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Books Are For Humans: Chapter 2: It Turned Evil
"You're going down Kakarrot!" Vegeta yelled while scrolling the letters on his paper.
"Shut up Vegeta or I will disqualify you!" Bulma yelled. After a minute or so Bulma decided it was time to see how they did. "Pencils down! Lets see how you guys did,". She picked up the papers and then wished that she hadn't. It was total chaos on Goku's paper, there was pencil markings everywhere, Bulma couldn't tell where it began or where it ended. Vegeta's was just rude. He drew what appeared to be a dead Goku lying face down on the ground and himself laughing. She looked up from the papers.
"So...who won?" Goku asked.
"I bet it was me..." Vegeta smirked.
"Actually, neither of you did! I guess we'll have to spend some time on writing," Bulma sighed.
"Darn it!" Goku whined.
"This is bullsh-"
"VEGETA! Watch you language!" Bulma screamed.
"Hmph," Vegeta responded.
"Ok so lets start with the letter 'A', this is what you do in order to write it," explained Bulma writing the letter. Both men watched, Vegeta turned away ususally to stress his dis-interest in this. "Ok, now both of you try to do it," motioned Bulma. The two Saiyans grabbed their pencils and started scribbling. Bulma then took the papers and saw the smallest amount of improvement.
"Ok, so you guys made progress," Bulma said raising an eyebrow.
"Sweet, do we get food now?" Goku asked.
"Nope, not yet, not until we read an entire book," Bulma reminded.
"Wait a big book or one of those kid books?" Goku asked again.
"Well, considering the state you two are in, I'd say a children's book will be our check point," Bulma sighed.
"Ok, letter 'B' time!" Bulma huffed.
24 letters or 6 hours later...
"No Goku! The letter 'N' did not turn evil and turn into the letter 'Z', you got it!?" Bulma yelled. They had just gotten through on how to write out all the letters when Goku thought it was time to make up backround stories on each of the letters.
"Well, I don't think so, but whatever..." Goku grinned.
"Kakarrot you're an idiot..."muttered Vegeta.
"Now Vegeta, remember your manners," Bulma said.
"Ok boys time to see what you guys have learned, we will do the same test we did earlier," Bulma explained.
"Okie dokie, I think we've made improvements Bulma," said Goku cheerfully.
"We'll see, ok, pencils ready?" Bulma started.
"This time you're going down for sure Kakarrot," Vegeta smirked.
"Vegeta, I don't want to see the same thing you did on your last paper, you got it?" Bulma asked.
"What-ever," Vegeta muttered.
"Ok...GO!" Bulma signaled.
After a few minutes she decided to see if they had made any progress and then hoped for the better.
"Ok, pencils down," she stopped. She took the papers and saw something unexpected. Vegeta's penmanship was inpecable, she wouldn't admit it but, it was better than most men who have been around their own language and have mysteriously never been able enough to write out neatly. But by no means was it better than hers. The only mistake he made was switching N,Z,W,M,P,Q. Now she looked at Goku's paper, his penmanship could be improved but he had the alphabet in order, and even added the lowercase letters that they went oer briefly. This was a close race. She couldn't bring herself to choose, Vegeta's was neatly written but he had some errors, and Goku's was a bit sloppy but no errors were made, maybe she should make a tiebreaker. Yeah, that was it, but she has to think about it fast, the two Saiyans were looking at her eagerly.
"So woman!? Who won?" Vegeta questioned.
"Um..." Bulma responded.
"Well!?" Vegeta spat.
"It's kind of a tie..." she stammered.
"What!?" both Saiyans yelled.
"But then who wins?" Goku asked scratching his head.
"Well, no one for the minute, that's why we're going to have a tiebreaker!" Bulma smiled.
"DAMN IT!" Vegeta bellowed.
"Calm down Vegeta, it's not that big of a deal, I promise someone has to win the tiebreaker, so don't get your tai-" Bulma stopped herself in mid sentence. She was going to say that he shouldn't get his "tail" in a knot, but then thought that she wanted to live so she kept quiet. Vegeta just continued to gare simultaniously at Bulma and Goku.
"So, what is the tiebreaker Bulma?" Goku asked trying to rid the room of tension.
"You guys have to list the alphabet and write out a word that starts with each letter, but here's the catch,there's a time limit,you guys have to try to get the most letters done, just one word, and it doesn't matter how long it is," Bulma said speaking at the top of her head.
"Sounds good to me!" Goku cheered.
"Sounds retarded to me..." Vegeta scowled.
"Hmph, well Vegeta you're the one about to do it anyways so what exactly does that say about you..." shot Bulma.
"What-ever," Vegeta spat. He hated when the woman ridiculed him like that. He is the Prince of Saiyans, no one ever treated him with such disrespect, he would get his revenge soon enough.
"Okie dokie boys, you get 5 minutes to write, no cheating, and no killing each other, we got the ground rules down?" Bulma chuckled.
"I guess so," Goku responded.
"Okay, pencils up!" Bulma commanded. Both Saiyans got their pencils and again hovered them over their papers, Vegeta scowling while doing so. "And go..." Bulma said beginning her timer.
Vegeta slammed his pencil hard enough to chip off the ponity end of his pencil. He began to scribble and scribble, but once he got to what he thought was the hardest letter, he sat there for what seemed like hours. Goku kept pausing at each letter as if pondering the letters, this is what kept the Prince of Saiyans and Earth's hero, at equal pace. Bulma was of course, reading her magazine, giving a chuckle occasionally. Bulma looked over the corner of her magazine, Vegeta and Goku were eyeing their pages like a predator would their prey. She had to laugh at the thought, and of course Vegeta glared at her, which made her laugh even harder.
3 minutes later...
"Ok, times up! Let me see your pages!" Bulma exclaimed.
"That is ridiculous! How were we supposed to work when you were laughing like an idiot!?" Vegeta yelled.
"All the more reason to show off your skills to concetrate!" Bulma laughed. Goku and Vegeta handed their papers over to her, and Buma couldn't believe what she was seeing. She was absolutely horrified, she immediately knew who the winner was but she couldn't help but be wide-eyed at one of the given papers.
"So, Bulma...who's the winner?" Goku asked.
"It's..." was all she could stutter.
Ok so that's chapter 2! I hope you guys enjoyed it! Sorry it was short... If yall want to see why Bulma was horried I may or may not post it on my profile next week or in a day... Anyways please REVIEW and let me know on how to improve for you guys, that would make me happy! So, thank all you guys for being wonderful, I can't tell you all how happy I am. Until next time you guys!