Sorry this chapter is so much longer than the rest :D What does Itachi have planned?

Also; things are gonna start to get a wee bit more lemony up in here; so you have been *warned*. And there will be yaoi.

There was an explosion from somewhere a few floors up and the dull thud roused Sasuke from his sleep. He blinked sleepily a few times; wondering why Suigetsu wasn't waking him up and why Deidara's wake up seemed so much quieter than usual.

That was about when he noticed that there was a weight on him. His eyes shot open in horror as he recognised that mop of blonde hair that was resting quite comfortably on his chest.

"Whoa!" Sasuke yelled, jolting Naruto out of sleep. Blue eyes widened in horror as he too realised how they had fallen asleep, and both of them scrambled to get off the couch fastest. Naruto, clumsy as ever, got his legs tangled in Sasuke's, and he went plummeting to the floor; the raven toppling down on top of him. Sasuke gave a low groan of pain as his pelvis smacked into something firm and his wrists planted either side of Naruto's head.

"Idiot…" he muttered lowly; right in Naruto's ear as the blonde struggled to remove his face from the carpet. Naruto apparently seemed to be the first to notice how exactly they were positioned and gave a weak noise.

Itachi Uchiha then chose that moment to appear in the doorway and just so happened to catch Naruto with his face pressed into the floor; ass in the air, with his brother draped over him.

"I'm sorry, am I interrupting something?" he commented, and two pairs of eyes flicked over to him. Naruto made an 'eep' noise before quickly teleporting over to the other side of the room; leaving Sasuke to fall to his stomach with the uncomfortable knowledge that the piece of anatomy his hips had slammed against in the fall was Naruto's ass.

"We just fell asleep!" Naruto immediately crowed; desperate to right the situation. Itachi just chuckled.

"So I saw," he remarked in amusement, waving his phone at Sasuke. Black eyes narrowed dangerously. " –You two should get changed. We're taking a field trip to the city."

"What for?" Sasuke snorted flatly as he gathered himself to his feet and wondering what incriminating data was on Itachi's phone.

"You'll see," Itachi chuckled, "But the two of you might want to find a shower; you're still covered in grass stains; we're leaving in an hour." Naruto saluted mockingly before vanishing in a flash of light. Itachi just chuckled and headed over to the kitchen.

"…What's got you in such a good mood?" Sasuke remarked flatly.

"What's got you in such a bad one?" Itachi shot back cheekily, "You looked like you were having a good time in there –"

"We fell off the couch!" Sasuke snapped back irritably as he headed for the stairs.

"Morning, Sasuke!" Suigetsu chuckled as Sasuke busied himself with his shower. He didn't even have to look over his shoulder to know that the other boy was currently in the shower with him.

"Stop using my shampoo," Sasuke snapped back irritably; feeling the cold water of Suigetsu's arm snaking past to snatch someone's hair products. He heard stomping from somewhere down the hall and wasn't in the least bit surprised when the bathroom door was suddenly blasted off its hinges by a rather forceful blast of fire.

"I don't know why you even bother with doors here," Sasuke remarked flatly as a rather annoyed Neji stormed in. He tore back the shower curtain and black eyes turned to glare at him coldly.

"Suigetsu! It was your turn to put out Deidara's fires!" Neji snapped crossly, folding his arms and apparently completely oblivious to the fact that there were two naked guys in the shower in front of him.

"It's always my turn," Suigetsu complained.

" –Well, would you look at my hair!" Neji scowled darkly, and Sasuke noted that his hair was indeed looking rather singed. Rolling his eyes, he continued with shampooing his hair and ignoring the commotion that suddenly sprung up between Suigetsu and Neji; arguing about whose job it was to make sure their pyromaniac brother didn't burn the house down.

"Are you guys done with the bathroom yet?" Sakura complained, "I need to do my hair!"

"Use your own bathroom," Suigetsu snapped back.

"Speak for yourself!" Sakura sniffed flatly, stalking right on in, "Oh, morning Sasuke." Sasuke just rolled his eyes and rinsed his hair off before grabbing a nearby towel and stepping out of the shower. He didn't even know why he bothered closing the shower curtain anymore.

As he left the bathroom, he immediately moved to one side to avoid being bowled over and therefore re-dirtied by Kiba as he bounded down the hall in greeting like he usually did. Mid-flight, he changed back into a human and landed on the ground, pouting.

"Oh, you're no fun, Sasuke! What happened to the good old days where I'd knock you to the ground and Deidara would push you down the stairs?" Kiba complained good-naturedly. In response to this, Sasuke just casually moved a little further down the wall to avoid the flaming book that went soaring past.

"Come on, Deidara, that was a library book," Shikamaru's lazy voice could be heard complaining from further down the hall.

An hour or so later, they were all sitting in the kitchen, waiting for Hidan to make an appearance.

"Why are we waiting for him, yeah?" Deidara complained flatly, brushing his hair back off his face, only for it to fall right back into place.

" –He's driving," Itachi replied shortly.

"I am not getting in a car with that madman!" the blonde yelped in astonishment.

"Watch it, blondie," Hidan's cackle sneered as the door opened and his hand scuttled in at his feet like some sort of pet. "So, 'Tachi', where are we off to?"

"The city," Itachi replied shortly with a small smirk.

For some reason, Itachi didn't accept Sasuke riding shotgun, so the younger Uchiha found himself crammed in the back seat of their car with Naruto, Kiba and Suigetsu; with Deidara managing to earn himself a place in the front. He kept shooting daggers at Itachi in the rear-view mirror, but his older brother really seemed to be enjoying his suffering.

After what Sasuke felt was the longest two hour car ride of his life; filled with terrible I-spy games, bad jokes and Naruto laughing in his ear practically the entire time, they arrived in the city of Suna. Itachi seemed to know exactly where he was going.

…And they pulled up outside a mall.

"Fuck me, this fucking car looks like a piece of shit," Hidan remarked as they followed Itachi to the curb; Sasuke noticing that the supernaturals seemed to look like they felt out of place.

"…Maybe because it is a piece of shit, yeah," Deidara snorted, rolling his eyes, "You've been driving it for what, eight years? That thing belongs in a tip."

"…Don't I know it…" Hidan muttered.

"Itachi…what are we doing here?" Sakura inquired curiously, "I mean, I was surprised when you told us that you'd gotten us all out of Saturday work but…"

"We're going shopping," Itachi remarked with a small smirk. Mouths fell open.

" –We c-can't afford these sorts of…" Naruto reminded him with a small frown.

"Naruto, I don't think you quite realise how rich I am," the elder Uchiha commented with a small laugh.

"We don't want your fucking charity," Hidan drawled crossly.

"Think of it as repaying you for your…hospitality…" Itachi shrugged, making some noncommittal hand gesture, "Look; I just wanted to help take some of the pressure off your father. And Hidan, if you're interested, there's a car sale on –"

" –Fucking hell, what are we waiting for?" Hidan had apparently had a complete change of heart at the thought of a new car.

"Itachi, are you sure?" Ino squealed in delight as she held out a dress for him to inspect; having assumed that it would cost far too much.

"Anything you wanted, Ino; that was what I said, right?" Itachi reminded her from where he was having a chat to the department store manager, "But more purple, really?"

" –It suits me," she reminded and then spun away to find her sister, "Sakura! He really did mean anything!"

"Itachi, you're the best!" Sakura exclaimed, waving over to him before disappearing into the racks and racks of fabulous clothes.

"Mr Uchiha; might I inquire as to what business you have in bringing this group here?" the orange-haired manager asked curiously.

"I'm doing their father a favour," Itachi responded flatly.

"Oh…I see," the manager replied with a knowing smile, "He a bit older than you, maybe?"

"Pein, it's not like that," Itachi rolled his eyes.

"…Just like it 'wasn't like that' with Nagato, am I right?" Pein chuckled to himself.

"That is none of your business," the raven sniffed, "I just wanted to inform you that I'd be paying for everything."

"Of course," Pein replied, but the smug smile didn't fade from his face.

"Itachi! Sasuke's not being fun!" Itachi could hear Naruto whining from somewhere over in the men's department.

"I'll be there in a second!" Itachi called back, wondering what fresh torment the blonde was attempting to put his brother through in the name of 'fun'. "If that's all, Pein?" He nodded to the manager and headed over to where Sasuke was standing outside the changing rooms with his arms folded; adamant that he was not putting on anything that Naruto or Kiba suggested.

Naruto himself was so excited. He'd never, ever had this sort of freedom in a store before; most of clothes were hand-me-downs, so this chance was incredible.

"No, you moron; you have enough orange clothes," Sasuke was rolling his eyes as he sat in the 'bored husband' chair by the changing rooms and eyed Naruto's clothing selection with distaste. "No; that size is going to be too big for you…idiot…do you have any idea what you're doing?"

"…Hey! Just because you're used to shopping in fancy, expensive places like this…" Naruto snapped back; seeing the raven sigh heavily. "What are you doing?"

"Come with me…" Sasuke muttered in resignation.

What followed was a day that Sasuke would swear himself blue that he hated. He and Itachi were called upon many a time to offer opinions on the clothes that the other teens bought (Itachi was a little less critical). Sakura and Ino had their brothers laden with shoes, dresses, skirts and all manner of things while the boys settled on being slightly less extravagant.

"No; I am not wearing that," Sasuke snapped for about the thousandth time as Naruto thrust something into his hands and bodily shoved him into the changing room.

"I'm not letting you out until you put it on!" Naruto chortled, and Suigetsu and Kiba sniggered against their hands. "Hidan, are you done yet?"

Sasuke and Hidan emerged at about the same time; both wearing the same sort of skinny jeans with flattering collared shirts; Sasuke's black and Hidan's white.

"I look ridiculous," Sasuke muttered, rolling his eyes.

" –Sasuke; you look good; it suits you," Itachi commented, nodding thoughtfully and then looking over at Hidan.

"Fuck me this feels…different," Hidan muttered, turning to observe his ass in the nearest mirror. He ran a hand through his slicked-back hair. "Definitely different from fucking t-shirts." That was the moment when Deidara appeared out of one of the changing rooms with his arms laden with clothes he'd picked, and when he saw Hidan, he did a double take.

"…H-Hidan? Is that you, yeah?" he inquired, his mouth falling open in shock. Hidan just gave a short cackle and grinned.

"Fucking hell; fucking mouthy blondie speechless!" he laughed, "I'm gonna have to fucking get this now, aren't I?"

"Of course!" Ino and Sakura squealed; having come over to see what the commotion was about, "Hidan, you look awesome!" Ino added reassuringly. Itachi just laughed.

"Come on, we'll take this all to the cars and have some lunch," he chuckled.

However, when they arrived at the cars; Hidan old, crappy beat up car was gone…and replaced with something much, much nicer. He startled dozens of pedestrians by breaking out into fits of overjoyed swearing; after which he wrapped Itachi into a tight hug, swearing that he was the 'fucking best guy he'd ever fucking met'. Itachi had just smiled to himself; having found out from Kisame the type of car that Hidan had always dreamed of owning but had been unable to afford.

Sasuke gave a quick scan of the food court. His brother was nowhere in sight. The others were chatting away amiably and enjoying their lunch, so he decided to go and have a quick look for him. Where were Sakura and Ino as well?

It didn't take too long for him to find his brother; he was in the last store they'd visited.

"…That doesn't look your size," he commented as he crept up beside his brother knowingly. Itachi immediately spun around; looking a little guilty.

"I just thought that maybe it would be nice to get Kisame a few things," he replied immediately and Sasuke smirked. Was that a touch of a blush he could see on his brother's face. "Yes…I think black would suit him…"

"You like him," Sasuke accused with a smug smirk; leaning on the nearby stand.

"You're dreaming," Itachi sniffed back, "Oh, good; Sakura; what did you find?"

"I think dad will like these!" she grinned, "He's never really had new things…" She paused for a moment before wrapping her arms tightly around Itachi in a hug. "…Thanks…" She whispered, before dumping the clothes on him and scampering away again; giggling with Ino.

"Don't look at me like that," Itachi scolded when he saw that Sasuke was smirking again.

It was nine by the time they made it home; Naruto having fallen asleep on Sasuke's shoulder during the drive.

"Of course it was you who kidnapped my children," Kisame commented in amusement from the living room when they all entered the house.

"You didn't tell dad?" Sakura scolded.

"I wanted it to be a surprise," Itachi sniffed.

"Wanted what to be a surprise –" Kisame lowered his newspaper and his mouth fell open in wonder. There were his two daughters standing in the foyer in brand new sundresses with their poor brothers –also clad in new clothes –struggling to drag everything through the front door. Kisame actually got up from his chair and immediately embraced his daughters.

"You both look so beautiful," he remarked, ruffling Ino's hair affectionately, "What…what is going on?"

"Itachi took us all shopping, daddy!" Ino exclaimed in delight, "We can show you everything we brought!" Kisame kissed her forehead tenderly.

"In the morning," he assured her.

"Oh yeah; how was work?" Suigetsu inquired curiously.

"Long," Kisame chuckled as his son came over for a hug as well, "I hope you didn't bleed Itachi dry."

"…Ino and Sakura sure did," Naruto muttered, rolling his eyes as he dumped another load of Sakura's things on the floor. Kisame just grinned in delight.

"Okay kids; take your things to your rooms; and Naruto, don't just go throwing them on the floor," he ordered, "You've got nice things; treat them well."

"Yes, dad," Naruto muttered.

"But don't you want to see what we've brought?" Sakura frowned.

" –You can show him tomorrow," Itachi assured her with a small smile, "I've ensured that he has the day off."

"But work –" Kisame began to say.

"I really don't think you understand how big the name "Uchiha" is," Itachi chuckled, "Go on, Sakura; your father's obviously tired." The teenagers all began trooping upstairs, looking thoroughly thrilled about their purchases and the fact that they had a Sunday with their father to look forward to.

"Itachi…don't you have…" Sasuke was about to say, but Itachi promptly elbowed him in the face. His younger brother scowled at him, "Fine…if you wanted to be alone; all you had to do was ask –" Again, he was elbowed harshly for being so presumptuous.

"Tea, Itachi?" Kisame inquired as he went to sit back on the couch. Itachi just shook his head and lifted up several of the bags that had been left in the foyer, "What have you been spoiling my kids with?"

"I just thought that they deserved some nice things; and I can afford it so…" Itachi paused, "I'm sounding thoroughly conceited; I apologise."

"No need," Kisame chuckled, "I hope they behaved themselves?"

"Mostly," Itachi laughed, "I think Sakura bought over ten pairs of shoes; Hidan doesn't look quite so homeless anymore; the boys got new soccer boots –"

"You didn't have to do that," Kisame reminded him with a grateful smile.

"I wanted to," the raven replied quietly, "I…I also took the liberty of ordering a grocery delivery early tomorrow morning; the food is all paid for…" The bigger man just chuckled and smiled at him toothily. "Oh, and um…I got something for you; Sakura and Ino helped…" He held out the bags and Kisame took a quick riffle through them; his eyes widening.

"You bought these for me?" he asked in astonishment.

"It was only fair," Itachi shrugged; trying to appear nonchalant, "I hope you like them."

"I do," Kisame assured him, "…Shit; I've never had anything quite this nice." He suddenly pressed a hand to his forehead, "…Ino's calling me. I better see what's up. Itachi…" He held out a huge hand, which Itachi shook firmly, "You don't know how much this means to me; or how much it means to the kids." Itachi just smiled.

"Oh by the way…I may have brought Hidan a car."

"Daddy, why were you yelling?" Ino inquired curiously when her father entered her room.

"…Itachi brought Hidan a car," Kisame replied weakly; sitting down on the end of his daughter's bed and noticing that Sakura was there too, "Sakura; don't you have homework to be doing?" His voice didn't have any authority to it tonight, though; he was too happy for his kids. Sakura giggled.

"But we're trying on the outfits we bought!" she exclaimed in delight, "Daddy! We have makeup and perfume, and shoes! And Itachi took us all out for lunch and ice cream!"

"Lunch and ice cream?" Kisame chuckled.

"He's a nice man," Ino commented casually.

"Indeed he is," her father replied.

" –Did he tell you we're getting food? And did you like the clothes he picked out?" Sakura inquired curiously, "You have to wear them tomorrow!"

"Okay sweetie; whatever you say," Kisame laughed, "What was the emergency?"

"Nothing," Ino replied sheepishly, "We just wanted to tell you how much fun we had today! Naruto pushed Sasuke into a fountain; and we made him wear a dress!"

"The little Uchiha? In a dress? Ino; you're not allowed to control people –"

"I didn't," Ino assured her father, "We just pestered him until he did! And he looked so pretty, didn't he Sakura?"

"Very," Sakura chuckled, "We did his hair and everything. Oh; we roped all our brothers into it too…they were less reluctant; that's for sure…"

"Be nice to your brothers, girls," Kisame sighed. Raising teenage daughters sure was exhausting. He felt bad for his sons.

"Oh; we got photos too!" Sakura suddenly remembered, "We'll have to show you them tomorrow! Itachi was really –" She stopped; frowning, and Kisame raised an eyebrow. "Dad…when are Itachi and Sasuke going home?"

"I don't know, little blossom," Kisame shrugged and then grinned teasingly, "What; you starting to like them?" Sakura and Ino just stuck their tongues out at him. "I'll see you in the morning, girls."

"Night, dad!"

Naruto closed his eyes and let the warm water trickle over him as he heard the bathroom door open and then close again.

"Go away, Suigetsu; and stop stealing my shampoo," Naruto complained good-naturedly. There was no response; only the sound of the shower curtain being pulled back. Starting in surprise, he looked back over his shoulder and saw the familiar smirk of Sasuke Uchiha standing there; completely naked.

"What the hell are you doing here?" he exclaimed hotly; only to suddenly feel the cool touch of bare skin against his back as he was pressed against the wall of the shower. He shivered, feeling fingers ghosting down his sides.

"…What do you think I'm here for, Na-ru-to?" Sasuke whispered in a low, sultry purr. Naruto felt his heartbeat quicken and the breath caught in his throat as he felt something hot and wet trail down the side of his neck. Feeling soft raven locks brush against his cheek, he knew that that was Sasuke's tongue. He shivered again and gave a soft whimper as one of Sasuke's hands trailed down the seam of his ass and lightly ran around his entrance.

"S-Sasuke…what…" Naruto managed to whisper as the raven's lips attached themselves to his neck and began sucking harshly. He could feel himself growing aroused just by Sasuke's light touches. "…Put…put them in me…" he breathed lustily. He could feel the smirk against his skin as a single finger dipped into his entrance and then straight out.

"…You're so tight, Naruto…" Sasuke whispered; his breath hot against Naruto's skin as his finger pressed in again; infuriatingly shallowly. He pressed backwards, wanting those fingers to penetrate him deeper, but Sasuke wasn't having any of that. His free hand trailed down Naruto's tanned abdomen and teased his inner thigh. Slowly, that finger began to press deeper into him.

"…Well, well, well…" The amused voice of Shikamaru suddenly commented, and Naruto looked over in horror to see that his brother was leaning up against the wall casually. Sasuke paid no mind and began to slowly thrust a single digit in and out of Naruto; his other hand sliding up his thigh to tease the base of his cock.

"Shikamaru! Stay out of my dreams!" Naruto complained; his words sounding a little more breathy than he wanted.

"I can't help where my mind drifts when I sleep," Shikamaru shrugged, "And believe me; this is not the first dream like this I've dream-walked in on."

"Well…" Naruto really wanted to push Sasuke off; this situation was mortifying; but he also didn't want to push him away.

"Interesting that you're dreaming about the Uchiha," Shikamaru commented smugly.

"Don't you dare say a word to him –ohh…." Naruto moaned, feeling Sasuke's second finger brush up against something inside him.

"Oh I am so out…" Shikamaru muttered, heading for the door, "Kiba always has fun dreams. Time to wake up, Naruto!" On that note, he slammed the door shut behind him.

Naruto awoke with a start; panting heavily and with his pants feeling tight and hot. And groaned and slumped back into his pillow. Damn Shikamaru and his shitty habit of using his telepathic abilities to join people in their dreams! True; not the first one he'd walked in on…but damn it! He held his hands over his face. Why did it have to be about Sasuke? Shikamaru was never going to leave it alone!

But now he was aroused, and well…he had to admit that well…maybe Sasuke wasn't unattractive? He drew himself onto his knees and slid a hand into his pants; grasping his erection tightly and beginning to stroke himself; his other hand reaching around to prod experimentally at his entrance.

Sasuke was having trouble getting to sleep; mostly because he didn't want to risk the chance of falling asleep and dreaming about the day they'd just had. It had been mortifying; dressing in that skimpy black dress that Sakura had insisted he wear; and then having them comb his hair and take photos…and for Naruto to push him into the fountain…

He chuckled to himself; allowing himself a small smile. It had been a good day; even if he'd been forced into going into one of those god-awful photo booths and getting photos with everyone. They'd gone to the arcade and he'd completely schooled Kiba at air hockey; only to be defeated by Neji. He'd even got to spend some time with Itachi; they'd never really had that whilst growing up. And the supernaturals were all right…even Naruto. And Hidan had almost had a break down when he'd seen that car…He sighed heavily and threw off his blankets; it was too damn hot.

All of a sudden, there was an explosive sneeze from somewhere down the hallway; followed immediately by a flash of light and a sudden weight on his hips.

Sasuke's eyes widened in shock as he immediately recognised Naruto's form…and the fact that his hand was down his pants; quite obviously jacking himself off. And the other hand…Sasuke's black eyes saw Naruto's other arm having snaked behind him and his throat ran dry as the blonde gave a short moan. Naruto was fingering himself?

"Naruto..." Sasuke remarked in shock; his eyes wide and drinking in the site of those blue eyes clouded with lust had his hands working in tandem to pleasure himself.

"Oh god…" Naruto moaned; both in pleasure and mortification; unwittingly grinding down on Sasuke's lap as he looked down at the handsome face of the Uchiha. The sight of him there combined with his own imagination picturing his own fingers as Sasuke's nearly send him over the edge. "Oh my god; I'm…" his last word was completely cut off as he vanished again in a flash of light; leaving Sasuke just staring up in shock at the space where Naruto had just been perched.

"Holy fuck," Sasuke commented flatly; for some reason unable to wipe away the image of the blonde's flushed, panting face as he pleasured himself.

Naruto, back in his room, gave a low moan as he finally reached release and accidentally found himself breathing out "Sasuke…" as he came.

Fuck.

One moment he'd been imagining that the fingers inside him actually belonged to the Uchiha…and then he had to go and sneeze! He withdrew his fingers and sighed heavily; now he had to change…With a sigh, he got up and weakly headed to go have a midnight shower. As he was pushing the bathroom door open, he came across Shikamaru in the hallway. His big brother smirked cheekily and Naruto flushed almightily before sprinting into the bathroom; just knowing that somehow, he knew what had just happened.

"Stay out of my head, Shikamaru!" he complained; but knowing that he wasn't going to probe.

"Troublesome…"Shikamaru sighed, rolling his eyes and then smirking, "…Although maybe…maybe this could be interesting?"

It could get very interesting, Shikamaru! Itachi is a nice guy! Don't tell me the Uchihas are starting to get attached!
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xx K