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Books Are For Humans: Chapter 2: Berries
It was five in the morning and Bulma was asleep in her bed. She had had a tough day and she needed her rest.
"GET THE HELL UP!" screamed Vegeta. This was the second time in the row, which was the line for Bulma. She was ready to kill him at the moment.
"Vegeta…" she murmured quietly "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!" she roared. She moved quickly and threw her alarm clock at him. He dodged it effortlessly.
"Nice try woman, but you're going to have to do a hell of a lot better than that," he smirked. She grunted and gripped her pillow. She was going to kill him one of these days.
"What do you want jackass!?" she yelled.
"Time for the lesson you promised me and the idiot," he answered.
"It is five o'clock in the MORNING!" she yelped.
"So?" he questioned crossing his arms.
"So...Prince Vegeta, if you wish to live, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!" Bulma bellowed. She looked up from her pillow and saw a glass figurine she had bought when she was bored. She grinned from ear to ear. She moved her hand slowly towards it so that Vegeta wouldn't suspect a thing until it cracked against his skull.
"Finally decided to shut up did you?" he smirked.
"Hmph" she responded as her hand inched closer towards the figure.
"Well, are you coming or not?" he demanded. *Finally! I got it!* Bulma thought. She wrapped her fingers around the cold glass item and smiled even bigger.
"Vegeta?" she asked.
"What do you want woman!?" he followed up.
"Get out!" she threw the figurine across her room so fast it whooshed against her head. He didn't even have to blink before he caught it with his left hand. He brought it closer to his face, examined it and then waved it around.
"I told you, you had to better than that if you wanted to hit me," he smirked. "If you want this back, you'll have to come downstairs for it," he said waving it while walking out of the room. She let her face fall back onto her pillow. *Damn it all to hell! Oh well, if I don't get down there he'll probably destroy my house* she thought. *Plus, I really do like that figurine*.
As she got up from her bed, she noticed something, Vegeta was acting calm again, after yesterday's incident, she thought that he would surely explode today. What was he planning?
Bulma got dressed and went downstairs so the Saiyans wouldn't nag her. As she walked downstairs she heard grunts and groans.
"You're going down Kakarrot!" grunted Vegeta.
"It isn't over until the fat lady sings Vegeta," responded Goku. She got down to bottom of the staircase and witnessed what the two men have been doing to kill time until her arrival; arm wrestling. She smacked her forehead with her palm and rolled her eyes.
"Ok boys time for today's lesson. Since both of you have gone through on the alphabet, it's time to learn how to spell out words properly," she cheered clasping her hands together.
"How do we do that Bulma?" Goku asked.
"Well, I have some spelling sheets for you that are pretty simple, actually, most preschoolers can do it," Bulma chuckled. She pulled out the two worksheets. They were unfinished 2-6 letter words with a picture to help out the user. Bulma gave the two men a pencil and a worksheet each.
"You expect us to do this without any help," whined Goku.
"Too tough for you Kakarrot?" smirked Vegeta.
"No, it's just a bit unfair," replied Goku.
"Goku, if 4 year olds can do it, I'm sure you'll be fine," Bulma sighed.
The two men settled down and began to work on the papers. There were only 20 words they had to complete in order to say that they were finished. After about half an hour Bulma looked up from her magazine and saw that the two Saiyans were struggling on the last word.
She had to resist no slapping them silly for not knowing what it is. She got up from her chair and walked around both of them. Vegeta covered his paper with his arm and glared at her, she quickly moved over to see Goku's progress and he wasn't so hostile.
"You guys seriously can't get the last one?" Bulma mocked. "Both of you eat at least one per day!"
"If you wish to keep life woman, I suggest you keep quiet," Vegeta threatened.
"Vegeta, you shouldn't threaten people like that," Goku pointed out.
"Thank you Goku," Bulma smiled.
"Both of you need to just shut up," growled Vegeta. They did remain quiet for another 10 minutes until Bulma's patience completely wore off.
"The last word is PASTRY! Geez, there is a picture of one right there!" she exclaimed.
"Well how did they expect us to just figure it out," Vegeta argued.
"Unless you live under a rock, which you two might as well should be, you should be able to figure out the damn word!" she countered.
"Ok, here's another one for you guys, we're jumping up two grades, these papers are for 2nd graders, you guys think you can handle them?" she asked. She gave them no time to respond, "Well, I really don't care," she gave them the papers and smiled.
The two men worked surprisingly faster than they had on the first paper and were finished in a matter of minutes. Bulma's mouth dropped.
"So you guys couldn't get the word 'pastry' but you guys knew how to spell 'parallelogram'?" she asked raising her eyebrows.
"It's easy to remember, plus, Gohan is always talking about them," Goku explained.
"Well, next grade up," Bulma sighed.
10 grades later...
"Well boys, you guys have made through highschool spelling, and it's only 11am, congratulations," Bulma smiled.
"Yippee, I feel complete now," Vegeta smirked sarcastically.
"Well Vegeta, now comes the hard part, you smart-ass, now we get to read books," she grinned.
"What books are we going to read," asked Goku.
"Nothing too hard, we'll start off at a 1st grade level," Bulma answered. She pulled out two textbooks.
"A t-time for frindes," Goku sounded out.
"Friends you idiot," Vegeta corrected. "So you expect us to read this entire thing?"
"No, there are mini stories in this thing Vegeta, we'll read one at a time," Bulma explained.
"Sounds good to me," cheered Goku.
"First story we'll read is called "Bert's Berries" by George Cue, who wants to start?" Bulma asked.
"I'll do it," Goku answered.
"Kiss-ass," smirked Vegeta.
"Vegeta," Bulma warned.
"What?" Vegeta smirked.
"If you don't stop I'll kick your berries," Bulma continued.
"I'd like to see you try," Vegeta growled. Goku's eyes moved back and forth between the two and decided to break the tension.
"I LIKE BERRIES,"
And there's chapter four! I really hoped you guys liked it, and if you didn't, the next chapter should be up by tomorrow! Yup TOMORROW! Please remember to REVIEW and let me know how you guys liked it or hated it so that I can improve for you guys! Until tomorrow!
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