially when you actually tried with those pills. I remember rushing over in my car, thinking you could die any second. When I pulled up you were leaning against your front door, delirious." the male of the duo added as the stepped into the elevator. Jane laughed at this, leaning against her friend.

"You took me to the hospital as quick as you could, not one harsh word. When I woke up the next morning after that crazy night, you were sitting there, looking like shit!" the brunette exclaimed. "And then you yelled at me, but it wasn't "You're stupid, bitch" but something a husband would say,"I was worried about you, I can't believe you would do that. You know you can come to me" that kind of thing. You were the best boyfriend I ever had." Jane smiled warmly up at her roommate.

"Of course. If I'm going to date someone, I have to be able to protect them and help them," Thor smiled back, before looking at the floor number drop down. Jane looked up at them as well, silence settling between them. Before the elevator hit the main level, she stood up straight.

"You deserve Loki."

At this, the elevator ceased its slow drop, the familiar ding seeming strange to Thor's ears. "… Jane, we don't have to talk about him…"

"Okay, you lug," Jane warned as she walked out, pulling her friend out with her. "I want to now. Just once more before we have a Lokiless run. I know you deserve him, you should too. Hell, I know you could do even better! Thor, you'll hit a home run with him sooner or later, I have faith in you."

"Jane… Thank you." the blond said, a soft smile tugging at his lips. Jane punched him the arm and strode out of the building, her roommate following after.

"Come on, big guy. Let's go." the smaller of them laughed and began jogging, leaving Thor to stand by himself for a moment.

"Oh, Jane." he laughed, the sound coming out shaken. Taking a deep breath, he began running after her in the early morning sun.


No matter how hard Jane tried, Thor refused to attend Tony's party. The mid-morning fight lasted into the early afternoon, the small brunette following Thor around their apartment, yelling at him.

"Jane!" Thor stressed, turning on his heel and staring her down. "I am not going! I don't want to be there and have my friends annoyed by my attitude!"

"Ugh, Thor! Who cares about Loki!? You don't need to have him there! I'll be there!" Jane retorted, hands now on her hips. The blond rolled his eyes and crossed his arms over his chest.

"With Dan! Clint will be with Natasha, Bruce will be with his girl, and Tony will be trying to snatch Steve! I would only be a ninth wheel! I'd rather stay home." Thor frowned, watching his friend huff.

"… I'm going to ask one more time, Thor Odinson. Please come to the charity event tonight." Jane commanded, eyes narrowing to match the ones staring at her.

"And it's still a big fat no, Jane." Thor defended, adamant in his choice.

"I'm calling Tony then." the sentence simple, but hit the blond with the force of a freight train. He watched Jane stride across the living room, his feet seemingly nailed to the floor. When she picked up the cordless phone, his brain clicked into drive and he flew across the room.

"No! Jane! Don't you dare!" he yelled, Jane dashing away from him towards her room.

"This is for your own good, you lug!" she shot back as they ran down the hall. Thor reached out, almost able to grab the neck of Jane's shirt, be she slid to the side, tumbling into her room. The blond slid past her room, skidding to a stop a few feet past. Before he could reach the open door, it was slammed and locked in his face.

"Jane! Open the door! Don't call Tony! Please!"

"I gave you the chance!" Jane shouted back before dialing the familiar phone number, putting it to her ear. Thor continued to shout mercies through the door as the phone rang, someone picking up on the fourth sound off in her ear.

"Stark here. This better be good, Thor."

"It's Jane… Did I catch you at a bad time?" she asked, sitting on the edge of her bed.

"Well, kinda." Tony muttered, running a hand through his messy hair.

"What are you doing?"

"Do you really want to know?" the older of them mused from the other side of the phone.

"... I know you didn't pick up the phone in the middle of sex again." Jane accused, pinching the bridge of her nose.

"No shame, Jane, no shame." Tony laughed.

"Wait, who?"

"Oh, you'd love him. You'll meet him tonight." the billionaire said casually into the phone. Jane heard a strange voice groan Tony's name in exasperation and sighed heavily.

"Ugh. I'll call you back later." the brunette rolled her eyes.

"I'll see you soon, baby." Tony laughed and hung up the phone in her ear.


It had taken Tony but ten minutes to get over to their apartment, Jane had raced to the call box, beating Thor and pressing the button to grant the caller access to the building.

"Jane. I'm not talking to him." Thor vowed, watching the female lean against the closest wall.

"Yes you are. He left his bed and new play thing for you. You're talking to him."

"… Play thing? What?" Thor asked, utter confusion evident on his features. Jane raised an eyebrow and smirked.

"I'm guessing he's new to the group? Tony said I'd love him."

"… New? Wait, St-" the blond began, but a loud knock at their apartment door cut him off. The two residents swung around, the female of them quickly grabbing the door and yanking it open to reveal not one, but two men standing in front them.

"Tony!" Jane greeted.

"Jane!" Tony replied, before looking at the awe struck face Thor was wearing.

"Steve?"

"Uh, hey Thor." the blond smiled, running a hand through his hair.

"Steve? Is this the guy?" Jane asked, looking at Tony as he walked into the apartment after the taller male, shutting the door with his foot.

"Oh yeah, girl. That's him." the billionaire winked, watching Steve walk over to a confused Thor. Jane whistled quietly and leaned over, whispering now.

"Jesus almighty. He's gorgeous," she breathed. "You lucky son of a bitch."

"I know right? I got that Tony mojo back," the breaded man replied, elbowing the only female in the room. "Anyway, Thor! What the hell is going on, man?" Tony asked, walking over to the two taller men. Said male looked at Tony and frowned.

"I really don't want to talk about this. You're terrible at making me feel better, Tony." Thor sympathized. Tony snapped in the shape of a 'Z' and frowned.

"Oh no you didn't," the billionaire quipped. "You just have to march up there and tell him to get over himself. Just tell the guy how you feel, that you didn't mean anything by it. You were just trying to help, big guy." to this, Thor gave him a 'are you kidding me' look.

"I would never do that. As great of a friend you are, it should be illegal for you to give advice." Thor retorted.

"Hey! Name one time!"

"Um, remember when you told Clint how to ask out Natasha. He went to the emergency room… What? Five minutes after executing that brilliant plan?" the bigger of the two reminded him. Tony rolled his eyes and looked away.

"He didn't do it right."

"It was a stupid idea, Tony. Admit it." an awkward silence followed, no one knowing exactly what to say. Jane sighed and folded her arms across her chest, figuring this was going nowhere. Thor had never responded this way to Tony's advice, which caused the sole female great confusion. When it looked like the conversation was going nowhere, Steve coughed and smiled slightly, alerting the three adult's attention.

"May I suggest something?" he asked politely, stepping closer to the disagreeing males.

"Good luck with that." Tony rolled his eyes yet again. Thor glared at him and shrugged his shoulders towards Steve's question.

"Steve, ignore them. Please say something." Jane shook her head. Said male nodded slightly, before grabbing the two men by their closest shoulders. He led them to the couch and sat them down before standing before them.

"Thor, you don't have to worry about Loki. He has a hard time with trusting just about anybody. He's had a tough life. I know it's no excuse for his behaviour, but he will get over it eventually. His attitude shouldn't affect you going tonight! If you come, I'll keep you company. You won't be alone if that's what you're worried about." the blond male smiled. Tony gapped and pointed an accusing finger at his new lover.

"Objection, Rogers! We agreed you'd be my arm candy!" to this, Steve gave the older male a classic 'bitch please' look.

"Tony, your friend needs us now. I can still be your date. I'll stay with you for a half hour, enough time for you to introduce me to your fancy friends." the blond male assured him. Tony huffed and crossed his arms over his chest. Thor looked at his brooding friend, and then towards his newest friend.

"You would really do that?"

"Of course, Thor. We are all here for you." Steve affirmed with a bright smile. Tony mumbled something before sighing heavily.

"Fine. But it has to be an hour, not a half hour." the oldest of the four challenged. Steve raised an eyebrow and chuckled.

"Or you could be dateless, Mr. Stark."

"You drive a hard bargain, Rogers. You win. Half hour." the billionaire agreed, although not pleased at his loss in the least. Thor smiled slightly and stood up, pulling Tony with him. He hugged both the men tight, earning grunts from each.

"Thank you Steve and Tony. I won't forget it." Thor vowed. Jane watched the scene unfold and smiled.

'God, I'm amazing,' she thought smugly, running a hand through her long brown hair. "So, who wants a beer?" she asked, smirking.

"Um, you have to ask?" Tony laughed, following the female into the kitchen.

"Just one, Tony! I can't drive an automatic!" Steve yelled, running into the kitchen after the two. Thor stood there and smiled, stuffing his hands into his pockets. He looked up at the ceiling before shaking his head and following after the parade to the fridge.


How are things with Thor going?

He actually agreed to go. I'm shocked.

jfc, please tell me the ways. =O

I still have no clue what jfc means… Anyway, we went jogging and when we were done I brought it up. At first he was against it, that he didn't want to be alone or whatever. So I called Tony. :P

Oh man! Serious business. Did he convince him?

Surprisingly, no. Tony's new lover did. His name is Steve and let me tell you. He's fucking gorgeous. I can't even describe it.

Oh me, oh my~ Sounds like hottie! Maybe I'll slip into the party if Loki goes!

Please do. I'd laugh so hard. Speaking of Loki… Any progress?

Well, we argued a bit ago, lol. He's been in his room playing Bon Iver on his guitar for hours. It's hard to tell if he will go. If he switches to Mumford and Sons, it's a solid no. However, if he changes his tune to Neutral Milk Hotel or Edward Sharpe and the Magentic Zeros, it'll be a yes. We shall see, bby!

Neutral Milk Hotel? I really don't wanna know… Keep me posted, girl. Gotta pick up Dan from work now. Hopefully hear something from you soon. xoxo

Kk! Love ya, girl! ttyl~

With that, Lekný locked her phone and sighed before shoving the Blackberry into her bra. She leaned against the counter and sipped at her wine as one of the many Bon Iver songs came to an end. Minutes of silence enveloped the apartment, causing the female to stand up straight. When the played idea of talking to her brother proved a good one, she began to walk to towards the door. Making her way down the hallway, she stopped in her tracks when the strumming started up again. Curious green eyes looked down the hall as she heard her twin brother begin to sing.

"What a beautiful face I have found in this place, that is circling all-round the sun. What a beautiful dream that could flash on the screen, in a blink of an eye and be gone from me. Soft and sweet, let me hold it close and keep it here with me." the voice sang, ringing in the female's ears. A small smile stretched across her red painted lips while she leaned against the closest wall, wine glass still in hand.


If you can't guess her reaction, look up the lyrics. ;) Love you all! R&R's would make me so happy! Have a good day guys and gals!