Demon Tail by Era Fey

Pairing:Kid x Law (yes it's Kid and not Kidd... One Piece Wiki confirmed it. It makes me laugh all the time... Kid being called "Kid". Personally, I prefer Kidd though...XD)

Disclaimer: One Piece belongs to Oda sensei. I'm just here to yaoi-fy the characters... don't arrest me. I'm too stingy to pay for fine. I can only offer my evil little brother... and you don't want him.

A/N: To those who reviewed and subscribed, I virtually hug you all! Your reviews mean so much to me. I'm so glad my first fanfic is appreciated by wonderful people like you! It really motivates me to write this chapter 2!

What would I have done without your support? Really, I am very, very, very grateful. Hope you will enjoy as much as the first one!

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Demon Tail

Chapter Two: Simply Devilish

By Era Fey

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"Oi, Kid, what are you doing sleeping on the floor?"

Fighting against the bright sunlight, Kid blinked away his sleepiness and grimaced. "Fuck, I feel like shit!"

"You look like shit." Killer corrected as he squatted down and eyed Kid through the holes of his blue helmet. Kid leaned against the wall and ran his hand through his wild, red hair. "You might not like what you see." Killer said. He threw Kid a small mirror and watched the pale face gaped in horror.

"What the fuck happened?" Kid touched the huge bruise on his right cheek. Memories of yesterday night assaulted him. Shooting up, Kid dashed to the window and looked at the busy street below where clumsy clients stumbled out of the brothel after spending an unforgettable night with the eccentric prostitutes. No sign of that seductive demon anywhere. "When I get my hands on that bastard, I'll rip him a new asshole!"

"Him?" Killer stood up and cocked his head sideway, his long blond hair swayed slightly, reminding Kid of a certain black tail.

"Long story." Kid groaned as he draped his black fur coat over his broad shoulder and put on his blue sash. "Some lunatic crawled into my bed last night and… yeah things got messy."

"You let him punched you? Wait… you let a man crawled into your bed?"

Kid let out a long grunt and stormed out from the suffocating room. "This discussion is over!"

Reaching the dining where the morning birds gathered to have breakfast, Kid took the seat at the head of the table, leaving Killer to take the empty seat to his right.

"What happened to your face?" Jewelry Bonney asked while cramming as much sweets into her mouth as possible.

"He had a wild night." Absalom answered with a wink, causing Kid to gag on his black coffee.

Emporio Ivankov leaned over the table and beamed at Kid. "So vat was all that sexy moaning coming from your room last night, Captain Boy? It was loud enough we all heard it all ze way downstairs. HEEHAW!"

"Listen, you big head tranny, there's nothing going on. Mind your own fucking business." Kid gripped his cup so tightly the handle cracked.

"It was clearly a man's voice." Absalom said to Boa Hancock while snaking a hand over the woman's curvy hips.

"Insolent fool, don't touch me." Hancock snapped and kicked the man off his chair.

"You bitch!" He shouted and accidentally stepped on a fat kola bear sleeping next to the fireplace. The beast let out an eerie scream and went back to sleep.

"How dare you kick mmmmmm my cute servant!" Sadi-Chan banged her fist on the table and stalked to Absalom with a long whip in her hand.

"L-look woman, it was an accident!"

"Silence! You shall address me as Sadi-Chan!" She whipped him hard over and over again. "Mmmmmm. I can't get enough of those screams!" She moaned in ecstasy.

"Stop bullying my candy boy, you eccentric little girl!" Ivankov interfered and Kid grunted. This was going to be a long cat fight. He just wanted to finish breakfast and be gone. The cook was taking her sweet time today. Kid made a mental note to lower her wage.

"Silence! You anarchist of sexes!" Sadi-Chan tossed her long unkempt orange hair over her shoulder. Her hot pink clothing was starting to hurt Kid in the eyes but he kept his opinion to himself. The sadist was relatively popular among masochists. Kid rather not dwelled himself into the path of sadomasochism.

Killer sipped his tea from a straw and nudged Kid on his arm. "You hired a new chef?"

"No. Why someone else is cooking?" Kid raised a brow and looked in direction of the kitchen.

A man wearing a thin collar shirt with sleeves rolled up to the elbows and a knife in hand turned around at the precise moment Kid looked at him and grinned. It took Kid awhile to process the information. The man looked vaguely familiar with his sharp gray eyes and black goatee. For a split second when no one else was looking, a long black tail appeared out of nowhere and swished teasingly.

"Holy shit!" Kid shouted as he stood up abruptly and backed a few step, pointing his finger accusingly at the fake cook. Everyone on the table stopped at whatever they were doing to watch the usually commanding man shrieked like a little girl.

"Kid, what's wrong?" Killer stood up as well and looked at the man in the kitchen, dissecting a chicken. The tail was gone.

Words glued to his throat, Kid barged into the kitchen and grabbed the man by the back of his slender neck. "You… what the fuck are you doing here?"

"Since you so kindly offered me a job last night, I decided to take up your generous offer." Trafalgar Law smirked and threw the chicken into the boiling water.

"That's before you punched me in the face, you asshole."

Law shrugged and continued preparing breakfast, ignoring the painful grip on his neck. "How do you like your eggs? Scrambled?"

"You think you are so smart, huh?"

"If you don't want me to hurt your balls, you best release me." Law smiled cruelly at Kid who hesitantly let go.

"What do you want?"

The demon hummed as he poured the chicken broth into individual bowls. "This is a brothel. It's the perfect dining place for an incubus's with an insatiable appetite."

Kid thought over the man's words carefully. "So you just want to work here, right?"

"Maybe." Law grinned slyly and thrust a food tray at Kid. "Help me carry this to the table."

"Are you fucking with me? Where's the old cook?"

Law shrugged. "I believe she is at a… better place."

Kid decided not to question the man's sanity and dumped the tray on the dining table.

"Did Kid just bring us food?" Bonney's jaw slacked and dropped the spoon she had in her mouth.

"Is that a new candy boy?" Ivankov asked after slapping Sadi-Chan across the face and ended the fight.

"Sort of." Kid grumbled and sat down. He could feel Killer's questioning glare but he knew better than to explain what happened yesterday night in front of his demented employees.

"So what's your name?" Hancock asked, checking out Law from head to toe in approval.

Locking eyes with the demon, Kid smirked. There was the perfect chance to humiliate that bastard. "He's Tra-"

"It's Nova." Law cut Kid off and smiled charmingly. Kid gaped and reddened in embarrassment, earning another suspicious glance from Killer.

"Oh? Nova, I haven't heard about you before." Killer said, keeping his eyes firmly on Kid who was putting on his best poker face.

Law sat down on the edge of the table beside Kid. Kid almost shrieked when he felt the demon's tail crept under his coat and rubbed his bare back. With their back turned to the wall, it was the perfect blind spot. If looks could kill, Law would have exploded.

"I met Mister Eustass last night."

"Last night?" Everyone said at the same time and Kid resisted the temptation to slap his face.

"Weren't you in your room all night?" Absalom asked Kid who growled at him in response.

"Don't tell us you are the one making all that noise!" Bonney squealed excitedly. Law's smirk grew even wider at the implication. "I knew it! Kid, you swing that way!"

"I don't swing anyway! Fuck you all!" Kid snapped. The conversation was downward embarrassing.

"What's all this about? What noise?" Killer asked.

"You weren't zere but we all heard it." Ivakov joined into the fray. "Zos sweet moans and screams."

Sadi-Chan giggled and licked her whip. "Kid, do you want to borrow some of my toys?"

"NO!" Kid's face was as red as his hair.

"Well, anyhow. I look forward knowing you guys." Law cooed as he purposely leaned himself closer to Kid. "Now eat up."

"Don't mind if I do!" Absalom was the first to gobble down the chicken broth. Seconds later, his eyes rolled back and he fell onto the floor.

"What. The. Fuck?" Kid's jaw dropped.

"Oops." Law covered his grin with his hand. "I forgot how fragile humans are."

"Do you know how to cook?" Killer asked suspiciously and smelled the broth.

"Not at all." The demon answered.

Everyone just stared at him.

"I'll look after Mister Absalom. Don't worry, he is in good hands." Law squatted next to the man who was foaming in the mouth.

"You don't expect us to believe that crap after what you've done, right?" Killer snarled, pulling out a pair of hand scythes he carried on his belts.

Kid was about to have a huge headache. "Killer, take Absalom to that crazy old bat Kureha. The rest of you, get back to your rooms. You have customers to attend."

"But we haven't eaten anything yet!" Bonney protested but Kid's murderous glare shut her up. Reluctantly, they left the dining room, leaving Kid along with the demon.

"What are you planning?" Kid crossed his arms over his muscular chest and leaned against the fireplace.

"I'm running away." Law sat on Absalom's seat and poured himself a warm cup of tea.

Surprised by the demon's quick answer, Kid nodded. "From?"

"Other demons."

Kid snorted. "I don't believe you."

"I don't expect you to." Law crossed his long legs and sipped the tea. "Tell me, how do you know my name?"

"I… I don't know."

Law eyed the man suspiciously. "I should kill you right now but you're interesting. So I'll keep you around for awhile."

"I believe that's my line." Kid pushed his red hair back and pinched the bridge of his nose. "Aren't you going to tell me why you are running away with your tail between your legs?"

"My, curious?"

"It's kind of hard not to be."

"Hm." Law crossed his legs and placed his chin on his palm. "Let's just say it's mating season for demons and I don't particularly like to get mounted just yet."

Kid would have spit his coffee if he had drunk it. Instead, he gaped ungracefully at the new piece of information. "Wait, what? Mounted? It's not just your sexual preference? Don't you demons have females?"

"Well, female demons are rather unstable and have the tendency to kill any male in sight." Law explained briefly.

"So you can get… knocked up?"

"Of course not, idiot. That's biologically impossible. I lack certain anatomies." Law rolled his gray eyes. "See, females take a lot of coaxing before accepting a mate. Normally, young demons don't have the patience to spend centuries wooing one. So they just jump to the next sex partners in line, which is my kind, the incubi."

"I don't understand a shit you just said."

"Think of the mating season as a whole nation of horny demons trying to get laid desperately."

Kid eyed the demon and grinned. "So you aren't joining the orgy is because you are protecting your virginity?"

"Aren't you the crude one?" Law stated. "But yes, you're correct. I have no intention of screwing around with those common demons."

"I'm under the impression you are looking down at your own kind. What are you? A royalty?"

The demon's eyes glinted dangerously. "Mister Eustass, ignorance is bliss. Don't stick your nose in my business."

"Oi." Kid snapped, missing the black tail he had gotten so used to grab whenever the demon pissed him off. "Why don't you demons go fuck some human girls if you are so horny?"

Law chuckled at the suggestion. "The lower class demons do that. Humans are fragile. They tend to die before the demon is satisfied. But I guess for the lower demons, they don't have much of a choice. There are so few incubi left in the country. I expect a horde of demons coming after me soon."

Kid choked on his saliva. "What? Alright, get out. I'm not going to keep you loitering around if you're going to bring more trouble than benefit."

The demon stood up and walked up to Kid, his black tail materialized. "Is there a way to convince you otherwise?"

Kid's dark red eyes focused on the swaying appendage. "Haven't you learned your lesson from last night?"

Law purred as he pressed against Kid's solid pectoral. "As much as it pains me to say, I long for your touch. You made me feel so good."

"Is this one of your seductive acts? Because I am not falling for it the third time." Kid pushed the demon away while his libido was begging for some rough sex. "Fuck off."

"But Mister Eustass, are you really throwing me out? Into the arms of vicious demons who want nothing more but to rape me senseless?"

Kid chuckled darkly. "I'm sure you will love their unconditional attention."

Law for a second looked fearful but he quickly resumed his laid-back grin. "Keep me, Mister Eustass. I'll bring you lots of satisfied customers."

"Get out."

The demon's smile dropped and he hissed. "If you order me one more ti-"

"Get the fuck out of my place, Trafalgar." Kid snapped and the demon vanished all of the sudden, leaving the red haired man rather shocked. "That… that was easy."

Finishing up his black coffee, Kid went about the whorehouse, making sure everything was in perfect order. Customers were already filling up the waiting room, sitting on the posh couches waiting for their turn with the exclusive prostitutes of New World Brothel.

"Owner!" A group of fine ladies whined as they approached Kid. "What is the meaning of this? Our Erosalom got food poisoning?"

"How could you feed him rotten food?" A blonde shouted while the rest nodded in agreement. "What happens if he dies? Are you going to take full responsibility?"

"I cannot bear to imagine how much pain he is going through." A brunette sobbed into her handkerchief. "Poor darling!"

Kid secretly cursed the demon and his idiotic employee. He hated dealing with clients, especially unhappy clients. They annoyed the hell out of him and it pissed him off that he didn't have the luxury of blasting them to smithereens. "Yeah, he'll be back to his feet when he gets back from the doctor. His love for women is too strong to bind him to his bed. You'll get to see him immediately once he gets back. Doctor Kureha is good at-"

"Immediately?" One girl cut him off with a squeak. "What if he gives us his illness?"

The rest of the group shrieked in horror. "Oh no! I don't want! Should we go to another brothel now?"

"Listen. Why don't you come back next week when he will be as healthy as a horse?" Kid cringed at the loss of a week revenue. While the girls were annoying the hell out of him, they were good, regular customers. "If he survives the week, he isn't going to die."

The women seemed pleased with his answer. "Let's go girls. I'll bring you to this wonderful pastry shop my fiancé showed me. It's marvelous!"

Kid watched them leave and headed back to his room. He had more interesting matters to attend to than entertaining the clients' needs. Slamming the door shut behind him, Kid was about to head to the bathroom when his eyes fell onto the unusual object under his bed. He picked it up and realized it was the demon's sword that he had kicked under his bed the previous night. The sword was a piece of art with elegant craftsmanship on the hilt. He had never seen such exquisite blade before. He had no idea where the demon obtained it but if it was indeed a demonic blade, Kid would be filthy rich in a blink of an eye. "Guess I'll need to take a trip down the black market."

Looking down his window, he was surprised to see Law standing in front of the brothel door. The demon was shouting gibberish at the building and his tail was wagging furiously. A few pedestrians stopped on their track and looked at the strange man with tail.

Kid slapped his forehead. "That idiot."

"I'm going to kill you, Mister Eustass!" Law shouted at the door, oblivious to Kid's gaze looking down at him from his penthouse's window. "Let me in! At least give me back my sword!"

Kid frowned and asked himself: "He can't get in?" He watched curiously as a customer opened the door and walked out. Law made it for the opening and stopped as though blocked by an invisible barrier. The demon snarled like a wildcat and kicked some more until he gave up and turned away. "So he really can't get in."

Shifting his gaze from the street to the sky, Kid froze when he felt a pair of eyes looking at him. Slowly, he turned his red eyes to the roof of the opposite building where a large man stood. The man looked ridiculous in an unfashionable green vest and a yellow coned hat with a white feather stuck to it. His tiny tired eyes were smiling mockingly at Kid and it pissed man off. If there was an animal that shared striking resemblance to the man, it would be a frog.

"What are you looking at, huh? Looking for a fight?" Kid immediately attacked verbally.

The man looked at Kid then at Law who was making his way into the dark alley between two crowded buildings and back to Kid and his sharp lips split into a disturbing grin. "Aren't you going to let the poor kitty in?"

Kid swallowed with great difficult. Instinct warned him that the man wasn't as human as he first appeared to be. "No. What are you going to do about that?"

The man's grin widened, stretching his face. "Then the kitty is free for the taking!" Kid watched the laughing man jumped to another building and so on until he was out of sight.

"What the fuck just happened?" Kid gazed down at the busy street below and back to Law's sword. "Whatever, none of my business. The bastard can defend himself with his super strength. He doesn't need his sword." He muttered, trying to convince himself while guilt ate his conscience by the second. "I should just sell this bloody thing away. Fuck!" He grunted as he turned away from the window and exited his room, Law's sword in his hand.

"Where are you going, Kid?" Bonney asked when Kid pushed her aside and jogged down the spiral stairs. "Oi, Kid! What's the hurry?"

Kid didn't know when exactly he had broken into a mad run down the street. His mind was too full with guilt and Law's sexy moans when he touched that delectable tail. "Fuck, fuck!" Kid cursed the word like a mantra as he turned into the nearest alley, ignoring the beggars and dying alike. "When I get my hands on you, I'm going to shove this ridiculously heavy sword of yours up your ass!" Kid shouted as he ran aimlessly in the gloomy alley. "Fuck! Where the fuck are you?"

He continued to run until he was finally out of breath. Stopping for a breather, Kid eyed the sword in his hand and noticed his hand shook violently, not from Kid's heaving muscle but rather the sword itself. Shocked, he let go and the sword flew into the darkness. Kid barely gripped the handle when he was dragged along by the supernatural force.

Kid had no idea how many miles the sword pulled him but he did notice the changes in his surroundings. As he was dragged further along, holes and debris started to decorate the walls and floors. A few splatters of blood once in awhile and more dramatically, there was a huge hole in one of the buildings. It looked as though it was blasted apart in a crazed battle.

The sword suddenly stopped and Kid was grateful no one had seen his undignified moment, let alone a flying sword. He had seen enough shit ever since Law entered into his life to be shocked.

A familiar moan caused Kid's eyes to widen. In matter of seconds, he ran down the alley and turned into a dark corner where the moan grew louder. Nevertheless, his sight turned red at the compromising position Law was in. A large form towered over his slender body. If it wasn't for the unwilling look on Law's face and the blood soaking his body, Kid would have thought the demon enjoyed the rough treatment.

"Oi!" Kid shouted, snapping Law and his assailant whom Kid recognized to be that weird man roaming on the roofs.

"Mi-mister Eustass?" Law gasped.

"It's you again." The other man grumbled unhappily, having being interrupted. "What do you want? Don't tell me you miss this kitty already?"

Kid was silent for the longest time. "I'm here to get back my runaway employee." He answered lamely. "You still owe me Absalom's medical fee and… the food you wasted this morning."

Law stared at him as if he was out of his mind before bursting into a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Kid would have flushed in embarrassment but the circumstance was far too dire at the moment. Ignoring the demon's laughter, he eyed the assailant who continued to tower over Law.

"Are you a demon too?" Kid asked suspiciously as his grip tightened around the hilt of Law's demonic sword.

The man snorted and sat up. "What are you going to do if I say yes? You think you can hurt me?"

"I can." Law purred softly, momentarily surprising the two men, as he punched the other demon in the face. The punch was powerful enough to send the other demon sprawled on the dirty ground. Quickly, Law turned to Kid and thrust his arm forward. "My sword."

Blinking out from the shock, Kid threw the demon the sword and watched him unsheathed it. Without standing up and hurting his wounds, Law stabbed the other demon from his sitting position. The man screamed as the blade slid through his ribs like a knife on butter.

"You bitch!" The demon shouted as his mouth vomited black blood. "Pull out that sword! It burns!"

"I don't think so." Law grinned down at his victim. "Not so smug now, huh?"

"My gang will find you! They will kill you!" The demon shrieked as Law dragged his blade upward, widening the deadly wound. "My Peterman gang will hunt you down! Pull out this sword and I'll let you live!"

"You are in no position to strike a deal with me, Peterman." Law hissed.

With a flick of his wrist, the sword made a clear cut and sent the demon's ugly head flying. The head landed with a soft thump next to Kid's expansive shoes. While the demon was an eyesore when he was alive, he looked ten times worse as a mutated corpse. Its dying expression was horrifying to look at. Turning his attention to Law, Kid stood a safe distance from the sword's reach.

"I feel much better now. Lying around being utterly helpless is not my forte." Law let out a long sigh and unsheathed his bloody sword. "Next time, Mister Eustass, you touch my sword without my permission, you're going to end up just like that."

"Why didn't you just punch him shitless if you are so strong?" Kid asked, keeping his shock under control.

"He caught me off guarded." Law answered bitterly. "By the time I came to, I was already on the ground with him on top of me. He messed me up good." He touched the wounds that decorated his gorgeous body and winced. "Your arrival was certainly helpful. You distracted him long enough for my vital organs to heal up. You have my… gratitude."

"Che, excuses." Kid walked to the demon and squatted down. "Can you stand?"

"Not any time soon. My legs are in a mess." Law rolled his eyes and pointed at his bloody pants.

"Not a word." Kid groaned.

"What? No-oh woah!" Law yelped when he felt Kid's arms snaked under his knees and behind his back. With ease, Kid lifted the demon up in a bridal style. "What are you doing? Let me down!" Law hissed as he pushed against Kid's muscular chest.

"Shut up." Kid snapped and adjusted his hold so that he could pick up Law's abandoned sword. The bending motion startled the demon as he instinctively wrapped his arms around Kid's neck.

"I'll never live through this." Law muttered darkly.

"That's why I said not a word. This never happens. Understand?"

"Perfectly." Law agreed.

Following the traffic noises, Kid managed to escape the dirty labyrinth. While Kid didn't care much about people's opinion of him, he was still bothered being seen with a man in his arms, let alone a mortally wounded one. Reluctantly, he pulled his black fur coat off his shoulder and covered Law with it.

"It's summer. Mister Eustass." The demon hissed unhappily and pushed the thick coat off his face.

"Stop whining like a little bitch. It's a short walk." Kid said as he wrapped Law in his fur coat, wincing at the blood staining his favorite clothes.

As expected, Kid felt eyes upon him the instance he stepped out from the dark alley. He was inwardly grateful that the demon was enduring the heat without making a noise or move. Halfway back to the brothel, Kid paused in front of Kureha's illegal clinic. Feeling the demon's clothes soaking his hands, Kid weighed his options.

"Killer better left already or I will have one hell of an explanation to give." Kid groaned and kicked the door open with his foot. "Oi! Old hag!"

The clinic was empty of patients as usual. The old doctor was nowhere charming and she had the talent of scaring the fuck out of people. Closing the door behind him with a back kick, he pulled off the suffocating coat off Law who breathed in a lungful of air.

"It's not that bad." Kid teased and walked to the back of the house where the patient rooms were.

"Never again." The demon snarled as he wiped off the sweat with the sleeve of his collar shirt. "Where are we?"

"Clinic." Kid marched into the nearest room. "Demon or not, let the old bat check your wounds."

Law's lips curled into a seductive smirk as he was lowered gently onto the bed. "My… why this sudden concern for my wellbeing?"

Kid allowed himself to flush slightly but quickly replaced it with an irritated snort. His heart was thumping furiously with Law's arms still wrapped around his neck, pulling him lower to the bed until their nose almost touched. Tentatively, the demon gave Kid's nose a lick like a cat would to its master.

"Oi. I'm not gay." Kid muttered but he didn't pull away.

"You could have fooled me." Law purred, his demon tail now swaying frantically in the air.

Kid had no idea what possessed him at that moment but he had no regret. Closing up the distance between them, Kid crawled on top of the demon and framed Law's pretty head with his arms. Shyly, their lips met and stirred up a raw passion Kid didn't know he had towards a fellow ma… or perhaps just towards a certain, sexy incubus. The kiss was rough. Tongue battled each other for dominance. After bruising the demon's lips with his horny kiss, Kid wanted more. He wanted to something more than just kissing like a pair of virgins.

"Mi-mister Eustass." Law whined when the man broke off the kiss.

One look at Law's lustful expression and Kid dived in for another kiss while his hands mapped over the demon's torso. Being horny as he was, he ripped off the buttoned clothe and ran his left hand over the slightly muscular stomach. His right hand danced along the side and reached for the tail. The moan he got from Law when he fisted the extra appendage was enough to send him off the cliff. For the longest time, he teased the tail, sliding his hand up and down and pinching the furry tip.

"Ah-ha… no…so good." Law moaned even louder and Kid's ego received a huge boost.

Leaving butterfly kisses along the demon's neck, Kid was about to unbutton Law's pants when the door barged opened, causing them to jump involuntarily.

"What are you rotten brats doing on my patient's bed?" Kureha shrieked. "I'm going to castrate you!"

To Be Continued...


The end. Thank you all for reading it... just kidding. APRIL FOOL! Did I manage to scare some poor unfortunate soul?

I rushed myself to finish this fanfic on time as I promised. Ok after this ordeal of sleeping at 2am and waking up at early in the morning to finish this fanfic... I think I'm going to pass out. If only you are aware of the love I pour into this fanfic and the love I have for you readers!

Also weekly update with Finals coming up is going to be a huge challenge. So to avoid doing a half plastic work, I will update once every 2 weeks till the end of April. Sounds fair no?

Alright! This chapter has lots of stuff happening. I'm going to do a quick recap and feel free to tell me which is your favorite moment!

-.-.-Breakfast in the morning with the crazy prostitutes (Sadi-Chan, Ivankov, Absalom...etc)

-.-.-Kid losing his cool and rescued Law from the big bad Peterman (my heart melts... :3)

-.-.-Inappropriate behaviors at Kureha's (Damn youuu, Kureha for interrupting Sexy Time! Don't castrate the boys!)

Bonus question: Do you guys prefer "Kid" or "Kidd"? (Note: Oda sensei confirmed Kid to be the real deal. I personally prefer Kidd... gonna go to helllll)