In celebration of my exams being over... New chapter! Only one or two more to go after this one!

Little bit of a lemon treat also, so there's your warning.

Somewhere upstairs a door slammed shut and Sasuke flinched at the distant noise; clutching his pounding head in agony as he stumbled into the kitchen in a desperate search for icy water. With great relief he began sculling down a large glass before slumping down onto one of the nearby stools.

God. What had happened last night? Everything was so damn…not there. Rubbing his eyes, he could remember Hidan and Deidara making out in the corner, and he remembered getting home and toppling straight into bed. He didn't even know what time they'd gotten home, and wasn't entirely sure that everyone was back.

There were footsteps from outside the kitchen, and Sasuke turned with an unamused look; he wasn't in the mood for socialising. And then the door opened and he just stared.

"Oh…I didn't think anyone was up," Itachi commented sheepishly as he stiffly stalked over to the fridge. Sasuke snorted into his glass and his brother gave him an angry 'don't say anything' look. However, this was just far too good for Sasuke to pass up.

"…Nice shirt, Itachi," he commented with a laugh, and then flinching when Itachi purposely slammed a cupboard shut to cause his devilish little brother discomfort. Sasuke wasn't even a little bit sorry. His brother was standing there in the kitchen wearing apparently just a rather large, loose blue shirt that Sasuke had recognised as Kisame's. Itachi's hair was out of its ponytail and was looking a little ragged, and there were purple hickeys on his throat.

"…Looks like you had a good night," Sasuke remarked slyly; eyeing the way that his brother was limping rather prominently. The shirt slipped down one of his shoulders a little and Sasuke laughed again when he saw the finger-shaped bruises and scratches from where had had been gripped particularly hard.

"Shut up," Itachi snapped irritably, taking a long drink of water while he put some toast in the toaster and put the kettle on. "You look like shit."

"Speak for yourself," Sasuke smirked; knowing that he was looking pasty and had bags under his eyes –he looked terrible, and knew it. "Taking Kisame breakfast in bed, are we?" Again, one of the cupboards was slammed shut and he flinched; knowing that that was exactly what Itachi was doing.

"So how was your night?" Itachi finally asked; tiring of Sasuke's sniggers.

"…I wish I knew," Sasuke muttered; rather grateful when his brother placed a coffee down in front of him. "So no one else is up?" Itachi just shook his head and the younger Uchiha sighed; deciding to go to have a morning shower.

When Itachi arrived back at Kisame's room with coffee, he noticed that the elder man pretty much hadn't stirred since he'd woken up.

"…Itachi…Come back to bed," Kisame muttered, pulling back the covers and stretching a little; his eyes not even flickering open. "Is that coffee?"

"Sasuke saw me," Itachi grumbled; putting the coffee down on the bedside table and crawling back into bed. Kisame opened one eye slyly.

"…I like that on you," he commented with a smirk; dragging the Uchiha in close to snuggle up against his chest, "…But I think I like it better off you…"

"Seriously?" Itachi sniffed as he felt the buttons of the shirt being slowly undone and one of Kisame's hands sliding suggestively down his back, "I liked it better when you were asleep."

"…That's not what you were saying last night," Kisame chuckled; kissing him firmly on the lips and leaning back comfortably as Itachi easily curled up against him; a slender hand pressed against his bare chest. He felt a rough hand stroke through his long hair and closed his eyes again. He was exhausted and his ass hurt; and walking was a nightmare; but he was very content.

"You're very cute when you sleep, you know," Kisame commented playfully.

"Call me cute one more time," Itachi growled; his eyes not even flickering open, "See what happens then." There was a long, sleepy pause. "By the way…my mother called last night; she and father are coming to visit next weekend; if that's all right."

"Of course," the other man replied quietly.

" –You do know that Sasuke and I will probably have to leave soon?"

"…I know."

"Does anyone want to tell me why Naruto's avoiding me?" Sasuke inquired flatly to a lounge full of very hungover teenagers who couldn't bear hearing Deidara's explosions for another minute. Apparently the blonde had woken up in Hidan's bed and flipped out. Everyone had shouted down his claims of rape by reminding him that he was nowhere near as drunk as the rest of them and that he had been completely willing. They also reminded him that he'd not-so-secretly wanted Hidan's dick for years; and to shut up and go have sex again.

That of course, had set off a completely fresh wave of explosions.

Hence why there were several of them lying on the couches with ice packs on their heads and buckets at their sides.

"Whatever do you mean?" Ino inquired innocently. Too innocently.

" –I mean that every time I've seen him today he's teleported away," Sasuke snapped irritably; folding his arms as they all chuckled to himself.

"…Well…" Shikamaru commented with an awkward cough, "That may have something to do with the fact that you guys were publically sucking face last night." Sasuke blinked at him stupidly; sure that he'd heard wrong.

"What?"

"You heard him," Kiba sniggered, "We dared Naruto to give you a lap dance and well…things may have escalated slightly."

" –And by 'slightly', we mean a lot," Sakura corrected flatly, "Seriously, you were one hand-slip away from jerking him off in front of everyone –"

" –Not that he was complaining," Kiba added with a smirk.

"This is some kind of joke, right?" Sasuke snapped, "It's not funny."

" –If it's a joke…then why does Naruto have a hickey?" Ino inquired cheekily. He stared at them and they were all smirking. Horror began to spread through his limbs as memories began to slowly resurface. His mouth fell open in astonishment.

"What's the big deal? We all knew you were gay," Sakura reminded him; rolling her eyes.

" –And don't deny that you liked making out with him," Kiba sniffed, "Your cock was like one piece of fabric away from being in his ass –"

"Ew; Kiba!" Ino snorted, curling her face up at his crudeness.

"What?" he shrugged, "It's what dad was doing to Itachi last night and you know it!"

"I didn't want to know that about mom and dad!" Ino wailed; clamping her hands over her ears and clenching her eyes shut tightly. Her present brothers laughed at her. "I mean 'Itachi'!" They all laughed when they recalled the expression on their father's face when he had finally emerged from his room to find his hung-over children perched on the landings rather smugly. He had looked a little guilty and then chuckled when Shikamaru had remarked, "…Hey dad; have any idea where Itachi is?"

" –Don't you sass me, boy; I know very well that Neji's informed you all exactly where Itachi is," he had sniffed before chuckling and accepting a high-five from Suigetsu before heading off to have a shower.

"God, this is not happening," Sasuke muttered mutinously to himself; clutching at his head and trying to convince himself that he hadn't behaved so shamefully in public. As the others all started laughing at his expense, he stormed off up the stairs; only to be bowled over by a muddy Akamaru who was apparently escaping with Hidan's hand yet again.

"Fight fair, blondie!" Hidan's shriek could be heard from upstairs; followed by a loud explosion, "Oh that's it; I'm going to fuck you so hard there's gonna be fireworks shooting out your cock!"

" –Don't you fucking dare!" Deidara shouted back, and there was a bang and a suddenly a whole lot of smoke coming from the third floor. A blackened body went flying off the third floor landing and landed in a crumpled pile. There was a cough a few seconds later that assured Sasuke that Hidan was indeed, still alive.

" –Are you still trying to rape Deidara?" Sasuke commented flatly as he spied Deidara glaring down from the landing.

"This is fucking foreplay, Sasuke; keep your fucking nose out of it," Deidara hollered angrily, "If he wants it; he's gotta fucking earn it, yeah!" Sasuke raised an incredulous eyebrow as Hidan stalked past him.

"Angry sex is the fucking best," Hidan chuckled gleefully, "Right, Dei?"

"Shut the fuck up, yeah!"

Sasuke scowled to himself; things were definitely coming back to him now. And he'd be lying to himself if he said that he hadn't liked what he was doing with Naruto. Sure; the guy was an idiot and had almost too much personality…but he supposed there was something fascinating about him. But why was he ignoring him? Usually Naruto was the kind of person to shrug off something like that.

Fine; if he wanted to play like that, then Sasuke was going to act the same.

The next few days were a great source of aggravation for the teenagers of Samehada Manor.

" –Sakura, can you check these answers for me while I do my biology assignment?" Naruto inquired; sliding a piece of paper across the kitchen table to his sister while he mused over the questions lain out before him in homework form.

" –Ask Shikamaru to do it; I'm trying to get some chemistry revision done," Sakura frowned; passing it down the table to their brother; who sighed heavily and straightened up to glance at it. Ino was cheerfully over by the bench baking some afternoon tea while they got into the midst of study. Suigetsu made an angry noise and hurled his calculator across the room; only for Shikamaru to catch and levitate it in mid-air to prevent it from breaking. Neji looked up from his work in irritation.

"I can't do this!" he howled in frustration, and he looked over, seeing that the door had opened, "Oh, hey Sasuke; can you help me with my calculus?"

"Later," Sasuke replied coolly; heading straight for the fridge. Everyone else present noticed that Naruto's shoulders tensed with the raven's very presence in the room and they all rolled their eyes as Sasuke pointedly didn't acknowledge the blonde. The atmosphere remained tense until the Uchiha had departed.

" –Screw this, I'm getting Itachi to help me," Naruto snapped irritably; vanishing in a flash of light as he aggressively scooped up his work. As soon as he was gone, his siblings groaned.

"Okay; enough is enough," Sakura sniffed, "This unresolved sexual tension thing they've got going is driving me crazy. I can't deal with it!"

"Are they still ignoring each other?" Shikamaru sighed.

"Obviously," Suigetsu droned, "It just seems like they're trying to see who can ignore the other the most. It's pathetic. Why doesn't Sasuke just fuck him already? It's obvious he wanted to at Dei's birthday."

"Naruto's been ignoring Sasuke," Ino pointed out with a frown, "Like Sasuke's going to go chasing after him! You really think that ego of his is going to let him?" Kiba's head suddenly snuck in through the door and he sniffed the air mischievously.

"…I thought I smelled scheming," he smirked gleefully, "Please tell me this is about Naruto and Sasuke because I can't stand a fucking minute longer with them pretending to not want each other!"

"Yeah; and I'm getting real sick of walking through Naruto's dreams…" Shikamaru commented flatly. "Anyone got any ideas?" Neji suddenly smirked to himself; folding his fingers together evilly.

"Actually…" He commented slyly.

"Naruto! I need the shower right now!" Sakura yelled loudly that Thursday; rapping sharply on the bathroom door and practically splintering it, "I'm covered in soot and I have to leave for work in twenty minutes!"

" –Use the other shower!" Naruto hollered back, "I'm using this one!"

"My stuff's in there!" Sakura shouted, banging on the door again, "Come one! The other shower's free; just teleport to it! This shit's all through my hair!" There was an aggrieved noise from inside the shower.

"Fine! But just so you know; I totally just got soap in my eye!" Naruto snapped back.

"Love you!" Sakura chirped; kicking the door open in time to see him vanishing in a flash of light.

Naruto knew instantly that the other shower was not free; mostly because as soon as he rematerialized, he was standing face-to-face with a fuming, completely naked Sasuke Uchiha.

"I –" was all Naruto had time to say before all of a sudden, Suigetsu reformed from the water pooling at the feet.

"Not so fast, you two," he chuckled; giving Sasuke's leg a tug and sending him flying to his ass on the shower floor at the same time that he gave Naruto a good shove. The result was that Sasuke ended up lying on the floor with Naruto perched in his lap; arms pressed to either side of the raven's head.

"Now fucking sort it out!" Suigetsu smirked; reaching to one of the walls and promptly dragging Neji through as a puddle of water. The brunette coughed; unused to being altered by Suigetsu's ability, and promptly grabbed Naruto's ankle.

"Maybe get it out of your systems," Neji smirked; before the two of them vanished again; leaving the two of them alone in the shower. Naruto looked panicked.

"What's the problem?" Sasuke snapped irritably, "Get off me!"

" –Neji put my fucking leg to sleep!" Naruto growled back crossly, "I can't move it…" He paused awkwardly, "…And I can't teleport…" He shifted a little in Sasuke's lap and bit his lip when his ass came in light contact with the raven's cock. " –Look; it's a kind of paralysis and I can't get my body to dematerialise when –"

"Shut up," Sasuke snapped irritably.

"Explain why you're not talking to each other!" Kiba crowed from apparently out in the hallway.

"Go AWAY!" Naruto complained; not wanting to look Sasuke in the eyes when they were positioned like this, "I'm not 'not talking' to Sasuke!"

"Bullshit," Sasuke snorted, "You've been avoiding me since Sunday."

"I don't know what you're talking about," Naruto sniffed defensively, and snuck a peek at his expression. He wasn't buying it.

"Remember how we made out?" Sasuke scoffed, rolling his eyes and his eyes glinting rather slyly as he examined the situation. He wasn't going to deny that this was a fine opportunity. Naruto's insistence on ignoring him had only acted to further his fascination with him...and it was safe to say that he actually missed the blonde a little; missed his presence and his bright attitude. No to mention his weight was feeling particularly good in his lap...And he definitely wasn't unattractive.

"Oh…you heard about that…" Naruto scowled; trying to divert his attention from Sasuke's toned chest. He was worried if he stared for too long he was going to end up aroused, "…Well…it's not like it was my fault!"

"Who said it was anyone's fault?"

" –Your tone implied it! It's not like I wanted that to happen!"

"…You seemed pretty damn into it."

"I was not!"

"Idiot. You're blushing. One might think that you like me," Sasuke smirked; liking the guilty little blush that was currently dusting Naruto's face at the accusation. Maybe he'd hit the nail on the head.

"Like I would ever like a bastard like you!" Naruto scoffed hotly, "It was just the atmosphere…and the…" He trailed off slowly; unable to deny anything. It hadn't just been the atmosphere or the alcohol. He'd wanted to do that lap dance; wanted Sasuke to see him in a sexual light. And damn had he wanted to kiss him so badly.

Before Sasuke could say anything further, Naruto grabbed his face with both hands and dragged him forwards to kiss him. He was shocked when Sasuke's tongue was instantly dragging across his tongue and pale arms encircled him and dragged him in.

"You're an idiot," Sasuke breathed before diving back in for another heated kiss. The attraction that the pair of them had been attempting to ignore for so long had suddenly been fully ignited and now neither of them could deny it. Naruto had been aware of liking Sasuke for quite some time now; and Sasuke…well, he'd come to terms with it after discovering how hard he got upon remembering Saturday night.

Pale hands rose up to roughly pinch Naruto's nipples; eliciting breathy gasps from the blonde and causing him to begin grinding down against Sasuke's hardening cock. The real thing felt so much better than in his dreams. . .

"…More…I need…More…" Naruto gasped soon after, as three of Sasuke's fingers slammed into his prostate; the blonde riding the digits penetrating him and craving release. Sasuke's other hand around his erection kept up its agonisingly pleasurable stroking as he leaned in for a deep kiss. Things had escalated; but he didn't care. He wanted Sasuke, and he wanted him now.

This was the face Sasuke remembered seeing that one time; the flushed; panting expression clouded by lust. Blue eyes were at half-mast and his jaw was hanging slack as he desperately tried to reach release. But Sasuke had other plans. With a sadistic smirk, he yanked his fingers out from inside the blonde; only to hear an annoyed whimper escape from Naruto.

That whimper was quickly replaced by a soft hiss as Naruto felt something firm press against his entrance. He spread his legs invitingly and slowly began to sink down onto Sasuke's hard cock. He moaned as he felt it beginning to fill him and he ground down in arousal; looping his arms around the raven's pale neck as he was kissed dripped down his face and he felt himself moaning against as he saw the black, sultry, lust-glazed eyes of the raven staring down at him predatorily. He gasped as his hips were gripped tightly and Sasuke thrust up sharply into him.

"Sasuke!" he cried out loud; throwing his head back as a wave of pleasure ran through him. Apparently Sasuke liked hearing his name screamed because he repeated the action; which encouraged Naruto to begin riding him harshly; rolling his hips and slamming his hips down so that he was impaled deeply. Sasuke clutched at him tightly; every movement sending a new wave of pleasure through his body. With the roughness that Naruto was being impaled, it didn't take long for him to be a quivering mess of moans; and by this time, he'd regained use of his foot.

"…Do me from behind…" he whispered seductively in Sasuke's ear; slowly getting to his feet and leaning up against the shower wall with his ass presented invitingly; panting heavily. Sasuke actually felt himself lick his lips as he followed suit; trailing his hands down tanned sides and kissing hot trails against the back of his neck before thrusting back into him.

He held tightly to Naruto's hips; bringing them crushing back to meet him as he drove into the moaning teen before him.

"Harder…Harder…Sasuke…" Naruto moaned; wrapping a hand around his own cock; desperate now for release. Sasuke began to feel Naruto's tight heat beginning to clench and picked up his pace; slamming relentlessly into his tight entrance; his own orgasm rapidly approaching.

" –Hey guys; mind if I join?" Suigetsu suddenly cheekily commented; appearing behind Sasuke and groping one of his ass cheeks.

"Get the fuck out!" Naruto shouted; but his angry yell was cut off by a long moan of Sasuke's name as he suddenly reached his release. Sasuke; having ignored Suigetsu's intrusion as the teenager melted back through the wall; slammed Naruto up against the shower wall even harder and drove deep into his wildly clenching ass; Naruto unable to do anything but pant in aroused; euphoric gasps as he felt his inner walls being abused until they were raw.

Then suddenly, he felt warmth spreading through him and Sasuke collapsed against his back; thoroughly spent from his own orgasm. Naruto; still flushed; and his eyelids sinking lazily; looked over his shoulder and accepted the languid kiss that Sasuke pressed against his lips. He was about to slide weakly to the floor but strong, pale arms caught him and wrapped him in a deep kiss once more.

" –NO I AM NOT PEEKING!" Neji could be heard snapping angrily from the hallway outside.

"…Your family has no boundaries," Sasuke growled in irritation, "None at all."

"…You love us, really," Naruto chuckled; brushing the raven's hair back off his face.

That was when the door burst open and the curtain was thrown back by a cackling Kiba as the song, I just had sex suddenly blasted through the second floor.

"Okay, that's it!" Sasuke snarled; grabbing the nearest towel and leaping out of the shower; hurtling after Kiba and Suigetsu as they howled in laughter like maniacs. Naruto just sank to the floor; finally turning the water off and wincing as his throbbing ass made contact with the cold floor.

"…Good sex?" Sakura commented smugly.

"Fucking good," Naruto informed her weakly.

"DAD! SASUKE'S TRYING TO KILL US!" Kiba shrieked from somewhere in the house amid curses and uncharacteristic yells of, 'Is a little bit of privacy too fucking much to ask?' and 'You need to mind your own fucking business!'

Kisame's response?

"…Well, you probably deserve it."

Hope you enjoyed that splash of SasuNaru; though they were a little rudely interrupted by Naruto's crazy family!

Not long til the final chapter!

xx K