Hello Darlings!

I plan to as unprofessional as possible within replying to reviews :) Btw sorry for the long update and short chapter. I have no excuse but one. I AM SO FUCKING LAZY. A truth that will stay for the rest of my life. If I ever have kids I hope they won't get my genes. Ok now enough talk about me here are the replies :D

Dr. Nem- Yes dad. It is brilliant xP That is what I am anyway and yes I love including that son of a bitch in my stories :) He deserves to die but..I am a merciful person..sometimes.. BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *ahem* Carrying on.

Scottusa1- Yes, I know I'm a genius xP Hahahaha! Jk. Glad you like and yes Garrus is the devil! I mean DAT VOICE 0_0 My friend said he would go gay for it! And also Harbinger... :) Mehehehe Stay tuned dear! Laters!

Acedude- Please don't think of Kate as a whore! 0_0 Imagine her like Tali! But is desperate? Or just completely...wanting..? Or..I don't know... EMERGENCY INDUCTION PORT! 0_0

As always I love you and your reviews. :) The support is rather lovely and inspiring yet my laziness always get me -_- sigh...Oh and 1000 views! 16 stalkers and a whole lot of scribbles on my notebook :D Well anyway stay tuned for crazy shenanigans for these idiots :D By the way.. Shall I remind you the Shepard has grown a bit of hair? But as time passes he kinda just shaves as you can see on his shocked picture up there... so yeah.. just a reminder :)

Oh and I spoke with Garrus... He says he loves this! :) AND.. HE wanted me to leave a review for him but sadly his lines were "Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations." DAMN that man -_-

Well anyway READ ! :D Enjoy!

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Chapter 5

Last Night

I woke up in my cabin and a almost naked Kate Mathews beside me lay, snoring her drunken blues away, still clutching on my shirt. So I kissed her which turned out to be quite nice given the situation of her about to punch me on the face for pretending to forget. All part of the plan with Garrus. Well back to the almost naked brunette beside me, I would love to tell you but sadly it is not what you are thinking. Now now.. patience is a virtue which I sadly do no like.

Firstly she blacked out after the intoxicating kiss but mostly the alcohol and so I carried her bridal style,took her stuff from the restaurant but before I even left glances from everywhere and some of my fellow crewmen yelling "SHEPARD'S GETTING LAID" I wish but too bad. Thanked Garrus for the perfect plan failing a bit but leading to a success would highly fail. Garrus just chuckles and tells me not to forget about protection. Yes of course but necrophilia was never my thing. Damn the asshole but what are good buddies for? I went to the docking bay on the way to the Normandy,greeted by soothing feminine of which was EDI.

"Good Evening Shepard, May I ask who is that girl you are carrying?"

"Kate Mathews, probably the girl of my dreams. " I chuckle

"Kate Mathews, Alliance Soldier, N7 graduate, 21, Birth date March 6, N9 solider, Adept, Earthborn, 1 brother in the Alliance Navy serving on the SSV Isveia, 2 sisters one in Grimson Academy as a Biotic Teacher and one in the Citadel as a Interior Designer for Citadel apartments. Would you like to know her bust size Shepard?"

"Tempting but EDI...Isn't that a bit.."

"That was a joke."

"Oh. Well.. Good one EDI." I chuckle a bit.

"Well Jeff and I do enjoy humor, Would you like any assistance Shepard?"

"Just turn down the A.C. a bit, EDI."

"Very well. Is there anything else?"

"That's all for now."

"Logging you out Shepard."

I rushed a bit to the elevator doors and placed the code to get to my quarters. We arrived, she groaned in my arms,suddenly wrapping her arms around my neck and whispering "She...pa..rd.." close to my ear.

"Yeah?"

She replied in groans and letting go of neck.

I placed her on my bed as gently as possible and left to take a shower and wore my shirt and pajamas. I am not pathetic! I like my pajamas! Stop judging!

When I exited the bathroom I saw Kate taking off her shoes and dress in a rather sloppy matter.

"Uhh... Miss Mathews what are you doing?"

"It feels hot don't you think? She replied with such a husky tone.

"Just how many drinks have you had?" I walked down the small stair way closing in on her.

"About thirteeeeeeeeeeeen or two?" She giggles as she starts rolling around my bed.

I stepped a little closer until I'm right in front of her. What in the world I'm I suppose to do with her?! Suddenly she grabs my shirt and pulls me on to the bed. She starts kissing me , smudging her red lipstick on my lips. She puts on hand on my neck and another on my head while she tilts her head. Our kiss grew hotter,deeper,her breast flattened against my chest and her tips began to tingle. She starts to straddle me and starts kissing my neck and...

She falls asleep.

Lovely. Just lovely.

I sighed and slowly placed her on the bed. I walked to my wardrobe and and grabbed a of her chest only to see her bare at the top,but as I said necrophilia is not me. Her body was how you say interesting. Buffed but curvy,scars around then and there and a tribal tattoo on her lower back with the word "masaya" Want in the world does that mean? at the side of her thigh in a very small font and another small tattoo that said "minamahal" at the same area with another "mapagpatawad" they lay horizontal on her pale skin . Maybe I'll ask her soon what they all menat. As I looked at her , I noticed she had a few moles on her faces and a lot more on her body reaching until her toe. Her second toe having a small black dot indicating a mole. She really was beautiful. I put on the shirt on her body and left her to snore her way to dreams. Thinking of sleeping on the couch I suddenly feel a hand clutching on to my shirt, she looks at me with her dark eyes.

"Stay..please.." She pleads in a very small voice.

"Are you sure..?" I look at her concerned.

"Yeah.." And she goes back to sleep.

Well ain't that cute. She's in my shirt and on my bed and she seems happy.

I fall asleep as her snores fill the quite room.

I wake in a jolt,trying to know where I am. In my cabin, with Kate, I look at the cock. 0745hours. Ah. I need to get up.

And now back to reality. I head for the shower and dress up in casual clothes. Just like everybody on the ship. Ever since we stole the ship from the Illusive man and just took off, we threw our uniforms and started dressing up in normal clothes. Everybody seems to love the idea. So I just follow on with a grey hoodie and some jeans from the back of my wardrobe. I again exit the shower and see Kate yawning and stretching.

"Good Morning Kate."

"Good Morning Aña..what's for-"She looked shocked to see me.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!" She shouts.

"Calm down Kate! You're in the Normandy!" I put my hands in a defensive matter as I look at her."

"Pfft.." She suddenly covers her mouth and burst out laughing.

"..What?"

" OH GOD! I AM HAHAHAH I JUST! HAHAHAH .." She tries to stop her laughing and after a few minutes it finally stop and I still stand there stunned by her.

"I'm sorry..I tend to just be me.."She smiles with her teeth bared.

"Well ain't that nice."I smile back at her.

"By the way..Shepard.."She stands up from the bed and stumbles a bit and falling on the bed again, she laughs again and looks at me with her head held a bit higher than her body.

"We didn't do anything now did we?" She smiles through her black messed up hair.

"No! No! I am not into dead women!" I jolted a bit and backed away.

"HAH!"She points at me and laughs another. What is so funny?!

She flips her long wavy hair back and looks at me again with a cheeky smile.

"Sorry about last night, me being all angry." She waves her hands in a frenzied matter.

"Oh and by the way..that kiss..meant nothing right?" She smiles and points at me with her slender finger.

"No..it meant nothing at all."I answer.

"Good cause I want to get to know the guy before anything happens." She chuckles and tries to stand one more time, she succeeds and begins to look for something.

"Looking for something?" I ask.

"My dress and shoes. Where are they?" She crosses her arms around her chest.

"I threw them at the laundry. Don't worry I have some clothes here for you." I gesture to my closet.

"Oh my..You have women's clothing?! Are you into cross dressing?!"

"Oh Good God no! It was here when I arrived! "

"Hmmm... Okay.I believe for now." She walks slowly to the bathroom and pasts me by the couch.

She closes the door behind her and opens it again.

"BY THE WAY THANK YOU!" And she disappear s.

"Welcome!" I reply.

After a good 30 mins she comes out in a white loose shirt,combat boots and leggings.

"Want to explore the ship?" I gesture through the door.

"Would I ever!" She beams bright and happy.

"Then lets go." I usher her through the door.

"Oh and by the way..."I look at her as I say the words.

"Forget last night." I say bluntly

"Sure."She smiles.

We head for the elevator and descend on to the Mess Hall.

Ok..she wants to be friends first... I thought to myself.