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Hello people of the Internet! This is me MegaRdaniels bringing you a new chapter for the story, "A Boy and his Kryptonian". I hope you all enjoy this fic as much as I did writing it. Please always leave reviews, they are always appreciated. Thank you!
- What the...what? -
Grim paled at the explosion he saw before him. He knew he was busted the moment he introduced Billy to that shield. He couldn't imagine the horror he brought before himself and humanity - if he could care. However, what would count as a big deal was Mandy's wrath. Billy danced around like a mere idiot as always. Randomly saying random crap no one either cares about, or even heard about. Grim shook behind his shoes, if he had shoes, and hushes Billy to get his attention.
"Listen boy!" Grim began, "do you know what horrors you unleashed?"
"Eh...what do you mean by Hor-Oar?" Billy asked.
"That shield was the shield of the Kryptonians, they're most powerful race in the universe! If they find out that I let a mortal have their shield..."
"Eh you worry too much Grim," Billy stated, "It's not like the end of the world or something." he said as he went back to the house.
Grim groaned, "If only Billy knew - Oh wait, this is Billy I'm talking about," Grim sighed, "Oh well, I better write my will to the two."
Grim cried his way back to the house.
...
The next day, Billy woke up. He yawned as the birds tweeted. As one bird entered his room, that bird died after smelling Billy's foul breath. Others blew up.
Once our lovable idiot turned around for him to greet his parents downstairs, his eyes went wide by what he saw that day. And on that fateful day made Billy's smile to widen 7-folds.
...
In the kitchen, Gladis and Harold, Billy's parents were making themselves some breakfast. Harold, the fat slob with the big fat clown nose was reading a newspaper and Gladis, Billy's mother, was cooking some bacon and eggs.
"Harold, what is taking Billy so long to get downstairs?" Gladis asked.
"Gladis, Billy's a big boy now. He'll come down when he's ready," said Harold.
And from that, Harold was right, but not in a good way - for Gladis that is. For that when Billy entered the kitchen, a strange woman appeared next to her son.
The woman had blonde hair, blue eyes, wore a white leotard, had a nice, but large cleavage, had a blue belt around her waist and had a short, red cape.
When Gladis turned around, she spat coffee from out of her mouth and coughed. She screamed.
Harold, worrying about his wife looked at her like she was out of her - if she wasn't already.
"Gladis, what's on your boat no...?" Harold did a double take and took a close, and a very long look at Billy's company.
"Morning mom, morning dad!" Billy waved elatedly.
"Billy, GET THAT HOOKER OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Gladis ordered, as she held her knife like a serial killer with a temper tantrum would.
"What's a hooker?" the woman asked the belated idiot.
"A hooker is a person who likes hangers!" Billy stated after he pulled two coat hangers from out of nowhere.
"Ohh," the woman awed.
Harold on the other hand showed an opposite reaction.
"My son is f-f-f-f-finally b-b-becoming a MAN!" Harold said, while crying.
"A man? My little boy is with some stranger I don't want having him hanging around with!" Gladis argued.
"Who cares!" Harold said, "The truth is that Billy plugged her!"
"What?" this infuriated Gladis even more. Nobody does that to her son! Nobody!
"Mom, what does plugging mean?" Billy asked.
"Plugging?" the woman was often confused herself. She turned to Billy, "What does she mean by plugging?"
Billy shrugged, "I don't know, but my mom gets kinda nuts sometimes." Billy laughed his trademark laugh.
"Like chipmunks?" the woman guessed very stupidly.
"No! Like skunks!" said Billy.
"Oh," the woman replied in awe.
...
Outside, Grim was taking a walk with Mandy. He was pretty bored that morning, however, he would rather be that than to remember what happened to the day previous. However, Mandy did become suspicious. And she wasn't going to take no for an answer.
"Alright, spill," Mandy said.
"Spill what?" Grim asked.
"What happened yesterday? Apparently, you won't be this quiet when you're around me," Mandy said.
"And you care why?" Grim asked.
Mandy responded by jerking Grim by his neck collar, "Because if you don't tell me, I'll utelise your bones as toothpicks now spill," Mandy said.
Grim sighed, as if he didn't have a choice, "Well you see..."
Then suddenly like on cue, Billy showed up, with an unfamiliar face. Grim's eye holes shrunk immediately - even Mandy was disturbed. Yes, Mandy was disturbed.
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