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Books Are For Humans: Chapter 5: Bert Has No Life!
Bulma and Vegeta turned their heads to look at the cheerful male. Goku held his smile and moved his eyes back and forth between the two.
"Is there something on my face?" Goku asked smiling and pointing on to his nose.
"Kakarrot….you really are an idiot…" Vegeta muttered.
"Hey, I'm just trying to….lighten the mood!" Goku smiled putting his hands behind his head.
"You guys are really strange…." Bulma sighed.
"Well, you're not exactly the picture of 'normal', you wench" Vegeta said. Bulma shot him a glare and he smirked.
"Excuse me! I am perfectly normal, well with the exception of my beauty," Bulma snickered.
"Right…. 'beauty', well we all see what we want," Vegeta smirked.
"And that's coming from the horse's mouth," Bulma countered. Goku crossed his arms and placed his chin on them, he knew it would be awhile before they were done.
Ten minutes later…
"Well you can STICK IT IN YOUR PU-"
"Bulma! NO!" Goku yelled.
"Well he started it!" Bulma roared.
"Well I'm finishing it!" he said.
"Look at the little Kakarrot, trying to be a man," Vegeta smirked.
"More than you'll ever be…" Bulma muttered.
"Mind repeating that for me again?" Vegeta glared.
"Gladly!" Bulma shouted.
"You guys!" Goku pleaded.
"You're right Goku," Bulma turned her head to look at Vegeta, "Here, let me be the mature one," she extended her hand for him to shake. He glared at it with disgust and smirked.
"I know where they've been, and they've been around a lot!" Vegeta snarled. Bulma lost it. She lunged at him. Her body collided with his and she let all of her fury out on his head.
"Get off of me you wench!" Vegeta screamed.
"You little palace brat! Who the hell do you think you are!?" Bulma shouted. Vegeta's hands were blocking Bulma's fists from touching his face. Bulma closed her eyes and kept on swinging.
Goku laughed a bit and brushed his lap off even though it had nothing on it, stood up and walked towards them. He popped his knuckles and grabbed Bulma off of Vegeta.
"Goku! Put me down this instant!" she bellowed.
"Hit her Kakarrot!" Vegeta cheered.
"Now, unless you two stop fighting, I will lock you two in a room and I will not let you two out until you behave like two civilized people!" Goku warned.
"Kakarrot, you couldn't even lay a finger on me," Vegeta smirked. Goku smiled and narrowed his eyes at Vegeta. Bulma, who was still trapped in Goku's arms, swung her arm to Goku's face and landed a blow. Goku let her go and held his face.
"That wasn't very nice Bulma," he said.
"Well, Goku, I don't give a damn!" she shouted.
"Don't tell me that actually hurt Kakarrot," Vegeta chuckled.
"No, it just caught me off guard," Goku explained.
"Doesn't look like it," Vegeta laughed.
"Is that so? Well, how come you couldn't get Bulma off of you?" Goku questioned.
"I didn't want to completely destroy her," Vegeta answered.
"Really, because it seems to me that the Prince of Saiyans is growing weak," Goku joked.
"You want to go Kakarrot?" Vegeta hissed.
"Ok boys, put them back in your pants," Bulma laughed crossing her arms. Both of the Saiyans looked at her as if she was crazy, which made her laugh even more. All three of them looked awful. Bulma's hair was all over the place and her headband was nowhere in sight, Vegeta's face was smudged with dirt and his clothes on his torso had Bulma's foot print on them, Goku's cheek had a red mark from where Bulma had struck it and his clothes were a bit ruffled from Bulma squirming. After a while all three of them picked up the textbooks.
"Now, Goku, please begin reading," Bulma said. Goku opened up his book, took a deep breath and began.
Big Bert liked to eat.
"Hey! Bert and I have that in common!" Goku cheered.
"Kelp for brains…." Vegeta whispered.
"Goku, go on," Bulma said.
All bears do.
But Bert was not like any other bear.
"He was an idiot…" Vegeta muttered.
"Vegeta do you want to read?" Bulma asked.
"No," he answered.
"Then shut the hell up!" she shouted. "Goku," she led on.
Bert liked to eat berries.
Vegeta was going to talk but Bulma looked at him. "Don't you dare."
Not fish!
Not what other bears eat!
Just berries.
"Looks like Bert loved berries," Vegeta smirked.
But in winter it was cold.
"Cold in the winter? No," Vegeta said sarcastically.
"Vegeta…" Bulma hissed.
It was too cold for berries.
So Bert sat in his cave.
He thought about berries.
"This bear has an addiction," Vegeta chuckled.
"Well, Vegeta, we have an addiction to training, to each is all," Goku smiled. Goku looked back down to the book and continued.
All other bears went to sleep.
They would sleep all winter.
"Lazy asses…" Vegeta muttered.
But not Bert!
He sat in the cold cave.
He thought about berries.
"Oh my…. He has a problem. Bert, lay off the berries," Vegeta smirked.
One day winter was over.
Bert ran from his cave.
"Hopefully he fell…" Vegeta said. At this point Bulma wasn't paying any attention to him and was focusing on Goku's reading.
"It's time for berries again!" he said.
"Wait a minute! This idiot waited all winter for berries?" Vegeta asked.
"Yeah what about it?" Bulma answered.
"He just sat in the cave….for berries?" Vegeta continued.
"Yes. Goku let's give you a break. Vegeta, since you seem invested in the story, why don't you read?" Bulma said.
"Fine." Vegeta answered.
Bert found some berries.
But they were too green to eat.
So he waited.
Every day he went to look at the berries.
"Doesn't he have anything better to do?" asked Goku.
"Apparently not," Vegeta answered.
One day he said,
"The berries look good. They are not so green. Any day now I can eat them."
"Not too bright, are you Bert," Vegeta smirked.
There was no sleep for Bert that night.
He thought about all the berries.
He would eat them in the morning.
"What a…..weirdo," Goku muttered.
"Well at least it's over," Vegeta sighed.
"Nope. Read the top corner," Bulma smirked.
Part 1 of 3
"DAMN IT!"
Chapter 5 everyone! Hoped you guys liked it! This is actually a real story! I literally almost cried because it was so boring! I absolutely hated it! Well anyways, please REVIEW and let me know what you guys thought of it.