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Sorry for not updating lately,I had the writers block which caused me to sad. :(

But anyway I did it!

Sadly Bioware is not mine..but maybe 0_0 it will be...

John is mine though :P

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P.S.= Former chapter. It is smoke bombs! NOT smoke boobs! 0_0

By the way this has been the longest chapter I have ever written :) Please Enjoy!

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Chapter 4

Left to Right

He held my waist in a supportive matter as well as my hand. We stood there gazing at each other's faces then suddenly laughter.

"Commander! Seriously?!"A frail looking man with a beard shouted from the far end of the restaurant.

"Uhh..Can I have a little information to why is everybody laughing Commander?" I cocked my brow at him.

"You are now about to dance with the first human Specter who is very famous for dancing like flapping drunkard." He laughed.

"Oh.. then I better run away!" I laughed and hurried down but he caught me by the waist and chuckled.

"Uhh.. No you don't." He said with much glee.

"You know..I can kick you and leave right this instant."I joked.

"No, you wouldn't dare. One dance,come on. I promise you wouldn't regret this." He smiled.

Music started. A familiar tone. Frankie Valli. One of my favorites.

~You're just too good to be true~

A raspy voice of the old man bellowed around the room.

Shepard swung me around then held my hips with a loose grip. We hurriedly swung along.

~I love you baby!~

He turned me around and faced me again. Switching spots, twisting,turning,laughing,close embraces and long stretched arms waving along to the sound of the music. I kept on laughing as he poked me at times by the side and held me close as he did his mischievous deeds with my waist.

"Shepard!"I chuckled and squealed.

"What?"

"Just you."

"Well.. I try."

"Well you are doing a pretty good job." Another chuckled escaped my lips.

"Hey.."

"What is it? "

"Are you wearing anything underneath that short dress?" He asked with a wicked grin.

"You pervert! Of course I am!" While he placed his lips near my ear as he whispered his question.

"Then you better watch out."

I felt a hand crawl through my thigh.

What in the world is this man planning now?

His hand slipped under my thigh, he lifted my leg up and tipped my back backwards.

I gazed at his blue eyes and blushed.

"I hate you.."I whispered to him.

"I like you too."He smiled.

The song ended and people started cheering.

"Damn Shepard! Who knew you could actually dance?!" A dark man in tux as well went up to him and gave Shepard a big slap on the back.

Ouch.

Shepard just chuckled and as seconds past by, a lot of other women went up to Shepard and cheered his name with squeals and hushed screams.

"Nice shot Shepard, I know you have a shot at my bed." A woman. A PERFECT woman.

She wore the most fitted dress that seemed like to have been painted on her body that showed of her extravagant curves.

It reached the floor,white,backless,sleeveless and super fit.

Her British like tone and beautiful face made me insecure.

I'm very sure that this woman could have had any man in her bed in seconds. Great, another blind date with more attractive women.

"Miranda please. Don't flatter me that much." Shepard replied with a friendly smile.

The women continued to flirt her way with him until another woman with orange hair spoke.

"That was wonderful Shepard!"She said gleefully with clapping hands.

"Thank you Kelly." Shepard slightly bowed.

Ah. This must be his crew.

More women came closer to Shepard.

A quarian,two asaris, a tattooed woman all over, probably 10 other women and the rest I would say his loyal fans. Wonderful.

I didn't want to bother him so I left and sat down with the bearded man and a handsome looking turian.

I didn't mind that he was taking up attention. I mean I'm having dinner with Commander Shepard! I rather stay at the sidelines and watch such beautiful women from different kinds of species fall for him.

It was more amusing really but slightly irritating that he forgot about me.

"Hey. Why'd you leave?"The man with the beard asked.

"Oh. I just didn't want to get in the way of his fans." I chuckled on.

"Hey. Joker by the way."He gave out his hand.

"Kate. Nice to meet you Joker."I said with a bubbly smile.

"Well well well..Joker I never knew you had moves with the ladies." A low baritone from behind me came up.

"Shut up Garrus!" Joker laughed out.

"Well anyway, You must be Kate. Shepard's date I presume?" He asked.

"Uh..Yes..yes I am."I answered quite dazed.

"Then it's nice to meet you. Garrus Vakarian. Code name Archangel. "

"Archangel? I thought you were dead."

"Well,things change."

I laughed at the joke. This turian...I have to admit he was striking in the eyes and his voice sent shivers of desires or that was just me drinking probably too much wine...yeah it had to be me but damn would I love some cross-species experiments...oh no..drunk zone..

Some more men from Shepard's crew came closer to us and came to chatter along. We shared stories with each everyone. Zaeed, Joker, Garrus, Grunt, Jacob,Donelly, and Mordin. All of the guys in the Normandy SR-2 introduced themselves differently it was real funny.

"Well I be damned! A woman with the cripple and Garrus!" Zaeed's first encounter.

I laughed at such a insulting joke. What? It was funny for me.

"Hey pretty lady. Why don't you come with Uncle Zaeed and we can have a good time eh. What do you say?" He said drunkily.

"Now that! Is a smooth talker! "I pointed and laughed.

"Hey hey hey now Zaeed! Don't mess with Shepard's date." The dark man again in tux came up.

"Back off Jacob! And take your own date!" He spat.

"Mmm..I don't understand humans" A krogan appeared.

"Ah. In high toxins such as alcohol. Zaeed not good with such liquids. Problematic." A salarian said with much speed.

"Now that is one mighty ass!"An Irish voice shouted from the back of Jacob.

"No,you are the ass Donelly." Zaeed slapped the man's back.

"Ouch. That's gotta hurt." Joker teased.

"Tell why did I agree to join all of you again?" Garrus asked with a funny voice.

"So you can carry all of them back to the ship." I teased.

"You have a point." Garrus chuckled.

All of the men started laughing loudly as they drank wine to there heart's content. They even forced a drink on with me.

They were leaving and asked me to join them. They were headed to the bar . I looked at Shepard surrounded by beautiful women as they flirt their way with him. I was irritated by the view.

"Wait up guys! Let me join the fun!" I waved at them.

"Now there's the princess Kate we know." Zaeed shouted with a low laugh.

"Hahaha I'm your princess?"

"Sure, as long as you don't mind us." Garrus chuckled.

This was fun.

We arrived at the bar, we sat down on a arched couch and we laughed more and drank more. I was still jealous of Shepard with those women but who cares? I have these men as company and I am fine!

Zaeed, the drunk uncle.

Grunt , my learning baby krogan.

Jacob, A hard ass macho brother.

Joker, the sarcastic best friend.

Mordin , the blabber mouth doctor.

Garrus , well...his scars got me real wanting him on my bed...and that voice! Just wow...

But! Friends are friends sadly and besides I just met him!

And after 9 rounds of non-stop drinking, I felt the floor moving and my vision slowly fading.

I saw Garrus and now ladies and gentlemen..the alcohol strikes.

"Garrus. Did I ever tell you I find scars att- attractiveeeeeeeee?" My voice slurred.

"(chuckles) Never knew you had a weakness for men with scars."His baritone suddenly husky.

"Hey now! Remember that's Shepard's girl!"Jacob laughed up.

"We can all share." Garrus arm wrapping around my waist and his head nuzzling my now messed up hair.

"Garrus! The devil!" Joker said jokingly in a British accent.

I was too intoxicated by the alcohol to even care about anything except this attractive turian in front of me.

As Garrus talons slowly slid won to my thigh. Desire hit me with electricity. I went and started flirting to the frisky turian. Then he obliged with smooth moves and I told him to come with me. As I got up from the coach with Garrus the rest of the crew yelled "WOAH!". Woah indeed,too any drinks, so many desires, and a turian on my bed. As we reached for the doors to the exit Shepard came in. Shit. He looked at me then he took my hand from Garrus and ran off with me ,leaving a laughing turian by the door. Did he know this would happen?

Shepard dragged me to the nearest dark corner and looked at me with his blazing blue eyes. Intense.

"Why the hell were you with Garrus?!" He shouted.

"Nothing until you showed up!" I shouted back still a bit dazed from all the drinks I had.

"You were dragging him to your bed!"

"Why don't you do the same?! Why not take those lovely wome-"

He crushed his lips on to mine and sucks my lower lip. Briefly our teeth clash,then his tongue forcing its way in to my mouth. Desire explodes in me and I'm kissing him back,matching his fervor,my hands knotting in his hair ,pulling it hard. A low groan escapes his mouth as his hands moves down to my body to the top of my thigh ,his fingers digging into my flesh through the fit dress.

Then he suddenly breaks the kiss,panting.

"You are one frustrating woman. My type." He chuckles.

Then I black out.


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